Brian Regan Eye Doctor

[Samie1087]

Hello? GUYS ARE YOU STILL IN HERE!?!!?!!!

[chrono4203]

Is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET!

[skew97]

I went to the eye doctor a while ago and was laughing SO hard the whole time , especially in the A B test :)

[Hi33393339]

i love these things

[BrianReganBiggestFan]

you want a tic tak?

[BrianReganBiggestFan]

SCROLL UP YOUR MISSING THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER!!!

[Archy506]

@BrianReganBiggestFan no im not, i can still hear

[dustinkern]

Watching this video makes me feel like going to get my contact prescription changed.

[madman2108]

I went to the eye doctor today and all I did was quote Brian through all of my tests XD

[stee504]

I've just found out the hard way not to try drinking red bull while watching brian regen :(

[bascha2010]

"are you looking into my soul?" ROFL!!!!!

[PlushNSpaciousStudio]

When I got my glasses I could not stop laughing especially during the #1 #2 test =D

[JohnMorrisonfan123]

@PlushNSpaciousStudio you know i hate those tests because they show number one for like a secod and then move on to number 2 so im like "uhh..."

[pizzahandsjohanson]

This was in my head last time i got glasses. It was so hard to keep a straight face.

[craigwilliamsrocks]

lol the snowflake button is taking up my screen

[k8eful]

How are eye doctors so patient? I wouldn't last 10 minutes as an eye doctor, I'd lose it!

[NAcoma00]

A little bit of pee just came out.

[kylietzzz]

Brian Regan reminds me of a puppy. :)

[Nafalis1]

@kylietzzz how on earth does he do that?

[kylietzzz]

@Nafalis1 I don't know. Maybe he's a wizard.

[Nafalis1]

@kylietzzz who knows o.O

[scarletgirl923]

WHAT DO YU WANT FROM ME?!?! XD

[BTTFPokePirate]

today i took the eye exam, and when he did the 1 or 2 test, i would be like "...i don't like either one of those." "good answer," he'd say.

then sometimes i forgot what "1" looked like, so i didn't have anything to compare "2" to.

then, when he was shining that light in my eyes, i went "are you looking at my soul?"

[RAGEswd]

LOL is that a fly on my nose?! IS THAT A COMET?!?!

[sher597]

Good thing it stopped..too funny!

[Jamecat95]

39 people are getting big thick coke bottle lenses. XD

[TheMiniFreak55]

like this is u love brian regan

[JakobTheCenturion]

freakin hilarious its so funny

[thesnaremonster]

kinda felt like i needed glasses when i first turned this on, but then i realized it was just crap quality

[LITTLEfunVIDEOmaker]

are you guys still in here??????

[jdunnatl]

I didn't take it serious. Are you still in here?

[addy72298]

Now whenever I'm on the highway I say when cars pass.. LOL ROFL

[Epiphony]

This is the best clean comedy ever! Brian is awesome. Go O&A!

[negrita4christ7]

i know you can watch comfortably

[gordyholt]

Does anybody else realize his new sketch "all by myself" is out on youtube?

[TheDeedalee]

the last 2 min..I so get it...lol!!!

[TaylorSwiftbigfan1]

Everytime i go to the eye doctor, I think of this and instantly get in a good mood.

[resiflo99]

its so upsetting....ive seen theses videos too many times and dont laugh anymore :(

[degrassiluverx0x]

@indianguitarist02 no I'm watching in 1969 January 9th. Lol that's what my ipodsays it is.

[MegaMcgrammer]

"is that a hump????"

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

"Are you looking at my soul? o.O"

[Shlankyman545]

Just saw him at the Genisee Theater, new material, funny as hell.

[oreoshewolf]

Frist time I had an eye exam....I lied and my doctor was just like that losing his patice I felt bad I was like 7 :o

[TheJohnh24]

AM i some kind of MONSTER!!!



[TheJohnh24]

NOW! NO NOW! NO NOOOWW!

[oreoshewolf]

Uncomfortablely close to you o.o

[indianguitarist02]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 1776.

[avaparkes2326]

clickclickclickclickclickclick­! HaHa!

