YouTube An idiot legionnaire gets hit in the head by his nco2

[anatole72400]

Un petit con ..... qui se prends pour un grand. Aujourd'hui la légion n'a plus lieu d'être, sinon quepour faire bander des guignols de ce genre et en particulier des officiers..

[paradox294]

y'en a ils se prennent pour des militaires et réagisse au moindre commentaire comme si la vidéo était payante ou changerait le monde....ou même l'armée. c'est brave gars qui se font gifler alors qu'ils servent le pays......

[multicicoo]

pompe pompe avant que jtexplose xd viva legion!! legio patria nostra

[60johnstar]

la video : pas terrible... les commentaires pas mieux...

[paradox294]

tu parle comme un p.d

[XBotticelli]

@paradox294 , je parles comme ton père alors ?

[paradox294]

@XBotticelli comme la chatte à ta mère salope.... t'as pas d'amis alors je vais arreter de te répondre...

[RTORC78]

Pffft that was a love tap, ce n'est rien. I got hit worse than that by my judo instructor when i was 8 for wrong foot placement. In the British forces i've seen people knocked out for fucking up. Welcome to the foreign legion, leave your civil liberties at the door.

[AeroNY28]

Don't think it was for the camera that is the life for the Kepi Blank allowed or not. I got hit in the British forces you say nothing and carry on the road to being a man.

[LuciusCorneliusMacro]

He could get court martial for hitting him. You're not allowed to hit people, not even in the French Foreign Legion. Not anymore.

[Moisescurra]

coño maltratan

[SEANK892]

thats nothing --

they were just doing that bcz of the cameras if they were no camera the 3 sergeant would beat the crap out of him then put him in jail for the day.

[paradox294]

tu devrais avoir honte connard. tu choisis tes victimes.... moi je te bafferais bien la gueule trou du cul.Tu te prend pour son père? même son père ne le cogne pas à cet age là. t'as pas de couilles sergent de merde. c'est à cause des trous de fesses comme toi que personne veux faire l'armée. mange merde.

[FRAcaporal]

@paradox294 ah mdr ,tu l'insulte a travers ton ecran mais si il etait en face de toi tu fermerais ta gueule car lui ne vas pas etre impressioné par un type qui voit la guerre a travers callof ,cette merde comme tu dis a surement fait la guyane ,l'afghanistan ,cote d'ivoire alors cherche pas il te metterait la misere.....

[paradox294]

@FRAcaporal toi, toi tu lui as sucé la bite c'est sur..... avec finition et lustrage. Parles avec quelqu'un d'autre. on s'en fout de tes commentaires... parles avec XBotticelli vous allez bien vous entendre.toute façon je vais plus te répondre donc c'est comme si tu parlais tout seul c'est nul...

[FRAcaporal]

@paradox294 XD ,t'es assez désagréable ,j'ai touché un point sensible ,je t'es fait remarquer ta lacheté ,tu doit etre le type personne qui boude des qu'il se vexe ,de plus l'agressivité est signe de complexe et comme tu a l'air accès bite bon bah les lecteurs comprendront.....et arrete de te donner un air en jouant les blazés...

[paradox294]

@FRAcaporal bah oui maintenant vous vous y mettez à plusieur bah voyons.... aides les vas y continues...

[paradox294]

@FRAcaporal tu sais quoi vous êtes des bouffons j'en ai rien à foutre de vos commentaires vous parlez comme si c'était votre famille qui passe en vidéo......je m'en tape maintenant parlez entre vous parlez plus avec moi. si vous êtes des adultes , vous allez arrêtez de répondre.....

[Lavrentizodiac]

tought FFL!!!

[MetallicaOwnsYou]

lol that was a tap on the head, id give my left nut to be in the legion atleast they give you a chance to try out i was rejected from the canadian military because they said i have mild asthma but didnt even give me a chance, i would have blown past half those guys easy

[MrMarkeZG]

@MetallicaOwnsYou i think it would be much harder punishment if there was no camera..

[dnxgames]

French legion fail

[HOODAT1775]

thats nothing just a little love tap..over here in the USMC it is no different you act up you get smacked up..not even that bad

[chrispaquette]

What low self steeme these gy must be to let themselves get pushed around by egotistical low minded fucktards. The only thing that makes them anybetter is a sheveron on their shoulder. But hey! if they want the torture i say let them have it

[allidsarebusy]

@chrispaquette The kind of low self esteem guys who win wars so low self esteem internet rambos like you could enjoy all benefits of free life.

