George Lopez fast food

[YOUREONTHESPOT]

Funny....You're On The Spot

[crisbearsfan]

Why u no say SODA STUPID!! lmfao!! xD

[antoniavlzqz7]

LMAO, I LOVE HIM!

[Dreadlord67]

I always liked his The Lopez Show, but never enjoyed his standup....this made me chuckle, though.

[mkeyagi]

My itinerary today : Equals three -> Saw Gabriel -> Subscribed and watched his vids -> now i'm here!

[xgrimmx69]

He's always going to be one of the best regardless what anyone say's he is a legend!

[Lokiss2]

Love it...viva los latinos :) besitos de Brasil

[elninodotcom]

He's not really mexican…he's a fuckin shame---- Louis Ck is more mexican than this dude---he's just making advantage of being brown

[erege09]

@elninodotcom so whats the problem the things that he say still funny

[deusamigos]

@elninodotcom just stop. please?

[spyda2002]

@elninodotcom

google tall poppy syndrome

[zeniyi]

George is the FUNNIEST guy alive

[snakeboyguam10]

Thumbs up if you heard this joke in "George drives the batmobile"?

[charliesaidok]

gabriel iglesias is by far so much better

[alucardcrazyfan]

@charliesaidok is sent that the truth

[joshua74614]

best dude ever

[676767mets]

he's the best 

[syko52]

I used to love watching George Lopez. He used to make me laugh and laugh. Now days though, I can't hear him tell jokes anymore... what, with Obama's nutz in his mouth like that all the time.

[talkischeapornot]

@syko52 republican ..i take it....lol

[syko52]

@talkischeapornot I find it funny how in today's world, if you say anything a liberal doesn't like, they instantly label you as a conservative or a republican. If you say anything a conservative doesn't like, they instantly label you as a liberal or a democrat. It's fkn pathetic & comes from the weak-minded. What individual politicians exhibit in their voting record toward actual issues is what matters. If you ignorantly insisted on labeling me, I guess I'd be an independent constitutionalist.

[HanSoloisNumba1]

cokea, pepsi, eprite and mr.peep lmfaoan

[swissyodelman]

somehow george lopez looks strangely familiar to the dog whisperer...

[solf08]

Lopez!

[cbone519]

lol esprite

[mug06]

I don't care what anyone says...HE IS FUNNY TO ME! 

[dwright728]

esprite

[1ofmeNlotsofU]

george is one of those comedians that i watch when i have a bad day and i been having a bad weekend and he's making it better.

[hcesar82]

orchata XD orchata is good though

[guatemala946]

Man I live in Vancity over here in Canada, Lopez did a show like 2/3 mnths ago, dont think it was recorded though, real funny stuff!

[mombulu1]

george is a dirdy spik

[gundam50001]

Respond to this video... this guy is fucking dumb all his jokes sound the same die already you fuckface.!!!

[NatureGirl866]

@gundam50001 yah and while hes dying you may shut the fuck up

[818SFValley1]

@gundam50001 one question. How many times have you been on tv?

[HanSoloisNumba1]

@gundam50001 you go die already motherfuckin fuckface

[S1ckAssFoo]

I seen this show on the show george lopez lol nice vid......lol why didn't u say esoda estuped lol

[Lila2059]

LOL

[21abeabe]

Watch the Vid Abdul Abdul handshake

[wizzlovaa]

FOUNTAIN DRINK

[Clemsontiger38]

Lol

[CZRXCZR]

647 people work at Jack in the Box

[wingo0pandas]

i didnt ask to be mexican

i just got lucky

[CaaroLovemuzziC]

"¿quiere algo cabrón?" hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[impeatus]

Thumbs up if you saw the video after Gabriel Iglesias gave the hooker an autograph xD

[kimoes911]

@impeatus lol ... hell yeah i did that too :P

[Mallsackerzz]

@impeatus omg thts what happened

[estebancasanova]

@impeatus lol i just saw that. thats where i came from there.

[2642599]

u want shhee lol no papa la fritas lol one min plea...he needs to say stupid crazy to make it complete LOL

[BigfootEp]

@FuisionGuy55: Na u stupid

[ixlovexyouxtexamo]

essspritteee <3

[jesus23249]

you want sham shin you want a yumbo yak you want papa frita

[Selsiiey]

Hahahahahah!

[733t13]

Translation for those who may need it.

"Ramon, this dude told me 'fountain drink'. What is that? This fucking cocksucker in the window told me 'fountain drink'."

"Muy chingon" means "very badass". And he's using it sarcastically.

