A Case of Spring Fever

[EvilCheese555]

I realized this wasn't the mst3k one when I didn't hear the little song when the springs were spinning away. Good day.

[TheRealThreeP]

Rip. Tear. Expose. Horrify friends.

[JangoFett07]

He parted his hair with a bandsaw...

[AndyGeoDude]

NOOO SPRINGZZZ

[sweetnessledda]

"It's pratically impossible to name a single thing in which some sort of spring isn't essential" Paper? Pencils? Clothes? Shoes? Plates? Utensils? Soap? Medicine? Some rope and duct tape to tie this guy up with?

[snowenorr]

Today I spent 8:17 seconds in Hell.

I will now warn the world.

[TheLackofattack]

No springs? I don't care. There's still butter and meatloaf!!!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I WANNA PLAY BUT I CAN'T!

[Leatherbubba]

The country is still suffering from the time I said "No stable economy".

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

@Leatherbubba The economy clearly has NOOO SPRIIINGS!!!

[seiya1337]

This man is high as shit.

[redteamdarkspear]

Nooo springs!  *trollface*

[fuzzydude64]

This is awesome. I love stuff like this, the Twilight Zone, etc. That Coilie is just there to MOCK him at every single point he tries to use something that needs springs in it! XD

[Tomservo3Alt]

RIP. TAIR. EXPOSE. HORRIFY FRIENDS.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Sufficient springs! Fwee fwoo."

[watda74]

YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!!

Sorry, DAK. Can't watch this mind-numbing film w/o quoting the MST3K crew. X-D

[DLAbaoaqu]

Try it eight more times! Maybe it'll work!

[scotchrks]

"We ARE friends, aren't we Coily?"

[ty7690]

he is marketing that car

[ty7690]

he sounds like is marketing that car

[TicklePunch]

"No springs? I don't care! There's still butter and meatloaf!"

[SnakeyZedd]

"Merry Christmas you wonderful couch!"

[bsartist]

"So Coily waited all eternity for this moment and backs down almost instantly?"

[NamratsTheStarman]

NOOOOOOOOOO SPRINGS!

Bweep-bwoop~

[66richardson]

5:47

MORE GREY ASSES!

[r06u3AP]

Nice sprocket hole buzz at 8:16!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Can't decide between short sleeves and long? Split the difference!"

[butcherboy2008]

This was a training video for GM mechanics to explain the function of the spring in updated 1950s technology for new Chevrolet vehicles. It was supposed to keep the attention of a GM mechanic by being..ahem..entertaining.

[HCShannon]

This film came out in 1940!

[TheStapleGunKid]

Was making this video really necessary? I mean what's the point? Was there an anti-spring movement back in the 1950's dedicated to abolishing all springs?

I never realized springs were in enough danger to require a video showing their effectiveness.

[iscream22]

Im a member of the pro spring movement S.T.O.P. (springs taking over planet) and its our job to make propaganda like this. We created Coily in area 51 to spread fear to spring haters worldwide.

[TheStapleGunKid]

Oh, so that explains the legendary spring wars of the 1960's that I learned about in history class.

[Kinemacolour]

Does anyone know why this was made?

[d00mfan89]

0:21 I WANNA PLAY, BUT I CAN'T!!

[katsujinken10]

Come back springs... come back.. springs, springs?! Oh.. it was just a dream. Thank goodness I live in a world of automobiles, telephones & handguns - all thanks to springs.

[TheStapleGunKid]

the worst part would be stuck in the world with Coily constantly nagging you, but having no guns to kill him, or at the very least off yourself.

[couchfort]

"I'll show Coily! I'll digitize everything!"

[Enigma758]

I could see other videos of this genre such as:

A Day Without Air

Life without DNA

or

No Solid Objects Today

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

NO SPRINGS!

Oh, and no redemption by the way!

[easytalkcafe]

Welcome to divet hills!

[GrimReaper19]

Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?

[Rottenriguez]

yes!!

Mst3k rocked for this

Spring lovin' bastard!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"I still don't have to fix the couch, so eat me."

[AllenbysEyes]

This short is hilarious due to MST3K, but it's pretty darn funny on its own. Whoever thought up Coiley is a crazy genius!

"I own your ass, fatboy - get back here!"

[zartok35]

NO SPRINGS

[Superphilipp]

Just to be sure ... they already WERE kidding, right?

[Paperbackwriter1966]

I knew when I saw the wife keeping the hubby from going golfing, there'd be trouble.

[dollyisblue]

SPRING@!

[TuxKamen]

"Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place"

[kdjamethyst]

MST3k ripped this up nicely

[AARST]

That was so bad. I love ancient things.

[neice1]

i wish i never see another .... uhhh i dont want to jinx it to risky lol

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Noooo springs!"

[psyclone7]

"Oh, and no redemption by the way!"

[kurtcovana94]

i lol'd