In 1942, navigator Suzumiya Haruhi led three ships, the Pina, the Ninta, and the Asahina, on a voyage to find a faster route to Mars. After several minutes and almost losing her crew to starvation, she arrived at a body of land, where the friendly natives (bowling balls) offered her gifts of shampoo and chocolate chips. Haruhi saw this as an insult, and immediately commanded her troops to open fire on the confused natives.
That body of land now belongs to Haruhi. Unfortunately, today's historians refuse to acknowledge it, and instead put all their interest in restoring the endangered bowling ball specie
you stole this name from my son and his band. i guess if you cant be the best why not steal it
cococafe10 2 months ago
One of my favorite cartoons to read. Way better than Doonesbury.
divisioneight 6 months ago
LIBERALS question the government??
Guantanamo is still open - meaning torture is still being done.
Warrantless wiretapping is still ongoing.
Iraq and Afgahanistan are still ongoing.
The Patriot Act is still law.
Nobody in our CRIMINAL financial system is being prosecuted.
Money is still being given to our CRIMINAL financial system.
Liberals only complain about the government when a Republican is the president, and "Conservatives" only bitch about it when a Democrat is president.
Both suck!
fuzzywzhe 10 months ago
@fuzzywzhe Liberals don't necessarily all support Obama, but I completely agree that both parties suck.
Dezzreck 1 month ago
the maker of this cartoon should charge people to watch it.
why should it be free?
lester5192 1 year ago
thumbs up if you got here because of captpan6!
Deblano 1 year ago
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Stirner123 1 year ago
In 1942, navigator Suzumiya Haruhi led three ships, the Pina, the Ninta, and the Asahina, on a voyage to find a faster route to Mars. After several minutes and almost losing her crew to starvation, she arrived at a body of land, where the friendly natives (bowling balls) offered her gifts of shampoo and chocolate chips. Haruhi saw this as an insult, and immediately commanded her troops to open fire on the confused natives.
deathstyleinc 2 years ago 5
That body of land now belongs to Haruhi. Unfortunately, today's historians refuse to acknowledge it, and instead put all their interest in restoring the endangered bowling ball specie
deathstyleinc 2 years ago
@deathstyleinc its such a moving history isn't it?....
TheShazbah 1 year ago
This video is great *Totally expects Obviousman to fly through my window and shout 'DUH!'*
theguycalledchris 2 years ago
DUHH!!!!!
bunnygalxoxo 2 years ago
i couldn't find this on non sequitur's website, where it was originally. im sure glad i found it here!
austrianviking 2 years ago
I do too.
ZoomProductions24 3 years ago
i REALLY like the song at the end for some reason...
fuzzydude64 3 years ago 10
me 2 o.0 DUHH!! xD
bunnygalxoxo 2 years ago
DUH
willdbps 3 years ago
OBVIOUS MAN!
nelandquinten 3 years ago
OBVIOUS MAN!!
SeedofCreed 3 years ago
DUH
OmgSuiseiseki 3 years ago 3
Can we have a Non Sequitur video with Danae? I would love to see her animated!
signcrash 3 years ago
i love you
shakmooll 4 years ago
lol that was awesome and im the 735 viewer
ridits 4 years ago
congratulations, you want a cookie?
oberhofedavi 3 years ago
I am the 254th view!
plasticbarf 4 years ago