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  • looks like he has those crappy .99 cent plastic teeth you get at halloween in her mouth.

  • So fake

  • Too bad your vampire is minging.

  • what the fuck?

  • This is so fake .

    How can someone still cover themselves with a cape after they died?

    And like seriously? A wooden stick? Vampires can't die from that.

  • such fake teeth =/ ..

  • Seriously?! A wooden stake? A puny wooden stake?! It take a lot more than a puny wooden stake to kill a vampire! Otherwise we'd drop dead more often with a splinter in our finger!

  • Nice nipple slip

  • Good acting. Beautiful women. Vampires. What more could you ask for?

  • Dumbest Vampire death ever!!!

  • you know when times are tough when the most interesting man in the world is doing b rated movies. but i still drink dois xx

  • i don't get what is going on!!!!!!

  • Anthony Hopkins has always been my favorite actor!

  • mmmmmm vampiraaass.... 

  • das ist silly.. hehe this would perhaps been hawt around 1920? :)

  • @takkutakiainen I hope you don't give any worth to the negative comments. I understand the value & fun in this. This is teh internets , all original , real people get thumbed down.

  • OMFG that was the worst shit i have ever seen

  • retarded piece of crap

  • this is one retarded piece of crap

  • 1 the stake was to low and 2 that wasn't his neck that was bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The Queen has nice boobies

  • @ 2:20 did you like bite his ear, because it sure wasn't his neck?

  • u stole a poor OAP from his home and tricked him to thinking u were vampires and makin a wired film how curel

  • the "Vampire Queen" is ugly.

  • 0:54-I want too :(

  • I like how you used the music from Friday the 13th.

  • I just hope you weren't being serious with this.

    Hilarious though xD

  • Some of the worst acting I've ever seen, the music was totally off with the events, the lighting was poor and the quality resolution is equivalent of a cell phone.

  • hahaha

  • Boring and stupid

  • it's time to harvest corn...

  • This is so stupid.

  • why the hell did the fucking vamp queen have to keep touching the girl thats chained up what is she a lesbian or something? Its sorta offencive guys probably think its hot *throws up*

  • @123CullenBella

    *rolls eyes* the idea is that the vamp queen is so comfortable with her sexuality that she could go for girls or boys and still be awesome..............either way though this clip kinda sucks........forget kinda it really sucks

  • lame

  • Lame

  • A definite Oscar-Winner......

  • OK this was truly awful but in an Ed Wood sorta way...the only redeeming moment was when she get's staked & as she rolls over she pulls her cape over her huh? That was so bad it's good..

  • pullshit...very silly

  • What a flaming turd this is.

  • It's two minutes and fifty-four seconds...why is this piece of crap two minutes and fifty-four seconds? They could have saved a bunch of time and just stuck a picture of dog crap up there with some nice dramatic music.

    Also, if you're gonna have a vampire queen...at least use the other chick. Between the two, she was the hot one. By comparison, anyway. Not that she was hot. But the one who played the queen was more of a scullery maid.

  • What the Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is an old man, has been sex fantasy.

    It's not like hes in good health. Now people can stay in good health and shape all their lives but this guy aint one of them.

    What the hell could he actually do against any one not to mention a vampire.

    What, oh it's Jesus right, he had Jesus on his side. Yeah right!

    Stupid!

  • That is one butt ugly vampire queen.

    but i always laugh when the old guy holds up the cross. lol

  • peope have too much time on their hands

  • yes. yes they do. it is kind of creepy. Plus this vid kinda sucks.

  • LOL!

    This is beyond bad.

  • too cool.

  • LLLOOOOLLLL BOOOOOOO

  • lol I like how this was like one of those old silent films. Awesome

  • female vamp wants female blood that sounds you know.....gay

  • the vampires does not have one sexual preference they are commonly bi sexual

  • i think her fangs might full out any time now XxX culd of done better me thinks !

