Banned commercial: The Baby Heater

[AliciaTransmuted]

Oh... That is so... creepy... I love children... I don't think I could eat a whole one mind you.

[PuppyZwolle]

Har har har.

Best comment so far.

Thanks. ;^)

[Blargaldalien]

But wait! There's more!

Order now,and get the RoadKill Grill!!

[PuppyZwolle]

Strangely only two models really sold in that product line:

"Hedegehog Pizza Hot Plate" and

"Three legged Dog"

[Blargaldalien]

I know. The "Squished Squirrel Sandwich Heater" was a non starter.

[PuppyZwolle]

Amazing isn't it? Could not have been the design. That was a pure Picasso. It even had a built in tail trimmer.

People just don't know good value for money.

[DelisaProductions]

I always wondered how they came up with that name. Ha ha!

[PuppyZwolle]

A chilhood dream come back to haunt them. :^)

[bwhahrhr]

I keep missing videos :(

This is exelent, I need one.

[PuppyZwolle]

Get in line. I got more orders than I could ever deliver before X-mas.

[UNMIRED]

The grill from Ipanima? Punny. Very punny!

[PuppyZwolle]

I consider it an eggcelent yolk.

[TheBabyEaters]

George Foreman is a con man, buy Puppy Z products and except no substitutes.

[PuppyZwolle]

George is more for people with a smaller appitite. A nice market we love him to take.

[garypetersjr]

Thank heaven, for Little Grills!

[PuppyZwolle]

Have you seen the cheap knock off?

The grill from Ipanima.

[TheBabyEaters]

This heater really locks the baby taste in! Wrap baby arms and legs in tin foil to keep them juicy while the body cooks.

[PuppyZwolle]

Recipe book included. The little ones love to read while heating up.

[Tuberglue]

Brilliant stuff, my mother used one for me. Mind you, hers was connected to a car battery!! Shocking stuff.. :P

[PuppyZwolle]

Ah yes. I remember the recall of 1976. It was a bad year for the Baby heater industry.

[Tuberglue]

'76?? You flatter me! I didn't know I was so young looking... :)

[PuppyZwolle]

Heh heh... Wel that was the year of the recall...

Just by you toasty look I guess your mom used the '63 model?

[Tuberglue]

Close enough... :) :)

[Blargaldalien]

It puts the marinade on its skin,or it gets the lighter fluid again...

[PuppyZwolle]

There should be a bottle of SPF 500.000 included.

[NewWarriorMan]

I grew up with this exact model as a baby ... it never hurt me none, hurt me none, hurt me none -

[PuppyZwolle]

I wondered where you got that nice tan. Almost from birth I understand now.