Alexie Sayle - Hello John Got A New Motor

[Mechamaniaboy]

Two class quotes from Mr Sayle I occasionally say to the bemusement the people around me.

"I got tropical fish, I got tropical fish, in my underpants, in my underpants."

and

"Revolutionary buscuits of Italy rise up out of your box"

Alexei proves theres a fine line between genius and madness, although I have yet to make my mind up what side he's on, even after all these years.

[DevonMike73]

very clever bloke,good egg.

[shellsseashells]

things that make you hmmmmm!!! very intering song and video!

[woodhd]

so this is why they called that tv show life on mars ...

[loulou6575]

oh my god didnt know it was him lol

[dckuk]

I wonder what he's doing today?

[bumperboy]

@dckuk He writes books.

[nobodymuch]

so shit

[xcheesyxbaconx]

wow I want that motor.

[anaemiabag]

damn. im looking for something my friend told me about. a skit where alexi talks about his new favorite band on cassette, vinyl and vhs...... and its a head cleaner tape

[iaingbrennan]

Still makes me laugh like crazy,mental-man Alexi Sayle,

[boonboy1]

my cousins old car yes honest

[Dweezer123]

Yeah!

[mdc123videos]

Yeah!

[turksmikey]

hahaha sussextiger ya right mate  belta

[tgm99999]

Used to dance to any old shit in the 80s

[DjangoVanGogh]

As awesome today as the first time I heard it.

[sussextiger]

Jeez, the fat bloke indeed. Kids today eh?

[XBGTinterceptor]

The fat bloke looks like a typical Cortina owner

[copperpotbaby]

@XBGTinterceptor That fat bloke is the legend Alexie sayle

[mugwamp4]

.......brilliant hey "'didnt you kill my brotha:" you fat bastard

[luckynumber6]

I feel strangely aroused?

[videoeyer]

I miss good ol' Alexei on public TV in the states--he was brilliant! Well, most American comedies are rubbish, except for a few talented ones. But, I've always liked British comedies--they really hit the nail on the head! Good work Britain!

[eddieeagle1]

I keep tropical fish..In me underpants. Brilliant 28 years on

[Karlemids]

here's solid proof live exists on other planets.

[Karlemids]

here's solid proof live exists on other planets.

[blairomatic]

"oh ee's the intelligent one, ee's in the police force."

Hilarious!

[Junglist360]

Cack bloody cack bloody cack bloody cack!

[rightfredsdead]

alexei sayle would have fucked after all that dancing.

[tonymontana1974]

Alomst as good as "doctor martins boots".

[jackjude]

Fat + dancing like a loon in a tight suit = very cool:)

Love it!

[funkydreddUK]

Them locks were easy.....you could place in any blade and open a Mk 3 Cortina.

[Darkwolfgirl107]

lol my dad shown me this. really good.

[Sawyerbabe1968]

Mk 3 Ford Cortina's, rairer than rocking horse shit now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weirdsoup]

Is the black backing dancer danny john-jules?

[chunk123123]

certianly has his moves!

[tygress1uk]

lmfao @ weekendoff's comment, I really would laugh if she did :D

[weekendoff]

Susan Boyle's covering this on her upcoming album! cant wait!

[Sesquipedaliantique]

Oh god no :(

[britishleylandcrap]

Love this song. Love that Cortina even more :P

[G0YAP]

Looney!

[albundydodge]

Now that's a fucking tune. The 'Mr Sweary' version of the song is even better. Look that one up...

[thenewrapstyle]

nice shirky dance

[DangerRifai]

The 80s gave the world me, The Smiths, and this.

THANK YOU 1980s.

[mylestails]

hahaha dont put this and the smiths in the same sentance

[DangerRifai]

LOL come on!

Alexei's a musical genius!! At least on a par with Johnny Marr and Morrissey...

;)

[cheesypun]

looud

[spartacus6839]

i much prefer this to britany spears

[TommyAtkins1966]

Britains only Marxist Leninist comedian. And a Scouser too.

ERE WANA BROWN ALE?

[PembrokeRoadN15]

ER...obviously you don't know about the slimey fabian scumbag, Tony Robinson "Baldrick"

[ottermann]

I remember watching this on Top of the Pops way back when it first came out.

Why did I have to watch it again?

