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  • God leaves us these little bastards instead of badass t-rexs? Wtf

  • Everytime I see one of these in my house I squish the living shit out of it D:

  • Hehe @lexstayunite

  • Why? Tell me Why I have a dick?

  • what a disappointing creature to have survived 300 million years... it couldnt have been a t-rex or some shit?

  • What did you say? I was looking at the cute cockroaches.

  • @TheShadowman60 Cute cockroaches? people were right americans are dumb fucks let me tell u what u ignorant piece of shit these fuckers can give u diseases and shit u could end up in hospital.

  • @DawnOfDestructiion Well, fuck you, so i am an "ignorant piece of shit" because i have a different opinion? Wow, wow, i knew that 99.9 percent of the world wouldn't agree with me, but i didn't expect you to REEEEAAAAGE this hard, just cause of a different opinion. And what's this shit about you saying "Herp Derp polepe werrre wright americans are du- OH MY FUCKING CAVITY FILLED TEETH, IT'S AULL DOSE CRUMPETS"?

  • (Continued) I could've been Russian, British (Which, judging by your comment, I'm REALLY happy I'm not British.) New Zealand(ish?) French (French people eat ESCARGO F.Y.I., and do you see people calling French people dumb?) Martian or Fuckiziodian. And you automatically assume, I'm American? ONE person having a different opinion, makes a WHOLE GREAT NATION DUMB?!

    Man, i knew British people were dumb, assuming i was American (Which i am, and I'm not afraid to admit it)

    Anyway, Umadbro?

  • @TheShadowman60 Dude u do realise i dont give a shit? i didint even reply to ur first comment but anyways thanks for ur time bye.

  • @DawnOfDestructiion Okay, get out of my life, if you're so willing to do so.

  • the females are usually bigger. i go after them more than the males because i don't want them popping out more little cockroaches.

  • I was totally looking at his face when i see this blue bar below it, "Want to know why we have pubic hair? Check out this video:" Uhhhh.....

  • I found a Solution " Play a Justin Bieber song they will leave your house before the song is over it works "

  • if a cockarouch was pink i would love them

  • these things are getting bigger and dangerous! seriously, today i found one that as big as a shoe, and another as big as a shoe and could fly...if we don't solve the problem, then we are going to face the same roaches as in fallout

  • @DarkheroNateX Yeah right... Big as a shoe... The biggest one I seen is just only about the size of a big white erasers.

  • @itzvincentx3 dam....could it....fly?

  • @DarkheroNateX Hell yeah... Last time I saw one climbing on the wall, it suddenly fly to me and scared the shit out of me but finally I killed it...

  • I hate it when they fly :S

  • ORKIN SAVE ME!!!!!

  • i don't like these bastards for what they look like it's because of what they do... sometimes your 1-3 seconds away to a good night sleep then the'll fly into ur arms and now your awake for the next three hours

  • It's called get a fucking TON of house centipedes and let them loose in your house.

  • "Want to know why we have pubic hair?"

    DO I!

  • awww..so cute!!!!

  • @wondermega4ever U MONSTAR!!!

  • The razed a school right across the street, and a business two blocks away it was a bakery, when they did that you could watch the roaches with their suitcases and grandchildren crossing the street to get to houses. They are ruthless. Bayer products for fleas kills the roaches, bedbugs, and fleas, it is good lasts for 4 months after you spray.

  • 0:35 lol look at the cockroach that cant get up xD

  • I hate these little bastards. I found one in my garage just now, my cat was freaking out, and I found it hiding behind a flat tire... Well, I grabbed a plastic bag, and I used to get that little fuck! I filled the bag with Listerine. That little fucker had it rough.

  • one time I squash one of those motherfuckers and he still kept runnig and scape >:@

  • I hate the fact these bitches never die.

  • I'll tell you why you have roaches.......because your a filthy mess. roaches don"t invade they are invited by human trash. try cleaning your house.

  • i hate the slow big fat when u squish it juices come out cockroach

  • godcreated these guys to gross us out and laugh at how we react, hes probably dying laughing right now

  • I have videos of cockroaches too, except I kill them.

  • man i'm happy they don't live in my country

  • they are like my pets in my kitchen :d

  • can snake venom be detoxified by these enzymes? if so, can't we extract the enzymes?

  • Commercial flashback ~ Orkinman!

  • 69 who disliked this video were cockroaches

  • Why pizza, why?

  • ask jesus as your savior!

  • @bass109 ARE YOU CHRISTIAN

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  • how did i go from watching cod black ops vids to this lol wtf?

  • I barely see cockroaches in my House, Lucky me!!

  • i suddently want to clean my room

    

  • My scolopendras love them :)

  • Stop putting a camera in their ugly faces and just squash 'em!

