Zelda: Ocarina of Time -- Zora King is Slow as Heck

[hasabobapiggybank]

i heard king zora was is the best base-whistler of all time

[kratos9551]

All of Hyrule's water passes under his ass and balls!

[RedYellowBlueCR]

- Ever wondered what the best way was to approach that girl you have been crushing on? It takes time, but if you "Ouweep" your way next to her, she will be yours for life.

[rewile]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....huh...wah?­? Is it done??

[rajkcme]

Holla! Have you heard about - fast abs magic (search on google)? Ive heard some super things about it and my m8 got ripped Six pack abs and lost tons of weight with it.

[Toocrazyforthisworld]

I can fix myself a sammich in the time it takes him to move

[hanhluu2008]

Oh hello! Have you tried - fast abs magic (search on google)? Ive heard some great things about it and my cousin got beautiful Six pack abs and lost lots of belly fat with it.

[USMChC]

fat ass

[b2j135]

did a quick comparison with /watch?v=8BvSDp0U_0I

HE IS THE EXACT SAME SPEED AAUGH!

[Emwo]

wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii wii

[allyshorses]

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[breadbug13]

"Oh wait, I forgot to tell you something.." *awheep* *awheep* *awheep*

[PinkFloydrulez]

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[Tanlin2021]

AHUYAAUSDAHSU A URHUAERHURHAEIHURH HURRY YPUYPUPUPUP FUCK

[xTobixthexemoxteddyx]

Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots*

Two hours later: Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots* Ueep. *scoots*

[Canthary]

OH FUCKING

exasperating.

Jesus.

[od8bo]

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[mittaagangsta]

You now realize that all the water for hyrule flows through the buttcrack of this guy.

[satsugekibukouken]

@mittaagangsta holy shit how horrifying



[RGRIMOWEN]

@mittaagangsta mind = blown

[NeoTStyle]

HOW DID ANYONE AT NINTENDO THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

[MoeMonkey78]

Moving over takes him a week, week, week, week

[TheJaytn]

In 3ds, I felt like he was moving faster, but taking smaller butt-steps

[TheZombiesExist]

How the fuck do you get up there? If you know, please tell meeee

[stewie711]

@TheZombiesExist Ramp on the side?

[TheZombiesExist]

@stewie711 lmao. This was my sister on my channel on accident. I know how to get up there, but she didn't. Ignore that. Haha.

[Shadowfang3000]

MERLINS BALLS!

[Zekai425]

thumbs up if you clicked this vid just to read the funny comments

[MrAxeKnight]

thumbs up if you bought oot 3D JUST to see if this moment was still in there!

[rawrxshay]

I'm too high for that shit .

[PatchCornAdams722]

He's just milking his time on there because he likes how the water feels on his balls.

[stylotek]

comon guys is a bif fatass zora what you want and...he is a frog a zora is diferent

[ckkk]

MOOOVE BITCH

[mixmedia101]

guys shut up, he has issues with his weight...

[Ultrakalifragilistic]

You try butt-walking, no hands - it takes time.

[DCUnderdog3000]

thats what she said.

[BasilZero]

LOL

[TayoEXE]

I don't know why, but I felt like this part was even LONGER in the 3DS version.

[TheTimeLordette]

This part made me laugh for about 10 minutes, I swear.

[NightFright719]

I'm not thirsty anymore.

[dachshundfan]

Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep

[TheArcticPhoenix]

Weep

Weep

Weep

Weep

Weep

Weep

Weep

Weep

[Silvermoth2]

They should get him to play the male lead in Mike and Molly

[megatroll]

Fucking fat asses always have the hottest daughters. :)

[Xelaoen]

im in this part of the game, and im just checking if some1 already uploaded this xd

[shiekta]

OH YES I HATED IT!!!

[thepolacek]

Ha, that shit took forever. 

[immortalx50]

mah... boi boi boi boi boi boi boi boi

[KingdomHearts1207]

Ooweet.

Ooweet.

Ooweet.

Ooweet.

x9000000000000000!!!!!! XD

[GeneralCane]

Ooweet.

Ooweet.

Ooweet.

Ooweet.

[yourworstnightmare48]

The sad thing is that after seven years, he never moves back again. LOL.

[JoeMudd123]

Imagine...THIS in 3D!

[acejesse13]

@JoeMudd123 Lol, sounds as exciting as 3d movies.

[coolsomeXD]

@JoeMudd123

Im getting the 3D version just for this.

[thevoodoosailor]

soon we will se this in 3D!

[OMFGDESU]

Yo mama so slow, king Zora tells her to hurry the fuck up.

[elffiecakes]

"Oweep. Oweep."

