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  • ROFLMAO I love it! :)

  • Why do Scotland send all their Homosexuals overseas?

  • @GolfEuropeTV I dont know, why are you a bitch? :)

  • HA! I love this guy.

  • Is there a patron-saint of hugs? how about (a santESS) of boobies? how about both?

    I think both would be a two-person job; and I'm doing my part as the first, hunting for the second part.

  • Are you Irish?

  • The A list and the B list celebrities? What about all these youtubers like yourself who THINK they are celebrities? Are you an A list celeb? Well at least the video was in keeping with The whole Saint Patrick's Day thing. A load o nonsense!

  • your a really funny guy i love your videos... and i know your from scotland but you really have no irish blood in you???

  • your a retard the snakes are supposed to mean pagons in other words he got rid of the pagons cause he converted them you retarded scottish bastard

  • @Stevenbfg you need to look up the word parody. seriously, its a joke, lighten up

  • Dear somervilian - I got your "bitch" hangin you wanna be dick sucking wanker. I come from Scotland and I would give 8,000 years of Celtic history to show you why even the Vikings wouldn't dare say that to any Celt without having their head shoved up their asses. You best watch your manners wanna be bitch, bitches are useful but you....

  • not funny sad really

  • LOL This was a good one!

  • Video is rubbish, get your facts right, St Patrick was kidnaped from Wales as a boy and sold to a sheep farmer in ireland as a slave, don't beleave everything you read on the Internet

  • this video gets funnier every time i watch it

  • Nice, lol great video dude!

  • Oh yh, and I'd be the saint of all Northern gingers. ROCK ON, OMG ROCK ON GB GINGER PPL!!!

  • OMG OMG I LOLED SO HARD. Funny vid XD.

    Ily GB. xD

    haha... americans... XD

  • Happy Saint Patricks day to you!

  • Hey u guys need to chill out I think he's a comedian , he's making jokes..haha...jokes remember?

  • This guy is not funny at all .... and I'm not American so I don't feel insulted.

  • Great video. too bad most of the people commenting have a collective IQ of 32 and the sense of humor of a pile of moss.

  • Its fine for you to live here and insult us,,,isn't America wonderful,,no wonder you left scotland.

  • It's shite being Scottish!

  • @CurtShmurt i guess you not being scottish makes the scottish feel better.

  • look likes no love for you on this video mark lol

  • cherups on a pogostick,

    LOL,LOL,LOL,: ) : ),

    (one day I will own all cats, lol)

  • feckin prod

  • SENDING FOR MARK DAY COMEDY ON MY PAGE!

  • Well I was going to make a video response about how I'd be the Patron Saint of Procastination. But I think I'll do it tomorrow.

  • Patron Saint of Antartica for me mate! Nice vids, keep up the excellent work!

  • I THINK THIS WAS A FUCKING FUNNY VID!! I'm Ammerican, and its just a joke, so piss off if can't take a joke

  • lmao

  • Sounds like a frusrated Scottish Man. Get a Hair-cut if you can. Dia agus Maire Duit,

  • check your spelling-

    Muire

    Dhuit

  • not funny

  • typical Scottish wanker!!

  • Thats three minutes of my god damn life I will never get back. Yer mum N' da must be so fucking proud to have given birth to such a bitch retard. I think you should go to the Isle of Skye an fucking go kill your self Wikipedia that ass fuck

  • st pat was welsh

  • jaysus he is some sack of shite......he is as funny as a kick in the teeth!!!

  • that accent was so thick, its no wonder people couldnt recignize his accent, seriuosly, the way he spoke, he either just came to america a moment ago and still carried the accent, or got terribly drunk , got angry and went on some random irish scottish religion rant.

  • "I appreciate your concern"? fuck you and your phony accent.

  • I celebrate like Bosnian terrorist

  • hes just a bad drunk is all.

  • what...the...fuck?!

    You're a fucking FAKE!!!

    It's obvious that you put SOO much emphasis on that phony ass accent, anyone that would believe that you were anything other than a bored californian is fucking retarded.

    Anyone who was ACTUALLY of irish or scottish decent wouldn't talk like that about 'americans' you're a fucking stereotypical freak and you should vanish off the face of the planet.

  • i agree totally, this guy is an idiot to put it mildly

  • you're a dumb-ass, plain and simple. Keep your ranting bullshit to yourself.

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  • Fuck off you idiot, every one hates Americans, even Americans hate Americans. You just got annoyed because he said you're good at bombing countries but not pointing them out on maps. Which is true. His accent isn't phony either you fuckwit.

  • this is brilliant, well done! i always get asked my americans "ur accent, r u british?" to which i reply "no im irish, its ok u canadians always get that wrong"

    feel free to use that lol

    love the snake on a plane/ shannon airport gag v good

    im going to subscribe after this go raibh math agat!

