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  • fuck tucker, tucker sucks

  • OH SHIT! Is this the guy that said if he ever had a mentally retarded child, he would "bash its head against a rock and have another one" LMAO hahahaha SOOOOO fucking HILARIOUS....not.

  • WOW this is guy is NOT hot??? how does all this shit happen to him?

  • @Taligreen80 you dont have to be hot to get girls

  • @encouragetheaction true. but this guy is ass ugly. Im sure MOST, if not ALL of it has to do with him being a little rich boy. His fam owns some bars down in soflo right? Id say thats the majority of his 'mojo'

  • if you disbelieve what Tucker Max says he has done you obviously haven't lived to the fullest extent of your life. What he says is only unbelievable to those who don't have fun. Sorry its true

  • You know when people say "he's the man!"

    ?

    tucker max IS the man.

  • THE LSD HYPER-REALITY WHERE YOU CAN GET WHAT YOU WANT IS CONFUSING TO ME _ CAN U EXPLAIN IT MORE

  • chick at 4:56 i'd smash!!!

  • ....but he's so beautiful

  • Tucker Max is the FUCKIN MAN!

  • this dude has some major insecurities...

  • @csimo13 if he was insecure, he wouldnt get pussy, and if he lied about it, he's making bank, and getting pussy now......pussy takes confidence, you can get it naturally by liking yourself, or you can do it by being successful and banging all the gold diggers that come along

  • @csimo13 Even if he did, who fucking cares?

  • check the jerry springer music, yeehaw motherfucker

  • I can't believe I went to high school with one of the actresses in this movie. How embarrassing she's such a bad actress LOL!

  • funny man

  • Whether any of the shit he says happened really did or not, who fucking cares? It's funny and entertaining. It you hate him that much, get off the damn page.

  • This guy's movie was just as shitty as all the direct to DVD American Pie and Van Wilder sequels

    Actually, it was even worse since it expects the views to actually believe Tucker's bullshit stories really happened.

  • say man, lighten the f@#% up! Be who you are and do what is true to you; he might be a a-hole, but that is his true self. Big ups and respect to Tucker!

  • 'we wanted to make a movie with a real plot'

    then try 'tucker max makes shit up and stupid fuckin suburban kids buy it'. the movie would sell because the same people that buy this bullshit would buy the DVD.

  • Really? 2 comments? Is this how you take out your anger? Internet blogging? I guess this is the result of your built up anger and loneliness. Internet porn is probably a better cure for your disease though.

  • everytime i see tucker hes wearing that grey underarmour T-shirt? Wtf?

  • 1st jsut because he went to law school doesnt make him a bonafide lawyer. just because someone went to medical school doesnt mean he could just walze into a operation room and start to cut people up. for all you know he could of failed school but because his father is rich, he graduated. 2nd sure it might be half-truths but its fucking funny. i personally think it might be true...you dont know the shit some people actually does. denying just means you are naive and think unicorns are real...

  • I don't want this to turn into some internet feud but just an FYI, if you graduate from undergrad with a degree in accounting, you are an accountant but not a CPA until you pass the exams. Likewise, if you graduate from Law School, you are a lawyer but you are not an Esquire until you pass the Bar exam. Also, I don't think it's naive to be skeptical when a grown man writes that punched a woman in the spine at keg party and there were no repercussions. Unicorns are real though.

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  • "thats when i realized this is some rockstar level shit" "dude tony hawk emailed me, he's like a real celebrity" you get a glimpse at type of person tucker max is, exaggerates and pathological liar. Dude was a fucking loner in high school no one gave him attention until law school and hes so giddy and exalted by his new found attention he writes a fucking book. The tucker i know never stops talking when hes drunk no one wants to listen to his bullshit lies only girls who dont really know him.

  • tool, your names sesame street. Did you blow big bird as of late?

  • well he lies to get some, no need to be jealous here

  • notice the 'party beer cup' for his image. what a fag.

    if you're 35 years old and still say 'dude' and 'awesome' while trying to get on 23 year old sorority whores, you're a massive fail.

  • So what do you do that makes you so successful???

  • So what do you do that makes you so successful???

  • An you are who and how do you know Tucker. Tells us who you are so we can fact check your sorry jealous ass.

  • And you spend your free time going on videos about people you don't like so you can leave your 2 cents. You sir are a douchebag. Please kill yourself.

  • "this movie's going to be a huge hit"

    good one, tucker

  • hahaha there's like no more than 50 people at all of these gatherings

  • dude at like 5:00 when that girl with the man voice is talking u can see half the audience and in that half theres more than 50 people, its like a lecture room, u cant even see the rest of the room

  • AHAHA 2:43. Tuckers the man

  • Chick at 4:57 has a man voice.....makes my penis soft.

  • There was some very good advice going on here. Nice.

  • I've read his stories and I think he's full of shit; they're half-truths at best. If you think they're not, why would a lawyer describe how committed crimes( assault and battery, destruction of private property, fleeing the scene of the crime, etc.). Plus, if he's such a loud mouth asshole, where are the fight stories? There has to be a time when he wised off to the wrong guy and got his ass kicked.

  • Agreed. I think they are a bunch of half truths. The bulk of the stories he posted are boring non-events.

  • he was not a lawyer... he went to lawschool. he hated being a lawyer so he dont gives a fuck!

    and there is fight storys... read the book tard

  • Judging by your post, I'm guessing/hoping you put those spelling and grammatical mistakes in there on purpose. Regardless, if you graduate from law school, as he did, you are a lawyer. Also, no where is the book does he get his ass kicked.

