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  • Palestinian Alarm Clock!

  • "Ehh" BOOOOM

  • I'm so disgusted at the people who find this funny. I wonder if most of the people posting comments like "pop tarts r ready lol" or "Bang...and the dirt is gone" are middle school-age children because they sure do act like it.

  • @Phtellq8 damnnnnnnnn

  • THREE CHEERS FOR RELIGION OF PEACE!....BOOOOOM!!!....LMAO!!

  • The only good thing about muslim suicide bombers is the world has one less heathen nut in it.

  • :( @ ppl finding this stuff funny

  • So this Palestinian walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?” The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

    An American, an Israeli, and a Palestinian are marooned on a desert island. The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church. The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue. The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

  • @creamygoodness420 me and ur mother are chilling on ur dad's bed, she gives me a bj, and then my cock goes "BOOM" and she's covered in jizz

  • @Honorloyalty88 Must be a terrorist lover. I bet you have relatives who are in Hell for blowing themselves up huh.

  • @creamygoodness420 no, ur mom is a terrorist lover, especially after I "terrorized" that ass last night Bitch LMFAO!!!!

  • Now that was a forcefull speech if there ever was one.

  • I told you that you cant rehearse!

  • If you look closely after pressing 0 repeatedly it says JEWS in the explosion

    damn it!

  • Must they be reminded that they have to be close before they detonate???

  • DING! fries are done

  • can you confirm that there are no WMD here? uhhhh....BLAM!

  • Thats the last time anyone in here is allowed to eat chilli beans!!

  • Bang....and the dirt is gone

  • press 0 repeadidly for a light show

  • @ 0:29 he is saying "I told you not you put those Mentos into the diet soda until I said so, you idiot!"

  • Thats one way to keep up the rattings on the hajie news durning sweap weeks!

  • Who farted?

  • eh BOOOOM

  • He heard chuck norris died

  • /watch?v=R4-QQAifRDc

  • OK, where's the mop?

  • HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • the guy being interview is like " It happens daily don't worry "

  • "Look mommy, I'm on.."-BOOOOOOOOM!

  • Dinners Ready

  • We will wage the second crusade against the infidels. Christians can kill twice as many as those stupid arabs. Allah is not real- we have but one god: Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and the Father. For this one god we will kill everyone!

    Praise be to Jesus (and to a lesser extent: the holy spirit and the Father).

    Die or accept Jesus!

  • @jjjooommm222 im athiest and over 50% of america is dickwad

  • @crazypat523 well hope you like hell cause thats where you will be for eternity the BIBLE says "He who believes in him shall have everlasting life in heaven" so have fun burning!

  • @Mr2dollarman or it could mean i get a half and half then get sent back you dont know

  • These terrorists think they are killing themselves and going to live in paradise but in reality when they kill themselves they will just rot in the ground.....seriously i mean i dont understand how they are so stupid. They also are paid to do what they do but what good is money when youre dead...I dont understand their logic

  • this shouldn't be funny but i laughed like an asshole

  • lol edgecrusher42483.......

    Now this makes even less sense......why blow ur self up and die that violently

  • Natural selection....bunch of nutjobs. The US needs to kill every Arab. Death to the middle east.

  • all those broken dishes!

  • all those broken dishes!

  • thats good realy superb job nd the only cure of shia's .keep it up nd carry on

  • No people who use religion for their own personal gain are the ones that suck, the message behind religion itself is good

  • God dammit... I told him not to eat pop rocks and coke at the same time!

  • That guy really didn't want to go to work that day. That's what happens when you cancel a mans holiday.

  • i truly sear to god that i lol'd at the start

  • GOD DAMMIT BOB I TOLD YOU TO NOT DIVIDE BY ZERO IN PUBLIC!!!!!!

  • Ok, who typed Google into Google?

  • Ehh BOOOOOMM

  • atleat we saw the BOOM

  • Chuck norris sneezed

  • @idole8 It doesn't neccesarily take religion to have incidents simliar to this.

  • "Hi mum im on.. BOOOM!"

  • Someone tried to divide by zero.

  • eehh boom. haha

  • mission failed

  • love his reaction time it happened then oh i should duck shouldn't i?

  • wats all the fuss abt? it was dawn french in a curry house! she was told not to have the vindaloo!!

  • It was a light bulb,relax!

  • Fuck Hajis

  • i spilled my goddamn slurpee and lost my slim jim you son's o' bitches!!!

  • The Detonator was in his mouth xD

  • euh boom

  • NEVER TRUST A DIRTY MUSLIM/ARAB/HAji BOB!!!

  • @calban17 The one who cant trust others cannot trust himself, therefore in a logical understanding we can agree noone should trust you or your filthy ideologies of racial superiority.