  • The reason it gathered somany numbers is because the title sounds entreeging

  • i think my brain cells just died......

  • @Jalanko13 i wont my 3 minute back LOL

    

  • I'm sorry but you could have done way better. you need to desperatly work on your movie making skills.

  • Where do I get me some of them vampire teeth?

  • it was ok but u should have done better

  • haha, it should be illegal for some ppl to upload vids! :P check out mine! PremoNotion.. its on my page.. i made it last year... tell me if its youtube worthy?

  • vai toma no cu!!

  • i dont get it, this video is suck but succeed attract  over 213,612 viewers???

    what the helll???

  • yeah, I'm just as surprised at how much this is still gaining numbers. I simply don't get it.

  • you would be amazed at what people will watch... but um yeah this was pretty bad...

  • Simple: girl on girl vampire bite.

  • i think its becuase the name is catchy!

  • Or is it?

  • Fail

  • that was the dumbest shit i've ever seen....why the fuck is there a corn field with a chained up bitch....

  • i want that 2:55 of my life back !!! what a waste of time man !!!

  • Lady in white dress is hot ass hell, I'd bite her neck and feel up on her also Vampires don't die getting stabbed in the stomach has to be the "Heart" so fail.

  • so do i, voice LOL

  • There isa no death for her

  • i agree with voice of reason i feel like an idiot for watching this :O

  • I feel dumber for having watched this.

  • I can see her nipples, bad costume!

  • if you can see her nipples I would call it a good costume

  • it's a little corny but nice job though :)

  • uhmm what is that?

  • the lady in the white dress is pure being felt up :O

  • That was cool of your parents to be in the video.

  • wtf that was shit

  • wait a sec edvart, your telling me that this movie is crap and "untrue" because of a make believe story that happened first? Cute....stupid but cute. Though I will agree that there are much better vamp movies out there

  • Actually, here's the real deal. This is a pieced together series of clips from the main film.

  • this video is crap 1:35 thats not possible for a vampire to attack a man whit a holycross i know couse of the vanhelsing theory also vampires are fast and strong this video is shit and needs to be removed.

  • Wait is this Vampires vs Zombies with the Friday the 13th theme, or a home movie thing?

  • uhhhh. okay.....

  • this video sucks!!!

  • i agree

  • You just wasted 2.55 mins of my life :l

  • LOL me too

  • same!!! im pissed!!!

  • lmao this was shitty

  • man this video sucks so bad it could be a vaccum cleaner.....if u want somethin 2 be corny at least make it the good kind of corny.

  • i'm sorry but this video is crap

  • Que escena tan mala y fea, parece hecha por una cooperativa de revolucionarios del presidente Chavez!!!! jajaja

  • What's with the Friday the 13th theme? FAIL!

  • what is this??? idk what it is but it sucks

  • She needs so diet blood.....bitch's fat!!

  • LMAO, the worst vampire ever!!!

  • And The Worst Vampire Story of the Year goes to.......

  • ... ¬¬U

  • hmpf??? lol

  • "hands up.. I have a cross" ? is the old man serious? lol

  • hey que #"$"#%" ponte a jugar tetris no a desperdiciar espacio valioso en youtube

  • and over and over and over. lmao

  • Old due caressing his wooden stake and a vampire with dentures dancing. And the same corny music over and over and over and over.

  • you can't be serious....

  • this made me laff

  • LOLOLOLOLOLO HAHAHAHA OH SHYT

  • LMFAO!

  • her teeth are almost falling out when she tries roar at him and scare him away!! lol!

  • Hahahahahahahaha oh ah hehehe aha ha oh he ha ahhh, and I thought MY jokes were bad.

  • Lol!! Pure cheese, but I laughed. Hmmm, not a b movie, not even a D an F???

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahah..........ha.......haha.­ha.....hahahahahahhahahahahah!­!!

  • omfg...i almost died laughing!!!

