Funny Oblivion NPC conversation

[Thez0mb13s1ay3r]

can ayone tell me the fine for necrophilia....just asking...lol jk

[XxXENHXxX]

i saw this part on the game but did not know what it meant so when i watched it here i googled it and there in big words said "SEX WITH DEAD BODIES"

[BARRETO999]

What more disturbing is that your character know's the fine for this.............

[dfghj241]

wtf? falanu hlalu? is her from a mod or somenthing or is here heir for the morrowind throne or is her a completely normal vanilla npc with... humm.. strange...ah wahtever...?

[freakyfatdog]

@dfghj241 Vanilla. She is on consoles.

[Misterunnamed]

@dfghj241

Vanilla NPC, recently moved there from Morrowind.

[Trombean]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SC- Ohhh, god!! ...You know what, I'll just pretend I didn't see anything....

[mrliampep5i]

ill have no problem creating alot of bodies for her to rape

WHAT U THINK IM GOIGN TO PAY THE COURT A FINE HA!!!

[Alaron251]

"Hello"

"I saw a mudcrab the other day, disguisting creatures, I hope never to see another!"

"Goodbye"

[Nibelungenherr1876]

"Dear Brother, do you have a moment?"

"Of course, what is it?"

"Goodbye."

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Nibelungenherr1876 that happened to me once, Roflmao.

[MyStupidCat101]

Lol did anyone else notice that she in the oblivion manual? It's like they were saying "Go talk to her."

[jessebrown1996]

darn i summoned a zombie next to her and nothing happned their goes my dreams.

[Shaeam]

HALT!!

You've violated the law!!!

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.

[Feralah]

@Shaeam

I'm pretty sure the law isn't the only thing she violated.

[penmumble]

The funniest conversation I heard:

"Do you think what happened to Kvatch could happen here?"

"Sure."

[blackened2008]

so what ? she wants to know if she can rape dead bodies...at least its better than raping alive bodies :O

[xXxAkikoHarunoxXx]

I love that one. You gotta love Falanu! :3

[overNineTHOUSAND98]

SETTLE DOWN EVERYONE, SHE IS JUST ASKING!!!

[MrSkateking95]

The fuck?WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE!?!?!?!

[ashlyndodd]

hhahaha

[KingOfCillChainnigh]

Hmmm of course your character is meant to know hahahahaha I first met her and I shit myself laughing rofl.

[Argov82]

Apparently it's far lower in Cyrodiil than in Morrowind, at least according to my character.

[Agent1W]

If necromancy is legal in Cyrodiil...although hers is a very strange "animation".

[Felpally1]

what is that?

[pokeninja777]

It's sex with dead people.

[blackrose7e]

what a perv haha

[Adamclason]

Guys, why the big fuzz? She's "just asking"....

[Yo0Yo0Man]

Lmao where is this? Rofl

[ventef]

hahaha!!! achmed the dead terrorrist would like to be there...

[NacistaBre]

Skingrad-All things Alchemical

[owen1003]

where is this chick

[Dylanshreds1]

She's the cutest dark elf I've seen.

[EdikShepherd]

I'd be like "If you're thinking what I think you're thinking... I'd love to take you to the graveyard and have a threesome with Mr. Smith."

[Azazel3830]

hay my last name is Smith and i dont want to have a threesome with you two

[EdikShepherd]

YOU'RE ALIVE!?

[Azazel3830]

no im dead its how i tipe lol

[fighting6killer]

lol man

[DennisFors]

Yes, i got charged for it just the other day...

[33Sexybeast]

if you fill me up with fire,I'll fuck you up!is

the first thought I had when she asked.

[T3HW1ZARD]

this character was in morrowind. she ran a weapons shop, in the game she says that shes leaving to cyrodill soon because the guards are after her.

[gryphonprince]

Thats a cool easter egg eh?

[Shoxy11]

LMAO!! Oh Bethesda and your lovely in-game secrets.

[bihlbo]

"Is it the first offense?"

"Let's say... no."

[xxkush13xx]

whats an npc?

[Eidrog511]

Non-Playable-Character

[oxfyll]

it's funny because she is asking what the fine is for having sex with dead bodies O_O

[twistedknightmare]

Yeah, that's the joke! =p

[oxfyll]

i know x)

[WKD123456]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOM!!

[steve123456789010]

where is she? i need to light her on fire :)

[ARSA525]

she lives in skingrad in a shop called all things alchemical, if i remember right.