[Fusionguy55]

George lopez vs Gabriel igesias.......................­...hmm George Lopez would win in a comedy showdown :D

[KraZYGuy914]

this isnt as funny as gabriel iglesias

[AliIKarimi]

Im not Latino, im Arab. But I love George Lopez.

[gaaraizallmine]

Person:what kind of fountain drinks do you have?

George:O_O...QUE QUE?

Person:fountain drinks! what kind of fountain drinks do you have!

George:One minit plee....Ramon! este vato me ta deciendo fountain drink,que es eso!?Este pinche mamon en la ventana me est deciendo que fountain drink muy chingon.Que es soda?ES SODA!? ES SODA!?miralo cabron...WHY YOU NO SAY SODA ESTUPID  xD

[thePINKbutterfly180]

I wanna know who works here fucker!

[sHuFfLeZ1192]

GABRIEL IGLESIAS IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS FOO!!! THIS FOO I WEAK!!



[svdide]

hahahahahah :) cheers me up every time i watch this!

[WolfBerry319]

He used to be funny, but if you wanna watch a funny Latino look up Gabriel Iglesias

[mrppv83]

George Lopez is FUCKING HILARIOUS, i always laugh when he makes jokes

[cacapoopoo2327]

there should be a picture of George Lopez next to lame in the dictionary. He's a total vomit.

[SirEMC26]

@cacapoopoo2327 there should be a pic of you next to the word dumbass in the dictionary

[4x4muding]

He was at one point in his life extremely funny but now he is dry:(

[hemilius1]

i don't wanna know who works therehahaaa

[elsuperbalu]

You wan' sumchin?

[KelseyBeePink]

"da peksi" LOL

[taylersrico4]

all yall stop haten i love george lopez

[TerranofHH]

That joke was also used in the show once too...

[TheLastPigeonG]

Ojos de Taquazin

[amberh97]

watch?v=ze-jwCKiEWU

[zomglilwalley]

thumbs up for gabriel Iglesies!

[wyecee]

Every Latino comedian I bet dwells on racial politics like D.L. Hughley and Chris Rock. They don't top Bernie Mac.

[mis101able]

was this meant to be funny and cant he speak Spanish

[ruslan39771]

im laugh from his eyes when his talking

[BePinkaful]

I didn't even laugh

[MAGIcDoNuT1]

@BePinkaful then get da fuck out

[chamblizi]

this was in his tv show lol

[TheNatalieess]

I Luv George Lopez..... But He Aint Funny..... Only on his show <3

[xx99strrxx]

He's a terrible comedian

[knollwood21]

why is this supposed to be funny? literally EVERY Hispanic person I know has made those jokes before.

[CHAVITALOKZ96]

LMFAO!!!!!

[priscillalopez2000]

This is so freakin funn i literally woke everyone up and fell of the chair plus i twisted my ankle from laughing and falling! ITS MOSTLY FUNNY IF UR MEXICAN OR SPEAK SPANIHS PORQUE ESTA COSA ESTA BIEN CHISTE! IDK HOW U SPELL IT I'M HURT L0L

[iluvnj1996]

Gabriel Iglesias is better than this shit lol

[MegaWicked1]

@iluvnj1996 hell ya plus he dont make fun of his on race nd he aint no wanna be cholo like g lo i fucken hate how in his show he trys to lean back like hes a veterano or sum shit that foo is a fuckin lame dat i beat he wont get no love from the raza hes what you call a WHITE WASHED MEXICAN THAT TRIES TO ACT LIKE HES HOOD OR SUM SHIT saying chale this and watcha that wtf lame ass leva im just speaking the truth he even acts racist towards the mexican race serio

[awesomeness5647]

i seriously dont understand how this is funny and the guys eyes just creep me out!!

[83luvme]

crack killz

[pandaumk3]

628 people no entienden Espanol

[punkymimi411]

@pandaumk3 645...lol

[wingo0pandas]

@pandaumk3 pinche gringos

[mrdascratch]

@pandaumk3 segun eso, o sino son probablemente ignorantes.

[bandancatash]

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[saosaosaoy]

622 people blah blah blah

[MrSparkiestPelon]

622 people were trying to get some food on a mexican restaurant

[hillaryhottie]

This Is an episode of the George Lopez show the one where George had to drive benny around when he said can I have fountain drinks that was gina's line on the show but it was still funny

[darkridr25]

I only wish burger places served horchata -- that stuff kicks ass!

[TheAlexSkullfacesMan]

@TheBarcelona210 its about both

[RileyZoid]

I love his wig!



