How to not watch my videos

[MsNarayani]

u r funny Benny, don't worry and be happy

[chiniwillly]

hahahhahaha good one

[gaa389]

I don't like your video and I am compelled to comment negatively upon it. I derogate you, sir.

[SmartHardstyle]

i diddnt find it that funny. but i spose you gave it a go 3/5

[lowtone10]

i reply to tons of haters of tons of utube celebs with this!

[ikarai1]

i love the last one "fwooop! that never happened!"

[thechristinaeliza]

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!

it had to be done. my apologies.

[elenae10]

He IS from the UK.

[thechristinaeliza]

Obviously... I know he's from the UK. It's a line from a movie.

[emmacowan666]

Lmaooo

Wipe your memory XD

Watch another video in your head

Looool awesome!

[shrow]

u look so fucking ugly. u should jump off a cliff so u wouldnt be alive

[goldenrose19]

oh and you are the ultimate beauty? you are just plain frustrated.

[shrow]

@goldenrose19  im fuckin gorgeous. im on da cover of maxim

[rebeccaecb]

no no no!!

you look like julian casablancas

sort of

yeahh only sometimes

[naomi22345]

you look like Russel Brand :)

[julianwelton]

@naomi22345 You look like Paul Giamatti!

Oh wait... I don't know what we're doing. Why are we telling people they look like other people?

[harrispud]

He does look and sound like Russel Brand, But I love russel brand. And i love these videos so, lifes good :P xxx

[spongeenthusiast]

i jusy got outta the hospital too

y were u in the hosp though????

[SugaCube115]

you're hilarious!

ooh shiny!

seriously to i love our vids

[maluminse1]

frkn brilliant again. nice.

I was expecting the whole showing of the screen and the clicking on the top right x. the haters are the best complementers. I mean you cant trust nice things people say. Maybe their just being nice. But mean people are speaking from their gut, their heart. Sure you cant listen to the actual words but you can hear the substantive response of a human. Thats a compliment. you got to them - jealousy, envy whatever caused their rage - you did it and you can believe it.

[hxcchick]

actually you look like a more mellowed out russel brand, but i mean that as a compliment b/c unlike the popular opinion I think you and him are SEXY BEASTS!

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Unfortunately, try as I might, I cannot watch this video through to the end because I keep following the instructions. Catch 22!

[xxxLilMzpurrfectxxx]

THANK YOU SPRICKET24!!!!!!

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU I WUD NEVA HAVE SEEN THIS DUDE'S VIDEOS!!!!! YAAAYYYY!!!!!!!! i've spent lyk tha last hour watchin ur vids, they're HILARIOUS!!! luv em! horaayyyy!!!!! lolz. and i think in THIS vid, ur hair kinda luks lyk Alex Zane's hair. dunno why.. lolz. anywayz! keep up tha AWESOME work!!

SUBSCRIBIIINNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

[mooshie21]

Your tone in the beginning was so nice!!! It really made me smile.

[SconeRabbit]

Lmao! Johnny Depp on Crack! xD ROFL

[Amarox3000]

lol u rock ur so funny get down to the apollo or something!!!!!

[Blondieex09]

Your bloody hilarious man, i love you!! lol =]

[monoblog]

Hm, I first watched your stream of consiousness video sent to me by a friend, and that was a few months ago. I've noticed that you're featured again (y) and i was like WOW I recognise this :P so i have now subscribed to you, my favourites are stream of consiousness, (sorry if i spelt that wrong :S), Unwritten rules and youtube ads. :D

Amazing.

[dragonscarz13]

Oh yeah! Yeah, great! "Because it's like saying, 'You've made an entire shop and nothing appeals to me.'" Five stars! Oh, damn, How To Not Watch My Videos is over.

[goodieShoes]

PS: I think johnny depp sounds like he's always on crack and you sound like what johnny depp would sound like if he wasn't on crack.

[goodieShoes]

okay that was strange from :31 to :37...

funny stuff

[oesophagus101]

i can see Johny Depp in you actually surprising you rock

[Green2Griffin]

johnny depp on crack. johnny depp actually rules!! and is sooo hot... u look nothing like him. u look like the hot & awesome russell brand mixed with that dude from around the world in 80 days XD

[ColdEyesColdHeart]

grrr why did i look qat that shiny thing now i missed your video >;(

[dirtyhippie828]

i think it's entertaining when people don't like videos, and they take the time to bash them anyway.

not for good reasons, like they DISAGREE or something, just because they didn't like the idea.

and, it's strange, because if it was me finishing up a video i didn't like, i'd probably just... watching something i DO like?

anyway, love you ben.