[steve123456789010]

yea i found out like 5 mins after watching the video by chance, thanks though, and i have a save file where i just light her on fire again and again lol

[twistedenjoyment]

okay now all i have to make myself undead

[giodoh]

lol

[Glefacine]

sex with a corpse

[Kylemore77]

u serious? lol

[Robc321]

Yes necro = death. phillia = To want something

[mooWglo]

phillia = fill you up (:

jkn

[hasjisj1992]

lol! did you know that if you enter her house, it's very dark and creepy and stuff, and it's full of undead?

[spikeything6]

what happens in oblivion, stays in oblivion;P

[SakuraHaruno0505]

lol

[zuban1337]

seriously,i have a crush on her,but the grabber for me is the eyes and hair.

[chainsaw121]

what ...0.o

[badpengy]

ehhh...

[XxDarkBlade13xX]

goodness gracious

[zuban1337]

any1 but me still think she's young like the girl version of tails,but cuter than 1 of those girls from charlies angels?

[XxDarkBlade13xX]

theres also the argonian in bruma fighters he says give a nord a good thumping hehehheehehhe not funny as this

[Crysemere]

KHAH KHAH KHAH its that isent it?

[vuntyi]

yeah thats wat it was also the sheogorath pedophille i say there are some weird ppl in oblivion

[polini5000]

she freaked me out when she asked me that

[Littleduddawa14]

Rofl... i like it also when you go into the arcane university and some apprentice comes up to a magister and says, "Excuse me, fellow magister i have something really important to ask." Magister: Goodbye. Apprentice: Take care.

XD

[XxDarkBlade13xX]

yeah thats funny

[badpengy]

its idiotic :P

[iamabigfatbutt]

shes also a trany

[halflife2forlife]

HAVEING SEX WITH DEAD BODYS

[ThomasMoar]

Damn these necrophiles nowadays, no respect for a lifeless piece of meat FOR SHAME!!!!!!!!

[link99912]

LOL LOL LOL LOL. Whats the fine for having sex with a dead person. lmao.

[fightthepowerman]

LOL WTF

[blackdeath8492]

I would hate for my guy to die next to her(light turns off,thump,thump,thump,thump_

[WayTooManyDawtCom]

rofl thumpthumpthump

[Link100012]

HAs anyone done the Multiply glitch on the thing you get when you finsh a Oblivion Gate I need to know if you do this if it makes a sound because the time i did it, it scared the shit out of me. Add me on XBL "Hero of Time546

[lightningdragons]

O_O duuuuude...where do you find her???????

[crazyclewsy]

In Skingrad in All Things Alchemical

[sadjad007]

in skingrad in a alchemie shop i think..

[Nachozenier]

thats... hilariously un-funny

[innerblades]

lol

[fagkiller267]

eww she fuckin a dead dudes body

[ilovemarianow]

Is it the first offense?

Let's assume....nnnno.

Then it's at least 500 gold.

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

exactly what i said.

[JonnyThaGinge]

they charged me 1k!!!

[Orientalmentor]

So, what's so good about necrophilia?

[StevieWonder314]

necrophilia is when you are eroticly attracted to corpses..so its not good. lol

[tondef]

thats your opinion

[Ortmon]

hahahaha

[ilexholkit]

Yeah, the alchemist in Skingrad. Aaaah...good times. XDDD

[TommyGun465]

around 500 gold

[Pancakeslayer]

that is sooooooooooooooooo gross, where can i find this chick, plz reply

[Jordy666sic]

OMFG xD thats like.. sic! xD

[muzicrox]

Where can you find this odd lady? lol

(i want to kill her xD)

[zZTucoZz]

She is in Anvil in an alchemy shop don'y now the name :P

[muzicrox]

lolaz

Thanks mate :)

[XFracek55]

No shit. Shes in Skingrad. The shop is called "All things Alchemical". You can see her at night on the graveyard very often too.

[p4ri4h]

no ive seen her in skingrad

[mythsimba]

whoa...what the...I was just listening to her voice and it seemed really clear, was that real or is it just very good word arrangement or something?? lol looks real

[Gutted94]

It is real.

[Hihir]

Completely

[GRT753]

She was just asking

[Mike1990c]

grave robber bitch

[fieryfenderz589]

was there a point behind this?

[Shadowdude3356]

LETS GO GRAVE ROBING!!!!!!!!!

anyone up to join me?

[TamrielTerror2]

I'm game :P

[TamrielTerror2]

I'm game :P

[randomnessandco]

I'll go grave ROBING anyday. Just not grave robbing.

[zero2hero774337]

thats retarted

[NinjaRaider2]

She can't go back to Morrowind, not because the business is bad but because every knows that she is a perverted retard gay sick twisted mentally challenged corpse rapist.