[bontic21]

I notice its mostly white people on here who make racist comments,and you wonder why white people is hated threw out the world.

[Lugo428]

@bontic21 Forget about them, they can kiss my Latino ass, then bend over and kiss your ass.

[TruckingDodge]

@bontic21 That's a racist comment.

[MrRonnikki]

Fken GeLO is too damn funny...hey peeps check this one out

type in "livingspace hot rnb signer" in blk hat...dude is stupid

[RedPortiaOne]

we saw this guy at caesars windsor the other night. He was freakin hilarious. it doesn't get better in comedy then george lopez this guy is so funny I highly recommend you go see him live.

[Dank951]

That late night show "Lopez Tonight" ruined his career as a comedian. I'm sorry but the show was a mistake and George is no longer funny...It's all about Gabriel Iglesias now! That guy is a role model for the hispanic community!

[RINGHOG12]

yeah, fluffy's WAY batter

[joanna9383]

welcun to yack in the box.. yu wan a yumbo yack?? jajaja. a cabron.

[theburntarcade]

remember to turn the fucking sound down after!!

[MrZVQR]

@theburntarcade thank you very much :D

[theburntarcade]

@MrZVQR it is quite alright (*c*)

[justinbieberfan748]

dude this suks

[CLIFFxMUSTAINE]

@TheBarcelona210 he aint got shhhhhit on G-LO . he shouldve stayed in ALL THAT

[djverdugo7]

Pedo face...... Too much Burritos! lol

[ilovenykel]

Lol

[gematriagrim666]

Oh my god this faggot has said one funny thing his whole life

[phatfish78]

Possible the least audio volume ever, also possible the least funny comedian ever...

[frijolero791]

El George Lopez es un payaso. ¿Que no?

[elchavo3737]

Theres no other comedian like george lopez no one can step up to hes toes.....

[cutecindy101]

u r so super funny

[lazyeyez23]

Mexican-AMERICAN and if you dont like it Fuck You!

[RedPortiaOne]

@lazyeyez23 right back at you you stinkin mexican bigot. go suck yourself

[camba100x100]

Fountain drink = Soda, xD

[MrAndyZzZz]

hes only funy when hes on the show and just one wuestion.....when will they make a new epsode.......never

[xpinkraindropsify]

he all corney gabriel iglesias is way better

[yesenia5995]

why is he taking like that he is Mexican to

[KVonnegut]

If this idiot didn't have racial jokes to rely on he'd be doing open mics at shitholes in North Hollywood. What a hack.

[MYAMERICANPSYCHO]

This ugly fat spec prick dumped his wife who has given him her kidney. George Lopez is an incredibly ungrateful selfish and unfunny Spec Prick. I hope he eats all of the fast food he can get his hands on and have a heart attack.

[thecrazyfroge]

whoaaaa whoa never COMPARE ANYONE TO GEORGE KIDDD HES OLDER AND HES INSPERTATION CAUSE HE INSPIRED GABRIEL TO DO HIS COMEDY NO ONES ON HIS LEVEL

[fpinon5150]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz, same old jokes.



[wHisperis001]

@odorstain1 If i don't do anything does it count as a suicide?

[AkumaCrow]

George is funny and his eyes are bugging me out.

"What kind of fountain drinks do you have?" "one minute plz" "esoda?! Why you no say soda stupid"? Lmao

[elspiclatino]

haha no papa le fritas thanks....lol

[ir10031981]

happy birthday George !

[uberstash007]

he is the man!!!

[Skybreak31]

omg i love G. Lopez! so funny

[seratobct]

this dude sucks

[john17972]

I wish he would do bullfighting instead.

[bvockie]

mexicans suck....please take this spic idiot off US television

[pucatan]

@bvockie did your wife cheat on you with the gardener? ohh that's right, nobody likes you.

[spionr10]

not a wonder that they make a show of him

[cgreatestarsenal]

George Lopez Is Without A Doubt One Of The Most Funniest Human-Beings Known To Man. I Only Say That Because He Came From The Ghetto And He Achieved Success In Life And Normally People Who Came From The Hood Like Rappers Or Producers Are Scarred For Life From Their Experience. But Somehow George Gets Up Everyday And Has A Sense Of Humor About It. Well Done George Lopez God Bless. +

[Hippiehater1683]

Dude his fucking eyes creep me out.