[chrispaquette]

@allidsarebusy I have high self esteem wut u talkin about willis

[JL2813]

@chrispaquette I have 3 family members that have served as soldiers and they all say the same thing: being a soldier is not like being a superhero or vigilante. A soldier has no personal rights, no human rights. For the duration of his service he is a tool/property of the armed force that he is in, he's there to be used up. A man is not a soldier unless he surrenders his life to his unit and his commanding officer, to do that they have to break your will first.

[Argus811]

@chrispaquette Everyone makes mistakes, it's natural. In the Legion, or in any military for that matter, if you make a mistake, people could die because of it. So doing whatever is possible to keep mistakes from getting made is encouraged. Humiliation is a great method. You make a mistake, you get called out in-front of your peers for it, and you get publicly punished and humiliated, you're guaranteed to always remember that mistake, and hence never ever repeat it.

[Adomiso]

What's with the sad music lol

[BennyBenedikt]

joining next year after i buff up some more. looks fun!

[Tomytoism]

is humiliating is a part of training? 

[wreckxxx]

@Tomytoism : yeah it is .. during the test you will be humiliating all day long for 2 month .. its for test your mental

soz for my poor english

[Tomytoism]

@wreckxxx seems fair. but what if you fail that test?

[wreckxxx]

@Tomytoism : well most of the people who fail thoses test mostly quit .... if your strong and dont mind that kind of "stupid" jokes then u will be fine .. im going in February ;) .. i watch a lots of videos and talk to a lots of Legionar .. you really need to prepare yourself mentally i think it is the hardest part over there

[Tomytoism]

@wreckxxx I'm thinking joining too. no to soon but maybe year later. but how do you mentaly prepare for this?

by the way good luck at legion.

[wreckxxx]

@wreckxxx : just keep thinking about it .. watch videos and stuff, just make ur self believe that all the thing there will be a big "joke" there is no logical exercices sometimes and they just gonna anoying you all the time. there's no really any mental training.. just think about it, try to make you a reason for it , and you just need to know if your ready to take all thoses "humiliating" and useless comments.. Thx and good luck to you too :D

[cozstuart]

@wreckxxx quel régiment étiez-vous? J'étais 2e Régiment étranger de parachutistes

[wreckxxx]

@cozstuart : j'ai des amis qui y sont et moi j;y vais en Fevrier 2012 !! il me demandais comment ce preparer mentalement a ce genre de chose mais je pensse que l'armee plus particulierement la Legion faut juste ce mettre dans la tete de bien obeir quelque soit l'ordre donnee.. si ont nous dit de ramasser une pierre puis la reposer bein faut le faire et cest tout .. si ont arrive pas a suivre des ordres pareil pas la peine de rentrer dans ce genre de chose :) .. ha oui vous etiez dans les para ?!

[cozstuart]

@wreckxxx 2e régiment étranger de parachutistes, oui, et bonne chance à vous. Juste moudre ces quinze premières semaines dehors, sortez vos Blanc képi, servent de votre unité et de la France avec honneur et fidélité et vous serez ok. J'ai fait cinq ans en tant que parachutiste et maintenant je suis engagé dans l'armée britannique. Bonne chance à vous.

[wreckxxx]

@cozstuart : ha oui vous avez fini vos 5 ans !! et pourquoi avoir changer apres ?? de la Legion a l'armee britanique ?? merci beaucoup et bonne continuation a vous

[cozstuart]

@wreckxxx Oui, j'ai terminé cinq ans, lorsque j'avais vingt trois. J'ai choisi de partir, j'ai en quelque sorte le regretterez pas cependant. I really miss combat and the sting of battle, so I decided that the British Army would be a good idea. Merci.

[wreckxxx]

@cozstuart : ho yeah that pretty good.. i hope i can do a carreer in the Legion as well .. but now the selection is pretty tough.. well i wish you all the best in the British army ;) . cya

[cozstuart]

@wreckxxx Thank you, and good luck to you. Just grind the first 15 weeks out, and you'll be fine. Bonn Chance.

[Lavrentizodiac]

@cozstuart do you think there are some chances for a middle 30 guy in good shape guy in the FFL, I want to join it this year.

