Nick Swardson's Pretend Time: Baby Not From Booty (Comedy Central)

[YouuStoleMyCookiex3]

Lmao. 0n Maury, it says "Burrito is NOT the father!"

[Wiebe187]

Did a Baby or a Poopie Drop out between your Thighs?, Do it look like a Snickers? or do it got Daddy's Eyes.. Which Hole dropped the Bomb in the Bowl? If it came from your Booty Yo! it's a Doodie Yo!

[Wiebe187]

Thank at you..

[NakedAndLaughing]

LMAO If there was corn it, no one was born in it! Classic...

[blackmii]

Why can't I have a rollin' Toilet? xD

[jrigz311]

it came from behind like rudy!

[bloodysword1000]

looks like my step mom

[billywanker]

Looks a little like ke$ha ....

[TheCrowbarsurgeon]

Looks like just another episode of 16 and pregnant to me.

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

the dancers in this are prettyyy

[Nethr]

@GWENMiSCHiEF Yes, they are quite beautiful!

[TheSkittso]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male 45-54 ( o.O ! ) WTF!

Male 35-44

Male 25-34

[sweetgem30]

thank at you !! LOVE IT!!

[sweetgem30]

Too Short get your sweep on!!! lmfaoooo

[tyler35624]

hahahahahahaha



[GodsmackFTW]

She got a gun

[cheeseeater3000]

if this blows up and becomes famous I'm gonna quit school and buy a gun

[mimi50124]

omg i just got it!! Dijon as in Dijon mustard and dha fancy mustards

[gnarkill515]

TOO SHORT!!

[sarabeth1410]

which hoe droped a bomb in the bowl lol

[rifkijohngm]

Too effin' funny!!! He should do a movie with Monty Python!

[JBlover7777]

xD



[zZSoSiiKZzxD]

And if it blows up and gets famous, I'm gonna... quit school

and........

buy a gun.

[mimi50124]

I LOVE NICK SWARDSON!! I'D TAP DHAT 10x's AND MORE!!

[MrHacker267]

she is hawt... o its a guy

[peytonc18]

i should stop sniffing smartys

[Suicide27Silence]

What did the black guy say? Its so hard to hear.

[CountryGal4lyfe]

i listen to this way too much...it's probably ruining my brain cells...

[LiizziieLushxo]

1:57

That awkward moment when you think Nick Swardson's ass looks fucking hot in girl jeans ._.

[emogirlhateful]

@LiizziieLushxo ikr and im a chick

[oTHPo]

Too Short get yo sweep on...haha xD

[tylerthehippie]

i love this oh i'm 11 true it dont wave back at u

[zafia1994]

"its the fancy mustards yall"

"if there was corn in it, no one was born in it!!"

you know what, ima quit school and buy a gun!

[amberjade11]

This is funny cause that really happened to my friend. She probably doesn't think it's funny though.

[boomboom23]

Thank at you

[Westwardyo]

People who dislike this were mistaken for a dookie....  or came from behind like RUDY!

[TheRIVALMEN]

i know a girl who looks just like nick...she is also a dumb whore lmao

[RomanLewinsky]

I wish MTV would play this.

[oTHPo]

Funniest shit!!! xD

I <3 N.S. 8===D O=

[TheWWEHits]

LMAO

[thekiaserneko]

thats the cleanest bathroom ive seen anywhere that doesnt cost $30 for a salad

[32OrtonEdge32]

I could never figure out that line after "born in it". Now I know!

Also, how does Dijon have access to such wonderful video editing techniques?

[firestarterzz1]

if theres corn in it no one was born in it

[MrBriangall]

A dump come out ur rump

[MrSuperOlive]

I love this!!!

[ItsFurness]

"If there was corn in it, no one was born in it."

[twitchywonka]

werk comfort!!!!!1



[coodoo17]

Do people actually fun this funny?

[mimi50124]

@coodoo17 no.. it HILARIOUS IT HAD ME DYING

[dragonballz1040]

its wierd but funny

[BillKiernan]

wow too short got old

[ns592p]

Shout out to TOO SHORT in the video... that guys my hero (BIATCH) 

[joyride199]

God this is so fucked LOL

[titansisaac8]

hahah Terry from Reno 911!

[zukul555]

if this was on the internet as a real video she would quit school and buy a gun

[rcs5267]

HILARIOUS

[Scrumdiddlyumptions1]

lmfao

[srhbca]

That's really cool of Nick to address such a serious topic as this. Hopefully some fat inner city girl will watch this and start checking her doody. He might just save a life.

[thekiaserneko]

burrito is not the father who noticed that thumbs up if you did

[seldomsceen]

This show is so fucking funny lol

[luvmaphone]

he looks like a girl

[firestarterzz1]

@luvmaphone thats the point

[AnthonyXDGag]

Thumbs up if you realized she quit school already and bought a gun

[babypandasoresagian]

if it was corn in it knw 1 was born it omg

[90danielzz]

1:10 reminds me of Amy Schumer for some reason

[AnthonyXDGag]

Thumbs up if your favorite part is when she/nick says Which hoe dropped a bomb in the bowl

[im1dermike]

@AnthonyXDGag It's "which HOLE dropped a bomb in the bowl"

[SHINOBIPANDA420]

Too Short is a BOSS for this

[impreprex1979]

Nick Swardson is going somewhere. Maybe not in the next year, but I can see him blowing up in the next few.

[christianalovesmark]

Shit.

[1iuno2inoi3oibien]

This is frickin' awesome genius, that fat white chick can rhyme!

[babiebungle]

so glad its up now!!! can't stop watching!!

[mimi50124]

OMFG i can't stop watchin dhis !!

[BossApplesauce42]

i've listened to this probably 20 times in a row, and i haven't stopped laughing yet

[mynameisjt1]

This is the greatest song I have ever heard.

[kaimeha]

Let's get mustarded y'all!

[SuperTheodosia]

There's a smelly in yo' belly

[Dylanian777]

so catchy

[ellodoggie123]

"I'm gonna quit school, and buy a gun"

[dannisorenson]

LOL!!! So freaking funny!!!!

[zZSoSiiKZzxD]

Did a baby or a poopie drop out between you thighs?

Do it look like a snickers or do it got daddies eyes?

LOL

[AddictedToCandyx]

I swear, I'm going to marry him.

[D1RTM3RCH4NT]

Very big improvement from the first season. I like Nick's stand-up mixed with skits.

[badwolfstudios03]

Omg lmao....I think I work with Dijon....

[D1RTM3RCH4NT]

Hahahaha

[deviljinize]

lolmfao



[blueguy09]

OMG LMFAOOOO baby not from booty

[drivepro]

ill bet it was fun coming up with all those rhymes about pooping.

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

this was just weird