Birds That Can Curse

[breenboyz]

10 peopled smelled pussy

[cryingintheend16]

o my god thats so funny

[LNERMallard]

"God damn you, fucking ape! Stupid bird!" I liked that one alot!

[rabie4x4]

"WTF happened to the turkey?"

[WinterMate81186]

# 2 would end up in the roaster...lol

[DevilMalice]

"Wheres my money bitch" FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[30279547]

wheres my money bitch 0:50

[mypunksnotdead]

I think #9 finally came to the conclusion that he is, in fact, a bird.

[30279547]

suck my beak

[30279547]

no no no 10 people got killed



[antonio121355]

number one is arnold schwarzenegger's bird XD

[ICHIGOlovesBOTDF]

i want a bird just so i can teach it to curse

[TheTrashcan1992]

10 people got cursed at by these parrots

[BernardoMora25]

Lmfao!

[legendrynoobhunter]

guys i think the zoo bit is funniest

[ulfenstyle]

"i smell pussy" he means he can smell a pussey cat .. not what u actually are thinking..

[LlamaBeetyPictures57]

0:50 looks like the birds been watching some Breaking Bad

[lioshenka]

Suck my beak? WTF lol

[ApostleTriad]

... Sluts...

[WeskerPWNAGE]

lmao i used to have a African gray who spoke like this but he's gone now *Sniff* i'm starting to miss that lil bastard

[filmflipful]

"Where's my money, bitch?"

[sonofZekie]

omg haha thats craZy

[TypicalFilipinas]

Press number 8 for I smell pussy. haha hilarious!!

[awsomegirl260]

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[GriffinGames77]

Ok never-mind I know what Twatz is now...

[GriffinGames77]

Did that one bird say Twatz?!?! What does that mean?

[jackbuttplus]

1:34 Fuck You Too Guys! :D

[nathanight5]

What the bird say at #5

[katon95]

@nathanight5 suck my dick.

[captaingreek]

translation for #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[P4rrotBoy94]

@captaingreek "Turn that off boy" then "oh for fucks sake"

[dizzymeatball]

wtf

[artardscatman]

0:55 is the best!

[MrHectorzb]

i was crying hahaha lol no its only a cama

[laynethebomber]

U stole people's videos

[ddirtydave]

only three or four werte the birds,,,,,,,

[timewasteland]

1:22 HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[DragonFighter1133]

# 9 is funny hahaha

# 4 is fuuny to lol ( o for F**k sake) O AND # 3 is a wow weee hahaha

[ZoeWoe6105]

i just peed my pants no one has made me lagh like that LMFAO

[RAWrules100]

#5 is the best

[KFDekker]

no.7 is the most funny

"wanker wee wee wee"

[Slapperfish]

OMG, #9 had me in stitches! XD

[Latestpandora]

I wish I had any of these birds :DDDDDDD that would be badass

[ulfenstyle]

Wanker! say WEE WEE WEEE WEEEEOOOOO!

[SuperMarinM]

Man: Bad bird, shut up

Bird: Fuck you

Man: Fuck you!

THAT HAS ME LMFAO!@!@@!@

[dimepiecet33]

OMG that is fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brenhampsten]

SUCK MY DEEEEK

[GruelingAverage22]

omg ahahah

[tribefunk1]

Hahahahahaha

[Misserableme]

Bird: fuck you

Man: Fuck you!

[EmperorVagak]

You would wonder how they learned those words.

Guys getting mad at parrots.

[CEObre]

suck my dick XD lol no. 5 is funny

[Doublekk27]

if those birds were mine id slap some barbeque sauce on them then feed them to the homeless guy that lives on my block

[Z0MGMaTT]

Lol :D

[tfloy88]

wow

[wampow89]

Fake

[Ragnaldo17]

This is the best thing i have seen in my life

[ephemeralprotagonist]

Number 4 is like an avian Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It.

[jhutc101]

have you noticed that everybird here is an african grey

[IrkenInvaderTAZ]

@jhutc101 Not 9 and 5

[DropDead656]

5.

[alphamale303]

#2 is the best. *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* " I smell pussy. " lmao.

[blazejames47]

They sound just like people!

[Liuhuayue]

Wonder where they learned that...

[dclawyou]

auhaaaahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahu­hauauahuahhuahuah lmfaaoo!!!!! so fucking hilarious holy shit! i pissed my pants and im crying so hard :DDDDD

[snacks123]

like the end of the video when the guy tells the bird fuck you back. LOL.