  • a lot of assholes dont get their ass kicked buddy, maybe hes just smart enough not to get into fights...u know...like he passed law school.....

  • Good point but even more people don't write stories about punching women in the vagina which Tucker claims to have done. Regardless, if these stories entertain, God bless.

  • I bet you think you're a really smart person.

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  • i think he takes a tape recorder with him as gay as that sounds

  • haha his book is fucking hilarious made up or not and considering his book was on the top sellers list for three years straight makes his shit good and the movie hasnt even fully released yet you retards

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  • The spokesman for Ed Hardy is here. Tool.

  • When you think about it, there will be idiotic guys out there who will do stupid things to try to live the "Tucker Max lifestyle." Do you really think that's a good thing? I'm not saying that all his stories are made up, but I do think Tucker is a good storyteller and he puts a spin on his stories to make them funny. I don't think he's really an asshole. It's all part of the act.

  • He might embellish his stories a little bit, it's easy to make that stuff up. But I'm pretty sure he's still one of the biggest assholes on the face of the earth. I really liked the book, but this movie looks pretty bad, unfortunately.

  • He's a complete asshole but he's a funny asshole... A little too gringo though, haha. His stories are the greatest, no matter how wicked or asshole-ish

  • this guy is such a toolbag, why would anyone want to make a movie about him.. plus the movie bombed, or never came out. cant remember.

  • i see you watched another one of his vids, anddd u commented it. WOW i wonder if ill catch another comment on #3. fucken loser lol you comment how much u hate the vid, and him, YET YOU WATCH HIM. HAHAHAHAA ur so such a tool. he used u for advertisement and u didnt even know it.

  • the movie bombed lol I know my shit is good lol 330k isnt good

  • the movie didnt really bomb, considering it was only released in certain locations, they are expanding it as weeks go on.

  • too bad you decided to make a poor man's version of the Hangover

  • Must've been pretty good, you're looking him up and typing comments on his vids.

  • hemsyyy.. its BEING not been. they are not the same.

  • too bad all his stories are fake.

    good story teller though.

  • Why isn't this playing in Toronto!?!

  • dude.. u have to have respect 4 a man like him.. what guy isnt an asshole at 24.. who doesnt wanna get laid? admit it.. humans r like animals he admits this.. love him..

  • There isnt anything wrong with Tucker Max and the way he expresses himself. There are TONS of people (men AND women) who have had just as many, if not more, sexal endeavours. I, as a female, loved this book and cannot wait to see the movie. GO TUCKER!

  • @Jska5703 I bet you fucked him too lmao

  • And not one of them will be raped by, or because of, Tucker Max. So go find an actually legitimate outlet for your anger.....

  • hemsyyy, were u one of the rape victims?

  • LOL YOU WISH.....LET ME ASK YOU WERE you born out of a rape?

  • Rape is a horrible God damned thing. I know, I nearly married one, and I held her when she cried, which was often. (No, the rape wasn't why we split up).

    But if it has become THAT endemic, I'm forced to think that every chick on American campuses are flighty, stupid, defenseless bitches.

    I mean, it's NEVER excusable, but Jesus ladies! If some guy tries to force himself on you, put two in his chest and be done with it.

  • so, because of Tucker Max more girls are going to be raped? Yea...sure. Seriously, if you read the book you would know he didn't rape any of the women. He used his asshole charm that women always fall for to hook up with these chicks.

  • PAINT IT THE WAY YOU WANT, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED DATE RAPE AND EVEN IF HE DID WHAT YOU SAID, IF I DECIEVED DIFFERENT GUYS AND HAD SEX WITH THEM AND WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT, you will be the first to call me a WHORE

  • nope. i wouldn't call you a whore. I'd say, "awesome. she found a way to manipulate people and get what she wanted. all power to her." I agree there is nothing charming about ol Tucker. He's a complete dick. He'll be the first to tell you that. But if women are dumb enough to fall for it then, in the end, who's fault is it? I'm not an advocate for rape. I despise it and the people who commit it. But Tucker isn't raping anyone, nor is he advocating it himself.

  • meh, whatever. believe what you want. you seem so stuck on your opinion that this will be the last time I comment back. keep on truckin sister!

  • yeah ....i know, i make a lot of sense.....you quit!

  • THERE IS nothing charming about TUCKER MAXX

  • Always ask yourself..."What would Tucker do?"

  • hands down hilarious man. disagree? fuck you

  • self-actualized tucker max. gotta love it.

  • he has funny little ears!!!

  • That's Tucker. His hair looks like shit. He wears plain shitty clothes. He doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. That is Tucker.

  • he clearly cares about what people think about him. why would he go on about himself all day to a crowd if he didn't care.

  • i was lucky enough to be at the columbus speech. he is unbelievably inspiring and i'm so proud that i was on TUCKER's side of the protest.

  • has anyone notice tucker is always wearing a grey shirt with blue jeans?

    even in the ohio state vid LOL

  • or basketball shorts =P

    His dress is the epitomy of non-descript.

  • He's probably sponsored by those clothes. I think the gray shirt he had on was under-armor.

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  • Are you honestly trying to insinuate a youtube fight over some fucking clothes? I don't know, and I really don't give two squirts of piss what clothes he wears, and no one else should either.

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