He-Man PSA

[capnhands]

I'd let She ra touch me

[LeonardoSpalloni]

PedoBear Disaproves!

[jadedprincess19]

and i said...hey! what's goin on, 

[mistacramer]

Tell your minister?!

[KeiferLirette]

@mistacramer Or Rabbi.

[DREWtubeStreet]

Its Orko, people! Orko!

[black9label]

I want to touch that girl...

[ImJustHeretoLurk]

"Or your minister or rabbi."

It's a good chance they're the one that touched you.

[demon515]

@ImJustHeretoLurk Rabbis don't touch you, Rabbis steal your money.

[shaithis80]

I guess the eighties didn't have it right after all.

[Chias75]

That's no good!

[Kickflips88]

I told my priest... he said shut up and take your pants off....

[shaithis80]

@Kickflips88 LOL!

[Verbeke7]

Goddamn, cartoons from the 80s sucked ass. Thank God for John K...

[KaiserJames]

No, DON'T go to your minister or rabbi!

[TylarPomroyskates]

the last thing i would do is go to a priest..double trouble

[cantfiteveryheart]

Minister or Rabbi, half the time people molesting kids.

[GuessItsJustMe]

fucking psa's, bwahahaha!

[theeater23]

lol, i bet i can tell priest to if i can tell me minister

[whatsgoingon07]

it looks like HE-MAN has been overtouched

[infrafan]

You dress like that, you're asking for it He-Man.

[casablanca4381]

ummm yeah i don't remember this when i was kid.... and he man a half naked body buider is giving this advice

[yanniskusogaki]

OK...wait...YOUR MINISTER???!!

[bl3achR0ckz]

lol....children don't have feelings

[ViolenceSustainsMe]

Its not that easy Orko you fcking idiot!

[TheGlobalMisfit]

Um....mayyyybe ministers aren't the best ones to tell about child abuse. Especially if you're a boy. Yikes!

[KeshiaRambles]

What about your Imam or High Priest(ess)?

[Bettyn0ir]

Child abuse is *not* funny. But this Public Service Announcement is.

[WillfulNegligence]

I love how half naked people are giving us this advice.

[sinsukiller]

where on the doll did he touch you

[HappyAfroamerican]

@sinsukiller Where on Orko did he touch you?

[WKRPinCINN]

why did he say "rabbi" last? is he man antisemitic?

[jtbowman421]

its funny, cuz he-man is one of many homo-erotic cartoon characters... probably made by perverts...

[SethTheViking]

this is at the end of secret of the sword i have it on dvd

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

this coming form two people who were obviously touched. most episodes of law and order s.v.u and love line talk about this kinda abuse causing split personality disorder.

[shakybones007]

Minister or Rabbi they were the ones doing all the touching weren't they?

[Stealthyron]

Everyone he mentioned are the most likely people to touch you lmao!

[everynickistaken1]

he said minister, not priest

[Levinous]

I love how demanding he looks at 0:17.

[Naokishi]

I told someone and lost a good friendship, you honestly think I'm going to tell again?!

[thapoint09]

Sonic Sez all up in this piece.

[briank1ne]

yeah the minister or rabi...lol tell them.

[Jayday12345678910]

I find it ironic that he say to tell a priest that you've been touched.

[Kholim]

@Jayday12345678910 ba dum tss

[sagyig]

I love how He-Man is pointing STRAIGHT at the camera at at 0:16. Like, "YOU BETTER FUCKING TELL SOMEONE IF YOU'VE BEEN MOLESTED!

[muixc]

ಠ_ಠ What?

I can't believe I forgot these cartoon messages existed! lol

[rapingurchurches]

what happens when the person you should tell is the one who did it especially when one of the options is priest or rabbi.

[Davethe3rd]

If someone tries to touch you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S NO GOOD.

[kilkolio]

she ra can touch me ~.~

[casablanca4381]

@kilkolio LOL:)

[cakestalker]

minister or rabbi? wtf lol

[lexychica]

HAHAHAHAHA YOUR MINISTER

[Dean8Link]

ok he-man touched me

[reuben0110]

LOL LOOK AT HIS ARMS AT 00:20

[geist84]

@reuben0110

...and?

[reuben0110]

@geist84 they're little

[P0IS0N]

You only feel it's wrong the first time, hehehe.

[DemonicGemini]

HE MAN SAVE US FROM TSA

[mrkoridai]

No comment.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

OK, I'll buy the advice, but it's kind of a defeated purpose if He-Man is telling it. You know, with all the homoerotic subtext it has now.

[megamarsvin]

@CaptainAshSpearow Are you saying a half naked body builder in weird fetish wear isn't the right person to deliver this message?

[DINDRAGON]

@megamarsvin

Yeah, as if the advice of talking to your priest about it was any better...

[Larfe517exe]

I HAVE THE POWER

[mecagoenboba]

OR, tell ALL of them, at least one of them will believe you, right Orco? I mean, is it possible that no one will believe you? Really, update this PSA with hotlines and websites. But I know this is archived files. Maybe there are PSA's that actually say that. How about, tell your maid? Or the gardener? Well, they may get kicked out, so no. Or, tell God, he will listen to you and answer your prayers. Tell Oprah. Tell P-Star from Electric Company. Tell Fox News. Tell the most popular kid in school.

