The best of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show

[stndrds79]

at 2:43 he doesnt say poet u idiot, he says punk. NOt poet

[stndrds79]

does anyone have the video where beetle is crying, as we see near the end of this video??

[CIassicR0CK]

Is artie dead?

[rdrumm729]

@CIassicR0CK yeah

[paynexkillerAOTF]

Poet? Poodle? What? XD

[paynexkillerAOTF]

Stern had a show on E?

[joecugo]

@ HyPeSnipeingHD I hear you but just imagine their loss that they can't see the greatness that is Beetle

[ShaheemT4022]

Beetlejuice for President!! Who's in?! Haha

[walkoff2]

god i'd love to get him and eric the midget on at the same time.

[katkal3]

...in six months

[Horaciow14]

Beetle should visit the show a lot more often

[HyPeSnipeingHD]

i hate it how people hate on him .... it legit fuckin rots me to the core... beetle is fuckin awesome! and i cold seriously fuckin kill the haters.. cause they are all fuckin bitches with no balls...

[tylerwalker2]

hahah i love beetle xD

[jordanashelin18]

"Dont you shit yours?" lmao

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

beetle was born in 1936

[xavierpaquin]

Yeah I fuck you wife too cause she looks like Batman! On a fucking stick!

[xavierpaquin]

That girl is nasty

[mantisjdg]

Jesus Fuck, Aaron Lewis can take a happy, funny song and make it sound depressing and completely unfunny.

[deftonesfan891]

Staind. I remember seeing you open up for larger acts in MA &RI. I used to love you guys.....You have fallen so far. Money over integrity. GET FUCKED

[Wasp1984]

Fuck man, why doesn't this fuckin show still come on???? This was straight up early 2000s damn I miss that time period.

[SoylentBreen]

1:16 dat laugh

[ibrahimovic93123]

DAMN !! HES THE FUCKING MAN NIGGUH !

[DrewAnti1960]

Beet Rules man,God Bless Beetlejuice

[willy12345ization]

fuck that jew!

[mckaysgirl12]

My favorite is the ending... I LOVE Aaron's VOICE xoxo

[sebbeas123]

Beet always have a comeback lol xD

[shippa7]

"I learned how to go upstairs, and get laid in six months" is the fucking funniest phrase ever uttered. Should be on a t-shirt.

[MisterGasMan]

@shippa7

That part should win an oscar. I was on the floor XD

[OutcomeUnknown]

@MisterGasMan LOL! Your not the only one man xD I was nearly crying.

[Bcutter]

A poet, that means you're a dumb fucking asshole.

[BlueJay88]

How come those women were throwing themselves at him?

[lavitsofvirdian3]

Howard: But some of these boxers get brain damage...

Beetle: Me? I'm used to that.

hahahah fucking priceless I love this man.

[699backstab]

Why is making fun of a retarded nigger midget respectful?

[pjicleanair420]

it could be me but its a little different

[November10th1775USMC]

@pjicleanair420 Who Me?

[la021583]

great post. thanks for sharing

[tmontanaz44]

gonzo from the bunk was here

[ErictheACKACKTOR]

Long Live Beet!

[bcrowder]

I just hang him like a little bird. Flip him over and just lay him hanging, let a little monkey, get a little banana shoots, walk down the streets... like a banana.

[stpaderson]

at the end i started crying!!

[tmoney6936]

i fucked your wife because she look like batman

[UngKristen]

gotta love beetle's failed comeback at 5:30

[vigi4]

This mind is all up in this fucking brain - Beetlejuice (Best citate ever!)

[RicJak1234567]

Why was beet crying at 8:52??

[OiitsFrankieProd]

"I weigh 225 i could have knocked you out right there boy!" haha straight comedy.

[RES1ST0R]

artie is so insecure he ttakes beetles insults so serious and he starts insulting him back with all of his heart. you can see it in his eyes he really gets mad

[Horaciow14]

I miss Artie!

[dvsworm]

ahahah shit i thought it was artie laughing, but it was robin the first couple of seconds in when beet goes "what up what up whatup what" ahha

[cbra66]

did anybody notice that they sat Beetlejuice right next to the KKK guy.lol...classic Stern!!