[snacks123]

this has got me in tears cracking up

[lovetodrinkink]

one of them even says "STUPID BIRD"

[lovetodrinkink]

awwwwww that is so cute

[MrSlayer235]

epic bird win 0:54

[vuur150]

Wanker *rruururuwuruuru* wanker wanker wanker

[AcTV628352]

One M0:00re time

[TheLILNIgga12]

55-57

[Parrudzson]

WUSUP!! ROFL

[420sumthing]

1:30 got me dieing!

[iluvujeremy]

I wanna bird like dat lol... Das prolly gonna b meh reincarnated as a bird lol

[AmiWhiteWolf]

sniff sniff i smell pussy lol i can't get that out of my head

[SketchyGamerMan]

Cursing birds are the funniest things in the world.

[daFattylover]

@KOD11KOD Cool story bro.

[TheStitch1000]

lawl press 1 for title glitch press 2 for "you little bitch." press 3 for "twatt." press 4 for "wanker" HAHAHA press 5 for "suck my beak/dick!!!" press 6 for scottish accent "oh for fucks sake" press 7 for "shithead, fucker, you goddamn fuckin bird mother fuckin..." etc etc. press 8 for *sniff sniff sniff* "i smell pussy!" press 9 for *tst tst tst, fuck you (over)" press 0 for restart. yay.

[UZPAndTheistegg]

@TheStitch1000

Quit Trying To Get Thumbs Up

[WDGeorgio]

Did the zoo bird @ 0:57 say "Suck my beak?" or???? LMAO!

[iTzzWiNNa]

Because 3 is really the bird

[SvenCoopMaster]

ROFLMAO!!! #3 was my favorite XD

[ColorsOfTears]

Wanker! Wanker! xD Pfft. Pure epicness.

[maxthekangaroo]

What the FAACK!!!!

[EastCoastPeace3]

suck mY DIIIICK

LOL

[davidalloy94]

can't.......breathe......

[DimiOtaku]

5 was so the best XD "poly want a cracker 8D?" "SUCK MY DICK >=("

[mlgxjoey]

omg number 2 was so fucking funny LMFAO

[westcoastlife07]

# 3 was the best!! My bird says happy Halloween and calls my dogs name

[Ragnaldo17]

hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Hempflakes]

at 0:33 love how calm and clearly the bird just states....twat...

[selfdestruct54321]

#3 was fake

[TheBlackLionHeart]

So cute when birds curse xD

[OxxOMNOMNOMxxO]

Omg... YESSS

[kileymae1802]

iv never heard a bird with an accent lol thats awesome

[NormalIsGreat]

#3 .. LOOOL .. turned to be a gangster ^_^

[dayah17]

00:51 wheres my money bitch? HAHAHA

[niabcm19]

I wish my mom didn't give away my cockatoo ;'(

[NFLization]

0:26 he's like: "Is that my wife fucking that dude?"

[ThebL4cK0uT]

Numbers 9, 5 and 1 are Best!!!

[diablohunter08]

omg thats halarious

[demonatlarge]

5.

lady: polly want a cracker

polly;suck my diick

[MsGuitarheroaddict]

I doubt the birds even know what the words their saying means! Lolz at the 2nd bird "What the Fphuk!"

[LoMejorDeTheBest]

What is #7 saying?

[RJdude2010]

LOFL this video needs this weeks top stop

[IamADotaFan]

If you guys like this your all crazy! teaching poor birds to talk with foul mouth that sickens me i guess people really like being bad influences to there pets huh?

[MrOparia]

@IamADotaFan stfu and enjoy the fun >.>

[pingpong423]

@IamADotaFan 1. pull the stick out of your ass and enjoy the swearing birds like the rest of us. 2. all of those birds are intelligent and probably picked up the words without being taught.

[HeninBerlin]

I feel bad for the one on the board...obviously his owner was an asshole.

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[david1991rules4life]

OMFG BAAAHAHAHAHAHAH XD "You lil'... FUCK" *rocks head* was ssooOOO00ooo funny! xD

[bigfootunleashed2]

i like how the fat women open there mouth when the parot says suck my dick (rate this comment

[Ryfasol]

@bigfootunleashed2 I rated it.

Down.

[Nutcase201]

You can know teach birds to swear by playing call of duty!

[calumtheawesome]

@Nutcase201 black ops...? wtf are you talking about

[alania421]

1:20 LOLOL!

