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  • Operator: 911 What's your Emergency?

    Operator: Hello

    Caller: All the cops eating the doughnats in the town. Thats the emergency! (TROLOOLO)

  • Geez, people are stupid. And why doesn't *anyone* know the phone number for their local police dept. so they don't have to use 911?

  • Evolution and Nature has a way of picking off the weak and dumb. or WW3

  • @kicknbazz1615 I think the dumb are winning. The seem to breed faster than the rest of us.

  • @LisaBaby67 well then WW3 will help

  • I call 911 whenever someone I know goes to jail, just to ask for the number to the jail. It's an emergency for me when a friend or family member has had their freedom stolen and I need to get them out. FUCK 'EM. WE PAY FOR 911 SO WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT.

  • @kdavidmcd ...you're clearly an idiot.

  • @iTZ0MNiZZLE92 How original....

  • @kdavidmcd I know, thank you.

  • Isn't it a crime to waste the time of emergency operators?

  • i called 911. well i was only 5.

    and i was crying in the phone saying my sister ate all the cakes..

  • dumb fucks

  • press 2:39 for petter griffin laugh

  • Unless your dying, bleeding severly, can't move, breathe, having a heart attack, stroke,been shot, serious MVA...u get my point! Don't call 911!! Dispatchers not only have to take calls they also have to send the call to whoever is dispacthing the ambulance , FD or PD and put the calls in order of urgency....When someone calls for fun, or keys looked in the car it does tie up a true emergency. So think before calling 911. It could be you one day on hold because someone called for a non emergeny!

  • this video sucked because I only had my right headphone in

  • heres an emergency... imma find that 1 chick at 2:32 and fuck her up...

  • wait can u not call 911 for locking keys in a car? idk im only 13 i cnt drive but cant you?

  • @lorenzosplitpeasoup Is locking your keys in your car a life or death emergency? No? Well there's your answer.

  • wow 150 something dollars taxes its our faults not including me or anyone else who dosnt do it

  • oh come on at least it brakes up their day they hear serious calls all day it must be fun to hear some funny ones once in a while

  • All the cops in this town ate the doughnuts, that's the emergency...hehehe

    Call Taker: Hehehe

  • This is Lexington ky not fucking south Carolina

  • o:911 where's your emergency?

    c:Its not an emergency LOOOOOOL

  • 22 people were arresteded for crazy 911 calls

  • (i hear you breathing)

  • 2:30 id have arrested that cunt lol

  • I wish they would quit god damn bitching about this. It is a constant subject in the news in very city. Bitching about it hasn't done a freakin thing yet, and it will never make a difference, so I wish they'd shut up and do something about it. Like ticket every single person who abuses the service. And arrest the really stupid ones. I guarantee you that these morons would think twice before calling for directions or some shit if they had to pay about $75 evry single time they missuesed 911.

  • Wait, they're saying I shouldn't prank call 911? Fuck you, I'm paying for it!

  • We're paying for trolls?

  • once my friend was 4 months old and called 911 by accident and said I like mommy!

  • @lilylover2300 babies dont talk at 4 months old

  • These repetative "Operator: I hear you breathing" comments are annoying, unoriginal, and unclever. We watched the damn video and we know what she said!

  • i hear you breathing!

  • One time I thought there was a burglar in my house and I got so scared so hid in the bath tub and called 911. It turns out it was the tv and pipes making noises -.- I feel really bad

  • ''911 where's your emergency?''

    *breathing heavy*

    ''i hear you breathing'' ._.

  • You guy are so right some one prank called me and I just hung up

  • I believe it is a felony to prank call 911, that does not mean some1 with a stupid question is gonna get arrested, it means the person who did the peter griffin laugh will be visited by some men in blue

  • these dopes should be arrested or fined out the ass for nopnsense calls that waste time and potentially delay help to a real emergencynot to mention waste tax payers money . a racoon in your house is an emergency . a racoon could fuck you up

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  • 911 what's your emergency? There's a raccoon in the ceiling (dumb bitch voice). Stupid shit call animal control or something not 911.

  • lexington south carolina

  • yah stop doing that you fucking assholes it not funny its right out shitty

  • Operator: 911 What's your emergency?

    Caller: (breathing heavily)

    Operator: I hear you Breathing...

  • 0:51 is an emergency

  • 911 whats your emergency?

    ...

    I hear you breathing.

    LOL

  • There was something wrong w/ my cell phone one time and it said on the screen something like "operater call" and "power off" So I hit operater call because I thought it would be the phone company and it called 911 LOL

  • 1:51 dark vader!!!!!!!!

  • I don't know what it's like in America, but here in Australia, if you hold down a button on your phone it instantly dials 000 (Aussie version of 911), and a massive number of the calls are people whose phones are in their pockets accidentally pressing down on the keypad...