[MsEmmaBelieber]

"and they pass......NOW NO NOW.......NOW NOW! man how do ya do it!" that cracks me up every time XD thumbs up if you do to!!1

[Th3b3sTb3aSt]

o.k. im going to put the two toop comments together so i can get a mega-awsome top comment

I got an eye exam today... and this routine was all i could think about

"There's a book...there's a PLANE...THERE'S ALPHA CENTAUR!"

[operaghost12SR]

is that a fly on my noseISTHATACOMET?!?!

[Goldenstorm196]

NOW!! NO NOW! NOW! THEN! I dont know....

[greatscott34aj]

i had an eye exam a few days ago and i kept thinking of this and kept laughing and my eye person seemed like she was getting really annoyed

[dghaedi]

OH MY GOD IS THAT A COMET

[SuperSidno]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[fuzzypige222]

nah I'll see tomorrow, I dont have time, have you seen whats on my desk!!!

[DancingSpiderman]

4:26 Are you looking at my soul? You want a Tic-Tac?

[2beaglelover]

the last time i went to the eye doctor, and they slid that thing on my face and i couldnt help but say "ARE THESE MY GLASSES"...i thought i killed the doctor.

[EpicIdahoAirsoft]

@2beagleloverNice!! Im totaly doing that next time!!!!

[mattyguns4987]

36 people got a D on there eye test.

[HappyLightning1]

...are u looking at my soul...? /._.\

[blackapril42]

WDF...I COULDA BEEN SEEIN THINGS!!! :D

[snipeyoass420]

i love this guy thumbs up if u love his voice

[skyblueboy02]

lol

[demonsbreath326]

i wanted to watch this but i got a d on my test

[DinoKatzechen]

Everything he says applys to my life!

[johnnie420420420420]

that cross eyed confused look is fuckin hilarious IS THAT A BOOK!! IS THAT A COMET!!!!

[FMLdoodez]

i was getting my eyesight tested a couple years ago and the lady got the flashlight out and told me to look up as she shined in into my eyes to check the back was alright, and she put her face so close to mine i got the giggles and i was trying to hold it in but it was at that point where theres no going back and u just gotta laugh so i burst out laughing and spittle ended up on her face. quite embarrassing. thats why i go to specsavers now HAHAHA true story though!

[julianna4eva]

I started laughing in the middle of my eye exam last time :D hahahahaha

[Love2Comment93]

For some reason his eye doctor voice is really hot!

[datlibra17]

he needs to put out another special or cd or somethin... i miss this guy!

[SonicTheBluHedgehog]

@datlibra17 He is on a tour getting his jokes together. He's throwing out all his jokes to find which ones are good before he makes the next special.

[fmarotto]

Fantastic! hahauhauhaua

[FallenFires]

I find it odd that he's not wearing glasses.

[skjeldsen2012]

@FallenFires He said at the beginning of the video that he's wearing new contacts

[veryopinionated1]

@FallenFires

he said HE GOT CONTACT LENSES!!!!!!!! DIDN"T YOU WATCH THE CLIP??

[tjhoenecke]

"There's a book...there's a PLANE...THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURI!"

[xsbsp]

@tjhoenecke is that a fly on my nose?.....IS THAT A COMET!!!!!!???

[Mrsrandomcrazygurl]

hahhahahahahah i hate the eye doctor!

[AndiH1969]

lol he's friggin funny..............been there done that LMFAO

[wildbill92]

I can't do that air puff thing...it once took 15 tries on one eye before the dr got it done...my eyes were all kind of messed up during that exam...lol

[W4rG4M8L3R]

I just recently got my eye exam and I couldn't stop smiling because all I thought about was this joke.

[bob2pie]

HAHAHA pause play and press 2 rapidly

[mekhti21]

ironic how the video is all blurry

[TheBlackVoidrae]

...Now...no NOW...NO THEN...i don't know.

[EEVEEman1997]

I am still laughing. Probably cus I cant stop watching him

[Cvsportsdude24]

now! now! now! no then! i dont know!

[popcornluver134]

tht one guy tht laughs abnormaly loud every time......