  • My god, they are so fucking ugly.

  • go in and freeze your house and freeze'm all and thaw your house out in a week i wonder if they'll be dead

  • You can nuke one and it will survive O.O

  • Wow she has massive tits. KCD? Does that stand for Kukamungas cream delicious?

  • when i was in japan i went to school for 2 years and there was a room fullll of cockrach i screamed like a girl and told teacher WHY ARE THEY ALL IN THERE!?!? and teacher said oh they live there its called the cockraoch room and it really said that on the top lol i squiashed it 

  • I don't really hate cockroaches, but I certainly wouldn't tolerate sharing my home with them! DEATH TO COCKROACHES! I use Phantom SC, Gentrol IGR and Advion roach gel and I SLAY roaches!

  • does diatomatious soil work to kill them off,,and if is it harmful to pets?

  • Step on them = gg'ed cockroach.

  • ha! i put out some glue-ey pesticide out in knapkins and now my ouse is coc-free :DDD

  • im gettin the chills!

  • mudafuck dats alot of species of roach 4000 ras-clad...boy i had my time wit dese mudAfuckas dem n da rats

  • Is it strange that watching these animals reminds me of the United States of America, and New York State in particular ?

    Does it scare you that I say this ?

    Do you feel threatened ?

  • If those people cleaned up (German cockroaches) they wouldn't have them lol did u see those plates? Ha ^_^

  • i hated them so much...

  • cocarachas cockroaches made in usa.

  • @paponsalta

    dumbass, german cockroaches are a big problem here. learn to listen before being yourself online. and thats not a knock on germans. they didnt create the vermin, or the other species of roach worldwide. wow, you should have made your name inept or something to that affect?!

  • ok now im hungry

  • that was pretty interesting. thank you

  • Inject HIV into a cockaroach, if it survives, take out the DNA of its offspring and somehow manipulate it so it's viable with humans. profit!

  • f'n genius, but no dude, YOU should do it, then YOU get the profit.

  • chee hee that's the way!!!

  • ya bet your ass it is.

  • @youlosez u might be on to something...

  • Good luck with that lol

  • @youlosez HIV cannot survive in a non human body temperature environment.

  • @youlosez idk if that will work because our DNA is different from cockroaches. maybe if you inject humans with a nontoxic enzyme that gets rid of HIV it might work

  • @youlosez You're one smart guy.

  • @youlosez real talk!

  • @youlosez We already know the answer to this.HIV does not survive or reproduce in insects.It seems to be dependent on warmblooded animals with complex biological systems.

  • now im hungry

  • ohhh creepy 666 ratings......

  • lol not anymore

  • wonder why they don't study how they could use that ensime to help heal humans or build up our resilience to diseases and environmental poisons.

  • eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • fuck I hate them

  • @maulcs me2

  • @maulcs I hate them, too!!!!

  • i can't believe i cried a little at 1:52 when it was on full screen... FML

  • you forgot t mention the part where it says "This Is Not A Check"

  • I GOT THE MOST FAVORITES ON YOUTUBE

  • I once tried to drown a cockroach that I had caught. It was wraped in some of toilet paper that I placed in the toilet, it floated on the water traped in the toilet paper then sank to the bottom. the cockroach wasnt moving or anything. I thought it was dead after a few minutes then it started kicking its legs and eventually made it out of the toilet paper and swam to the surface and crawled out of the friggin toilet! It must have been submerged for almost 5 minutes but it still escaped death!

  • I FUCKING HATE COCKROACHES! KILL EM ALL!

    lol :P

  • I like to think their created in god's image.

  • I think i saw nancy pelosi running on the wall there.

  • lol! I thought that was her!

  • fuck it, kill them all.

  • Whats the pupose of the cock roach? To piss people off who dont't clean

    up after themselves. WOW this guy

    really studies the cockroach.

  • They have no significant value to us but they are an Important part of the food chain.

  • Which is significant

  • dat is just so disgustinggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggg

  • omg i hate roaches im like terrified of it i have a phobia for them im sure.

  • who still has roaches? thats like soooo 80s

  • roaches aren't extinct dumbass. theyre not some 80s fashion.

  • GET THE RAID!!!

  • gross

  • we should give them their own country so we dont have to worry about them in ours lol thats all they want some land and some food :)

  • nasty..hate even the sight of them.

  • Mr. Orkin cockroaches and the USA Army are related?

  • Yes they can survive the radiation from a nuclear weapon, but the impact of the explosion iteself can easily kill the cockroach. They aren't immune to heat for example.

  • Combat Slow Kill.

    Use enough pods and it works forever.

  • dang cockroaches are pretty interesting.