[Drazenko00]

Wtf whos the girl who made out with him and rubbed her body on him lol. thats wrong

[PAULFC93]

@Drazenko00

Hey, he's Beetle, he's as bad as can & he knows he's the best.

[MrCanadarulez]

uh........ this mind is all up in this fuckin brain....hahahahaCLASSIC

[elcondepatula]

JOLLY UGLY!

[187SicknesS]

RIP beetlejuice 6-2-68 - 9-11-2011.

[xCaptainAroniousx]

@187SicknesS ??

[drbotanus]

Man. I'm gonna miss this little guy.

[drbotanus]

Man. I'm gonna miss this little guy.

[drbotanus]

Man. I'm gonna miss this little guy.

[Amelchor99]

Too tall trump

[Curicua]

this mind all in this fucking brain.

[FreeBlago1]

Where do those thoughts come from?

......

The Beetle theme song is actually good, all jokes aside!

[SmokeDutchVegetables]

me? i'm jused to braindamage

[daltonayoung]

his don king wig looks like the old Thundercats hair do

[trapp313]

beetlejuice 2012...vote now

[thenoparkingchannel]

Does anybody have the whole audio (or video) of beet with mr. T? Please? Thanks

[nik228803]

look' s like somebody shoot his tits off! LOL

[hernje]

As long as we all shall live, there will never be another Beetlejuice.

[FrenchOnionSoupBand]

8:03 FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[nickhershey]

Number 1 wack packer hands down!

[Lvduggo69]

Beet is a bad ass cat , and he knows he's the best ! That stainedd song made me sad.

Beet is my fav wack packer ever. I hope he got a good person to take care of his $.

Rip Sean ! Beets best friend ! And a good man.

[konghey]

"I learn how to go upstairs, & get laid in 6 months"

[borntodie361]

His response to his thoughts about Howard Stern is priceless

[Chuckbaby21]

hhAAaha 1:17 "pussy aint mean nothing to me"

[mistervanderveer]

"I learn how to go upstairs, and get laid in six months."

He is completely earnest.

[BigOldMrKnish]

love this fucking guy!

[FeeLtheHertZ]

His mind is just incredible perplexing; sometimes he is completely retarded and out of the ball park, other times he's quicker than 90% of the people I've heard diss someone.

[shoiabrigana]

What is the Color of Carrot?? ( Carrot i think is a uh.. i think is a Carrot uh . .carrot uh . . uh i don`t know about carrots i don`t know nothing about that ) . lmao . fUnny Sh3t .D

[shoiabrigana]

What is the Color of Carrot?? ( Carrot i think is a uh.. i think is a Carrot uh . .carrot uh . . uh i don`t know about carrots i don`t know nothing about that ) . lmao . fUnny Sh3t . :D

[zaccurian]

He burned out Artie, when he said, "Do you know what a Guinea Pig is? It's when you take a kiddie pig and shove it up your ass." LOL

Artie got burrrrrrrned! Bwahahahahhaha!

[EatinApplesauce]

Thumbs up for Artie @ 3:37 haha.

[jdiamond7sunday]

i feel sorry for him but this was funny at parts. what language does he speak??? most broken english i've ever heard. bless his heart...

[rahaji215]

this little guy looks like ODB

[discokidx1]

awwww, i love beetlejuice, i think he gets down because he knows he's intelligent, but his handicaps keep him from expressing it and understands people don't take him seriously

[tylerwalker2]

@discokidx1 so true! im kinda the same way, i know im smart i know i can do well in school, i just choose not to and also dont know how to express the way i feel that isnt in an enraged tone of voice...

[theaphextwinnn]

Artie: "I heard you wear a diaper cause you shit your pants all the time." Beetle: "Don't you shit yours?!" Artie: "No?!..." *Awkward Silence* Mann, Beet fuckin PWNED ARTIE THERE!!!

[Madison3201]

I don't have the words to express my gratitude to this little guy! He's a gift from god.The cure for depression is Beetlejuice! I hope he lives a long and very happy life.