[roge715]

@Hippiehater1683  dude i am sure u r white

[MAGIcDoNuT1]

@Hippiehater1683 hes fucking tho man !!

pinche mamones pendehos :p

[4272mana]

Welcome to Yack in the bocks!! JJaa Lopez is King,HBO speciasl,DVD's,got his own comedy show and a Late night show,straight pimp cashing in

[Jwowwgurl69]

@jeffagain1

Uh id like to see your white ass say that to me!

Pinche puto cabron hijo de tu chingadizima madre! Eres un pedazo de mierda de vaca!! Púdrete!!

[BrushfireTV]

Visionary.

[LAxLakersx24]

george aint funny no more, he was only funny when his hair was all super beaner, now its just depressing

[1234Gabster]

Wait no sorry lol

[jdmsparks]

Fuck u wordbullyorg

[elwerouno1]

WITHOUT A DOUBT THE NEW KING OF LATE NIGHT LOPEZ-TONIGHT#1..!!!!!! G-LOPEZ#1...ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

[MultiMickchick]

ewwwwwwwwwww i hate this stupid wet bag trying to be funny well he isnt he is annoying

[sk8terchick233]

@MultiMickchick  Your A Little Trailer Trash Bitch So Stfu Before I Beat Your White Bitch ass self

[sk8terchick233]

@jeffagain1 Ay Fucker Why You Gotta Hate On Mexicans Bitch If You Didn't Have Us Your Garden Would Be Ugly Ass Fuck Watch Thee Movie One Day Without A Mexican Aha I'd Like To See Your Lazy white Ass Self Work

[tailwheelflier]

I went to see George at the capital of Mexico, Houston, I sat and listened to him talk shit about white people for 2 hours. The most racist person I've ever heard of. Talked about pissing in white peoples lettice, I only wish Americans knew how this racist piece of shit, who's cashed in on the American dream, really feels about us, Americans

[funnybunny19991]

FOUNTAIN DRINK! haha that was my favorite part!

[foodsstillwarm]

Fuck you

[snoopypie4]

Hahah I LOVE GEORGE LOPEZ he is sooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyy!!!!

[jeffagain1]

ahahaha wow mexicans are so full of themselves ahahaha there would be no house to live in they say w/o them.. mexicans are lazy bitches instead of fighting their government they flee to other country so "UNPATRIOTIC" i thought that the worlds richest man was a mexican i thought mexicans were proud of that, looks like the money of the country was given to 1 man,, :D looks like mexicans doesn't love their country because they risk their lives to dog,, guns and electric wires.

[linkinpark312981]

@jeffagain1 Bitch I suggest u fukin say that to a mexicans face u pussy bet u wont feel the same anymore fuckin asswipe

[MrProudiam]

HEY LITTLE BOY YOU MUST BE LIKE 12 OR SOMETHING. YOU MUST BE GETTING YOUR INFORMATION FROM THE CRAP YOU WATCH ON T.V OR THE SCHOOL PLAYGROUND. DONT DISRESPECT A RACE WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE. YOU OBSERVE ONLY THE BAD THINGS JUST LIKE OTHER RACES ARE OBSERVED FOR WHAT THEY ARE PROFILED TO BE. IM MEXICAN AND I LOVE WHO IAM. NOT BECAUSE OF MY RACE BECUASE SUPPOSIBLEY IM TO PROUD AND LAZY... BUT BECUASE AT THIS VERY MOMENT I GOT OFF OF WORK. I GRADUATED FROM HIGHSCHOOL, I

[MrProudiam]

FINISHED COLLEGE AND I WORK FOR WITH A WONDERFUL MEDICAL STAFF MAKING MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER MAKE IN A BAD ECONOMY. AND TO MAKE THINGS BETTER IM CURRENTLY ENROLLED AGAIN IN COLLEGE. LISTEN, I GOT ON HERE TO RELAX FROM A HARD DAY. THINGS THAT YOU CANT AND ARENT TRAINED TO HANDLE. SO INSTEAD OF DISSING AND CALLING PEOPLE NAMES HOW ABOUT BEING GLAD IM APART OF THE SYSTEM HELPING WITH PATIENTS AND KEEPING FOCUSED TO HELP THOSE AROUND ME. EVEN IF I HAD TO TEND TO SOMEONE YOU CARED ABOUT, I WOULDNT

BE RACIST. PLEASE BE HUMAN AND FEEL SOME SHAME THAT THIS MEXICAN GETS MORE DIGITS ON HER PAYCHECK THAN YOURS DOES. BECUASE I WENT TO SCHOOL. WOW YEAH I GUESS I REALLY AM LAZY AND SO FULL OF MYSELF.