  • PEOPELE WILL RANDOMLY THUMB UP THIS COMMENT, TO BEAT THE CURRENT HIGHEST THUMBER!

    (or I will blow up your computer) >.<

  • @McDeeViouz STFU FAG!

  • The explosion came from inside the cafeteria's kitchen. Apparently, the chef was kneading some thick white gooey mass he thought was dough. Then he poked it with a metal fork to check its consistency... and this is what happened.

  • @YengDriver making FLUBBER

  • Why Muslim terrorists commit suicide.Evidence: No Christmas No television No nude women No sports No pork chops No beer Rags for clothes Towels for hats More than one wife More than one mother in law Can't shave Your wife can't shave You can't wash off the smell of donkey You wipe your arse with your hand You cook over burning camel shit Your wife smells worse than your donkey Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better" No shit Sherlock!..It's not like it could get much f worse!

  • @COSMICBUM Funny as fuck that mate, the best post ive seen in ages

  • pop tarts are ready lmao

  • FUCK- I think I burnt them.

  • @MrHowardsternfan DUDE don't put T-1million in a toaster !

  • I was the initial on scene commander for this bombing... What a giant cluster fuck!!!

    When we made it to the 2nd floor to the cafeteria area there were still chucks of the bomber falling off the ceiling & walls. It was enclosed chaos until we finally got the building evac'd of politicians (asshats). Blackwater was our saving grace that day because the spineless pukes from ASG (Army) wouldn't send out the Mil QRF until we declared the area safe. Thanks BW!!!

    Ahhhhh, the memories............

  • @tactical450 So did anyone die? Well... aside from the dumbass suicide bomber.

  • Just another fine example of how peace this religion really is. just imagine.. you own a store, you have no beef with America, you have to watch what you say and do everyday for fear of death by your goverment, and then war comes, so you do your best to survive and then you make it through the worst part when the Americans come or it is YOUR OWN FUCKED RELIGIOUS FREAKS BLOWING YOU AND OUR FAMILY UP FOR JIHAD AND SOME PIG FUCKER NAMED ALLAH! Well lets count those killed in the name of allie

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT It frightens me that people like you exist in the world. It reminds me of why my America's glory days are behind her.

  • @SpadesNeil Sorry you feel that way,,,now go whine your sob story to someone who gives a fuck about how muslims feel! Better yet go tell you sob story to the 50 or so who just got thier ass blown to fuck i thier own mosque by a 15 teen year old hadji! Don't preach to me BITCH you and your religion ar evil period. You are animals from another time and the only reason you sockmonkies have a voice is because of oil! Otherwise you would still be fucking camels/boys in the sand!

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT *My* religion? Oh no, you misunderstand! I am no Muslim. I am a white American, born and raised in this country. What disturbs me is that people like you have their heads shoved so far up their ass that they don't understand what Islam is, and likewise, people in the Middle East don't understand what Christianity is about.

    It all boils down to education. We have it, just some people choose not to use it in America. In the Middle East, they don't have it. That's how they recruit.

  • @SpadesNeil Oh SHit for brains white liberal its our fault the have not evolved and have education????? You piece of shit how dare you, these fucking monkies have had some of the best minds in the world invent, create, advance, and promote some of the highest thinking known to man and because of a religion are less than mokies begging for food in idia you idiot! READ FUCKING HISTORY LIBERAL they had it by the balls but religion took it all! Doubt me just read muslim history! BItch!

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT I'd say to take your own advice, but you're just one of those people who has absolutely no hope.

    You insult and you spew hatred. That's why this country is screwed. People like you exist. It wouldn't bother me though if people like you didn't have power.

    You're not going to convince anyone with that attitude either. Oh, but I've read history. WORLD history. And we don't have the best schools anymore. That's another part of history. We're lagging well behind the rest of the world.

  • @SpadesNeil Spade I am not out to convence anyone of my hatered for muslims and their false reliogion I am telling you and the whole world right here now of that so you arguements with me are mute! However i can offer advice to thos ewho have not seen this evil first hand a glimense into horror! As far as the rest of the world WTF should America care. we have been baby sitting your asses far to long! America needs to watch out for America and not every 3rd world shithole who has a disaster!

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT So much for education if you're not willing to use it. Oh, and by the way, if you knew history then you'd know what happens to world superpowers--or even smaller nations--who isolate themselves from others. No, no, I won't give spoilers! YOU go read it.

    Clearly you don't know anything about what you're talking about. You're trying to sound smart in an effort to look credible--just like the fools who put that garbage in your head in the first place. Take your own advice and READ.

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT This brings me aaaaall the way back to the Qur'an. It's not the only religion I'm studying either, mind you--but if I were to choose one, it'd be have to be Islam. Why? Well for starters, what the Qur'an ACTUALLY says about their women is pretty positive. What the Qur'an ACTUALLY says about war is nothing but self-defense. It says NOT to convert people. They find their own way to God.

