Kirkcaldy is a den, a dark gloomy place, were devious and deviant creatures lurk the town's lanes and paths under the cover of darkness, were the only sound in the misty sky's are that of owls, and the dying sea come ashore, The inbred organisms that we call 'Kirkcaldyians' endlessly lurk their terrortrity in scearch for their Outer City tourists, to only be locked away in the Mossy, windowless, dark, damp soundproof basements, to be experimented on.
Workin'........That's Kirkcaldy right enough! FUCK THAT! Working means producing for THEM..the bosses....the OWNERS....get real!! work for YOU - YOU are important too!!!
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khalins 3 weeks ago
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JaguarPawww 1 month ago
Kirkcaldy is a den, a dark gloomy place, were devious and deviant creatures lurk the town's lanes and paths under the cover of darkness, were the only sound in the misty sky's are that of owls, and the dying sea come ashore, The inbred organisms that we call 'Kirkcaldyians' endlessly lurk their terrortrity in scearch for their Outer City tourists, to only be locked away in the Mossy, windowless, dark, damp soundproof basements, to be experimented on.
JaguarPawww 1 month ago 4
@JaguarPawww
Let me guess...your from Dunfermline right?
scotlandr 1 month ago
@scotlandr nae
JaguarPawww 1 month ago
I'm from kirkcaldy!!!
Jawsehh 1 month ago
Aye right, like anyone from Kirkcaldy works.
BlackSabbath86 1 month ago
Workin'........That's Kirkcaldy right enough! FUCK THAT! Working means producing for THEM..the bosses....the OWNERS....get real!! work for YOU - YOU are important too!!!
billyconnearly 2 months ago
I'm a Fifer and he is so right about Kirkcaldy. An absolute shitehole.
sergeantfan3 2 months ago
He's the best comedian in the U.K right now...no contest.
beachhutblues 2 months ago
fife :D
leemillar141 2 months ago
Im from offensive and I find this Fife
Burtee93 2 months ago
The face Frankie makes at the end gets me every time.
Kkardemumma 2 months ago
WHAT TIME IS IT? DRUGSSSS!!!!!
Lazyplaye 2 months ago
what show is this?
kennyingram 2 months ago
@kennyingram DRUGS :)
scrote12345 1 month ago
what did he say at the end? couldn't hear.
Galindo66 3 months ago
@Galindo66
consultant.
HLecterPHD 3 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
When does the comedian get on stage? This cunt is as funny as cancer!
coltsuperocean10 3 months ago
lol fuck this is good!
harrymosthigh 3 months ago
0:15 it's just a fat version of Frankie
blainyrules 4 months ago 59
@blainyrules
Looks like a fat version of Simon Pegg to me
rustyfo1 3 months ago 7
@blainyrules ya mean a normal scottish version
adulion 2 months ago
Consulting what you fucking human riddle from kirkaldy!
cragmac1000 4 months ago 2
Fife cunt
gititriteupyeez 6 months ago
I love how the video finishes, it's like he was playing along with his joke
moffo47 7 months ago 35