Mickey and Mini Divorce Joke

[KittieKatGrl]

y do people hate gays? because they're fucking assholes...

[TheBigMan0706]

I got a joke, What do you call this guy who fucked up the joke?

Taikwondork!

[oudy123]

well thanks for not doing the joke properly

its

'so let me get this straight mr. mouse, you're getting a divorce with your wife because shes gone crazy?'

'no, its because shes fucking goofy!'

douche



[lilraskaln1]

i dont think its THAT funny, u made me laught though with the kunfu shit lol

[Antoni1242]

ahahahaahahaha!!!! yes! :D lol fav'd!! ^.^

[andresme2]

That was pretty funny. I got a joke for you.

There was a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi discussing the old testament. They were by a park where a lot of kids were playing. After a while the Priest gets distracted and finally tells the Rabbi, "hey, let's go screw those kids." The Rabbi thinks about it and responds "screw them for what?"

BTW, what are you training? That'ss a gi and it's usually contributed to the Japanese martial arts which don't include Kung Fu. Was it BJJ? Karate? Judo?

[StevenC818]

heard it but love it!

[Neopopulas]

You need to show us some of your kung fu, Danny. That'd be worth seeing.

[xkennyPLx]

hehe nice one

[OliviaAlexandriaAhh]

lol

[LtShock]

Lmfao!

[Rachagol]

:D :D :D :D :D that made me rofl

[elmerd]

BJJ?

[juventusoccer]

vote up if ur the 489th viewer

[tylercall358]

out of all of these, this one at least made me laugh a little

[Kris7275]

hahahah

[p4perm4n]

The joke was an oldie but a goodie. For your next one you should do a couple of knock knock jokes =)

Btw I was disappointed when you didn't show us ya whoopin that guys ass!

[Bulwhyn]

Nice gi

[miles2057]

do u really do kung fu/ martial arts?

[MCtootsie]

awesome x)

[PhizzleOut]

dood you should do the vlogs again! let us see what ur up to in australia

[TheD3vIL23]

BAHAHAHHAHAH best one yet LOL

[MissKodieMariee]

Bahaha!! i loved that one (:

[fourdeeounce]

finally. a good joke!

[bighugejake]

A little double entendre.

[ghost2694]

goofy's a pimp

[MaskaRBD]

haha...xD

[OmgRawrify]

awesome

[janijannyjannie]

Gahahahahhahahahhahahaha good ooone

[barakuda1111]

Goofy little bitch :)

[soap1opera1fan]

Best one!

[VR90]

Hahaha loved it

[WokSz]

HAHAHA! 

[closetwarrior]

Ahahah. Amazing.

[kariberryoh]

1. yay i understood it...aaaand 2. yay it was funny :D

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

that's not a kung fu uniform dude bwahaha, but you cracked me up in the beginning...i gotta lay off the weed brownies

[chiyerano]

Kind of funny. ha ha

[return135]

goofy probably has a big slong

[jbreckette]

LOL....

[jedibugmaster23]

LMAO! THAT WAS GOOD

[Kraziiboi]

LMFAO 

[inussjYKZ]

Disney themed, not bad ;) .. was funny.. didn't lol but i chuckled and giggled some

[Kevster270]

LLAAWWWWLL XD

[lilmandell0]

LOL.

[Ddiary09]

did you think it was funny... ???

[XDreaminX]

@Ddiary09 Lol yea once i understood it! :P

[HollowDante926]

@Ddiary09 That was awesome@

[alaskanhuskeee92]

@Ddiary09 R....O.....F.....L......

[A7exandersca7es]

@Ddiary09 Eh, it was punny, that's all I have to say

[luka23q]

@Ddiary09 omg yes :) lol, i love all of the jokes you've put up, all of them made me laugh

[GMODCREATOR]

@Ddiary09 It was alright

[animalchin101]

@Ddiary09 yup :B

[juventusoccer]

@Ddiary09 gotta chuckle outta me.. could have been better..

[unocname]

@Ddiary09 make a vid of u doing kunfu yooo

[bamaluvr2360]

@Ddiary09 Si, did you get my joke?

[EdasLT]

@Ddiary09 no

[TheCandyApple100]

@Ddiary09 Yes :D

[XDreaminX]

LOl i love the beginning! :) <3

[ciaram535]

FIRST