  • @OrthodoxDarwinist Nope it's not like that here since it's 911. With 000 you're much more likely to dial/call it on accident though.

  • Prank Call this number ! Sooo funny ! 215-200-8856

  • Operator: 911 What's Your Emergency?

    Caller:............

    Operator: I Can Hear You Breathing.

    LOL!

  • No mention of the fact you can be charged with a crime for it.

  • I can understand the emergency with the raccoons in the attic. After all they wear masks.

  • asking for the police to come help you unlock your car isnt a dumb call. its something the cops do. theyve done it for me.

  • @jessanexx That is not an emergency and the police officers do not do that in my city. Call a tow truck or locksmith. Thats tying up a 911 line for REAL emergencies.

  • @MrsLilali21 No offense to the people of wherever you are from, but some of you are really stupid too.

  • i live in lexington, and there are some crazy people here...

  • no offence to americans.. but some of you are really stupid :p

  • @MrsLilali21 That's not just Americans, ma'dear...

  • The last one with the laugh is so epic lol....

  • @Redboykc420 not epic, retarded.

  • The one breathing could have had a real emergency though.

  • I shun those who call 911 for absolute nonsense! People need to look up the non emergency line if it's not an emergency they have time to look it up!

  • "911 whatsyour emergency"

    "......"

    "I can hear you breathing"

    LOL

  • At 1:50 the caller is probably wanking :D

  • 2:33 Lmao...

    "I Hear You Breathing!" Rofl.

  • LOL I HEAR YOU BREATHING

  • "All the cops eat all the doughnuts in town thats the emergency heheheh"

    "HEHEHEH"

  • @sunnygrl89 thats not funny. They are tying up a 911 line. In my county, you would go to jail for mis-use of a 911 line

  • @carrielynn911 yeah I know I'm saying that operator is a fucking bad-ass for mocking her.

  • I recently had to report a minor theft which was definitely NOT an emergency. I found and called a regular admin line. THEY told me to call 911. When I did, I told them "this is not an emergency, but your admin told me to call here" and proceeded to tell them what I needed. No one ever said you needed a high IQ to be a cop!

  • @WmTRiker Have some common sense and do not call 911 for a minor theft. Trust me, that is what the administrative lines are for. Someone didnt tell you right

  • @carrielynn911 Perhaps you misunderstood the post. I TRIED not to call 911. I called a regular admin line for the STATE POLICE (which is the agency that covers my area). It was THEM (the state police) who told me to call 911. I HAD NO CHOICE! The "lack of common sense" goes to the cops who referred a non-emergency to an emergency number. Like I said, no one ever said you needed a high IQ to be a cop.

  • @carrielynn911 Also, if I had improperly used the 911 line, why did they respond and take a report on the theft? I told both the person who answered on the admin line and 911 it was not an emergency. I also told the 911 operator that I was told to call 911 by the admin operator and they didn't dispute it. Must be the way they do it here (as stupid as that is). Therefore, calling 911 for non-emergencies is NOT an abuse of the system here.

  • some people are so dumb, 

  • people are dumb

  • 911 what is you're emergency? (BREATHING) i hear you breathing.

  • These people should have been swallowed at birth. PUT THEIR ASSES IN JAIL EVERY SINGLE TIME TO CALL WITH BULLSHIT!

  • @xinecallaw - you must love paying the taxes to keep non-violent offenders in gaol.

  • Why not make a service for non-emergencies and call it 711, people dont know how to either deal with problems or get normal contact of police. Advertise it, charge 50 cents a call. Problem fucking solved.

  • @TinklestheGoat There's already 311.

  • this video is a proof of the stupidity of all americans

  • @nanibg123 Yes, because a video showing 5-10 people making dumb calls should represent all of America right? Its totally not like this is happening around THE WORLD.

  • @RebelX430 that had nothing to do with grammar(:

  • @miahconroy you spelled laugh wrong

  • @superstar14girl Who cares? Stop being a grammar-nazi

  • Actually, the raccoon situation seemed pretty emergent to me. Those things will kick your ass

  • you need an amecen correct at 0:11

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  • Omg I gotta call 911 to say how sorry I am thought I did nothing!

    2 days later *dials 911*

    Operator: 911 what's your emergency?

    Caller: Ezio is in my house!

    Operator: excuse me?

    Caller: yah there's a bunch of guards there and they have muskets and spears and maces and swords...

    Operator: I'll call the other assassins with my Eagle feather.

    Caller: Thanks... All of the guards have arrows in there chest!

    Operator: you're welcome.

  • Four words:

    Worth the money "wasted".

  • Only call 911 if you have an assassin in your house, you were shot, or if you lost your teddy bear.

  • ok. im looking for the 911 call where the girl was not fully satisfied by her boyfriend's sexual performance and wants him arrested lmfao, does anyone know of such a video???

