Your Burglar and You

[josh18230]

@katuni08 Noob.

[taylorlaforge0413]

A burglar broke into my house and stole my ps3, hes dead and buried

[Kiwicool5]

My mom's beat up oldsmobile was stolen amidst about ten other, nicer cars.

[SMFortissimo]

True story. I heard that someone was raising money to buy nice motorbikes for American teachers in another country (I think it was somewhere in Asia). It was a place where motorbikes are common, but really nice motorbikes are often stolen. So, instead of sending a brand new motorbike, they paid to have the body of a clunker placed over the brand new bike so that it looked old and busted, but it was really brand new.

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

If i broke into someone house I steal very odd things, like all the door knobs in the house, or steal the kitchen sink. Always leaving a note saying thank you.

[yamum248]

The ironic thing about this is that when our house was being built they stole the hot water system. lol, THE HOT WATER BANDITS!!!

[inolover5]

We have 10 of those key hidding rocks. all of them lead up to the door. All of them have different compinations. one of them has a key.

[unholyraviel1]

lol umm its not called a "hot water heater" its a water heater. you cant heat up hot water. its already hot and its either cold or hot. and actually there isnt a cold. its just low energy or not as hot lol. architecture teacher told me that

[Super1911Bobby]

i slapped myself at 1:45

[AnimeFanOmega]

ass

[oliver5762]

THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOU'RE HIGH!!! I watched it like 20 times in a row and I still don't get it! :D

[RPGillespie]

Or keep your data in the cloud. Chromebooks for the win.

[TheSuperArhum]

lol

[CambridgeHeights]

Stop giving thumbs up to the really old and lame joke of pointing out the number of people who dislike a video. It was only funny the first 3 million times. Save those spots for more original and relevant comments.

[ivaflimkien]

@CambridgeHeights tindahalx

[vertigoelectric]

@CambridgeHeights I didn't even think it was funny the first 30 times.

[Kluleess]

Expert advice!

[katuni08]

It's not a hot water heater, it's a water heater. If the water is already hot, why do you need a heater for it?

[320bit]

@katuni08 To KEEP it hot, duh. :)

[kingjack9999]

@katuni08 Both wrong. It's a boiler.

[rockaholick37]

His facial expressions are the best

[nightmarebader]

lmao loved the end about the car

[Perpetuallydark]

@XxFightinDirtyxX

It was more the fact of the broken promise... 10 to 1. They should hold true to their promises.

[randomXcommenter3]

put a dell sticker over the macbook apple logo and the value goes down by 2/3

[tekiel]

When my mom was in college, she used to collect old, valuable coins. For no reason, she labeled the box the coins were in as "Family History". Her apartment was robbed and she and her roommates lost a ton of stuff, but the burglars never even touched her mislabeled box. Yay for family history!

[thefantasticjames]

@tekiel NOT SMART TELLING PEOPLE THT sorry caps

[Katantunoro]

I get robbed by a team of burglars. Nick Zit, May Steel and Rob Burr.

They left a detailed list of phone numbers and their ID.

[racoonknux49]

1 guy is a burglar

[cookiepwnsU]

sleep with a knife like me :D

[stfwho]

@cookiepwnsU Don't roll over on it!

[bluefootedpig]

With insurance, if you report it and it is the first claim, your insurance will go up about 50%... so if you pay 1000 a year for insurance, and report a 1000 dollar computer theft, you will get 500 bucks, and end up paying 500 more over the next 3 years. WARNING: many insurance agencies will process the claim without telling you this. I know, I am an insurance agent and it is scary how many times that happens.

[PrimordialWarlock]

i just slapped myself

[joshreid777]

damn hot water bandits :P

[lololol36]

That's so offensive, he left your crappy bike for a good one :)

[XmenFantic]

My friend's stuff got stolen last year. All the police found was her laptop from the guy who stole it. When she used it though, there was a virus. She told the officers that and said that they'll get someone to fix it. They never did...

[PhioenixPinion]

2:29 "A mans junk is another mans treasure." That saying doesn't work at all, other then to hippies and hobos.... Who use trash bags as beds.

[DaFlyingCamel]

@PhioenixPinion That saying is not to be taken literally. The point is to say that what may be CONSIDERED junk to one man is useful to someone else. It doesn't mean banana peels and old socks. For example; and old hammer maybe be useless to a blacksmith, but good enough to hammer in nails for a fence maker. Or this: Bob's broken Graphics card is junk, to Mary; its something she can harvest parts from for a personal electronics project.

[Agent1W]

Leaving valuables in sight is a big one. I've heard a story about how a Blackberry, left on the passenger seat of a car, was stolen by breaking open the car. I usually have small blankets or other stuff to cover up things if I need to. Besides, I really don't have anything that's worth stealing in there.

[olligobber]

What happens if the burglars take the good car and other burglars come and theres no good car to steal?

[Pokajoka773]

Know where I hide my house key? I cut a corner out of my lawn and put my key in the dirt and then put the sod piece back over it.

[Perpetuallydark]

@Pokajoka773 You probably shouldn't announce that online, dear.

[wendyisafarmer]

i slapped myself. but its not my fault!! my parents leave them there!!

[ahjinry]

Heey, this sh*t is fun!

[SincerelyJackie]

with this hair cut / do, you remind me of mike seaver from growing pains..lol