[milomilf]

you seem like a nice guy but all gays seem to be nice anyways.

[akkygure]

It's not because someone looks gay or is gay that they can't be nice. You should try using that funny thing inside your head before leaving comments. That's called brain.

[goodieShoes]

don't generalize you hater.

go take your judgments somewhere else

[SaraMUSt]

OMG!

I LOVE YOUR HUMOR!

[AllieIsBored]

I liked the last 2 ones XD

[ianbittiner]

Damn. I completely failed at not watching this video!

[Amiryfey]

drink very slowly...*lol*

[Cooker006]

If you think drugs are cool it's a double super plus comment...

[homies2smokewith]

the drink one made me laugh

[tiredmeadow]

I hope your feeling better... funny video even though your sick!!

[andreaguajardo17]

hahahahahahaha

[camydoger]

ssssshhhhhuuppp. That never happened

[chiniwillly]

I hope you are feeling well :(

[chiniwillly]

that was great :) you're so funni i luv your vids :D

[PianoBabay]

YOu are so funny!

[mzgreenthumb]

You're great!

[ranikins94]

your hilarious

you look like johnny depp

but i doubt your on crack

[yojomo]

i think your on crack

[gerardway32]

So great! I loved it!

[acdcsdaughter]

LMAO *****

[Yagsamash]

LOl.... Man you rock!!! I LOVE SHINY THINGS TOO!

[TehChort]

awesome haha

i hate when people are like THIS VID SUCKS BAAAHH...just don't watch it...

and what magnificently fun alternatives you've presented!

[kidinthecompchair]

6 starts

(i gave an exstra star in my head)

[cubespy]

OMFG THANK YOU OMG THIS IS BEST VIDEO EVER MAN WAS I AHVEING IOSSUES CONVERTING YOUTUBE FOREVER 5stars

[lucyparry1]

something shiny...it's so cool!

[xKrayZx]

I dun hate u!...u r funny n look so cute  ^^, 5 starsss!!

[spazpod]

Play another video inside your head... (Ben Loka said so)

[t4nn1e]

LMaoooo!!!

[sirguyofsebastian]

You sounded really sick then.

[lalululala]

i didn't know u got featured, congrats!

[MurrrNoel33]

"Oh, I hate this video, I really hate this video!

OH LOOK SOMETHING SHINY!!! " :) Awesome!

[DaSistersStrikeAgain]

lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao, ect........

[hellashelle]

wipe your memory, lol! oh, lord...

[MudnMukluvu]

wow. i dont even remember what happened cuz i "wipedd my mindddd"

[dramaddy]

haha I like you. ^-^ 5 STARS.

[kittydreamz86]

I like him too! 5 stars!

[TheWretchedSpawnxx]

wow your so awesome, congrads on being featured you totally deserve it

[tickletayer13]

I like your accent. :)

[johnvattic1234]

you sound like russell brand.

[lolipopgi]

You sound like my science teacher...

Who I hate...

But I don't hate you, hooray! You're funny, and English =D !!

[moonyandjack]

SHINY!!!!!

[Sowhattt]

Looking like Johnny Depp on anything is no where near an insult, you dont exactly deserve insults, you rock^^

[froisse]

you're so funny :D

[FunnyByDefinition]

Why would people hate you? You're hilarious! And hot. In fact, you're currently the only person on youtube i've subscribed to, so... yeah. Good stuff. Keep it up. ^.^

[snazzyjazzy]

that was really funny, no wonder i always keep a drink bottle next to me at the computer..hhhmmm

[ItsTheErinShow]

LOL! You are my new hero!!! I am so subscribing!!!!! Hahaha, seriously digging your accent and could you be any funnier???

[BakaSeth]

Omg, I found that to be so cute. xD Nice job.

[aabha246]

why would someone not want to watch your videos..? they're really great!

[BunnyBuBabe]

hehe, that's funneh. xD

[AuthenticPunkDance]

You remind me of Russell Brand, but a bit less insane and a bit more funny. :)

[bluetrancefer]

How ridiculous people would hate you just because you were featured. I really can't say how I found your videos, I just did... Which is weird because I don't search for comedy on YouTube.

[Vegetable4]

"It's really helped my popularity."

7,349 views.

[catfacebrain]

hilarious!

SAVE AMERICA FROM THE POLICE STATE!!!

read THE END OF AMERICA by Naomi Wolf

or watch her on youtube. psst! pass it on.

[Keldrad]

Hey bro. Congrats on your youtube fame. We Americans like you because of your funny accent. You've got that average nice guy appeal, and you're really good at editing.