  • I was thinking of being a 911 operator just to pay my college Tuition. But somehow I don't think I can take these dumbasses.

  • "all the cops eat the donuts in the town thats the emergency..tehe" COP WITH PETER GRIFFIN LUAGH!

  • all the cops eat doughnuts in the town thats the emergency, hehehe looooooooooool!

  • the last call the operator giggles sarcasttilcly... LOL

  • The call that came from a woman that locked her keyes in her car could be considered an emergency. What if someone was locked in the car, like a child, older person or disabled person?

  • 17 people called 911 and were told they were being stuipid

  • 2:30 hahah the chick sounds like the waterboy in girl mode haha

    and when she giggles at the end the operator laughs like he is telling her she is a retard ahahha sound like peter griffin at the end

  • 2:30 hahah the chick sounds like the waterboy in girl mode haha

    and when she giggles at the end the operator laughs like he is telling her she is a retard ahahha

  • 2:31 Sounds like a little girl and its SUPER funny

  • Caller: (breathing heavy)

    Operator:I hear you breathing. LOL i thought that was funny

  • THEY DO EAT UP ALL THE DOUGHNUTS IN TOWN AND POST UP AT DUNKIN' DOUGHNUTS LIKE THEY ARE AT A CONVENTION OR SOMETHING! FREAKIN DONUT EATERS!

  • My friend was working at blockbuster when a robber came in. While his manager was in the back with the robber, my friend got under the desk and called 911 on the store phone and was PUT ON HOLD!!! While a robber is holding a GUN to his manger's head! He called me on his cell, I told him to call 911 and he said he did and was still on hold with them on the store phone. THIS IS DANGEROUS!!! He was put on hold and i bet a lot of the calls that got through were not emergencies.

  • @backstreetpixie Double post! Call 911!! But seriously, that's terrible. I knew a person who called 911 (Well technically it was 000 cuz I'm in Australia) when she was like 8, and she said there was a robber in her house. When the police arrived, they found out that she was JOKING. Who makes a prank call on an emergency hotline?!

  • @Megasandwich Yeah some idiots do that.

  • My friend was working at blockbuster when a robber came in. While his manager was in the back with the robber, my friend got under the desk and called 911 on the store phone and was PUT ON HOLD!!! While a robber is holding a GUN to his manger's head! He called me on his cell, I told him to call 911 and he said he did and was still on hold with them on the store phone. THIS IS DANGEROUS!!! He was put on hold and i bet a lot of the calls that got through were not emergencies.

  • Stupid fucks...

  • Damn I live here and cant beleive it, but at the same time, I am not suprised. We do have some dumb SOB's in this town!

  • I am a 911 dispatcher....PLEASE do not call 911 unless it is a life-or-death situation. I would say at least 75% of our calls are non-emergencies. This ties up the lines for people who seriously need help immediately. Car accidents, choking victims, domestic abuse, gun shot wounds...these are emergencies! Do not call 911 and ask for a phone number. Do not call and tell me a dog is barking. And do not call and ask what time the parade is. You will be fined for mis-use of 911

  • @carrielynn911 on the other end, i was a firefighter and emt for 18 yrs, risk our lifes to go to nonsense. Or like me a volunteer I had to leave my family. I totally agree with you'

    .

    emt

  • @carrielynn911 hey carrie my dog is barking i want you to stop it and no more complaining about 911 calls on youtube do that on your 911 time

  • @derpotni3riots Then quit being un-educated and I wouldnt have to say anything.

  • @carrielynn911 why would i do that carrie? i enjoy forcing you to reply against your will. Plus more are naturally encouraged to call 911 for their dogs barking and flat tires just because a mockery has been made of your remarks. But serious carrie stop pretending your doing anything whatsoever in this thread, your not, now get out before i force you to reply again.

  • @carrielynn911 Well said. I think 911 misusers should go to jail also. I think misusing 911 should be a felony.

  • @Fira777 it is you retard

  • @jayrobson88 Why did you say "it is you retard" without ""? Not mad at all just would please like an explaination, thank you.

  • @carrielynn911 Well said!

  • "I need you to call back on an non-emergency line."

    Man: "How do i do that? What's the number?"

  • What's an "amafin" at :12 ?

  • someone shold call 911 and say srry wrong number :)

  • I hear you breathing.

  • an emergency is death, serious injury, crime or a missing person. plz don't call the cops saying, "police ate all the donuts." u stupid, stupid ppl. lol

  • in my country, you get a big ass fine if you're stupid enough to call the equivalent of 911 for a stupid reason.

  • I wish that the people who prank call 911 or call for idiotic reasons could be traced and fined a hefty amount

  • @thtktgrl they actually can.

  • @thtktgrl what if it's by mistake, which some of them are

  • stupid breed of people, thats society for you...