[Mikey3067]

lol nice comment

[Syveck]

=P...

[Sitris53]

thats a lot of adjectives

[metalhead340]

ROFL

[forzachelsea]

excuse me, I'm from sweden and I'm not that good at english, but necrophilia, isn't that when you have sex with dead bodys? cause in sweden its called nekrofili

[fien111]

yes it is.

[forzachelsea]

ooh thats nice, she must be pretty desperate then, thank you

[Wildymaker]

gör det´, visste inte det xD

[forzachelsea]

det är sant, redigt fräscht, ett nyplockat lik, det var ju en snubbe som hamnade i fängelse för nekrofili förra året

[Wildymaker]

eww =S

de måste ju vara sjuka...

[Bolzmann13]

ggah sluta prata svenska på engelska videos. oops

[lunseisleidee]

What the heck!!! And I thought the "Lusty Argonian Maid" was wrong!! XD

[TamrielTerror2]

lusty argonian maid isnt wrong XD. I'm still looking for the next chapter in that book.

[Bllasae]

Lol! It doesn't exist by the way.

[TamrielTerror2]

hahaha...now I'm heartbroken ;(

[Bllasae]

Lol.

[Wantmyserver]

that story was SICK!

[sidgiman1993]

lol i killed her for tht

[Darktroller2]

I always thought necromancers were necrophiliacs, just because they love to mess around with dead bodies.

[PointyHatGuy]

Like A blow up doll with a remote control. LOL

[vendetta384life]

she is the owner of the shop "all thing Alchemical" in skingrad

[rodrigo725]

heheh she must be fucking a lot of headless zombies

[PrinceOfDarkness111]

the thing of necropheilla is u gotta do all the work (who would do it anyway? besides really really ppl wanting sex and cant get it)

[jarjar2b]

not if you animate it ;) one more reason for studying necromancy, ride me on bony boy ! oh yeah ! ;=)

[taguchii]

This is funyn man where is he? mages guild?

[blyth25]

where is she

[Gordno]

alchemy shop in skingrad... i havent played in a while so i dont remember the name of the shop

[sidgiman1993]

all things alchemical i think

[unholyfreak911]

Unce unce unce

[Hillflipper]

making love with dead ones, if they don't make love with you first;s

[PrinceOfDarkness111]

i dont get it...i think it has something 2 do with sex or some crap...im 12 im ment 2 know wat it means but im 2 stupid =S some1 reply and tell me wat it is -.-

[TamrielTerror2]

Necrophilia is...um...making love with a corpse...um...and there you go. :D

[slicknick2324]

only u would know... lol

[Daladun]

ROFL~!!!! GOD! I'm going to die watching these conversations. SERIOUSLY how did these get into the game?

[jevyjakl]

aprophilia im 10 so wt is tht

[3Hatake]

ummm i am 12 and necropheilla is a need for sex with a dead person

[muzicrox]

LOL

Very creepy indeed

[correos123]

Yuck!.......where can I find her?

[Nikitns]

Arghh, this is creepy indeed! yyyh

[xhunnybearx101]

Boy, I WISH I was a corpse just so she could fuck me.

[ShaggyHairPro]

freakin weird dude

[Sicj]

wonder why they outlawd necromancy.... ^^

[simpsuns]

=0!

[shikaguy]

If someone asked me that, I'd run like hell... don't take chances.

but anyway...

LMAOOTFLOL (laughing my ass of on the floor laughing out load

[378dac]

Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses.

[GIJoeV]

AHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA She will stab u then fuck ur dead body

[mikeb0303]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA

not funny joe valenti

[Samaflame]

Necrophillia is fucking a dead body

[CCITP]

i dont get it... (only 1 star)

[NinjaRaider2]

Find the definition of it first then rate it you moron.

[madmanno01]

Was she actually in Morrowind? She says that she's from Morrowind, but I don't know if she was in the game.

[sargientcupcake]

shes hot i found her once its funny what your awnsers can be you can say why do you whant to know and shes like uh no reason

[Zipstacracksta]

A necrophilia is someone that rapes dead people for those that want to know...

[Highwind886]

Well, to rape something you have to do it against their will, so you can't actually RAPE a dead body. You can have sex with it, though. Sorry, but I had to hear about that from a professor of mine when someone else said that.

[Zipstacracksta]

HAHA!!!

[kishkabob3721]

*starts crying*

[masterchief2702]

OMG dear lord....

[Gurkmomma]

hahahah i love this game

[pitzabolle]

thats rather creepy!