[PersianVersionSpeaks]

OH BOY

[juxtapoz98]

COME ON

[sheitruis]

Meep!

[TheBlade0609]

I almost reset the game because it looked like it had frozen.

[irealywantlotsofporn]

you fat fucker give all of hyrule ass water

fucking overweight fish can't even stand up

[iwatch6535]

How long will it be until gabe newell will let people get to episode 3?

MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP

[Waytothedawn]

You now realise all of Hyrule's water have been washed through King Zora's ass.

[GhettoBlaster100]

OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE

[DamorahTalset]

Well... At least he doesn't need to get up to use the toilet.

[masakarasunokaasu]

LOL I LOVE THIS PART. I always crack up laughing the entire time, it's so hilarious. xD

[Mvisilla]

Gotta say, the Zora King is great. He allows you to get a cup of coffee, while you don't need to pause your game. Because, when you get back - the guy has barely moved at all.

[coroixiwa]

...moi....moi....wick...wick..­.a wick...awick....what are you saying zora king?! are you saying A week?!

[nongagueihtam]

King Zora created 3 accounts because he didn't want people to laugh about his fat ass!

[KyleKirbyy]

This is the most torturous part of the game. Worse than the water temple, if possible. Oh God, I hate it.

[n00bd3str0y3r69]

how do you get him to move?

[Throsor]

@n00bd3str0y3r69

Show him a note from a bottle found in Hylia lake.

...I think. Haven't played in years.

[zeldaruleswii2]

NU WEET

[LeafItToM3]

0:10

[videogamernubZ]

hes going to need life alert if he ever falls down o_0

[TheUltimateGnome]

Three things everyone hates about OoT:

-The Zora King

-The Water Temple

- Navi

[EclipseHedgehog]

@TheUltimateGnome don't forget the owl.

[javidrafiek]

25 GWEEB GREEB GWEEB GWEEBs!

[luigifan1111]

When i was little, I acctually had enough time to make a sandwich by the time he was done moving.

[Failpower]

Let's think how long it took him to get to LonLon Ranch.

[LoveXabandonedXme]

twenty five times. 25!!! of his 'mweep's. Dx

[SynthSy]

reminded me of watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM

[Jompe94]

someone has to do a g-major slow-mo version

[dohertyz]

LMFAO

[WelchDrew]

*500 years later*

Link: uh king zora have you finally moved out of the way??? *cracks back* ow my back! you took so long I got old!

[Chris71090]

lol you need to find a bottle with a letter in the river i didnt remember the name -.-

[allthatgirlcoronado]

hey how can i make him move? i dont know how i know he moves by passing a level or something but what level is it? Ugh

[hubeda]

i can almost guarantee this one event is the most talked event in all of zelda ocarina of time. that and how much we all hate the water temple.

[emilysnickers]

@hubeda Oh yes but I think the most talked about even would be between that and killing navi... I made her out of a papercraft, shoved her in a bottle, shook it around and held it over an open flame.... it felt SOOO good :3

[tonipapp]

Why doesn't he look like the rest of the zoras? He looks like the demon off spring of jabu jabu and a zora...oh i see...his mom was a whore.

[Andyilmatto]

Move, dammit, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

[Nauticus89]

All of the water in Hyrule passes under King Zora's balls

[talavang]

@Nauticus89

that was so funny

hahahaha

[teero121]

@Nauticus89 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD YOU CANT'T IMAGINE THAT xDDDDD

[DerpDetonator]

@Nauticus89 So many innapropriate jokes could be made about that

[btnheazy03]

@Nauticus89 thats what makes it so darn drinkable

[M0nkify1]

@Nauticus89 I love how your comment has more likes than the vid itself

[GamecubeLPs]

lol

[TheSaladin777]

hahah i thought i was the only one who found this excruciating!!!!!

[ohwowsecretcow]

mweep

mweep

mweep

[Anactofgod]

the most painful 32 seconds of my life.

[usernameXaygon]

while that i watched tv ^^

[chibichao]

How long does it take for the Zora King to move his giant ass?

A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK. A WEEK.

[TheSpooky]

lol, awesome.

[hollyhole]

it's just 40 seconds

[chincheese]

And yet it felt like my entire childhood.

[Gantua]

indeed

[SomeAznGuy9]

@chibichao LOL

[waffles1993]

@chibichao Actually, it's 33 seconds. Fuck.

[CillaTheOriginal]

@chibichao AHAHAH XD

[gekigold]

[King Zora] Let Me Just Move So You Can Pass

[Falls Down

[King Zora] UMM HELP

[ShadowCucco]

Damn I hate that, especially that annoying bwie bwie bwie thingy.