[glennfoley100]

This may be the funniest 10 minutes of video on all of youtube period.

[cbra66]

@glennfoley100 i totally agree....i've watched this video so many times and i still laugh my Ass off

[aquahearts08]

eww those white girls are gross..

[stunner4life619]

You're a Black Skinny Fat Fuck-  Beetlejuice

[SSXX90]

i learn how too go upstairs and get laid in six months hahaha 

[netoohw]

thanks beet , for bringing out the best in all of us.

[ESCOXTC]

oh man. beetlejuice is the funniest motherfucker ever. "i said. it. you're a poet." hahahahahaha!!!

[ipoop9ak]

good bless you poor guy.

[mechagamera]

Howard Stern? I just hang him like a little bird. Flip him over just lay him hanging, let a little monkey. Get a little banana shoots. Walk down the street like a banana.

[FreeIndividua]

I am so sorry about Sean Rooney... ..and i have 2 questions:

- Why title says: Tribute if Bee is alive???

-Who is girl from 2:06 ? She must is payed well to do this i guess..

[crunchzor]

@FreeIndividua Probably just another random pornstar.

[eslubin]

Great compilation. I never saw that great Don King clip anywhere else for about 20 years.

[xCamorrAx]

making money from others misfortune 

[erikesemo223]

4:51 - 6:09 That interview was the best spelling bee / interview ever in Beetlejuice history.

[geektoro]

''my mind is up in my fucking brain'' . lolol

[jimmythegent]

300.000!!:D

[cbra66]

@jimmythegent i've contributed to about half those views........cant stop laughing at this shit. Whens Beetlejuice next appearance on Howard Stern?.......make sure u upload that shit

[Clausfarre]

@jimmythegent It's the Beet, of course you above 300,000! You are as bad as can.

[jimi99979]

beetlejuice sounds EXACTLY like Gerald from Hey Arnold

[468logan]

Beetlejuice is not dead. pretttyyy shur....STERN RULS

[468logan]

Beetlejuice is not dead. pretttyyy shur....STURN RULS

[zion3175]

R.I.P

[undert8er]

The 2 things i can say that i learned from beetlejuice.......

1.Poet - a dumb, fuckin asshole.

2.Guinny Pig - when you shove a kiddy pig up your ass.

[jb68025]

@undert8er lmfao. that cracked me up

[pjicleanair420]

too too tall truck i weigh like 25 pounds what you got pal?

[ThePoloprince1]

i'm scared of him

[sebaswildboy]

hillarious shit

[MrJeremiah20100]

gigglehz thats fucked up wat if yur fukin kids were like that...bet yu wouldnt make fun of them then

[SeanSwedenRepresent]

Hes one crazy muthafucka! LMAO ahahah

[GiggleHz]

if anyone ever wondered what a talking dog would be like, now ya know, eh hes probly a bit smarter than a dog lol. wonder how he compares to a chimp or something

[K5Jon]

At 8:49 was a clip of Beet crying, anyone know why it was, and where that video is here on YouTube? Was it when Hank died because I know he was broken up by that.

[ermath123]

@K5Jon At 8:49 he is crying because he thought he won $1,000,000 on this game that Howard was promoting. Beetle was involved with it by laying on a bench and having people have their hands on him. Not sure if it is on youtube but hilarious!!

[559LOSO]

he knows what he knows beet ur the FUCKING MAN!!!

[armstrong2mcgrady2k1]

beetlejuice is HILARIOUS

[Jackthemeat]

R.I.P

[tbnegro]

what a caracter XD funny shit

[tmontanaz44]

hang him like a little bird

[tmontanaz44]

it cub be me

[LlpzJr]

8:03 The greatest line that ever came out of a humans mouth, period!!!

[Fescobedo32]

My fukin hero! He knows he da best , no matter what anybody say to him!

[pugay69]

Beet is awesome. He made Don King stand up for him like a little bitch!

[w00dst0ck415]

mr t laughin at beetle is hilarious

[ROB808NY]

Funny shit!!

[countparas]

7:20 I started laughing 10 minutes back and been looping that bit... I've not laughed this hard since I was a kid... my housemates came down to see if I was ok.