[imjustakid724]

lol too funny

[Emjay711]

Johnny Depp on crack? No way! I think you are more like a cross between Eric Idle and Emma Thompson

[Emjay711]

Johnny Depp on crack? No way! I think you are more like a cross between Eric Idle and Emma Thompson

[Emjay711]

I don't mind watching your videos, I just don't like listening to them

[Differus]

XD *whoosh* "That Never Happened". I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a youtube video in my life.

[haroldgrant]

i want to drizzle cake icing all over your soul and then eat it.

[spangelorbust]

*Swipes hands in front of face.*

*blinks*

"That never happened."

OMFG! If only I could make things not really happen by doing that! It'd be awesome.

[elmore83]

i try not to comment on people's videos with trite things like "haha! you're awesome!" because that brings nothing new to the table, but... you really ARE awesome! haha =D

[jimmyranaway]

lol, johnny on crack, take it as a compliment, it's like ur johnny depp, but as a pimp

[jimmyranaway]

ur not lohnny depp on crack, ur too good 2 b johnny depp on crack :P

[BethanCorlett]

CLASSIC! love-it. so funny. :D

[STISFUCKTION]

Hahah loves it

[HalfRainbow]

hahahaha thats awesome XD i like the play another video inside your head bit XD

and i understand where they got johnny depp on crack from, but hey, theres the whole plus side of the looking like johnny and the crack bits a plus too if you look at it that your a little mad (i mean, who wants to be normal XD haha)

[xeMoxPuNk]

"play another vid inside yewr head" haha! luv it!!

[EmilieLike]

I love you n_n

*HUUUGZ*

xxxxxxxxx

[Hellsing1816666]

lol... johnny depp... *drools*

[AdamNShauna]

"Johnny Depp on crack"- I LOVE that !!!

[jowina12152]

hahahaha i love your face when you play a video inside your head

[BluePointDesigns]

You do kinda resemble Johnny Depp... not on crack, though... well maybe a little crack

[pennylaneaz]

Be my boyfriend

[franklin984]

wait, johnny depp is not on crack?

[LumbreBlanco]

lol

[thenamesaudrey]

i love you

[skittlesnbugs]

that never happened...

you rock way too much!

[AJplays]

Oh, Ben! You are too funny! I hope you're feeling better, and for the record I find you a better-looking Weird Al (another half compliment?)

[everythingisyou]

Please. Johnny Depp on crack is definitely a compliment.

[lisavam]

Excellent video, you're hilarious

[Lian2416]

how what's that that's really shiny wooww!! XD

[planetdancerkh]

i love you youre so cute! and funny =]

[supersmashman666]

lol. no comment, just lol.

[abbygail334]

your hilarious!!! i love your videos!! especially the too much imformation -- facebook.

my sister introduced me to them and ur just so funny!

[JoLovesDunK]

Yet again another brilliant video!

Hope you're okay!!!

xXx

[oceandancer]

lol..ok dude..ure funny...but YOU look like johnny depp on crack?? hahaaa...not even close, mate...napoleon dynamite on crack, maybe...love ya though

[sushkebab]

parts of this you sound just like russel brand :)

[piglet311]

(sympathy inserted)

[blueberryslurpee]

"oo look it's SHINY!!!"

XDD so cute =3

[Siren2277]

When I first saw the title of this video, I thought it was some kind of remedial video for Ben Loka video addicts (like myself) to not watch your videos so much, but a satirical one as to say "I'm so popular, people actually need aid in not watching my videos because they're so good." A manifestation of pseudopomposity.

[SweeneyCelt]

you remind me of russel brand lol

down to earth guy, you and him

[dejawolf]

"*FWOOH* tha' neva happen'd."

now what was i doing again?

[whyintheheck]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! "It's gone."

[hardhouseandy]

Nah u aint johnny depp, more like vince noir!

Or at least you siund like him :)

[meeme821]

You're so funny.

I love your voice!

It's awesome!

[RainingNoodles]

Hahaha

You don't look like Johnny Depp!!

You look like Russel Brand!

=P

xxx

[dan892k7]

This guy below me... tomme1981. He's a tit. That said, Loka YOU ROCK!! Keep making the vids :)

Dan

[AussieImitator]

lol. You're awesome dude.

[dreuxschwartz]

well, you're like johnny depp.. it's nice :)

[Jewelkitten38]

Ha ha ha, oh dear- too funny!! Loved the 'drink your drink reaaally slowly' one and the shiny object. But, wouldn't people have to actually watch this video to find out how not to? Oh well, all I say to those people is get WITH IT GUYS- this dude is funny!! Will, I think so anyways... I do realise everyone is different...:)

[NatxxNat]

I love you and you're videos!! Keep Making them!! And i watched the featured video just cause you were in it! :D

Hope you're feeling better now!!