  • ah my virgin eyes..was she feeling her up?lmao;p that was a weird vid

  • like a trainwreck, cant look away

  • LMFAO. that was the stupidest thing ever! it made me laugh

  • part of a vampire softcore porn?

  • lol this was pathetic. it's so bad it's not even funny how bad it is...

  • so bad its goooooooood.

  • I just love all of the negative comments while the ticker keeps on ticking past 96,000 hits HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • gay

  • Couldn't have been too gay 'cause you watched it. Ass.

  • it was the most boring piece i' ve ever seen.

    it was rediculous. honestly....

  • this was part of a erotica vampire film. This was edited by someone on set who took his own footage while they were making this movie. The film is actually called VAMPIRE DIARIES.

  • Amateur and BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • was this part of a porno

  • lol

  • that was soo fake and stupid waste of time

  • I love vampire films! Keep at it man! Hot vampires!

    p.s isn't it funny that all these nay-sayers don't have the balls to try anything themselves! Do a better job Lightbringerr and post it for all to see!

  • Okay, the cornfield thing was lame, but the actors were pretty good.

    Heh. The girl looked like she wanted the vampire girl to bite her. I mean, she was practically leaning as close to the girl as she could.

  • meiner meinung nach ziemlich langweilig!

  • mirar esto feo video es como comer mucha mierda!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Great vampire queen.

  • Right....Vampires in a corn stalk field?? WHT the HEck?! She's saying NO old man!

    Hey that girl looks like she wants to be bitten ....Give em some privacy I say

  • I know right. That girl looked like she was enjoying it.

  • dumb ass video

  • lol scheiß die wand an was soll das??

  • Esto es de coña, verdad?

  • k porkeria es esta?????

  • ...

  • wtf is this shit!?

  • fuck the fucj is this shit!

  • It's.....weird....

  • lol not really a vampire

  • this is worst piece of video i ever seen.this is absolute insulting of the great well known vampire movies.i am very much disappointed to see this video.but i appreciate the kind effort of contributing a video of a 'vampire"

  • nice butt

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    lame, lame, lame, lame,- lame, lame, lame, lame - lame, lame, lame, lame, LAME, lame, lame, lame...etc.

  • *sings with*

    lame, lame, lame, lame,- lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame,

    lamelame, lame, lame, lame,- lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lamelame, lame, lame, lame,- lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame,

    =^^=

  • So nice to be appreciated!

  • I'll sing too!!!

    lame, lame, lame, lame,- lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame,

    lamelame, lame, lame, lame,- lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lamelame, lame, lame, lame,- lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame,

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    lamelame, lame, lame, lame,- lame, lame, ,

  • I think we've got a band!!! Now, if we could just sign Dr. Zoidberg...

  • HELL YEA!! >:D *keeps singing

  • I never thought I'd see anything that could make me wax nostalgic for the atrocity that is the "Queen of the Damned" movie, but congradulations Zandycan; you've achieved the impossible!

  • ...=w= meep...

  • "Alright I've got him! Now I just have to bite him then I can go back to my female feast! Wait! I think I will linger here for 13 seconds, and make him think I'm going to bite him, then I will! I hope he doesn't find a way to throw me off while I hesitate. I hope he doesn't lift up his free arm and disarm me, then peg me with a stick! But what are the odds of that happening?"

  • wtf?

    At the beginning i think he´s searching for Aliens because this movie reminds me of this one film...I don´t know

    This video is soooooo bad!!!!

  • This is the real shit.

  • lol? Such crap...

  • She is the vampire queen???? Buhahahahaha

  • wtf? this nigga on crack

  • ok that was crap.

  • what the hell is this

  • So shit:D

  • is this a trailer to a low budget porno? lol it sure seems like it. ROFL :P~

  • lol ...! HehHHAhahAHahA

  • c nul à chier

  • awesome video of vampires movie

  • My kind of female vampire!

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