[NitrousMcBread]

CAN YOU MAKE IT A BIT LOUDER PLEEEZ

[Gavinmac001]

Its a bloody corker

[pandy280677]

A perfect song for DJ Talent to cover?! LOL

[tyrant1505]

Yeah this is rubbish eh, nowhere near as good as todays manufactured, overhyped, bag of shit! This guy had a laugh, took the piss out of himself, enjoyed it and tons of folk bought it and made him some dosh....GOOD ON YOU FELLA!!!!!

[HowToFixTheXbox360]

Couldnt have put it better myself!

[Doctorbeermaker]

Who's that fat bastard in the tight suit?

[lockstock2]

worst cockney ever

[Ayrshirenutter]

hated this song when it came out,just listened again,still shite

[vicpur]

Max!! Your right.

Who is that fat barstard?

[PlavOciZena]

lol 'is there life in Peckham?'

[guffley]

wanker

[rubbersteel2]

It was incredibly crappy then, and it's gotten worse with time. But I love it!

[Maximal32nd]

Who is that fat bastard?

[welshfilmbuff]

Judging by the down turned thumbs, I'd wager a guess that people aren't getting your reference :)

[meeh0002]

you suck

[colinsmyth99]

Weird shit, but sounds quite good. Don't know why he always comes across as such a bitter bastard these days.

[iateyourmomsdog]

Lol! It's the dude from The Young Ones!!

[RobTheBuilder]

It was a piss take after all, it was essentially him making up shit to a backing track. Its mocking people pretty blatantly, only Alexei himself would have taken it seriously...

Before we decry this as the worst of the 80s, lets not forget Rat Rapping.

[WestLondonDroog]

So could Mickey Finn! Inter City Firm!!

[farang900]

fantastic i brought this record when it came out, its just a pissed take some people dont get it ,but they properly watch x factor as well ... bring it on alexie, maybe girls aloud will do a cover ha ah ah

[BooNube]

Alternative comedy.

What a fucking load of complete shit.

[psion005]

"he put his head in a dustbin" lol

[readtherightbooks]

one of the many things that makes me glad not to have been a teen pre90s.

that classic literally-the-very-last-minute­-u-could-get-away-with-this-be­fore-acid-house-came-along vibe.

there's a nine and a half MINUTE version on the 12". i think that tells us all we need to know.

[flares]

99% of music from the 90s onwards has been complete and utter shite. Being a teenager in the 80s was fun. The music was fun.

[uniplantboy]

worst tune shit

[JayRicci7891]

i keep tropical fish, i keep tropical fish

in me underpants, in me underpants

lmao

[IaIn0001]

guys a legend. saw him on buzzcocks recently and hes still funny

[BooNube]

No, he's still a talentless, obnoxious, unfunny twat.

[tonymontana1974]

whats that switch over there for ? whats that switch over there for ?

OW OW OW OW OW

OW OW OW OW OW

[djpageyboi]

go buy a Mars bar you fucking fool!

[matsui2001]

No thank you djpageyboi, I dont like Mars bars.

[speckle126]

What are you trying to say....that they taste of shit? Creep

[meeh0002]

sorry that last coment was to 'thosefour'

[meeh0002]

you can watch it on u tube now, someones put it up, just watched it today - quality.

[boathole]

remember this well great posting

WHAT A LEGEND

[zorb2000]

there* not their O_o

[zorb2000]

Is there life on mars? Is there life in Peckham?? LOL as Al Murray would say about Peckham, they wouldn't try and do an a bomb test their, there would be no way of knowing if the test had been sucessful.

[MadMarshmallo]

O.O

This is quite awful but so awful I really like it. I'm gonna be singing this all day now XD

[catblanket14uk]

knocked this out littlewoods, paisley high street early 84.

[LeavesNoTrace]

Yep. Alexei Sayle is still annoying.

[BobThePaperclip]

quality

[DeadManOnLeave]

Forgot how good that was...awesome!

[KingHotdog]

This is tops LUV IT.

[terryfez]

this cunt is a...cunt

[insipod]

I liked "Pop up toaster " better.

[thefatboy1987]

Thats a piece of balsa, you can make a model out of that

[Jamie10004]

Ello Tosh, Gotta Toshiba?

[BobThePaperclip]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[madmacska]

I keep tropical fish in me underpants!!! fuckin quality.

[martastik]

Privyet Ivan, oo tibya yest novwi aftomobil?

