Saturday Night Live - Natalie Raps

[squeekieballs]

If she wants to drink and fuck all night, I would gladly make some time, to help with that

[Videoho3000]

Natalie Portman is so sexy

[djheroi10]

one word fuck israel

[PSNGreyLynx]

@djheroi10 ....*opens mouth*.....*closes it and Smh*

[JunglistS0ldier]

@djheroi10 fuck u

[TheHelicopterHomer]

i knew Andy Samberg had to have something to do with this :D

[Ymerish]

so this is where the idea for 'like a boss' came from? :))

[RYANcanada1]

she was hotter back here

[seanstrainful]

Open your wormhole. 

[ItsYv0nne]

LOL. Natalie<3

[fornooneberlin]

P R I C E L E S S !!!

Pincess....

also, you might as well like this:

@fornooneberlin: Natalie Portman

Please suscribe!!

Thank you!!

[Fivefires24]

This is what we need to show our children.

[emo4163]

im a girl and i have a boner.... is that normal??

[AlexandrahVamp]

@emo4163 Do you have boobs?

[emo4163]

@AlexandrahVamp yes i have boobs d cup for your information

[PSNGreyLynx]

@emo4163 those are awesome and as long as you have those it's completely alright for you to have a boner

[emo4163]

@PSNGreyLynx someone understands lol

STFU AND SUCK MY DICK IM BUSTIN DUDES VALVES LIKE GUSHERS MOTHER FUCKER!

[TheHighfly58]

I miss you nat

[MSPWrit3r]

Lol I never get sick of this sketch :P

[ZoldarkLN]

after seeing this i...JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

[maaryah]

Freaking Awesome!!!



[nickgreu4ever]

The life of Nina Sears after the 'Swan Lake' premiere!! :P hahahahah

[JTumambo]

Black Swan at 1:27

[adi00014]

Gone to dark side, Padme has.

[aplayaz2000]

the black swan at work

[AtomicAnton]

she was Anakin Skywalker right?

[CronnoD]

@AtomicAnton hans solo

[RedDevArcanine]

Hmmmm...

[chris83371]

swage looooooooooooooooooool

[TYthemShoes]

i am in love

[SuperBrooklyndodgers]

jayden yuki vs Natalie Portman in a rap battle to the death

[ChibiMewtwo]

@SuperBrooklyndodgers

Natalie would own that shit XD

[TheBillpucci]

Portman rocks!!!!!!!

[Rrrrrandison]

...... my innocent image of her has been destroyed..... I LOVE IT

[ZerOwAffLeS]

@Rrrrrandison she's not my princess anymore, she's my dominatrix :D

[FROSTEDxSHREDDIES]

hahah my favourite bit is "ILL SIT DOWN ON YOUR FACE, AND TAKE A SHIT!" :P

[Ciesla666]

Natalie, if you kill my dog, I'll rape you!

PLEASE KILL MY DOG!

[thatpoopchuteguy]

she is talented and fuckin sexy.

[PureTeenageIgnorance]

Justin Beibar joke...anyone?

Oh my Gahd...lol.

[Boznique]

"While I laugh YOU DIE!"

[smoketodie]

I love her

[Zaxex]

Yay, censorship.

[ClothesOverBros29]

Natalie Portman is fucking badass.

[TheGauld007]

She smacked a fucking bottle of her head!!

[Er89John]

She should rap more.

[popsflying]

Rap sucks.... Natalie Portman is hot.

[13topich]

why is andy samberg even singing in the video?

[GwadeliciousWinsty]

@13topich : because this video was directed by Akiva of The lonely island for SNL. You have to know that they do lots of parody. I discovered this video on The Lonely Island website ! It's huge :)

[13topich]

@GwadeliciousWinsty haha, now i know that! i just meant he's so random for being in there.

[MicrosoftCPU3]

When is Natalie gonna Rap back to Bilson? 

[cicamicaznassamdalje]

She's so bad at rap.Don't like it..

[Gthang817]

@RacerXGTO, u say anybody can make a rap album but u still at momas basement sittin there bitching online broke azz fuck! Lame mawfawcka!

[honkyxadonis]

slammin' hottie, talented actress, and she went to harvard...... kinda doesn't seem fair

[Gthang817]

Damn i didnt know natalie was a comedian too!? Funniest shit i've seen in a long while! I love this chica.

[RayWiIIamJohns0n]

OPEN YOUR WORMWHOLE CUNT!!! & ABOUT STUFFING

[dubhead4lyf]

Where can I watch that actual interview?

[thoggas]

1:08 Best part.

[uutuber431]

@thoggas ALL THE KIDS LOOKIN UP TO ME CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!

[Turiacus33]

After seeing this video my love for her increased even more <3

[keatsblake100]

Thumbs up if you would let Natalie Portman sit on your face and take a shit.

[Bag1tUp]

@keatsblake100 Haha I think you would get more thumbs up without the last 4 words. Mine for one.

[karim2000wright]

i bet iam the only one that saw this on tv

[Breezeeii]

@karim2000wright nope

[Multiwatered]

hm it was alright. i think andy samburg's contribution here was really unnecessary though.