    ... but they're still gross...

  • wack a roach anyone? :D

  • pif paf !

  • 300,000,000 years??? This guy is a fuck tard!!!! Where in hell do people get these numbers.

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  • Get an education moron.

  • Evidence of cockroaches predate the dinosaurs. As I like to say, they are indigenous - they were here when we got here, they'll be here when we are gone. Oh, and thank God for this kindness: only 6 species of cockroaches can stand being near humans. That means about 294 species leave us alone. Cockroaches don't like us any more than we like them. But...if you want to guard against cockroaches: get a cat. Cats play with and then kill cockroaches.

  • lol, how can you prove evolution didnt happen? You must be retarded.

  • @proconstitutioner I truly feel sorry for you, that even though youtube underlines all misspelled words in red, you still managed to spell EVOLUTION wrong 2 out of 3 times.

  • @ProConstitutioner It seems like you don't really understand what evolution is.

  • You think just because I don't believe in the religion of evilution, that I don't know how it works?? Truly pathetic way of thinking. I know damn well how it works. The difference between me, and you is that I research BOTH sides, and I accept the reality of truth. You guys are all lemmings running off a cliff.

  • @ProConstitutioner well, for one, you can't spell EVOLUTION correctly.

  • Obviously you aren't intelligent enough to understand why I spelled it that way. EVIL-ution....get it??

  • @ProConstitutioner Do you think the sun revolves around the earth as well?

  • Based on OBSERVATIONAL proof we can conclude the sun doesn't revolve around the earth, but where's your time machine that proves exactly how old the universe is??

  • @ProConstitutioner It's called geographic isolation in the Galapagos islands. How would you go about saying how old the universe is? Did it say so in a thousand year old text translated hundreds of times?

  • The definition of science is something you can observe, demonstrate, and experiment with. Evolution fits NONE of those descriptions, therefore evolution is NOT science. Life coming from non-living materials has never been observed, demonstrated, or experimented with.......it's impossible. Yet you say long ago, and far away something we don't see today happened back then.....too bad you can't prove your religion actually happened. I have plenty of proof saying the universe is NOT so old.

  • @ProConstitutioner... Evolution does NOT mean non-living materials forming life. Therefore i am right. You really do not know what evolution is.

  • it is A science emphesis on A

  • @ProConstitutioner actually that is false.

    life has been proven to come from non-living materials. Dr. Ignacio Ochoa Pacheco did just that with sand, heat and a hermtically sealed container. This was done in 2000 or 2001 i believe.

    Anyhow, nice try. Your ignorance is amazing!

  • That is simply bullshit. First of all, even if the earth is billions of years old, how would you know what the conditions where. Second of all, you're full of shit. I'm sure as hell you can't back up your claims. Hypothetically even if this is true, it still wouldn't prove evolution happened. Your theory is full of flaws.

  • @ProConstitutioner I simply can't believe you refuse to accept evolution as a fact. You talk about backing up claims and giving proof. You have done none of these, you just simply ignore the obvious and revert to what was taught to you by others. Oh, and news flash. NO religion can be proven. And the majority of them were probably though up by some ancient philosophers who didn't want to admit they didn't know the answer to a question.

  • @ProConstitutioner hey fucktard. check it outyourself.

    ANY human who thinks they know it all and when presented with information that can change their perspective adn still think they know it all are as DUMB AS SHIT

  • You can't even name a resource. You make something up, and then you tell me to check it out. Typical of any evolutionist with no proof to back up their claims, and I'm the fuck tard?? LMAO. Next time don't use lies to back up your claims, because that's all evolutionist do.

  • Wow!!! you even look like a monkey, maybe evolution did happen, because you're walking proof you stupid black girl who looks like evolution gone wrong. Just to let you know, evolution promotes racism, and that not all races of man are equal in value, with that logic maybe you should go back to being a slave if your just a lower speci

  • @ProConstitutioner hey fagggot. i'm not black!  hahahah. try that one again.

    and how is the constitution hanging on? BY A THREAD! hahahahah.

    piece of shit socialist!

  • Your not black?? Wow, I feel sorry for you, because it's like a white guy who looks black. What are you Michael Jacksons kid? You don't even know how to criticize someone. A socialist is the opposite of a Pro-Constitutioner. You make no sense, yet another typical symptom of a evolutionist. You should become a living model in a museum of how evolution looks millions of years ago you ugly, disgusting monkey looking hermaphrodite.

  • @ProConstitutioner LIKE A ROACH, YOU WENT AND TOOK THE BAIT>

    AND GOT SQUASHED.

    for you!  8===========>

  • Listen monkey face, you've presented NO evidence to back up your claims. All you've done is make something up, and then told me to "look into it for myself". You had no resource, or proof.