[cozstuart]

@Lavrentizodiac No reason why you shouldn't be able to. You can always lie about your age. Generally they will take anyone who shows guts. And half your guts will be shown when you walk through the door to their office. Got any previous military experience?

[Lavrentizodiac]

@cozstuart yes, in the U.S. army back in 2005. Thanks for the information buddy, I really appreciate!!

[cozstuart]

@Lavrentizodiac You'll have no problems then. If you feel you need to lie a bit about your age, if they find out, they'll only see that you did that because you really want be be a lelgionaire. In which case, they slice a few years off you with your new identity :)

[wreckxxx]

@cozstuart (poste suite) : c'est ce que je veux faire .. je vais essayer de rentrer dans les parachutiste moi aussi !! je vais passer les tests en fevrier en esperent pouvoir etre prit !!

[usnavysss]

In the Legion Americans or Brit's who can't catch up on their french get slapt on a daily basis like this young guy but hey no one said being a legionar was going to be a fun sleep over at frances house ,Its really a rugged place for only people who hit rock bottom and have no where els to turn to then the legion will make you happy ,but if you think its going to be pie and ice cream just because your prior service its going to be the opposite due to you will realize the FFL is poorly funded.

[m249a1]

I hit my kids harder than that lol

[theMezianaThai]

Bonjour, moi je trouve que le gars s'en sort bien , avec une seule baffe sur la tête.

Franchement, c'est drôle qu'il garde un téléphone portable sur lui : cet extrait de film est tiré d'un film plus long indiquant que ces légionaires sont arrivés sur un théatre de guerre (je ne me rappelle plus lequel) et donc là c'est sérieux !!!! Et le gars "DING DING" le portable !!! Franchement il a tout faux.

Salutations.

[damopro20]

They shouldn't be allowed to hit that's not on.

[WORMIE19801]

@damopro20 its the foreign legion, you joined them they didn't want you is the general frame of mind. so in turn they will treat you like shit as untill a time you are respected, i think worse would have happened in uk army if phone went in a briefing! 

[m249a1]

@damopro20

yah people don't hit in war lol

[NoDestinyLive4Now]

Qu'est-ce un idiot putain!

[spiqus]

When the fuck he hit him? It was just a comunication error.

[MegaFight4life]

Being british, I could NEVER give my life to any other nation..let alone FRANCE!!

[heidi4srki]

these guys can not win , cos they are no fighting for own country !!!

[seb210794]

@heidi4srki

All men who are fighting for France can become French, so they fight for her own country, and foreign legion is one of the best army corps, they won lots of battles, learn history ^^

[heidi4srki]

@seb210794 u can become a French by getting a passport but in your heart there is no feeling for that country.

I`m Serbian and in our history we died a lot because of the wars in the past. I would have no respect for my own country if we need some other people to fight for us , no matter are we losing or wining !!!

P.S. I`ve got British passport but that doesn`t mean that I forgot my own country. As we say " blood is not watter"

[fester1957]

i am surprised that the soldiers are allowed to have phones when on duty....

[xurok]

'Tu fais une bétise, tu ramasses!' là au moins c'est clair et tu fais pas la connerie deux fois jte dis ^^

[alakalach1]

good job yes !! the legion is the best army on the world !!!! the strong men no women good job legion patria nostra !

[jegidorfo]

kamagra21 and if the seargant had that reasson ?

this is not civil this is army....ca c est legion entrangere

[mattfirebird]

I wish they would do this to people in the library or students in class!

[unit666industries]

they mean business

[SergioBizzle]

lol fucking stupid ass, he got PWND! xD

[jorged59]

When I went to U.S Marines basic training I got beat up worse than that by my DI. No big deal I just shook it off and finished my training. it's no big deal. I look back now and want to thank that guy forgiving me the gift of discipline.pline and

[BaFUD]

@jorged59

Obviously its just a small slap as there's cameras..Alot of thing happening all the time what you dont know about.

[MegaHitman666]

He is FRENCH ALLRIGHT,but he might be from ALSACE_LORRAINE.

[nicktempesta]

is australian the captain that giving the orders?sorry for my english..

[XD13EX]

@nicktempesta

NO,he's pure French.

[aseglkj]

this should be done with people having their cell phone ring in the cinema

[sese182]

Bit harsh to say he's an idiot no? Bet he didn't make that blunder again!

[Raylet2]

Very tuff training, My uncle was with them for 13 years almost completing his 15 years of service. He died during a expedition in africa, Some sort of posion.

