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From: moneymadman398
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  • lol jajajaj XD this guy, he says that the bites got bigger as the days when on and in the pictures thay all have tha same date jajaja

  • U be cute

  • Ur hot

  • I was rollin after this vid

    Like first me and my bro looked at each other like wtf??

  • Ridiculous ...you should be ashamed of yourself..

  • @BornFreeToLiveFree hey I can help u with that just ask me and I will post it and to the maker of this vid we show up in reflection

  • Fuck I hate ppl like u we r real and this just shows ur a dumb ass who isn t a vampire I hope u know we don t suck blood for us to survive we suck it out of hunger and right now I want to suck ur blood till ur dead asswipe

  • Dude I m a vamp and that is how u get turned in to 1 give me location and I will suck till you can still live but take the most and then I will show you how to become a vamp

  • AND THAT'S HOW IT ALL STARTED!!!! LOL LUV HOW YOU SAID THAT LOL

  • I would rename video into ,,my transformation to a fag''

    DONT TOUCH VOTING BAR!

  • wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt­ttttttttttttttt a vampire by the gods

    put am a warlock

  • @dragula23 maybe that's because vlad the impaler was a real vampire idiot

  • HAHAHA THIS IS VIDEO IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!

  • wow nice actin mate!!

  • this has got to be the biggest Troll Video i've ever seen.

    I'm actually trying to learn about REAL vampires that exist, and here you're wasting my damn time moneymadman398

    go outside and PLAY

  • @BornFreeSoLiveFree well ill clear thing up for you then, VAMPIRES DO NOT EXIST!!!!! there i saved you alot of time and research, the only people who claim to be vampires are deluded retards, the closest thing to a vampire would be vlad the impaler or elizabeth bathory

  • i sleep walk to. last night i went in my moms room and stole her blacet lol!

  • how comes vampires dont even show up on camra or is it only mirrors

  • i think he,s jokeing

  • LOL- XD XD XD XD XD im about 2 pee my pants LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • your weird .. i like that ;)

  • his not a vampire his mother fucking poser im a real vampire

  • come drink my blood if you wanna see wat a hallow point feels like mufuka haha

  • let him believe what he wants!!!

  • ok firs of all when u sleep walk ur EYES are CLOSED Dumbassliar!

  • @AcidRa1n5 Actually my cousin sleepwalks with his eyes open.

  • i always wanted to meet a vampire espically the ones who expirenced it when they were youn and from now wat can a reall vampire do wat are there powers ? or tricks wat can a vampire do ?? i wanted to do the spell but is prob a lie cuz i want to becom one !!!

  • There is a spell to be a vampire you can't turn people freakin idiots!

  • This is a lie

  • fake.

  • this is so rude one of my friends is a vamp and he almost smashed my computer after that insult!

  • @victoriadeathsong so you imly that vampires exist?? i'd do anything in order to meet a vampire... BUT i've met none so far...

  • i'm sorry but vampires don't exsice it's completely impossable

  • omg 3:31-3:42 SO FUNNY XD he's string at the video game like HMMMM

  • vampires cqnt show on videos duhhh

  • cooool

  • I hate Asians. 

  • @C0vertOddity you are a horable fucking bitch

  • i want to be a vampire

  • BITE ME !!!!!!

  • u sond so frickin gay

  • 88 likes and 88 dislikes xD

  • where r ur fangs in red part???? where

  • sweet

  • weird we have the same pants but different color. mines blue but same brand.0_0

  • funny vid

  • Its retareds like you who piss me off from real life vampires are real and your not one of us

  • @97HANONO97 How did you become a vampire?

  • Geypier

    

  • dont take the miky out of me

  • if he was a vampier would have no reflection in the door x from cjwaterman

  • Hahahaha! Your cute. ;)

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  • Heey! You've got the same birthday like I do :)

  • YO! AWESOME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dude this is not real

  • @lovelyring123245 really! oh no duh!

  • wait this isnt for real right?!? lollll

  • HAwwwwwwwwtttttt

  • Ur cute ;)lol z!

  • oh yes a teenage vampire running to a video game....

  • ...

    a shall

    convienent

  • leave him alone hes cute atleast he has 1 thing goin 4 him lol

  • Ur cute hun bur it not a vampire but a sense of humor and get u far

  • this was actually kinda funny

  • Even if you guys don't like him,then go away,even if you don't believe him.Cuz even if this wasn't real,he was funny....So yeah..

  • Which was.....Which was kinda gay =D"

  • Number One, Not ALL vampires have fangs.

  • @SabellaBrief Only fake ones have fangs.

  • That's a myth.Of course vampires can show up on camera.Just leave him alone.Even though you don't believe,it doesn't mean they aren't real.I'm only 10 and I'm smarter than you guys because i know people can believe in what they want to

  • @nicomartinson hay whats your id on your playstaion3 name

  • @nicomartinson lol ikr,im 10 too,and i think you hit dead on what i was thinking.