    Neo-Nazis and the KKK manipulate the bible, same way Al Qaeda and the Taliban do for the Qur'an.

  • @SpadesNeil ANd I don't support either of those groups

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT Really, the Taliban and Al Qaeda ruined it for Islam. :\ In the Middle East, without schools, they can't read or write or anything. Life goes nowhere. Unable to read, they -can't- read the Qur'an themselves. Evil men can say whatever the hell they want. (There are Christian groups in America who do this!)

    We -already- gave the Taliban guns to shoot at the "Atheist Communists". You give a man enough weapons and he'll think he's more powerful than he really is. That's what happened.

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT Anyhow, you have the opportunity to reply again--or not. We both know you're not going to listen and neither am I to your nonsense so long as you cannot approach an argument logically.

    Accept the fact that there are extremists in this world. Accept that this crap has happened in history before. Accept that it's GOING to happen again. Most of all, you should accept the truth of the matter. You don't have to like Islam. Realize, however, that they are as "evil" as Christianity.

  • @SpadesNeil I agree 100% with what you just said and you are right I don't have to like muslims! I don't have to like Christians either but they don't seem to be the ones running around declaring jihad on anyone and everyone who disagrees with them either, not only killing their own but anyone! Now back in the day was a different story and if it happened that way again I would probably take issue with that as well.

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT But why am I still arguing with you? I know it's pointless. You'll just keep screaming your head off. I'll keep sighing in dismay, knowing there's nothing I can do to convince you otherwise.

    But if being liberal means I'm willing to actually study up on things, then I guess I'm liberal. Doesn't bother me much. Liberal states advance a hell of a lot more than the hick states. Seriously, where do you live? Somewhere in the south I bet. Or New Hampshire.

  • @SpadesNeil Sweet pea I have no intnetion on converting to hadjlism or any other fucked misguided cult. You stick you thoughts and I hopefully we will meet somewhere WTSHTF and you are looking me in face with that GEE WALLY I didn't think they would do it look! Don't worry I won't shoot you unless you try and steel from me or harm my family, but I would offer you a place to hide and survive from those who you love but will kill you us you 1. convert. 2. pay a tax as a 3rd class citizen 3. or die

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT In 2001 when the Taliban was still in power in Pakistan and Afghanistan for example, only 800,000 children (in a nation of 3.3 million) went to school. None were girls.

    Today, the Taliban is on its last legs in those countries. An organization called Pennies for Peace have built a number of schools. Now 1.8 million children attend school. Many are girls.

    The terrorists lose their recruiting base because now the kids can actually READ the Qur'an--which is AGAINST terrorism.

  • @SpadesNeil Yep you can see everyday how that so called prayer book of yours is working for peace when a 15 year old kid runs into a mosque and kills over 50 of his own religion....shit sorry those who did not agree! This is my mistake, hell your fuckers are the most peaceful bomb makers on the earth...YOU GOT FUCKING IDIOT MUSLIMS ARE EVIL THE RELIGION IS EVIL AND YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT TO THE END! In the meantime keep blowing yourselves up because it makes for a good video and less of you!

  • @MrBRITBRIGHT And if you don't believe me, read chapter 1 of the Qur'an. Just chapter 1 if you don't want to read any more, fine--but I'm studying religion for college and I read chapter 1 of the Qur'an and I was very pleasantly surprised.

    I've since then spoken to American Muslims and visited American Mosques--and I've come to realize how America is going down the same path as Nazi Germany before they started killing Jews. Although if you hate Jews too, I'll just assume you're a racist fuck.

  • @SpadesNeil I have read mine kampf and it read like another mad man in the world known as charles manson a self indulgence maniac because of early rejection! Your impression of America means shit to me, you can run around all day long in you pajamas screaming about the US but in the end it means shit to us. You see its only whe you fuck with us that you get your muslim asses handed to you! Other than that you sock monkies can dance and hate all night!

  • thumbs up for sneezing too hard!

  • That was actually me farting up on the balcony there.

  • it was not a suicide bomb!

  • some moslem is finding satans prick up his ass instead of his prick in his anticipated virgin's

  • Another prick who'll never know there are no virgins waiting for him.

  • this is a big scandal , explosion inside parliament building !

  • @ttopco that was the first thing to cross my mind.. the parliament building is inside what is known as The Green Area which is heavily protected by US soldiers, and has the American embassy within its walls. so why the parliament building and not the embassy? and why during an interview on an Arabic speaking American funded Tv channel?