[vf1764]

"I never said I was a role model" Thank you Natalie, for this quote that is applicable to anything I've done.

[RayWiIIamJohns0n]

I just want to open your wormhole!

[BonzerMrT]

Lmfao

[vicarcharlie]

God I love that woman

[escencedes]

I will always love her for this alone.

[OnlyDrowningHer]

Am i the only one who kinda wants to hear more rapping from Natalie? .__.

[TheBananaPieConcept]

I'LL KILL YOUR FUCKING DOG SO DON'T PUSH ME

[gingerarc122]

@TheBananaPieConcept ILL SIT RIGHT ON YOUR FACE AND TAKE A SHIT!

[nicki446]

gold.

[VoteYou]

Queen of Star Wars!

[apzoza123]

Omg and she was on SESAME STREET! She was so sweet.

[xpi7]

I used to have respect for this woman... alas no more.

[misfitstattoo]

@xpi7 Lighten up, fucking hell its snl, you take live too seriously

[siwueofk]

haha when she pushes andy, andy doesn't even move and natalie jumps backwards.

[zombofreakazoid]

she's an inspiration!

[SamOfFinland]

YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD FOR V FOR VENDETTA. DID YOU ALSO SHAVE YOUR V FOR VAGINA?

[imamuffinumad]

i cant explain my love for this beautiful song.

[shreknet]

WHAT!

[mooseboy18]

This could have been a disaster, but Natalie fucking owns this.

[theempire00]

@mooseboy18 you mean like Rachel Bilsons rap

[DonDaniellllll]

0:10 AM KNER o/

[AwesomeRobZulu]

Thumbs up if you tried to close the Hulu banner like it was youtube ad

[mindyn28]

@AwesomeRobZulu bahaha i did too!

[lukakrosty]

better than eminem!

[lukakrosty]

i facking love this chick!

[AugustEverlasting]

Damn Natalie, You Scary

[darkzipang]

I love to...but where is your d_ck ?

[lukakrosty]

@darkzipang shut the fuck up

[AuroraTR3A]

............why on earth is andy dressed as a viking?

[SimonChrisStian]

@AuroraTR3A ahahahahahha, thought the same

[Kingcold0071]

got my boner scared now

[zeroalex2]

Lonely Island! :D LOL

[CashiusTML]

Geezus

[medicalhockey]

damn natalie, youre a crazy ass bitch

[Ghostlyghostgamer]

No more questions.

[RacerXGTO]

This proves the "rap" formula is stupid shit simple. So simple, anyone can do it as Natalie just proved.

[Sleepingpillz]

@RacerXGTO Very very true.

[ikcjjtt]

@RacerXGTO actually not anyone can rap, its just the music industry has no type of filter for who can and cant rap. Same with singers to. thats why the industry is full of people who cant sing or rap, but they still sell records anyway-like lady gaga. Then their's auto tune, but lets not get into that. The Loney Island is no different, but they are funny as hell. But even they r using real rappers and real singers in their skits now. (Timberlake, Rihanna, T pain, Akon)

[geiuy]

@RacerXGTO oh really?well i guess you know that famous rappers are millionaries,right?so,if it's so easy,why don't u make a rap album and become a millionarie?i bet you'd flop badly,idiot

[RacerXGTO]

@geiuy Yeah. Really. Rap utilizes a simple formula anyone dumber than a brick can "rap". I'm not even going to get into music marketing, promotions and fiscal growth based on volume numbers because you probably couldn't wrap your brain around intermediate product marketing. Lastly, I would dump out a rap album, but I think there are better ways to acquire wealth than appeasing idiots for a very short blip in the rap music meat grinder. That's just not how I 'roll', dawg.

[yBliz]

@RacerXGTO When you look at rap, do not take the radio mainstream songs you hear, real hip hop and rap lies in the 90s and underground. Big L, 2pac, Nas, Wu Tang, Eminem's old stuff is gold. No other music genre focuses on lyrics as much as rap, and no music genre is more lyrical than rap. Anyone can rap? Nah, it actually does take vocal talent to rap successfully. It takes a lot of creativity and a superior sense of rhythm. Rhyme scheme, metaphors, wordplay, similes, imagery, the list goes on.

[geiuy]

@RacerXGTO you do realize that you are saying the same things old people and classic music experts said about the beatles and elvis when they first came out,right?at least learn form history,your slow.you need to evolve your brain and move forward,not backwards

[QGfk1]

@geiuy I love the beatles, but to be fair everything after jazz is a devolution in music, moving constantly to greater simplicity. Modern music, which is largely based off of electronics and rapping (which is closer to poetry than music), exemplifies this. So moving forward chronologically in music from 1950's onward is essentially moving backwards.

[TheVikingStoner]

@QGfk1 Eh no, Metal & Rock are a lot more complex than anything from the 50's. Music is not moving backwards.