[MAXimumtheTiMeR]

I find it ironic that this PSA is being given by a man who wears his underwear on the outside.

[funkybutt4]

Someone needs to make a remake of this with him talking about safe sex.

[Leatherbubba]

It just seems wrong that He-Man, and She-Ra know what child molestation is.

[canadianchewie1]

She-ra can touch me all night long

[frozenkiller7]

i reaaly dont want orco if anyone to fight for me

[Jmbrandon9]

1 person got bad touched :(

[RedneckRosso]

ironic he man says tell the minister or Rabbi has been molesting you. I think they'd already know



[hypnodance]

@RedneckRosso I think this was like twenty years before all that started.

[AurelePyroan]

Mhmm, I would like to touch he-man in a bad way...

[kylem1112]

RIGHT ORCO?

[MoNicholasLaird]

If She-ra touched me in a certain way, I wouldn't mind at all.

[jgm22]

DON'T TELL THE MINSTER OR PRIEST!!!!!!

[SUNSHINE21480]

oh how times have changed they would not say tell ur clergymen....

[FuguGoulash]

It sure is creepy how their mouths move while their faces are otherwise static and without any emotion.

[pienipaha]

0:16

He-Man has mini arms !

[Wheeljack35]

They don't show the psa's on the retro network they only show the episodes

[videoguy604]

I'm not so sure seeing the minister would be a good idea...

[TankT9]

And I bet that he will touch She-Ra after camera is off very appropriate ways. :P

[bigpoopie69]

He-Man touched me in my special area...and the Pope said it was OK!!

[wanderingbloodlust12]

Notice how only ministers and rabbis are mentioned, but not priests. Then again, it makes sense.

[coolsomeXD]

what if all those people are touching you inappropriately?

[TammiWayKewl]

Which episode was this taken from?

[mosquitor81]

@TammiWayKewl It was at the end of the She-Ra episode "Horde Prime Takes A Holiday".

[KADG81]

If you'll been touched that way don't be ashames; tell someone you trust: or better yet TELL ME without omiting any detail, heck we can even re-enact that

[looker768]

don't touch me bitches!!!

[SAINTCHEZZ]

OMG!! I've been touch by my hot girlfriend, what should I do?

[PowerfulDragon]

ubermensch wearing an iron cross tells me to talk to a rabbi...  there's something in that.

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

Why were people so paranoid back in the day? A child has a much higher chance of dying in a car crash, a fire, or from drowning than in the hands of a molester. Why aren't parents afraid of that? Now, many parents are so paranoid about "stranger danger" that they don't let their kids play outside, making them fat, lazy and socially inept.

[Bebopvrgn]

As if anyone would want to "touch" orco.

[ObamasDad]

@Bebopvrgn But I did, thats why he aint on the show no more

[BeccaCongrejo]

It's irrelevant. I wouldn't take advice from some muscleman with a page boy haircut and no nipples.

[SAMagic]

@BeccaCongrejo : True, but I frequently take advice from beautiful blonde women wearing short skirts. And carrying swords.

[BeccaCongrejo]

@SAMagic Well, so would I. :D  No reason why I shouldn't. But the whole He-Man pageboy haircut just.... no. I wouldn't even consider dating a guy who wore that. LOL

[rickwyles1]

minister rabbi or parents? those are the poeople most likely to have touched you XD

[Jinsai]

"or your minister or rabbi... just make sure you don't bring it up with your priest."

[an50331]

is kid touching really such a huge problem that they have psa's over it? i think it just makes kids more paranoid and they will develop trust issues and anxiety when they get older.

[lethaldoseofhate]

@an50331

Wrong.

[BeccaCongrejo]

@an50331 This is back in the day when this was not commonly done by people, and it was hushed up even more than it is today.

[SuperMrBentley]

Sonic: Stealing my lines uhhh? DATS NOU GUD!

[DJACOBHD]

Boy !!!! do i wanna touch Sha Ra and her alter-ego !!!

[Kingnothing8585]

but...what if I liked it?

[Wolverienz11]

everyone watch gi joe psa's...there funnier then balls and rate up so everyone can watch something actually funny...!

[sillygrl23]

What if you were touched by He-Man? XD

[ColorzBox]

@sillygrl23

LMAO! XD

[sillygrl23]

what episode was this from?

[Finixx240901]

@sillygrl23 are you fucking retarded? hahahah

[sillygrl23]

@Finixx240901 Geeze, it was just a joke. You don't have to be a stupid kill joy.

[mysterymastermind175]

*Eyes melt from Irony and the GAY*

[Mugzy619]

lulz.

[nightmare7613]

Notice, they didnt say Catholic Priest

[Hirschavitz]

I'm not sure if ur allowed to come homed after being raped by ur rabbi

[redrik009]

Because that's NO GOOD.

[PufferBluntman]

Rabbi? Oh, you mean the dude who've fuckin' CIRCUMCISED me?! Not even fuckin asking me if I want to? Sure, I think he'll be a grateful listener.