  • dude you didnt even show your fangs if your a vampire

  • thumbs up

  • Say vampire vampire three times then look in the mirror also how long u want your vangs to be

  • Your not a vampire

  • I got stupider watching this. Thanks I have mid terms tomorrow retard. My boyfriend is a cop and you should be arrested. What kind of asian are you? Seriously Dis Honor!!!!

  • This dude retarded

  • H20 h2o h20 h20 h20 h20

  • Lmao,,, what a tool!!!!

  • First of all...Vampires don't Sleep! bitch!

  • I want that stuffed tiger in your room for some strange reason...

  • People piss me off with this vampire shit -.- Obviously people don't know anything about vampires

  • Are you kidding???? Hes scrawny, and HIDEOUS!!!!!! Ugh =.=

  • Take your shirt off next time!

  • Lol

  • AND YOU MY FRIEND, ARE ONE SEXY ASS MOFO!!!!!!

  • All you people that are posting bad comments like, "Your stupid," or "This is fake" when its quite obvious its just a comedy you stupid-ass dumb fuck, now shove what I just said up your ass and spread it bitch...

    Oh and BTW, fuck you....I'm done......

  • h2o h2o h2o h2o h2o h2o h2o

  • vamps cant be photographed but can be filmed on video tape? werid

  • Hes fucking stupid

  • Guy: "Hi my name is Mark Stohman and I'm-" Me: "SEXY AND I KNOW IT! *gets up and starts dancing."

  • You don't know anything on a true child of the night.

  • U want to be a vampire?

    Search on YouTube Vampire spell by offtheself.

  • Are u single???

  • dude if your a vampire the camera can't see you thumbs up if you agree

  • CRAZY

  • Thats ketchup losers aigen peopel ar not vampires

  • Im younger but more mature.... Your not a real vampire your just a moron making fun of never mind idoit.

  • Nice bro. THE VAMP IS U

  • Wtf dat waz epicness but retarded XP yeah...

  • Your really attractive

  • Lol.

  • love the locked dor

  • lies!!!!!!!!!!

  • this fake u not a vampire u dumb as

  • @jessejoslyn1 Read the description..

  • hilarous//////

  • and thats how it all started!

    lol

  • at 4:00 it sounded like you was jerkin off

  • kids today are so fucked up. 

  • you are really cute.

  • I am in the third grade and at school my friend cut herself with a stick and a few seconds later I smelled the blood cause I am a vampire and then my fangs came out and I told her to come with me and we went to a place where nobody was and I just got so blood thristy and I bit her and drank some of her blood and now she is a vampire.

  • lol wooow ur lucky ur cute ;)

  • hey you know ur kinda cute right well i personally think ur cute ;)

  • ok dude that was like totaly fake and you would've had to drink the guys blood to not just him biting u

  • i bet you got an a

  • nice try using marker

  • 1:24 its going to rape you 

  • if you are a vampire you would not show up in the camera

  • SHAME

  • I just woke up in the morning and I was a vampire I think I was bitten

  • fake!first,no vampire showes up on camera. second,you can't nurse a vampire back to human life...third,fake sleepwalking,weird.colorful person?umm...ok...

    so,YOU CANT FOOL ME!!

  • your a bitten victom im a spell victom

  • i like the begining!

  • i can tell the vampire is you

  • No he is not a vampire.

  • Omg yes vampires can be shown on tape.

  • ...

  • h2o h2o h2o h2o h2o h2o h2o

  • what the crap we can tell that your just making this up and vampires cant be shown on tape

  • @icyfire157 thats a myth, but they cant be seen in mirrors

  • @icyfire157 that is not true! we can

  • @icyfire157 your right

  • dude how the hell did this get 15k views???? it was made in like 4 hours for an english projecttt!!! haha good job bro.

  • Stupid

  • So unbeliveable

  • Hey read don't laugh at this!just do it. Start thinking of something you really really want because this is astounding. The person who sent this said their wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail so I thought what the heck! You have just been visited by Dr. Suess's cat in the hat, he will grant you one wish make your wish when the countdown is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do your wish will come true.

  • DISLIKE(STUPID)

  • hes just making fun of vampires like us vampires out there

  • V NECK!!!!!!

  • Hey read don't laugh at this!just do it. Start thinking of something you really really want because this is astounding. The person who sent this said their wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail so I thought what the heck! You have just been visited by Dr. Suess's cat in the hat, he will grant you one wish make your wish when the countdown is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do your wish will come true

  • I don't belive to vampires I just look this videos for fun

  • i bet it was a cannabal

  • I want to be a vampire I want to be a vampire I want to be a vampire I want my fangs one inches long

  • He's not a Vampire, he is acting because if he was he wouldn't be able to be seen in the mirror!!!

  • @Huskiadda13 or in film lol im stupid i should of know that

  • oh oh oh um lol

  • show us your fangs

  • That was pretty bad but I can sense vampire in you

  • ur hott

  • Ur HOT :)

  • dislikes win go dislikes!!

  • Likes VS Dislikes :P

  • @VampireProductionsUK dislikes won!

  • @blokdeblok They're just mardy people then. Good vid.