[martastik]

As they say in Spanish:

Olá Juan, tienes un coche nuevo?

[papermariob]

I wonder if the woman in the backgound at 00:09 with the red dress on would like me to put my fingers up her arse.

[scousebastard]

dirty twat wouldnt mind doin it meself like the bitch is probably old n grey now, do u still wanna do it? Colostomy bag an all that. LOL.

[papermariob]

LOL Very True scousebastard. She will be like 50+ now and will have a cunt like a saggy dry old shammy-leather, And wont get a second look anymore.

[Rockthecasbah3535]

Is their life in Peckham?

[jonnynuclear]

is their life in peckham? quality

[papermariob]

I would love to lift the dress up on that woman at 00:55 in the background and eat her pussy and masterbate at the same time.

WHY NOT!!!! You are dead for a long time.

[portchmeister]

:):)

[FATBEGONE]

Is there life in Peckham ...lol

[WYM22]

The B side was better

[nuckchorrris]

terrible miming

[MOONST0MP]

Alexie Sayle was never funny. never has been never will be. The young ones was a brlliant tv show. Rik, Ade, And Nigel were funny as fuck ,but as soon as this tit came on it was time to go for a piss.

[blagger56]

"I keep tropical fish - in me underpants". What a great line, remember it as if it was yesterday. LOL They don't write lyrics like this anymore.

[scottvanska]

This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Seriously.

[debgibbon55]

We still say " 'ere's my callin' card, wallop!" in our house

[traviscobra]

that sounds nice that does ... light a bitter.

[ijusthadaweewee]

hahahaha..wots that switch over there for

[Mintsauce27]

"They Put Me in a Special Hospital"

[B2point1]

The "Fat Bastard in a tight suit" still rocks.

[Edam3000]

WTF ?!

This looks like a drunk Oliver Reed (on that infamous talkshow).

[LeBonsgirl]

All my friends at Chatswood high love this great song. I love it too. All the boys at my school always talk about moters. I can't believe how those boys are so insane at my school

Monique

[jwadehouston]

This guy is really cool. I remember hearing this song in the mid 80's overseas. It took me this long to find it. But of course you can find anything on the net. Rock on!!

[LeBonsgirl]

I am Bianca and i love this song. I have a older sister called Alice and she goes to Chatswood high. I love this guy. My mum Geraldine and my dad Shane like it too. I have 5 cousins called Linda, Stephanie, James, Veronica and Adam. I love this song so much

Bianca

[brispope]

Saw him on a cookery show last week!

[LeBonsgirl]

Alexei is my cousins name and her real name is Alexandra and she was born in brisbane and my other cousins were born in Perth, Brisbane, Melbourne, Darwin and Sydney. She has 2 sisters called Vanessa and Chelsea. All my 20 cousins were born in Australia. I love this song

Fiona

[Headbanger14]

Alexi is crazy!

[jungleVIP]

barry manilow? oh i fink 'e's triffic, oh i love 'im

HAHA

[R1chNFam0us]

My mum had this record bought for her by a John who bought a new motor the same week.

He found a discarded cairn terrier called Bobby in a phone box in ashill........Funny thing ever was that on reverse of the dogs tag the name Alexi Sayle was on it.

To top that off,do you remember in an episode of The young ones Alexi said about a little cairn terrier called Bobby.

[LeBonsgirl]

I love this song and it's so good. He is a very good singer and i sing this all the time and Jessika always runs to me at Chatswood high because that's her school like mine and says 'Monique what are you doing?'

Monique

[ilovemyself85]

best song ever class

[joeseph370]

they put me special hospital!

how many songs start like that?lol

thanks for posting

[radioactivemanphilc]

Hilarious

[diveplane]

dudes minted

[66MM]

Hello John Got a new motor..... is there life in Peckham??

[muddyfox4x4]

Superb in 82....Superb in 08! Im Selling the 7" Picture Disc Sart at .99p...Grab your self a bargain ! ! same user name...

[muddyfox4x4]

on EBAY !! sorry forgot to mention that

[doctorwholover2007]

That man is mad!!!

[ruddiger121]

i remember this so so well,,,he also did another ,,doctor martin boots ,,,wollop,,dose anyone remember that...cheers for the posting ,,

[LeBonsgirl]

Ooh so funny. I love his dancing.

