Mojo Nixon - Tie My Pecker To My Leg

[MCTeck]

Go MOJO!

[freebirth777]

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[MrBeautifulba1]

Vote Peyote Party in 2012

[brycejhamm]

... clearview, not curtain club.

[thermus77]

People with no sense of humor are a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

[TheHoukamau]

the thinking mans poet

[templeofbone]

Mojo rocks! The Country Dick Montana version sounds better to me though.

[jp420dunwoody]

mojo bis king

[digitraxanr]

Long live Mojo Nixon and his lyrics, too.

[poppopsix]

this guy is a stupid ass no talent .i wont listen to outlaw radeo because of this fool.

[RandyBazinet]

@poppopsix: Yeah, question: What kind of idiot goes looking for content by musicians they don't particularly like just to tell people they don't like them?

I already know the answer to this, however, I wanna see if you're dumb enough to reply back to this.

[ExUSSailor]

@poppopsix No, it's probably just because you're obviously an ass. Go listen to your Trashville, Top 40, pop country crap.

[ObeyVonZip]

Is this where Cheech Marin got the song he did. "Tie My Pecker To A Tree?"

[stretcherbearerband]

My Grandpa, an old school farmer from a colorado family of 19 kids, and a truck driver, you to sing Tie My Pecker to a tree..He passed in '95...Funny guy, taught me brilliant , super Cuss words! He would Cuss the lawnmower, and kick the Sumbitch across the yard! whilst spitting his false teeth on the ground. Taught me brilliant dirty jokes, and how it's possible to drink anyone under the tabl, with bacon Grease?? I never tried it.

[cannonballs691]

@stretcherbearerband NOW THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT !!!

[ElZomboFantasma]

Me, your momma, and some other whore floatin' down the river on shit-house door!

Love this song! :D

[azulo65]

This guy is funny - what's he up to these days?

[Snotslinginretard]

He's hosting a afternoon show on XM/Sirius station "Outlaw Country" Forget the channel #

Good stuff!

[loungecruz]

very similar to "staple my scrotum to my spleen" by Johnny nutsack and the McCain's

[bigdsears]

Yes, I'm a fan of Johnny Nutsack. He sang "Rope my testies to my ankle" back in '87

[PHER2008]

this is a result of too many mind altering drugs

[blackfireINSANITY]

No such thing as "too many" mind altering drugs.

[FreePercussion]

@blackfireINSANITY LETS ALL EAT SOME MUSHROOMS RIGHT NOW!

[cargocanine]

Reminds me of Glue my Gonads to My Shoe by Red Rectum and his Piles of Rhythm.

Thanks for posting this up.

[cfmsoldier]

WHY?

[gregoir]

Also sounds like tie my pecker to a tree by Cheech n Chong!! from the movie still smokin" I miss listening to these guys on Dr. Demento!!

[handinside]

Sounds similiar to Gonna Hang My Balls to a Tree" by Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts

[blitzburghmetal]

this guy needs a check-up from the neck up!

[rxpjkt]

His check-up revealed that his only problem is that he's tore up from the floor up.

[Anuel]

i tied my pecker to my leg and now i cant cut the string without cutting my pecker off.well im off to the hospital

[IndubitablyandIndeed]

Buttcrack is a horrible and cheesy movie, but man is he great in it.

[quundar]

don't desperate on man : look how he made it better since the watergate!

[windjustbrokeitsleg]

some of the greatest lyrics of all time! rock and or roll on sir!

[dangerdee20003]

you definitely got the mojo going on!!