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  • and bigfathippo

  • Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan!

    Haha, so good.

  • Good ol' Victor Morph...Junior GMD was also a beast, and we cant forget eminemhugefan44 from mw2 :) 

  • @Maraujo04 Eminemhugfan44 was in the Blops Brolympia stories. Wrong game son :l. But you can't forget pistolpete.

  • @HypedKyohte Oh that's right, I got confused with another one then

  • 6:10 lmfao when u make a Robert Bowling voice hahahaa

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  • best commentaries hands down

  • 0800-515555 call this number for help and suport if uve been raped by xcals shotguns:)

  • 6:11-6:18 yeaaa I know what you mean

  • Not going to lie, that was a nice "man up" clan tag.

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  • Striker has OK range but just the shots you had made the striker look bad. Bummer shotguns NEED MORE range!

  • @NOMOREUNDEAD Nah you just have to know how to use them.

  • Was I the only one shouting "PLAY WITH BUBBA!!!"?

  • I'm in love with the video thumbnails especially the specialist thumbnail :)

  • 3:40 lol. If those two merged.

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  • While playing mw3 i always ask myself "If this was an xcal commentary, where would he do?" and i've been playing better.

  • @BabyCheekans Usually just watching Xcal's videos is more entertaining than playing Mw3.

  • lmfao who remember Victor Morph?

  • TEJB IS ONLINE !!!!!!!!

  • Skyrim Let's Play?

  • what happened to Spoon?

  • @TheMikeIHD He took a fork to the knee

  • You guys remember Qullic.... yeah good times

  • This game is retarded, and so am I.

    Ha, beat you to it youtubers.

  • So what was that about the panic knife being fixed?

  • victor morph, quiliq, eminemhugefan44, joon gmd, junior gmd. beast squad :)

  • @hamzac21 if only that could be my GB team

  • @hamzac21 Quiliq?

  • @hamzac21 what about pistolpete?

  • @cmac038 haha of course

  • lol, Hebrew you've got nothing to complain about, you passed xcal on the fricking scoreboard :p

  • Lol, do you guys remember EminemHugeFan44? Good really old times

  • that was an insane lunge

    

  • XxXMLGxPandaXxX Best gamertag ever lol.

  • Jason Statham is the perfect name for that class lol. 

  • I've just noticed- xcal hasn't bitched about getting +40s much.

  • @gingermagicman ur o so right lol

  • that franklin guy made me ragequit a few days ago

  • xcal is so mean :(

  • @ArmTheHomeles5 why u say that?

  • You guys remeber Victor Morph? Good old times :)

  • @MCSkarat how could we forgot? hahaha

  • @MCSkarat Do you remember Quiliq? Yeah. GOML

  • @MCSkarat i miss eminemHUGEfan

  • @MCSkarat and eminemhugefan.. that was the peak of black ops right there

  • @MCSkarat link with video?

  • hahaha before it was said, i was thinking lisa needs braces ---- DENTAL PLAN.

  • Hebrew = Darth Vader.

  • I <3 Hebrew

  • wheres part 11?

  • @TheRealMrMelbourne watch ep 12 and read the description

  • @jimmythejimjam14 k thanks didnt see that

  • @TheRealMrMelbourne xcal removed it because hebrew said some nasty shtuff

  • i love ya

  • Xcal, was going to be an average player, but then he took an arrow to the knee

  • @Primeey0 If you ads while using the striker, don't do it. The kick when adsing is pretty big. Hipfire the thing and you will get a lot less recoil. Buyt if you find hipfire to have too much recoil, Well i don't know, it's really controllable for me (just goes straight up)

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  • nice

    

  • 5:47 lolol

  • Xcal i lost my pencil

    It was my favourite pencil with black and yellow stripes

    I had it for 2 weeks

    I don't know if it was sharpened though :(

  • @justifiedchaoz what?

  • @justifiedchaoz i dont get it

  • did thunder like this video because of the 2 thunder's on xcals team??

  • It doesn't look so obvious but the lag comp is screwing you over big time.

  • XCal gets knifed more in one game of MW3 then I have in my whole time playing BF3 ^_^

  • @Tool0GT92 no shit man.

  • I've noticed this game will turn even the most collected and reserved people insane. Seananners and the buddha are a few examples.

  • franklin the retarded turtle LMAO XD

  • xcal y u no use extended mags on striker?

  • all weps 30 lvl ;D

  • modern codfare fucking cods i hate fish

  • @0salinski0 u r not funny.

  • 1:37 banjo and kazooie getting jiggy with it

  • They watch the simpsons!

  • i faved because of bubbas impressions. MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMmbubba­

  • Xcal's thoughts on PM-9?

  • Who else thinks that Xcal is one of the only REAL commentators on YT...

    YT commentators have changed a lot... Except Xcal imo.

  • i was in a game where someones gamertag was exact to XCAL'S except it had a i , i wasn't sure it was him until i saw the guy camping , i knew it wasn't him

  • @00JUMBOO cool story bro

  • @Desiqn9 You may have just signed the death warrant for your subscription

  • @Desiqn9 BAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA

  • it was better with spoon....

  • 8:09 Tejb is online 

  • Bruce show us ur face

  • @BrainForce95 check his twitter.

  • Here's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmbubba

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  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBUBA

  • type bubba into urban dictionary... 2nd reference.... PMSLLLLLLLL

  • @fabolous86 just done it pmsl gay beast

  • 394

  • @cjal95 Bubba happened

  • what was going on at 1:37? 