[Doomy23]

@PufferBluntman Blame your parents for that. It's ultimately their decision whether or not to circumcise their son.

[PufferBluntman]

@Doomy23 You wanna know how I got these scars? I'll tell you. My father was a Rabin. And a Jew. And one day he got jewisher then usually. So, facing me, he takes the barmizva knife and says WHY SO SERIOUS? comes to me - WHY SO SERIOUS? - he takes my little pipi - LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT PENIS aaaaand.... Why so serious?

[Doomy23]

@PufferBluntman That was incredible. You sir win one free internet.

[SAINTCHEZZ]

@PufferBluntman Fucking jewwwww!!!!!

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@SAINTCHEZZ

derp nazi

[GreentheGunstar]

@PufferBluntman

O_O;...Oh my god...UMP! MMH! *throws up*

[PufferBluntman]

@GreentheGunstar you seem a little nervous. is it the scars?

[GreentheGunstar]

@PufferBluntman

O_O YES it's the scars, you got a frickin' SMILE on your penis. What is there NOT to throw up about in that. XD

[PufferBluntman]

@GreentheGunstar don't talk like you're one of them - you're not! even if you'd like to be. see, to them - you're just a freak. like me!

[arnyjk]

I so want to touch She-Ra in a bad way.

[leanfist]

serious issue, but LOLLLLLL

[PhreakStep]

Lol or your minister wait wut?

[wickedfeylady]

Wow. See that kids, if you get molested, Orko's got your back!

But somehow, that's not very reassuring.

[SnerdWilliams]

Orko wants the doo doo holes all to himself...

[underlinedbluetext]

hahahahahhahahahahaha the 80's and 90's fucking ruled.

[tacotruckohebb]

that is funny

[TheHeroHartmut]

Seems that, for once, Sonic was beaten to the punch. :/

[Frostman9000]

ROFL i would expect he-man to touch people that way

[Casanuda]

What if you an uneducated atheistic orphan with no medical coverage? Who the fuck do I turn to He-Man?

[Totalidiocy]

TELL SOMEONE YOU TRUST.

Generally when someone says "like" afterwards, it means they are listing examples and that it's not limited to that.

[Casanuda]

Trust no one!

[wileyk209zback]

Sonic the Hedgehog also mentioned you could tell a police officer. I'm almost tempted to do a YouTube Poop combining this and the Sonic version!

[Runny452]

My minister is the one that "touched me in that way". Should I still tell him?

[joeltanner]

No I think you should threaten him that you will tell your parents and ask for like five hundred bucks, then tell your parents.

[alexkool69]

You could always tell MAMA LUIGI !

[Mysterwright]

Publicly. Look at Detroit Rock City. One of the characters had a mom who was oppressing him so he grabbed her bullhorn and said he just fucked in a confessional booth. What ever happened to RUN-DMC and Mary Mary-type politics? If the ministers are saying its ok for moms to act like that just so they can butt fuck kids then they are worse and need to be dealt with worse. All for one and one for all!

[XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

Right on!

*He-man starts raping the other chick*

[bombamurphy1]

And knowing is half the battle, oh wait thats G.I Joe

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

Sonic: That's no good D: !

[CaptainTooner]

HAHAHA

I can't believe someone already beat Sonic to the punch.

[Saintnick90]

Anybody want to intersplice this with the Sonic Sez PSA?

[lilpr84]

nice to know He-Man acknowledges the jewish community.

[nintendaholic]

hahahaha!

[insaneclownbrian]

My Ministers been Touching me.......Tell The Rabbi!!!

[xXxCatsnakexXx]

My God...

[GerikBM]

Damn Minister.

[keiko909]

but sometimes it actually your parents OR your minister who touches you. so who the fuck do you tell then? lol

[Soulforge00]

First, you say NO!

Then, you GET OUTTA THERE!

[Andreask93]

tell the Minister...? IT WAS HE, WHO DID THE TOUCHING!!

[billybobpeach]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHa

[Gammerman12]

Coming from the guy wearing underwear.

[ScReAmOXKaY]

XDDD LMAO! OMGWTFBBQ XDD

[Ltbird]

Minister? HA!

[jackelboy]

But what if they are ALL touching you? then who do you tell? thought of that He-man?

[ScReAmOXKaY]

XD LMAO!

[batmanrules16]

Orko's getting violent.

[Elcabronxenmascarado]

the dumb part is that he man mentions ppl that are the moste likely to touch you in an uncumfertable way (in the nuts) so fail

[Theperson45]

Yea !!

[lIlIlIlIlllI]

all the people kids are supposed to be able to confide are probably the ones most to do the touching.

[miket4383]

He-Man: "If you've been touched that way, don't be ashamed. Tell someone you trust like your parents, your doctor, your teacher or councilor, or your MINISTER OR RABBI."

I wonder if "MINISTER OR RABBI" would be included if this psa were made today.

[someguynamedelan]

I'm more amused that the Jewish faith is recognized in Eternia.

[miket4383]

They run Hollywood you know...

And that the Catholic faith is not.