    I'm done talking to a monkey/human hybrid.

  • @ProConstitutioner

    listen here BOY! how can you be a constitutionalist (law of the land and equality for all) and be so racist?

    because it's you who is the hypocrite.

    because it's you who is the failure and fails to use logic.

    because it's you. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

    keep crying baby. keep crying. keep crying baby. keep crying. keep crying baby. keep crying. keep crying baby. keep crying. keep crying baby. keep crying.

  • Monkey lips, I'm sick, and tired of looking at your ugly ass picture every time you send me a comment. Your face offends me in every way, and I'm sick of looking at it. Please stop commenting me. Take your black ass out of here stupid poop throwing monkey.

  • You sir have shit for brains. A small example. I burn my hand on a stove.....I then learn dont touch hot stoves anymore. I walk in bare feet and my feet get callouses. Its called adaptation humans have it and so do animals. There's much more proof you're just sticking to your religion you learned from birth. From some closed minded people who also learned it from birth whos parents learned it from birth. It was all started by man and you believe every word of it to be truth.

  • @ProConstitutioner stfu punkass

  • Tisk tisk tisk, even more unintelligent than I thought. In the beginning God. You believe,"in the beginning DIRT". LMAO If you can't observe "billions of years" then you can't confirm all the fairytales that include "billions of years". Without all those years to hide behind, your evolution religion looks just as retarded as you do. Your parents must be red necks, or drunks.

  • @ProConstitutioner nice dude u just verbally raped his ignorant ass XD

  • @TheGent2 what about dogs?

  • There is only ONE solution to killing the roaches:

    Stomping

  • we should eat them

    its a nice alternative to poisoned meat made in USA

  • their is also the good old glock 9mm. the roaches makes great target practice.

  • or bleach in spray solution

  • I have Riddex Pest Control Device, it works wonders!

  • It is not far fetched for whites to be descendants of Africans. Look at the animal kingdom as dark animals have bared white offspring. The color white is a recessive gene (not dominant). The same thing as red and blonde hair. The fact that the majority of the world's popul. i of the colored persuasion is a great indicator that whites have not been here long & based on findings in Africa of the oldest fossils this seems to support what I am saying.

  • @ vixenmrb- I think it was because of the melonine. When people started moving from Africa to Europe (as we know of it now) they did not need it as much, so overtime it slowly started to recede. but I do agree with you stating that whites have not been around for as long as blacks.

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  • COCKroach s3x ftw

  • take roach out of cockroach and you will get ?

  • are you talking to me Amigo.

  • Where ever you see an infestation of cockroaches you have an infestation of dirty people you can't blame an insect for taking advantage of the food left lying around.

  • I think the baby ones are creepy. Then they grow up and make more babies. Eeeew.

    If I see them outside, they don't bother me.

  • Those things are DISGUSTING!

    I remember I was at my friends house after school one time and we were watching 106 & park, and out of no where, a damn roach walks into the middle of the tv, and stays there. lmao! That was the funniest thing I have ever seen!

    needless to say, i shook my shit out and got the hell outta dodge. yuck.

  • Prep talk before rolling tape;

    OK Girl, whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU! Just read the script! Trust us on this one!

    LOL

  • i hate those little fuckers

  • I had roaches coming in through the garage because I live in a duplex and my neighbors were nasty fucks. I laid down a whole bottle of boric acid which cost me under $2 across the lining on my floor and in my garage. 6 months later and the nasty neighbors are gone along with the roaches. I think this extra cold winter is helping out also ^_^

  • cockroaches were here for 300,000,000 years? WOW LOL idiots....

  • Are you a creationist? lol

  • that was interesting

  • this fucking bald headed guy thinks he is slick trying to sell his fucking services ''ORKIN'' yeah right nice try dumb fuck.

  • LOL thats right hahaha

  • they look so funn, look at them walk

  • who's apartment is that?

  • no bloody wonder they have survived they are insanely adaptable little fuckers, arrgghhhh yuck

  • Tony Montana 0 : Cockroaches 1

  • i lived in my last apartment for 3 years and on the last year the population got realllllly big. and i have bug phoebia so it was a scary living condition for me lol

    luckily i moved to another apartment and when they came out of the boxes, i killed them right away. then i moved to a house and now there are no roaches! :D!!!

  • Omg, 3 years??!! That is a lot, I'm impressed you could survive that long! LOL! When I went to my Dad's apartment one day, in the kitchen a roach ran across the countertop and I'm like "Fuck This" and left! So, congrats to you!

  • water bear is more stronger than roach :D

  • This is all about mexican.you can't full me..

  • la concha de tu madre