  • @Mack8889 bubba beret signed online

  • @Mack8889 constipation

  • @Mack8889 Bubba logged on xboxlive -.-

  • @Jaydeeos No, go back to 1:37 and listen to the sounds.

  • @Mack8889 bubba logged in -.-

  • Jason Stathom = Adam Jensen = Batman = Xcal

  • lisa need braces

    DENTAL PLAN lool

  • 5:00 he hit you with an smg through a tin wall and killed you in 1 shot, i call hacks on dat

  • is it just me or is a clan really good if they against me and really bad when with me? or am i just terrible (i think im just terrible)

  • @ArTiiCL4NDM1N3 ye ik what you mean, really annoying lol

  • Xcalizorz and Ons1augh7 are the kings of live commentaries!

  • @TheDPGizzy you forget Misterfantasmo =) But xcal definitely number 1

  • Leave Lamp post alone lmfao

  • One of his classes at 0:57 is called Cunt Stuffer xD

  • @dakotahjopek He has that class name on every cod game...

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  • Cool

  • Xcal a.k.a thee3nd is awesome!!!!!!!!!

  • LiSa NeEdS bRaCeS.. DENTAL PLAANN.. LiSa NeEdS bRaCeS.. DENTAL PLAANN.. LiSa NeEdS bRaCeS.. DENTAL PLAANN.. LiSa NeEdS bRaCeS.. DENTAL PLAANN.. LiSa NeEdS bRaCeS.. DENTAL PLAANN..

  • @Jpbuckers simpsons?

  • xCal makes almost half a million dollars per year off YouTube :O

  • @IlEpicLemonlI He's puttin' alot of effort in to these. By the way i have no idea how you got those numbers.

  • @IlEpicLemonlI i dont think so, a lot yes, but not that much. 100-200k i reckon.

  • @RNCOLSON Some guy called UTubeMonaaayStats does videos about how much all the commentators earn, and because xCal puts out so much content and gets a lot of views per video, he makes a shit-ton. His figure was around $487,000 a year.

  • @IlEpicLemonlI That's fucking bullshit.

  • @IlEpicLemonlI Biggest load of bollox I've heard all day.....

  • @MriBazz Yes I know, I was jokingly trolling the guy that asked where he was because xCal says he will block people who ask where Sp00n is

  • oo

  • 5 days without scal D:

  • the new youtube making me miss alot of xcal video's.

    :'(

  • No arrow to the knee comment? I guess they took an arrow to the knee :p

  • @ownerscape where did this joke come from?

  • @MrHum4 search on youtube. its from skyrim

  • 402 - We've fixed panic knifing and reduced the lunge. What they actually did 4:05

  • @64dark2K He corrected himself about that statement, saying he didnt know what panic-knifing was. Nevertheless, the idiots at IW did it again! derpdederp

  • worst clan ever on your team! :D

  • Man Up, thats a clever clan tag

  • get Bubba into the live comm session

  • I haven't heard xcal rage in a while.

  • gangster hebrew shud shange his clantag to B4J$ bcus thats means poo in sweden

  • I wanted to make a gay joke, butt fuck it...

  • 6:10 so fucking funny

    

  • i always pre like and fave xcal vids

  • @13MrPerfect13 i always pee when i poop

  • nao thats hot

  • Yeah the 4x multiplier is worthless when applied to someone with Dead Silence, they really need to just make Sitrep Pro and Dead Silence cancel each other out.

  • does that specialist bonus thing give you all the proficiencies? thanks:)

  • @migsuFIN yes

  • @migsuFIN not all theirs some you dont get but yes you get all :)

  • @migsuFIN all profeciencis and perks in the game except damage, attatchments and overkill (unless you already have them as your normal setup)

  • @SuperRJProduction k thanks! :)

  • Gangster Hebrew first place?, LIES!

  • u should play with themarkofj or fearcrads

  • 1:37 is THE scariest fucking thing I've heard in my life, hahahaha

  • I swear I don't laugh at anyone else's videos nearly as much as I do xcal's. Always entertaining and fun to watch regardless of the game.

  • i get it! Man Up!

  • I think the great part about Xcal's videos is the plethora of new pejorative terms I learn to call scrubs, like "piss-chugger" and "shit eater McGee"

  • @Tremonti208 Not to mention saying "cool story brah", "all powerful" and "delicious ammo/health/etc juice"

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  • cheese

  • u can survive trap with ballistic vests

  • What exactly is clipping? Is it the same thing as head glitching?

  • @1994davemustaine one and the same

  • Heb Gangsta just passed blametruth as my fav xcal partner all-time ;D

  • support comment.

  • xcalizorz does the best fourzerotwo impression.

  • Dual commentary with tejbz? :)

  • 3:13

    I used to watch that show when I was a kid. :D

  • Hey xcal is there a M.O.A.B emblem if there is how many of them do you need for it? I got my first moab tonight at dome using specialist strike package with a P90 and now I dont want to prestige until that challenge is done. thanks for taking the time to read this btw.

  • @chaosmark101 no, u get nothing

  • @chaosmark101 Nothing, because sledgehammer thinks that it will encourage boosting if you got a reward for them

  • @Brendan9895 thanks for letting me know brendan.

  • Striker foregrip? Why no extedo mags?

  • @GunnarsXbox Probably got the gameplay before he figured that out

  • @GunnarsXbox this was before he had figured that out :> he said in like 1-2 vids back "ohh the mp7 is pretty good" which could indicate that this video is from like the first week or something :P