[bloomingauthor7]

oooooh!!! shiny! i would just replay it though. you make me laugh. :D

[rockerholic]

XD i love your videos so much!!! lmao XD

[TalithaK]

I love the fact that you are totally not fazed by people who hate your videos! You are so hilarious! Thanks for making this video!

[idlehands7]

aww hope you feeling better, rofl johnny depp just take it as a compliment, this video's so funny. whoosh wipe your memory, need a haitian to do that .. unless you have super hero powers you haven't told us about yet haha

[Jameswynne1]

I never thought this. I'm glad someone finally explained it. I'll use these techniques on other videos. Not yours.

[gedlongbow]

i got a better one... jump out of the window... expecially if your in an office building

[mieze666]

there are few people on youtube who actually make me laugh, you're one of 'em.

[xamehhx]

lol

[theloudown]

hey, loving your videos! but to such an extent that my UNI WORK is SUFFERING, damn u!

oh, and being likened to johnny depp could never be an insult.

xXx

[boitar]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL keep em comming :)

[PaperStory]

I love your videos! ^_^; keep it up, you desserved it.

[blackeyedlinda]

i see you've answered alot of people, to bad it's impossible to see who you've answered... anyway you should totally be on jay leno or something, then get your own show... WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE COMMENTER NOW? HA! Take that person-I've-never-met-and-neve­r-will! /Linda

[gapeach61]

i hope you are feeling better. this video was hilarious (as usual)

[elaynebecker]

Dude you're hilarious!!! and you don't sound like johnny depp on crack (tho that'd be pretty tight :) ) i can't stop talking in a british accent now.

[elaynebecker]

i meant look not sound

[jessicatennant]

Brilliant! :D another great one :P

[NiftySwift01]

tehehehehehehehehehehehe

[duanemyers]

Dude! You are awesome! You should have your own TV show. Well, I guess you do, eh! LOL Keep up the good work. Peace out.

[MsSocialist]

I love you Ben!

[KamiKaze43v3r]

now this is awesome!

[RoseStarling]

Aww, poor you! Hope you're feeling better. Not sure I'm comfortable inserting my anything, let alone sympathy, though.. Just seems a bit cheeky. Tell you what I will do, though, is that subscribe thingy that I did not know how to do until a few days ago.

[peacelovevegetarian]

*Drinking my water...drinking my water...*

Just kidding.

You are so much fun!

Did you win the red dwarf competition?

I hope so b/c I favorited it!

[BenLoka]

Thankyou for the vote! I'm not sure if i won yet. I better had done or I'm taking it to court!

[RoyEBTV]

Oh...no duh...you went to the hospital. That's what I get for not reading the video info before commenting :/

[RoyEBTV]

This video is friggin' hysterical. But you sound like you have a cold!! :[

[coolness317]

Grawr-wr-rawr-rawr what were you going to say?

[GiRlover89]

whoa...when i was reading comments from other people and scrolled back up and the video stopped OH NO! :-P i faved it :)

[shmamboozle]

feel better!

i inserted my sympathy :D

[ManticoreL7]

Your videos are the highlight of my day, which is a compliment for you but makes me look a little pathetic? lol

[clevercucchi]

awesomeee

[ninjahua]

oh no it's just finished.. :D awesome :D

[zjenn4]

I think you are great. you are very strange, but highly entertaining and very funny. i love watching your videos.

[saturnineinch]

johnny depp on crack. nice

[vividesigner]

lol. Can't stop laughing!

[nyska57]

Yay!!! Congrats!!!

The downside is that I've gotten really excited about the shiney pen laying next to me and had to watch the video twice. La di da.

[BenLoka]

You're just like me, I can't not look at shiny pens either... hold ona sec, I'll be back in a minute

[v2791]

"Watch a video inside your head"

has the best, this guy have a rly strange voice xD

[numbchucking]

You're video's are hilarious man, the Human Keyboard was just too awesome

[LovelyTragedy]

"Watch a video inside your head" =]

[wvlngth36]

HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!!!!!

[Pie4246]

That is funny. Why? WHY?!?!

[vive100]

haha very very very funny. I hope you're feeling better!

[warah110]

Oh my gosh... Your videos are SO interesting! I could NEVER close my eyes, look slightly to the left of the screen, distract myself with something shiny, take a phone call during the video, drink my drink reeeeeeally slowly, play another video inside my own head, or wipe my memory while watching one of YOUR videos! <3 this vid

[borges107]

THAT IS IT!