[sparklez635]

I tried not to laugh at all..... Didn't work so well I ended up crying and spitting my water out on the chair!!!! Lol!!!!

[jes381990]

33 people are gonna be self-conscious for the rest of their lives.

[FLAutismMom]

Do you want a tic tac? lol

[Tylernewsome3]

are you ready to try it again? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!

[Lumberjack22Trav]

is that a fly on my nose? is that a comet? "hilarious"

[buggles999]

32 People can see Alpha Centuri.

[21jandk]

Are these my glasses?!==DD

[21jandk]

Are these my glasses?!

[4everanime100]

OMG!! XD "boy did you screw up your eye exam"

[FlyingAce1016]

There's a book there's a PLANE THERE"S ALPHA SENTARI

[mjm55]

you wanna tic tack!!!

[AlanDeValle]

I want Brian Regan and Kathleen Madigan to have a TV sitcom and call it "The Perfect" couple! Really! Of course I want to write the theme song! Rick, Kathleen...call me, OK?!?

[emootaku736]

Was he there when i got my Glasses? was in the room hiding? was he that little creepy tree?

[Randomness8414]

even his silences are funny

[Schlipie]

Would've been funny if after he said, "You see what's on my desk?" he added on, "Because I don't".

Don't get me wrong, this is epic!

[cjvedova]

@Schlipie Thats why you dont write the jokes...

[dragonkane43]

@cjvedova i literally lold

[KuroshitsujiSmile]

"Are You Looking At My Soul? D8..... Do You Want A Tic Tac ?"

[T101vsT1000]

@KuroshitsujiSmile im going to say that to my eye doctor next time im getting an exam.

[deadlytaco101]

thumbs up if watching in 2011

[citcat222]

its a book,, Its a plane! ITS ALPHA CENTAURI!!!!!!!!

[Soccer2750]

like this if started crying at 5:40

[webnib09]

That is so true! I love all your videos! they make me and all my friends laugh!

[BravosReag1017]

"Let's try it again Brian...do you like it better one (click) or two (click)....

"I don't like either one of those."

"Yeah well that's not what I asked you is it? I asked you which one you liked better and I was careful to phrase it that way."

LOL

[Ryanneckbrace100]

"is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET!!!" hahahha best part

[medalineman]

hes like a will ferrel but alot better than him lol

[blkRNcld101]

are these my glasses?? what happened to me?!?!

best part XD

[TheFireCrusader]

Are these my glasses?! What happened teh me??!!!

5 seconds later...

Alright Bryan, which one do you like better. Number one or number two.

...hhuuhhh...I don't like either of them...

[dragonkane43]

you mustve messed up the ab test... did i ever!

[knfspork]

alpa  centura? the galaxy ! lmaso !!

[lyricdave47]

This is wonderful silliness. "They pass now! They pass now!!'

[MrViktahhhh]

Every time I go to the eye doctor, I can't help but think of this skit. Thanks Brian!

[thehumanbirdie]

@MrViktahhhh

I actually answered "I don't like either of them"

and either my Doc knew what I was talking about or was getting pissed at me

because he acted like the doctor in this xD

[lotr8808]

There's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha Centauri!

[texassummer76]

I can so relate to this!!!! lol

[cwyllie98]

Are you still in here? I'm just seeing shadows and shapes!

Love it.

[sirbarksalot100]

Dane cook is a hack



[TRSnsn1114]

you wanna tic tack!?

[Erilis666]

Totally relate to this. My eye doctors have lost patience with me too, lol

[stringendo1]

Funny thing, I think my eye dr. would be totally into this. :-D

[11cma01]

I LOVE***************Brian!!!!

[MUSSTAANG]

they don't call it a quiz

[finn94]

I got an eye exam today... and this routine was all I could think about.

[DinoKatzechen]

@finn94 Me too... i was thinking about this the whole time...