[HikariHime29]

"*sniff sniff* I smell pussy." Hahahahaahhaahahahhaahahahaha

[SnotBall81]

Haha lulz

[krunkedin]

Poor birds don't have any idea what they're saying lol. Soooo funny but kinda sad hahaha!

[TheDonnybowman]

even the bird has an accent :P

[xxCrazyboy19xx]

suck my dick!

[VanillaBear815]

haha number 3 reincarnation of napoleon dynamite

[badasspr0ductions]

YOU BITCH!

[bigz1289]

snif snif i smell pussy . i laughed my ass off

[KaraLubsU]

Haha I love how at the end the guy responds to him lol!!

[ReiArthur17]

im watching them over and over and i cant stop laughin XD!!!!!!

[diamonddust211]

Now now, i know we're all angry at someone... and that's probably you.

[Ryfasol]

"GOD DAMN YOU! ...  Stupid bird."

I cried laughing. That is literally the funniest shit I have EVER seen.

[ifilikehashilikespam]

my favourite is the Scottish one :P didnt know a bird could pick up a scottish accent. i pissed my self so bad

[RandomRept1le]

9 is the best one lol wa da fuuh?

[rangedat]

@RandomRept1le Haha yeah i like it's head movements when it said it.

[hillbillyfishin]

DUDE this is awesome my bird got me grounded so i cant make a video of it

[ernesdee2o916]

HA, the last one was fucking funny too. The owner says " bad bird, now shut up" the birds says "fuck you" GOD DAMN FUCK! I would be dyin if bird was talk back to me.

[ernesdee2o916]

:53, the 5th one was the best ''suck my dick'' I bet the zoo keeper thought him that.

[shadoehaze]

I think a lot of these people are cursing at their birds because they're fuckin' idiots and can't control their tantrums. Then , the birds repeat them. Like the bird that said "stupid bird". Why would you tell an animal that unless you were a fucktard.

[INVIZUBLE]

ok now i think people are just disliking videos for fun

[pwowned]

"say WEWEWEWEWEEEEEE"beeep

HA:D

[VixenNyuu]

I like how a lot of them are the same bird.

<3

[Ryfasol]

@VixenNyuu African Grays are the best at swearing, they have the biggest vocab for whatever reason.

[crazycc18]

at # 1 I lost it! :D

[TheChunkyKong]

I want a Bird so it can curse!! XD!!

[xxLilJXxX]

youuuu bitch haha #10

[tormentor309]

to be honest, i love number 10 already!!!

[zomsta]

does polly want a cracker. suck my dick. trolololololol

[sicilychan]

love #7

[Darkwood5555]

I love how when the parrot says "fuck you", the guy says "fuck you" right back to him, like they're having a conversation.

[Cowwinsauce]

i wish i could talk like that : (

[NPH646820NPI]

10-you BITCH 9-WTF 8-twatt 7-wanker 6-where´s my money bitch 5-suck my dick 4-oh,for fucks sake 3-Whatsup, shitafucker, fucker, god damn you you fucking bird, stupid bird 2-sniff sniff, I smell pussy 1-fuck you LOL.

[stargoboom1986]

#9 cracks me up xDDDD

ROFL

[yekimyarg]

Take shit out on a parrot with words, it will give you shit back for the rest of its life. Haha. It doesn't even know how funny it is.

[JoeySymphony]

Did anyone else think that #5 said "Sacrebleu"?

[Makoi44]

Man: Bad boy shut up

Bird: Fuck you

Man: Fuck you

[CiviliTary]

What is number 7 saying???

[1010rayray1]

@CiviliTary Wanker! lol

[alan73096]

.. number 7 they had to have got the bird high

[tjkscarface]

sounds like shrek at 1:02

[divinegod102]

"Weee weeee weee weeeee weeeeeeeee w0000000000000000!!!!"

[bloodiestspitz]

Lol pause it at 0:01 it says HUMPSA...

[sulutkin]

I loved number 2 whe it was sniffing and saying " I smell pussy" :D  I hope this bird belongs to a man who have dates in his own home and then this awful bird will show his cards.

[reptile1000]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN!

[wajalama]

"You bitch!....Yooou bitch!...You're a little bitch!" XD

[ZacherCracker1]

this is the funniest shit ever!!!

[areforeverfan]

wanker

[sizzle991]

Lol number 5 suck my dick lolol

[IIVeGGiEII]

number 9 is so fucking funny. Why are birds so damn amazing

[SinnFein4ever]

XD

Oh mannn...

I laughed so hard, that I started crying.

[segmentationfault]

Bad boy, shutup.

FUCK YOU.

Fuck YOU!