[pugay69]

8:50 He knows! He knows he's a legend.

[TheFashionbugs]

mad props to beet!

[DIVINEMOTHMAN]

bless the Beet.

[jordon666]

he was wearing a pretty nice coat there at the end. anybody know what kind that is

[sz42781]

Legend!

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

don't squeeze the juice, bitches!!!

[ULTRADREW1]

Great job on this post-looks really professional

[NachoManAndyRavage]

Beetle, how'd you get to be so quick? "Uhh This mind is all up in this fuckin brain". lol!

[miketysoncantpunch]

Beetle as Don King is funny as

[offsmash1]

bettlejuice got more balls than all you

[miketysoncantpunch]

What is Beetlejuice's real name

[LiptonTea89]

@miketysoncantpunch Lester Napoleon Green

[joemj413]

7:53 is the best!!!!

[tknkilluminati]

he gets more pussy than i do >:o

[sircraigery]

Nope, wait, 6:20 was the best.

[sircraigery]

4:28 is the best. They finally take the mic away from him lol

[sleestackgod]

I love the fact that Beet has a Mr. T yo-yo in his pocket.

[KingSkulkZ]

what is drake doing there? 0:00

[EazyTarantino]

@KingSkulkZ what are you talking about?

[opethjay]

Mr.T is like holy shit

[opethjay]

@crazy978kid no,his manager sean did along time ago

[GavinSeymour]

ahaha im gunna learn how to go up stairs, get laid in 6 months XD

[04datboibige]

bad as can

[sittnonchrome]

great video man

[funk7000]

The Don King part was the best!

[brianwdelves]

Great video!

[DivisionbyZer0]

"my minds a little clear so i dont know."

[GoldMW2]

OK, I'm not judging, I just never seen anything like this before. Basically what I'm trying to say... is should I feel bad for laughing at this?

[CQ1981331]

@GoldMW2 no you shouldnt.......beetle loves this shit...and he is more aware of whats going on then he lets on

[torkerbmx]

Beetle is cool

[lesidhe]

hahahahaha "i'ma go upstairs... (and get laid) ... and get laid... in six months". =P

[CQ1981331]

''i dont know about carrots...i dont know nothin bout that....classic

[miller4557]

Beet is the man....he just needs to find that guy that shits in his shorts

[Seegs86]

somebody messaged.. "Why the projects..cuz he is black!?" NO you moron, he grew up in the projects of New Jersey... do your research...

[hellbilly34a]

i knew beetle was the best before he even sang about being the best. me? yeah. I too can knock out more cops than you never seen.

[cherrybomb91]

that was grotesque, seeing that chick make out with him and rub his beetle.

[TRBNGR666]

good tribute video

[lesidhe]

"i ain't no POET"?? he's saying PUNK dude. I know he's hard to understand but you gotta take it all in CONTEXT... damn... I mean was Artie spouting POETRY? Was he reciting Hamlet?? I ain't no POET??? jeeeezus....

[rappoll]

what did sean die of and was he ever in any of beet's vids? which one was he?

also, where can i see more beet vids i love this guy seriously.

[saveyours0ul]

why is beet crying in the end scene?

[rappoll]

his eyes just naturally excrete liquid at all times.

seriously.

[Krowsnose]

@saveyours0ul I'm pretty sure it was because there was some contest that involved beetlejuice and a bunch of contestants. He thought he was going to win the prize money and got sad when he found out it wasn't his.

[Theburn77]

did you see jeff the drunk behind him at the beginning.

[puppett11]

If i would meet taht midget. I would fucking do a goal with him :D Oh and he said " I havent get laid for 20 years" And then he says hes 36. And were born in year 1936... What the fuck is he talking about? isnt he like...... 9? Or 20?

[mac777daddy]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[kujo12r]

funny shit, made me miss artie though

[crushnaasty]

"she's grabbing beet's most intimate of areas"... "His ornament!!"

[lilfuzzballa]

"I learn how to go upstairs, and get laid in 6 months" LOL oh my god thats the greatest!