[dovic31]

but what he want with his cell phone , in full training ??

[Joelwww7]

Can someone type here what the officer is saying in French?

[k4n31985]

he's saying as of right now you will always have your rifle with you, it's your baby, if you go piss or shit it doesnt matter you will have your rifle with you, I hope thats clear (etc) then the text ringtone goes off and the caporal or premier classe (I cant see the gallon) says hey you go do push ups, move your ass before I smash your mouth in. then he says fucking idiot.

then the guy doing push ups says to the sergeant "its because I forgot"

and the sergeant says "if you keep fucking up you

[k4n31985]

will get in shit"

[ghilliedu25]

@Joelwww7 "Now, if you go out of the Armored Vehicle to piss or whistle on the AV, you have your weapon, clear? And it's supply! Now it's your wife! And she's always with you! Always! You go take a shit, piss, phone your girlfriend, it's your mistress! I hope it is clear!"

*Ding ding*

-Eyh you! Do push ups! Come on move your ass! Push ups, before I blow your fucking face! The phone ringing Sir! Idiot!

-I forgot sergent!

-Make attention now!

-Yes sir!

[Joelwww7]

@ghilliedu25 Hey man! Thank you for taking the time to translate the whole thing. Are you in the FFL ?

[ghilliedu25]

@Joelwww7 No dude, I'm french, in law college for the moment, but I want to go at the french officer's school of Saint Cyr to become lieutenant in the FFL!

[breitsch]

@ghilliedu25

le fusil est apprivisioné doesn't mean it's supply, but that the magazine is charged, one round chambered (at least we had it like this) and on secure.

[Imaspeedfreak187]

@ghilliedu25 Thank You

[heston99]

thats a shame hitting him like that....

[kamagra21]

if i did that i had a reason

[heston99]

is that you in the video?

[jerseyy]

@kamagra21 it was you ??

[paradox294]

@kamagra21 yes because you don't have gust. you choose your victime dumbass. t'es qu'un trou du cul tu crois vraiment que les gens vont te respecter parce que tu baffe un bleu? plus jeune et moins batit que toi??? j'ai bien envie de te défoncer ta gueule sale race.....

[XBotticelli]

@paradox294 , t'a jamais pensé à faire un procès à tes parents pour t'avoir fait aussi con ? non, parce que là ça frôle le crime contre l'humanité...

[paradox294]

@XBotticelli laisse mes parents hors de ça connard. crime contre ton cul mele toi de la chatte à ta mère sale fils de pute finit à la pisse..... parle pas avec moi casse toi va trouver des amis ailleurs parles pas avec moi....

[XBotticelli]

@paradox294 , tellement fin... aucune répartie tu es vraiment nul...

[paradox294]

@XBotticelli va te faire enculer tu comprend mieux je m'en bat les couilles de ta vie m'envois pas de message parle avec quelqu un d'autre...

[milky0candy]

It's not party for girlies here...its the legion

[heston99]

lol! i hear you...us girlies wouldnt last 5 minutes!

[c9ari]

Not much of a hit. You should have seen the USMC during the 1950s and before. Or the army during the 50's and before. Now we here are to soft.

[k4n31985]

You forget that there was a camera team. The reality of the discipline is a lot harsher than this ;)

[c9ari]

very true I forgot about them

[MegaHitman666]

@c9ari ,In the 50's,my uncle told me ,that they were using the GAROTT,to punish the undisciplined LEGIONNAIRE!

I bet they have no idea,what that is,in UK or US army,even the TOUGHEST units!!!

[chairmanmao89]

thanks for the subs

[k4n31985]

the subs are part of the documentary. the documentary is immersion totale legion etrangere

[hititandquitit69]

i would really like English subtitles...

[k4n31985]

he's saying from now on if you go piss n shit or anywhere your femme (meaning your rifle) will always be with you, permanently. then the phone rings, the premiere classe says go do pushups, move your ass before I smash your mouth in, stupid idiot. then the guy says he forgot about his phone, then the sgt says if you keep making bananas (meaning fuck ups) he will ramasse meaning he will get himself in shit and he will be disciplined.

[hititandquitit69]

OH I finally got it when he says "le portable qui sonne". it means the cell phone rang. I thought cell phones were used only by high ranking NCO's or officers?

[pashka1988]

anyone can have a cell phone, but were are some really strict rules that applies, as in other militaries.