  • im american; it was hilarious. and he's correct.

  • i love how so many people are getting all serious about this

    u people make me laugh

    funny vid

  • very annoying

  • americans americans are any color any race and religion did you know that if your not american your Illegal  and you need to go back lad

  • hahahah J-Diddy

  • LOL! Hilarious video! =D

  • .................

  • terrible fake accent, german putz

  • Pathetic attempt at humor.

  • You dont get it!!!

    Us Irish people dont just drink and try to be celebrities. We are proud people!

    You are just jealous of the irish!

    Its people like you that make other countries think we are white trash!

    I agree with paytongrizzly that person knows what theyre talking about!!!

    Scottland sucks!!

    Ireland Rocks!!!

    IM IRISH FOREVER!!!!!!!

    Im

  • maybe you should have a drink. you need to chill.

  • I take it you live in Ireland?

  • Gore Vidal has a theory that it makes it easier to bomb other countries if we CAN'T find them on a map. That's why we don't really teach geography anymore, he thinks.

  • I would be the patron saint of gamers XD

  • so I could write long academic sounding comment about what a bitch you are

    but instead ill just say, your a fag

    IRISH PRIDE

  • What a douchetard. Do us a favor fuckwad and go suck the businees end of ahandgun.

  • lol

    My Mum is from England and people ask her if she is French... it's really sad. Anywaaay "...put them on a plane with Samuel L. Jackson." Referring to St. Patrick taking the snakes out of Ireland had me laughing,

    Good Vid.

  • you [still] had me at "bombing countries".

  • i don't get it.. hm.

    well It was interesting. !

  • Take a chill pill

  • What retards call you Irish? I knew right away that you were Scottish, and the only European in me is Spanish!

  • slade lol

  • Ahhh, the classics :)

  • You raise some reasonably good points, but... uh. You sound AWFULLY bitter about it.

    As an American of Scottish descent, I was.... frankly? Embarrassed by this.

    Yes, some Americans aren't necessarily too bright. Unfortunately, I'm afraid that isn't a side-effect of being American. It's a side-effect of being human.

    I would have been able to enjoy and laugh at your video here, if your tone had been.... just a touch less pompous and bitter.

    I was, instead, left asking, 'how serious IS he here?'

  • fuk u stcom

  • blow me you Scot pompous prick...I can find your shit country on a map. But not sure why the hell I'd want to. There's a reason people claim to be Irish, and not Scottish, and your it.

  • Dude take it easy- this is called a joke. Your helping give the image of Americans as idiots. The reason folks say they are Irish and not Scot is they are from Ireland and not Scotland. They are different countries.

  • Its hard to take it easy when a skirt wearing scottish bitch insults my country

  • im irish, and scotland is a fantastic place to go its beautiful, the people are very friendly and polite and have a fantastic sense of humour.

    us irish and the scots have a lot in common similar language, culture, whiskey, being known for red hair (altho only 10% of scots have red hair + only 9% of irish do) also our humour is similar - anything that puts the english in a bad light!

    ur acting like u've never heard of the "americans r stupid" joke -its a running joke with the rest of the world

  • not all americans are dumb! i am american but my ethnic background includes Irish and Scotish.

  • He's in California- the state that J walking takes place in

  • lol scottland

  • i would probably be the saint of calling people who deserve to be called a whore or dumb bitch, saint payton, of keep your pants on you dumb whore

  • My dear friend...there are saint today. Check before you spit.

  • You definitely sounds Scottish not Irish. I'm half Irish...but I have Scottish in me too.

  • ok?

  • Of course you don't sound Irish! Now, will you do a video and recite my favorite line by Maggie Smith in "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie." You know... "I'm in me prrrrrime gerrrrrls." hehe. That'd be a hoot.

  • Part I

    Just to let you know. Saints are nothing more then gods. When people from Europe came to the new worlds a good majority of them wanted to convert the pagan Indians and make them all Catholics. The hard part was that no one was converting. So they told them that they would kill them. When that only got about half of the Indians they decided to take a different approach at things.

  • part II So they said You Indians can keep your gods, you just have to call them what we want them to be called. Thats why so many Indians, now Mexicans, are catholic. Another sad truth about the Catholic Church.

  • mate u dont sound irish u sound like a ruddy scot

  • wikipedia is full of shit.

  • "Are you Irish?"

    "No I'm not, but I appreciate your concern."

    lolz

  • fuck you you mother fucker. im an irish american. so shut the hell up

  • settle down. he's scotish, no need to make him feel any worse.

    we all know scots cant ride bikes hahaha(family guy pun)

  • Your accent is way too thick to be Irish. I dunno why people would think you are.