[thereality619]

SARAH SUCKS ASS

[inmyownworld11]

SEAN WISHES HE SUCKED ASS

literally speaking.

[Zakarazi]

King Zora hates speedruns. Nuff said

[keyblade8]

Song of Time?

[pivotisFTW]

I bet they made it so long for people who wanna rush through so they can be adult link

gf.

xD

[shadowmario744]

Mcdonalds Hits hyrule!

[Unknown2894]

He made that annoying sound 24 times..

[bitemytail]

I counted 25

[NarutoIkari]

@Unknown2894 one for each hour of the day it took to move

[SilvaShadow1990]

imagine ur kingliness got a but cramp halfway or fell and caused the whole domain to cave in on itself...

[TooCooltobeUncool]

Wow xD

King Zora needs to stay away from Mickey D's

[MaliciousYankee]

That used to piss me off soooo bad while playing the game. XD Move damn it! >O

[Vashthesexystampede]

I GOTS PLACES TO GO!!! GODDAMN!!

[bcueflores]

This is the Burger King my friends.

[TheNN]

Possible things King Fatty here is saying (some taken from other comments):

Wheat, wheat, wheat...

Fweep, fweep, fweep...

Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui...

Owie, owie, owie, owie...

Muad'dib, Muad'dib, Muad'dib...(Yes, King Zora is a follower of Paul Muad'dib.)

[Quietschquatsch]

I bet Nintendo made this just to say:"There are more than 40 minutes oif video sequences in Ocarina of time"

[holistergalee]

What do you give the king zora to move and were do you get it. My friend annd I have been tring everything for about five hours and found nothing. What a crapy King Zora. p.s. I HATEx900,000,000,000 hate Ruto.

[framova]

you have to found a bottle whit a letter in the water, in the lake hylia

[xRobx6968]

wheres the bottle?

[framova]

in the lake hylia but first go to the waterfall and play the game of the zora and the you'll win a blue circle for swim more down........this is what makes you can take the bottle in the lake...

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

mweep

[kfcmmmmmmmmm]

whole wheat whole wheat whole wheat whole wheat he says whole wheat LOL

[cotyghero]

yea i hated that part it was the majority of the game waitin for that fucker to move lol

[SP333doh]

>One thing I don't get is how come this guy is so fat. I mean, all the other Zoras are so skinny and stuff

he is the king.

kings are fat.

what are you stupid or something?

[LBPreviews]

hahahahha

[jupigare]

fweep

fweep

fweep

fweep

fweep

ad nauseum

[Hintana989]

Wow after like 10 seconds of watching him just move I was like, "Screw this, Im hungry."And when I came back he was just about finishing up moving and I was like "Woah"XD

[danevati]

i love the voise

[omgflyingpineapples]

i went to get a snack after 15 seconds of watching him move in OoT xD

[LacedBoxxx]

i am laughing so hard right now

[Serkix]

i hate that fat fuck

[Eric4372]

Woah, watch your language now, young man!

[Zikau]

It's what I was pretty much thinking, but yeah, best to keep it clean.

[assasin922]

@Eric4372 fuck you

[kyxaa]

@Eric4372 You expect anyone to watch their language on youtube comments.....good luck.

[TheAntithesis7]

@Eric4372 Oh no, he said a word. Get over it.

[weskerlicious]

LMFAO

[robbzkel]

@Serkix w0rd

[AlyssaQistina98]

@Serkix You better say, "I hate that fat king."

[KingTofa]

WHOLE WHEAT

[Nightmare827]

He clearly says "Wiggit".

[ZeldaFreak1987]

So....if it took him 32 seconds to move a few feet....How long did it take to get to Lon Lon Ranch in the end credits? O______________o

[XxJuggaLotuSgoDxX]

He left after the last time you saw him. He got to lon lon ranch in a few years.

[adammanthegreat]

best momment in all of gaming. period.

[dbdrummer88]

amen!

[roytheminish]

WHOLE WHEAT x100 lol

[link101724]

WHOLE WHEAT

WHOLE WHEAT

WHOLE WHEAT

[ibay05]

HOLY CRAP! WHOLE WHEAT!

[Xarrin]

Whole wheat, indeed.

[Teeb15]

WHOLE WHEAT

[Eric4372]

what are you talking about

[btnheazy03]

@Eric4372 THAT IS THE BREAD HE EATS

[TheDozer5]

@Eric4372 the noise he makes! hahahaha

[SlRDancealot]

@Eric4372 He should eat more of it

[malman1080]

@Teeb15 CAN'T UNSEE

[TheDozer5]

@Teeb15 aaaaahhahahahaha

[IceC100]

@Teeb15 oh fuck you... i hear it now.