[mewmaster0301]

30 people didn't take it SERIOUS... D:

[WildJoka3209]

30 people didn't have time to clearly see the like button

[gregchance324]

i have always noticed that they seem to be the same

[SnowFluryKitty]

They're about the same o-o

Ahem.. why would I waste your time and mine by making them the same? Are you ready to try again..?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

[NamikazeChiKouu]

I remember the first time that I did that test. For some reason, I had this urge to laugh through the whole thing XD

[MsEmmaBelieber]

NOW NO NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!LOL:D

[TheMojoToTheAce]

@MsEmmaBelieber THEN! D:

[AnimeLuver2597]

29 people dont like tic tacs :(

[JumboFries81]

are you looking at my soul....?

[robloxman219]

Man i could have been seein things!

[JCeiver612]

"i asked you which one i like better and i was careful to phrase it that way"...lol i went to eye doctor and basically reenacted this whole stand up..my gf and the doc were in the room laughing so fuckn hard...good times good times

[Alacazam777]

28 people can't tell when the cars pass.

[singingislife6]

Is that a fly on my nose?

IS THAT A COMET?!

I love Brian Regan:)

[ThreeAmigasChickas]

28 people got a D

[crazybutaw3s0m3]

ARE THESE MY GLASSES???!!!!

[mzlatina07]

Wth whotoughtyou

[mzlatina07]

Tru 1 2

[sparkiejake1]

Now.. NO NOW, NOW!.. NO THEN!! hahaha xDDD

[ShinyLightz532]

u cant drink or eat when this guy is talking

[Stormwind187]

There's a book.

There's a plane!

THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURI!

[Kylee724]

"It doesn't affect your vision or anything, I just thought you might wanna be self conscious for the rest of your life." LOL

[Scrch07]

28 people can't see Alpha Centauri

[BooksBoysBones]

"You see whats on my desk?"

Yes, but CAN you see whats on your desk?

[melodydiamondeyes]

on the tri-focals, did he say "Alpha Centauri" after the plane and the book?

[yoshiandopossoms]

28 people have trifocals

[The1stefo]

Haha ...I've been having eye problems lately.....I can relate...lol

[taylorlover5]

Best lines, "Are you still in here?! I'm just seeing shadows and shapes!" or "I'm a little uncomfartable. Can you back up a tad? Are you looking at my soul? Wanna tic tac?"

[Deathnotefan97]

The part of the test I hate the most is the machine that blows a puff of air into your eyes.

[SPREADthePLAGUE1]

@Deathnotefan97 I hate that part!

[Sammyv12345]

@Deathnotefan97 The part I hate the most is when the Dr. shines a big ass light in your eyes.

[FrizzoPirate]

@Deathnotefan97 HA HA HA, oh man, that scares the crap out of me.

[bankrolliage]

@Deathnotefan97 Or when you have to get them dialated and you walk around looking like LeVar Burton from Star Trek

[Deathnotefan97]

@bankrolliage Luckily I've never had to get my eyes dialated, but I do know someone who did, that would suck

[MizzElissa]

@Deathnotefan97 LOL "Okay this machine is to check for glaucoma, there will be a little puff of air."

Yeah right, you just want to watch me flinch and make me have dry eyes for the rest of the day.

[Deathnotefan97]

@MizzElissa I know right! Though I got luckly during my last eye exam, the person who was checking my eyes couldn't get the machine lined up properly (it kept forcibly pushing me out of place, apparently my facial structure had changed in that past year), so I managed to avoid the "air puff of death" at least for now

[MizzElissa]

@Deathnotefan97 hahha good job, unfortunately , my eye doctor will redo it if she doesn't get it straight into my eye, so when she's done my eyes are dry as hell lol

[matieusthehellraiser]

Brian is definitely the best comedian ever it takes me 2 hours to stop laughing after I watch one of his vids

[momopimpdizzle]

oh this guy is hillarious i can't stop laughing

[killeryummycolors]

this is true comedy

[imstoned6]

i didnt take it SERIOUS!

[Bontonfemme37]

I am a optical lab manager.... LOVED IT!!!! I tell everyone to see this...

[gaulbaugh]

why does Rebecca Black's Friday come up next?

[Theburn77]

Are you looking at my soul?

[9CirnotheGenius9]

I'm afraid I won't be able to secretly stay up all night if I keep watching these. I don't know how long it'll be until I can't silently laugh!

[rearea281]

I love you soooooo Brian Regan

i could see my frien