Drunk Pastor - John Crowder tells us about miracles

[mike233meee]

and for goodness sake shut the F@#$ up

[mike233meee]

fellow learn too read not watch

[mike233meee]

deeer

[mike233meee]

he aint a god

[mike233meee]

not his gods dummy

[TVWriterGuy]

It's not surprising this guy is what he is, but it is astounding that people gather to listen to him and follow his instruction.

[kinggasm]

How does this not have more views? VERY well done video pokerslut530. A Link to the Past for life! Shared to fb.

[SEThatered]

I kind of feel for him. Same way as for a child that makes some stories up.

[kevinlovesjesus]

I dont think hes lying... :D i have friends that used to be blind and now they arent just through... prayer :D by "jeff" who got bilocated. his full name is jeff jansen and he came to our church and my friends blind eyes Got healed.. and the cool thing is Its happening everywhere watch the movie "finger of God" :D just wanted to love on you with some of that I love John crowder Good guy

[zivadavidfan]

i love john crowder!!! YEAH!!!!!

[Overseer82]

Also, haven't listened to squirrel nut zippers in years.

[Overseer82]

This shit is amazing.

[jpc08109]

this is a joke right? I find it hard to believe that this man will find an audience to preach to, but again it is religion and some folks will buy anything sold to them even nonsense

[Lou500]

What the fuck is this shit?

[pokerslut530]

@Lou500 My thoughts exactly when I first stumbled on it.. LOL

[idreamtmusic]

Its great to see the self righteous proving their religious worth with comments like "i'd like to smack this moron with a brick". Obviously anybody can justify anything from the Bible including ethnic cleansing. Setting yourself up to judge what is of God and what is not has more serious consequences. (Thats in the Bible)

[tamenga88]

"Many saints sowing up more than one place at a Time."

Is that what Redneck meant with "Quantum Physics proves the Bible"?

[tamenga88]

Great!

Now you have religious Justification for being DRUNK.

Isn't there anything anymore you cannot Justify with the Bible?

Should get his drivers license REVOKED.

This guy is a Hazard to society if he Drives the same way he Preaches.

WTF is he preaching anyway?!?!

At least I can understand Mrpleasantpreacher hate sermons.

[alexandervlad]

This guy must've been hit with a spatula alot as a kid.

[vinnieActs2030]

Brent

Lolololo Great Job with this video, Crowder would find this video interesting, but he would call it persecution. Lolol

[Meiklelodians]

Emmm....ummmm...eeeehhh...haha nice video :)

I wouldn't hesitate smacking this moron with a brick ( a brick with Jesus's face burned into it of course ).

[Dvader64909]

This guy is a Mystic .Just search Mystic John Crowder Exposed . He's not working with full deck of cards. yo ummmm, LOL

[bunnygotfree]

"I have a nose for fruitcakes."

HAHA! You're the effing bloodhound of YT atheists when it comes to finding these guys. :D Which makes me very, very happy indeed.

LMFAO at the end!! I heart you man <3

[pokerslut530]

hahaha you're simply adorable :) Modias is one lucky bastard!!! Whatever he spiked your first drink with, I wanna know!!!! (kidding modias! ;D)

[Tyrtamus]

Ahh, good ol' lying for jesus.

[AuntieDiluvian]

If he was supposed to be speaking in tongues I think he must have been channeling a demented water buffalo on smack.

[NegativeNick]

where do you find these people? your videos are so brilliant! keep up the good work.

[pokerslut530]

hahahahaha you'd be surprised how easy it is man. Frankly, it's pretty sad.

[TheAtheistSwede]

That was... odd. =/

[bakedbean37]

Pssst...! Hey, Johnnie...

Try not to make the lies so blatant. You'll give the game away.

You might want to ease up on the holy spirits and communion wine a bit too. It seems to be loosening your tongue a little too much.

Why don't you go and have a lie down for a while and sleep it off?

I think it would be for the best.

[tattooskin72]

Whoa.... I wasn't actually watching the video at first. I thought this was a comedian just from listening to it LOL

[skeletonmom]

He might praise God, but afterwards he was worshipping The Porcelain Goddess... ;P

[Knightyme]

Coherent sentence - this vid had none.

[CreationistCrap]

I feel embarrassed for him.

[TheLethalLlama]

is this guy like high or something? lol or drunk? either one would be acceptable xD

How the hell do you keep finding these people? XD they come in numbers and its scary. haha

[tamenga88]

These People manage to get devout followers.

WAY MORE SCARY.

[3inherjar]

Wtf? how far can they go :)

[InModiasWeTrust]

ROFL!! Brilliant!! Where the fuck do you find these people!? Wow... Excellent video as usual.

-Modias

[AncientAtheist]

"Okie-Dokie" is speaking in tongues?

Only in America!

[tamenga88]

What do you think about "OY-OY-OY"?

Is that Teletubbies dialect?

[AncientAtheist]

Yeah maybe! I think he is just one really uncreative xian when it comes to "tonguing"! :D

[TurboDally]

Is that Steven Crowder's dad or something?

[pokerslut530]

hahahahahaha I wonder if he would find it entertaining to watch this. I'll try to share it to him and see if he says anything. :D

[TheXroadr]

Probably thinks he's cute.