  • people are ignorant. i knew right away he was a scot. theres a big difference in the way scots and irishmen talk

  • It sounds so unnatural the way he is speaking. like he is just reciting something. doesn't sound natural and is not in the slight bit witty. soz

  • GO ON THE IRISH

  • i'm irish an from co.Armagh............

  • lol amerikans try finding Malta on the atlas!!!! :P

  • It's under Sicilia...

    thank you, thank you...wow that was easy.

  • you don't know shit about ireland..stay in california u stupid fuik

  • ha ha yass wtf

  • Not all Catholics are Nationalists just as not all Protestants are Unionist.

  • ignorant gobshite!!!

  • hahahahaha!!! u wish u wer irish u cunt!!

    irish is the most loved country in the world!!! c 4 urself on paddys day!!!

  • he's a funny guy!Love Scotland!

  • im mixed with irish and proud of it

    i need to work on my irish accent any tips?

  • move to ireland

  • Tiocfaidh ar la! wooo cant wate until the 17th a whole week on the beer its good to be IRISH

  • wow you're a bitch

  • St. Patty's day is for Catholics only. Let them celebrate the Catholic child molesting, the Catholic terrorist killings, and the Catholic invasion of illegal immigrants,,,,,,alone.

    Don't be pressured into participating, and don't let your children be pressured into participating in our public schools.

  • wow...your actually quite stupid.....

  • Why do you say that?

  • Well firstly, St.Patrick's day is a christian festival not an Catholic one...there is a difference.

    Also, i don't know what you mean by "Catholic child molesting", anyone who molests child is quite obviously not a catholic, even if they are suppose to be a priest or whatever the case. "the Catholic terrorist killings" ??? I think compared to the Protestants in Northern Ireland, the Muslims in Pakistan and Jews in Israel, Catholics don't kill more than anyone else.

  • The Catholics just killed three people in Ireland last week. America just saw the caskets on the news.

  • That was the IRA, they are Nationalists, not necessarily Catholics. The murder of those people had nothing to do with religion what so ever. At least try and inform yourself of the situation before jumping to a conclusion and telling other people what to do....

  • I did not say that those innocent people were murdered because of their religion. But they were murdered by the Catholic terrorist group, the IRA.

    What is that supposed to mean 'not necessarily Catholic?' Are you high?

  • Well the IRA isn't a Catholic terrorist group, it's a Nationalist group....quite a big difference.... There have been more than a few Protestant members of the IRA....

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  • Forgive me Remedyeire but were you asleep or something when over 80% of the population both North and South voted for the Good Friday Agreement? This result supersedes any claim the PIRA or CIRA or any other group have on the views of the people of the Island. If you ignore the peoples views then you are undemocratic! You are a FIRST CLASS IDIOT! Go back under the rock you were hiding under. We do not need your type for the future of our wonderful country.

  • It is the right of every man to take up arms against the foreign occupation. 80% may have voted for it then but where as it got us? Accepting british rule in Ireland and a british police force??

  • We declare the right of the people of Ireland to the ownership of Ireland, and to the unfettered control of Irish destinies, to be sovereign and indefeasible. The long usurpation of that right by a foreign people and government has not extinguished the right, nor can it ever be extinguished except by the destruction of the Irish people.

  • In every generation the Irish people have asserted their right to national freedom and sovereignty; six times during the last three hundred years they have asserted it to arms. Standing on that fundamental right and again asserting it in arms in the face of the world, we hereby proclaim the Irish Republic as a Sovereign Independent State, and we pledge our lives and the lives of our comrades-in-arms to the cause of its freedom, of its welfare, and of its exaltation among the nations.

  • You are talking about the past, like it is the present. Is the present IRA all Catholic?

  • Whether they are all Catholic or not is beside the point. The fact is they are all violent criminals with no mandate from the people of the island of Ireland.

  • They are all Catholics. That can not be overlooked.

  • I doubt any of them are actually practising Catholics! If they were then they would not of committed those horrible acts of violence.

  • You kidding me? What about all those Priests that did all the child molesting, and the Priest who helped keep it a secret? That is pretty horrible stuff, and a Priest is a "practicing Catholic."

  • isnt that a part of being a priest?

  • Molesting the little boys? No question about it.

    Are the Catholics in Ireland so violent, that they are afraid to leave that creepy church.

  • Dumb, ignorant posting. Smarten the hell up or keep quiet.

  • No that into freedom of speech?

  • No, not when it's steeped in ignorance.

  • that doesn't even make a single bit of sense; truly you are insane! especially since molestation charges are strickted to North America, where as problems have not occured elsewhere.

  • Are you kidding me????? In other parts of the world, the molestation is 10 times worse.

  • That comment makes no sense coffeefish!

  • Right back at ya.