Lauren

[LeBonsgirl]

This is just hilarious! I like it when he shakes his hand. When i first saw this i was laughing. This song and artist is hilarious

Kylie

[simlesby]

pure f-ing geenious...now, 'oos got the off ishhl video for this song??? Upload it if yoo got it

[jacko352]

shit me-i thought it was a bad dream i had when i was 7..but fuck me no-there was some mad cunt on totp singing ullo john got a new mota...fuck thats funny.

[massdestruction1993]

this geeza is well safe mate

[cryingonion2]

Pure genius!

[Dropspine]

hey studentloangustapo go back to your little basement and swas your sticker

[StudentLoanGestapo]

Who is this Fat Bastard?

[chezzeeX]

He's a comedian,and part of 80's culture in UK.He used to do stand up and was in The Young Ones.

[twonk111]

He's who it says he is on the tin. He has now been stuffed and placed in the British Museum. You can get vouchers to view the stuffed article in selected breakfast products. This offer is restricted to one viewing per household.

[megabus13601]

Why are people giving the thumbs down to comments like "Who is this fat bastard"- THAT WAS HIS CATCHPHRASE!!!! Genius, nutter, Ford Cortina driver...

[mik1234]

alexi, funny bastard, he said to me ages ago " it goes 90 miles an hour". it never went over 76(the ford cortina)just aswell cause he was a crap driver. yap yap yap.

[mugwamp4]

FAT BASTARD

[Dn2kproductions]

i cant believe he was the one who sung this song lol what a piece of crap

[bjbjbjbjbj]

its a work of art

you cultural dessert

[Dn2kproductions]

thats culture? wow...

[ratsouffle]

It is.

[twonk111]

I agree with bj, I agree with bj; it's a work of art, it's a work of art. You're a cultural dessert, you're a cultural dessert. 'Ullo John gotta sense of humour, 'ullo John gotta sense of humour, 'ullo John gotta sense of humour...

[Dn2kproductions]

you have to much free time. o.O i supose its like the art in the tate modern... yea...

[twonk111]

Maybe I do have too much free time; and maybe you're taking this all just a little bit too seriously. For your information, there aren't many things I despise more than the Tate Modern and all the infantile cr8p that goes with it. Lighten up will ya? Aren't we all entitled to our moment of G&T madness? Or is that too politically incorrect?

[LeBonsgirl]

Love the song, Love the artist, Love the video

Love,Love,Love

[LethalTongue]

A deafening noisy piece of music! An insane singer! Made me laugh like crazy :-)

[betasfriend]

he is a bloody syko but wicked comedian,allong with rick mayal, ade edminson, nigel planner but not christopher ryan hate christopher!

[chezzeeX]

I forgot how mad he was.Come to think of it we all used to sing it.

[stockholm17]

chezzeeX - yeah, me too, I kind of forgot about him and how fuuny he was. Is he still around, or in prison, psycho ward or some such?

[twonk111]

Yes.

[Gjeorje]

Much better than Shemp - "Don`t hit me Moe, woo, woo woo woo!"

[bobthebuilder1960]

i'd like a light and bitter!!!!

[bobthebuilder1960]

crackin early 80s track, takes me back a few years, just a few, really!!! "he works on the thames barrier"

[80sExpert]

Glorious row - the final days before the morally self righteous 90s and stuck up 0s...

[80sExpert]

This was a glorious racket. The last days before the stuck-up 90s and 0s. Bliss.

[gonzostew]

Pompous gits; course it's crap but it ain't hurting anyone, unlike the crap government in the UK.

[jamesboltmore]

i feel ashamed that i found this a little funny when i was young now its just shit its crap its the worst form of comedy being a fat guy dancing round trying to look like a spastic. then again works for westlife and take that dont it.

[KiraBlackwater]

Well if you're not familiar with the late Ian Dury it won't mean a lot. It was very much of its time.

[slagmilkcard]

Oh dear! So glad we have gone past the 80s, was there a decade worse than the 80s for music! This nutter is a candidate for the criminal insane! Bet he works in the Government somewhere now!

[flares]

Decades worse than the 80s for music?.

90s, 00s.

[anvilofcrom]

Nice mota, squire.

[nightfire620]

Mini Metro puffs car! Is there life in Peckham? LOL

[lex2483]

this fat ,marxist cunt is feeble as fuck!but i still like him!!