  • the beginning is flawless.. Eh BANG

  • i dont get or understand this if you guys think tht gay suicide boms are worth like all you muslims think it is then atleast do it when it makes cause when you kill the people tht believe in the same thin you do then you guys make your sel look like dirty donkey crunch butt hole jihadist.....and dont tell me these guys arent muslim because you can clearly see the guy in the begining wearing muslim hat

  • @mimineachille90 excuse me brother if a man wearing muslim hat it does not mean that he is muslim, muslim the who, who respect a life of a human more than kaaba shareef, first you learn quran hadith and fikkan then commeants on islam, i dont know that it whats the hack people like you have no knowledge about islam but commeants on it like a scholar.....

  • @mimineachille90 have you even learn quran? have you even learn about life of muslim's prophet MUHAMMED S.A.A.W.W life? you know about aswa hasna?? if your answer is no then i qustion you thay how you called muslims a terrosist, how you call that suicide bombers a muslim? you know our prophet says that if a innocent human is killed its meant that a whole humanity is killed, now what should i say you????

  • @isdchemist its also says that if you dont belive in allah you will be burned alive, not sure the exact words

  • @mimineachille90 may ALLAH rest his soul in peace.....

  • @mimineachille90 lol @ muslim hat. what is a muslim hat?

  • man this is so messed up...

  • the reason due to which these attacks are started should be condemned.

    The poolish people are try to stop these attack but reason.

    LIke USA, Pakistani Army, Iraqi temporery governmnet, somaliya temporery government etcs...................? I the world is going on third world war. which is too near even..........................­..........?

  • Bet the suicide bomber won't do that again.

  • at 1:00 it sounds like he says bon jovi lol

  • I bet they are arguing over all the dust. They are so used to this shit, that they probably just sat back down and continued the interview

  • why the fuck are you people making fun of this like " BOOM " people probably died in this attack. It is not a laughing matter.

  • did he go underground

  • @dexter6610 no he went into 1,000 pieces

  • uuhh...BOOOOOOOOM

  • uuhh...BOOOOOOOOM

  • Exclusive for Alh 'urr' a

  • "eer" BOOOOOOOOOM

  • Whoa, what a blast!

  • eerBOOOOOOOOOM

    LULZ

  • Bombings become cult!

  • dont say "ehh" over there or sumthing will explode xD

  • you peaple are animal by laughting on it every1 laughting on it i wish that same shit happen to u r your family then i will ask you guys to laught

  • I feel so wrong for it, but just hearing "meh BOOM" is freaking hilarious and it makes me laugh.

  • "eeeh"...BOOOOOOM!! xD

  • Woah, that must hurt while so close to the bomb.

  • "ehh...-"

    BOOOOOOOOM!

  • I know its not good to laugh at this stuff but the beginning...i couldnt help myself :P

  • people will randomly thumbs up this post

  • @jaybw21 wow why would people just thumbs up your comment ......fags

  • @gerudgutierrez you're a fucking fag for calling people fag cum bag.

  • @jaybw21 are you kevin costner?

  • hey who lit their fart

  • all i hear is "ehh BOOM"

    hehe i love the reaction on that guys face at 0:01

  • @shurgur i wish u were instead of him, then i would have loved your face expression....

  • ...loul, they do it to eachother too. Y'see? If we wadn't there, they'd just be doin' it to themselves.

  • Yay 1 less retarded arab to deal with!!

  • There's Jews in Iraq too!

    Be Careful people!!!

    The bomb explosion happen just like the one in Sri lanka and Gaza!

  • @queenstarswinner you know it was a shahid i know it was a shahid we both know it.. stop denieing and blaming the jews ... bla bla bla.. just get a fucking life..

  • @davidds0

    So you are the unresponsible sick Jews lunatic!

    Now get lost and don't bother to talk to me,

    I hate Jews!

    They r prophet killer!

  • @queenstarswinner you really have nothing better to do?

  • @Takaminelover25 I didn't hear anyone make a joke or see anything funny happen? Do you laugh while drowning kittens as well?

  • I wish they diidn't cut it! it looks like the guy was blown in half and that he was wearing a black strap around the rest of his body

  • prophet mohammed raped and fucked dead pigs ass

  • where was this at?

  • these jihad/taliban terrorists think they are so brave by blowing stuff up with road side bombs and suiside bombers! If you were really brave you would attack like men with direct combat not this secondary explosion shit!

  • Did this make anyone else start laughing....

    Errr... BANG!

    ROFL

  • @MeisterHydron moron.

  • WOW!! What was in that bean burrito?

  • ACHMED NOOOOOO!!!!

  • This was at the ICC, my home for 6 months during 05. Crazy stuff!

  • What if Allah tricked you and when you go to your heaven, it's him with a big black dick ready to dominate your ass hole!!

  • i feel very bad for saying this but it feels pretty good when it happends there and not here

  • 0:02 HEADSHOT!

  • 0:02 HEADSHOT!

  • 0:02 HEADSHOT!