  • I think your reply proves my point!

  • The point is on top of your head.

  • i got it,

  • But your speaking as if all Catholics are like that which is a ridiculous thing to say. America is one of the most violent countries in the 1st world but i'm sure you'd be pissed off if i said all Americans are murderers....

  • How can you say that America is one of the most violent 1st world country? You can not be serious.

  • Probably from historical fact, America gets into wars and conflicts on the same level that rabbits breed.

  • EXECUTIONS - In 2007, Amnesty Int ranked the USA as #7 in the number. China was number 1.

    ASSAULTS - The 7th UN Survey of Crime Trends ranked the USA as #6. There were 7.6 violent assaults per 1,000 people.

    MURDERS - The USA was ranked #5 by the 8th UN Survey, and #4 in murders with handguns, after S Africa, Colombia, and Thailand.

    RAPES - That same survey put the USA #1 for this one. 95,136. Almost twice as many as second place S Africa.

    TOTAL CRIME - Here we took #1 again, sadly.

  • Don't you think it is possible that the USA has high numbers, because all crime is reported. You think that China, Colombia, and Thailand are going public with every execution, murder, and rape?

  • don't you think that is a bad comparison?

  • The point I make is that, statistics (specially social statistics) beg to be challenged. There is so sense in taking every statistic, and accepting it as absolute truth.

  • Your saying Catholics are murderers. If we take Ireland for example with a catholic population of something like 85% (obviously not all practicing) has about 6 times less murders and violent crime than the USA (20% Catholic) per head of population. Your argument is ridiculous, your actually trying to say that the whole Catholic church is made up of murderers and rapists....

  • No, that is not the point I was making.

  • So what's the point your trying to make??

  • Don't just adopt statistics as truth. Spend some real time thinking about a statistic, make sure it is not really just a sack of bull shit.

  • But in your original comment you said "St. Patty's day is for Catholics only. Let them celebrate the Catholic child molesting, the Catholic terrorist killings, and the Catholic invasion of illegal immigrants,,,,,,alone."

    Now do you agree that first of all St.Patricks day is a Christian celebration, not just Catholics??

    And not all Catholics are child molesters and murderers....in fact the vast vast minority of Catholics have ever done either of those things???

  • I will try to make this point again. When a Catholic say 'Christian,' they mean 'Catholic.' The view of the Catholic church is that Protestants are not real Christians.

    I don't see how you can say "...vast, vast minority of Catholics are involved in child molestation." They are being taken to court in every small, medium, and large city, in every State in this country and around the world.

  • "When a Catholic say 'Christian,' they mean 'Catholic.' The view of the Catholic church is that Protestants are not real Christians."....no, no that really isn't the view of the Catholic church... and you have assumed that from the select few cases you have heard of ppl being charged with child abuse that it is happening everywhere. Maybe if the government of these countries hadn't left it to the church to educate children then none of this would of happend. A

  • "...you have assumed that from the select few cases you have heard of ppl being charged with child abuse that it is happening everywhere."

    The sexual molestation of a child, is a bit more than just 'abuse.' And it is happening with great frequency in the Catholic church. Not sure what you mean by "a select few casses."

  • Armed struggle has never had the full support of the people in Ireland.

  • I think it was very funny. Some times you just have to break it down so (thick) people can understand it!  Well done.

  • this doesnt make sense, what is your point!!!

  • you are not funny at all. you fail.

  • Hillarious, as always!

  • I can tell the difference between an irish and scottish accent just so you know and I'm an american. :)

  • The only Snakes are the british

  • Grow up XxKAGExX93!

  • wot da fuck

  • shut up dude war is how Americans learn geography

    /sarcasm

    but it's weird how people think there are no snakes in Ireland. there are snakes in Ireland and they are called the British.

  • lmfao

  • We love IRA DAY in the US.

  • mark your no funny

    prick

  • Dragons on a Plane would be an awesome movie

  • Crap with that day. He didn't do anything important. Its just another mouldy day(green is mould)to me.

  • he didn't do anything important huh? No your right, the man was stolen away from his home and brought to Ireland, were he served as a slave for 6 years, he escapes and years later returns and brings with him Cristanity to help save an island full of pagans! Would you have done that? didn't think so, research things before you make ignorant comments please!

  • lol right like u want us to research every single vid b4 we post our opinions

    p.s. there's a reason y they're called personal opinions bud. Don't act like it was all common knowledge that we shud've known.

  • let me ask you a question then, now that you know a little bit about the man do you still think that he didn't do anything important? you based your opinion on no knowledge of him what so ever, that is ignorance my friend, not saying you are an idiot, i'm ignorant with things too, we all are. learning is the only way to combat ignorance, mabey you will keep that in mind the next time you write an opinion with no known knowledge of something.