[geiuy]

@RacerXGTO by the way,i know about music marketing,promotions,volume numbers,royalties etc since i've worked for a recording label.try again

[RacerXGTO]

@geiuy It's the interwebs, man. Working with a recording label doesn't equate to producing now does it? Unless your YouTube ID is Warner Brothers or Sony, you could be anyone. Look, I'm not going to go back and forth in the Internet Special Olympics here, we've said our peace.

[misscavillier]

Do you really wanna know?

[GradGamer]

My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg.

[RayWiIIamJohns0n]

Open your wormhole already.

[SimonChrisStian]

502 people doesn't like when she makes other people pay for her dry cleaning

[Metatality]

Anyone else thinking of Jack from Mass Effect 2 the whole time?

[curvychik23]

ITS THE FEMALE EMINEM!

[SimonChrisStian]

leave you screaming!pay for my dry cleaning! ''SO HARDCORE''

[HeidestockUltra]

"We love you, Natalie" "I wann f**k you too!" :'D

[DaddyYankiweee]

??!.. %28sun%29 %28donut%29 %28burger%29 %28coffee%29 aaaaaaaaaaaaa %28music%29

[devinhester06]

My d*** is scared of you -3

[Katharine777]

watch my natalie portman impression...or not.

[XxGDVxX]

I seriously can't figure out for the life of me how all these crazy political and religious assholes end up on literally every single SNL video, but it is so incredibly goddamn annoying.

[swaggerboy4life]

this video is sooo funny

[overdoseofrocknroll]

Hope she could fuck me too…

[amoursansentiments]

This is really easy to masturbate to.

[mattfred]

this song is based on an Eazy E song called no more ?s.

ill kill your dog for fun - so dont push me!

[metacrisis47]

Ugh, this is hilarious until Andy starts singing.

[falcont2t]

lonely island fuck the way

[jazzymc30]

Iz she the only one who can pull off that hairdo as a girl and still look hot??????

[peevestheprefect]

@jazzymc30 i think emma watson pulls it off

[OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth]

@peevestheprefect not nearly as well though

[peevestheprefect]

@OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth Its just opinion so what ever, but i feel like theyre both equally gorgeous, but more ppl describe emma as pretty instead becuase sh looks and is innocent-ish, not to say the natalie isnt but yeah haha

[OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth]

@peevestheprefect Oh no, natalie is completely innocent! I'LL SHIT ON YOUR FACE, adorable.

[DocAracnid]

lmao

the f***s with the viking costume?! lol

awesome song



[Fitzy711]

I'd let her take a shit on me any day.

[samiey717]

Made my day. xD

[churrdahfanaufanui]

sweet an innocent :) nek minute

[xpd15]

What was the name of the song? ''Damage control''?

[Zoza15]

She's Definitely a piece of ass to drill..

[muse914]

This is the reason why she can be Black Swan.

[iSpeed09]

best shit ever XD

[SkankExpose]

1:06 All the kids lookin up to me can suck my d*&^!

LMFAO

[h0wlovely]

She's so amazing, I love her.

[rictusemprai]

Looks like the black swan part of her won... :D

[curvychik23]

ITS THE FEMALE EMINEM!!!

[repoman174]

Not as funny as this video I saw titled,''GANGSTER GIRLS FROM GERALDO LIVE FROM PHOENIX AZ.''

[Apatheon]

Andy Samberg is hot.

[maddiemusic123]

O

M

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This is hilarious!

[theSneakySasquatch]

Straight up LOL

[illmaticstatic93]

im literally in love with her now

[louBelieve]

and what u want Natalie?

TO FUCK ALL NIGHT!  hahaha lol love it xD

[ITProVids]

hahah love her Eazy E reference...

"We love you Natalie!

I WANNA F*** YOU TOO!!!"

Pretty sure she got this from NWA's "Gangsta Gangsta"

[sailorloveful]

Natalie is now one my " top 10 most gangster bitches ever " ....

[gigietta900]

E fantasticaaaaaaaaaaaaa *________*

[FioletowaBuka]

She's awesome!!!

[cooleogirl97]

I DONT SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER >:o

That always... BAM LAUGHTER. x)

[divebum121]

What a heart warming little song. God bless that that women.

[pactena]

if only she wasnt a zionist

[MarshMallows135]

Eminem, you've got some competition. lmfao.

[zaqquater]

WHAT !!!??????

[DanielEricksoncutter]

She almost does this too well...

[parisaniee]

the part where she breaks the beer bottle over her head gets me every time. i just imagine andy, akiva and jorma sitting at the table and being like "and then we'll make natalie portman break the beer bottle on her head!" hahahaha i wish i had their job

[ChillyTaise]

NINA IS NOT HERE ANYMORE, B$#%¨%, YOU'RE TALKIN' WIT F$%$%¨$¨ LILY

[tninbredretard]

I MASTURBATED TO THIS

[ime239]

where is the uncensored version?

[abicuttiepie03]

FUCKIN LOVE THIS!:)

[summertimelime17]

I never said I was a role model.

[DarthOliptius]

Natalie is the boss.

[bwngare]

Female Eminem

[sammow23]

meow

[DSPKOOK123]

This just made her 1000 times hotter

[Mralbarni]

You are a badass bit*ch !!

damn natalie you crazy chick