  • wtf all the cops eat the doughnuts, WAS THAT PETER GRIFFIN!!!

  • @darkkristian22 Thats SO AWESOME I DIDNT REALIZE THAT!

  • Raccoons in your attic sounds like an emergency to me. They could have rabies and they could get inside your house and bite you or small kids and infect them. 911 should've sent out animal control.

  • @jordyngirlygirl you need to call to a non-emergency line

  • These 911 operators could write a book about all the nonsense phone calls that they get on a daily basis.

  • raccoons in the attic? sounds like an emergency to me. we have no idea if they were armed...

  • PROTECT AND SERVE DOES THAT NOT MEAN ANYTHING ITS COSTING NO MATTER WHAT!

  • because they can track the number down, i think they should just track the house and arrest them for a stupid phone call like that.

  • I used to work at the Swiss headquarters of a large bank that also has a large office in Connecticut. We had a special phone line, so that we could call the CT office on an internal number and get reduced rates. Somehow, the phone company messed up the configuration of the line, so that I regularly got connected to a 911 center in CT.

    I was quite surprised the first time I called and heard "911 emergency" on the other end.

  • @iBenjafied me too

  • one time i called 911 on accident because I was trying to call my friend whose first digits are 991, and he gave me the number 911-****. So then when I called the number, I heard "911, please state your emergency". I quickly hung up and then I got the call back and explained what happened. The cop was cool about it too.

  • @Aries920607 haha classic

  • In a town near where I live some people got arrested not too long ago because they made all these fake-emergency calls to 911. And they were *mature* adults, not teenagers or twenty-year-olds.

  • i called 911 when i was 4 years old i did not know that it was for emrgency only

    i kep caling 911 over and over and a hower later 2 cops came over to my house and talked to my mom she was not mad because she did not know.the way i found abut the nuber is a show saying this (after work she called 911) my mom talked to me and told me that she is not mad she should haved told you abut 911

    and in the 1st gread we wher talking 911 stuff and she sead

    "if you have calld 911'' 20 hands went up

  • That's stupid! They could cause someone who has a very serious emergency to be put on hold because of that!

  • "Where's your emergency ?"

    Isn't it supposed to be "What is your emergency ?"

  • @OMGItsGarrettLee Not if they want to know where you're at so they can get someone out to you faster.

  • @OMGItsGarrettLee Maybe because, if they ask "Whats your emergency...?" And they're seriously in trouble, and the phone call breaks up, or the phones drops, or the call ends, they dont know how to get to that person to help them...? Just a guess.

  • if you play the first bit muted it looks like a phone advert!

  • So THAT'S why they were out of boston cream!

  • the cops are eating all the doughnuts

  • lexington ma? thats where i live... lol

  • Call the ghost busters instead at (911) 867-5309

  • Well,or my headset is racist and will don't reproduce nigga's voice,or my audio controller is hitting the road.Anyway i'll call 911

  • 911: 911 whats you emergancyy?

    caller: (breathing) O_O

    911: I hear you breathing <.<

    callers head: FU*K!

  • "I hear you breathing" HAHAHA! Nice one!

  • "All the cops eat the donuts in the town that's the emergency"! LOL, wow!

  • @dwarrren9 If it was me receiving that call: "Your phonenumber is currently being tracked and an officer has been dispatched to your location to arrest you. Have a nice day. :)"

  • @dwarrren9 can the cops consider no donuts an emergency? lol

  • 911 for racoons

  • 2:38 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How true! :)

  • 2:38 what type of laugh is that =D lol!

  • NEVER call 911 UNLESS... theres a robber, a killer, or you lost your apple juice.

  • @momomonkiluv

    what about orange juice?

  • @Blueyez623 oh oh yeah..that too.

  • these people are fucking stupid!!! if u need information or NON-EMERGENCY help u dial 411 or whatever number is in ur area for basic info. 911 is for EMERGENCIES!!!

  • So fucking what! I've spoken to a 911 operator once in my life and she was a CUNT! She was patronizing, condescending, and didn't seem interested in helping at all.

    I also know a girl who does dispatch/911 emergency line. You guessed, she's also a CUNT.

  • @kungfujellybean I wonder why, redneck caller.

  • 2:41 thumbs up for peter griffin laugh!! :)

  • 911: Where's your emergency?

    Caller: -heavily breathes-

    911: I hear you breathing.

  • @comandermalander456 dude, repeating shit straight from the video wont make you seem funny..

    if anything, you've just drained the humour...

  • @SuperCrazyIdiot Whoa whoa! dude, r u taking ur pills? and i think i drained ur mom from her virginity :)

  • Reeeeeeeeeeeeetards.

  • damn american idiots

  • Well, the one with the racoon can be an honest confusion. The rest...people are just that idiotic. I work at a call center, and even though its not the same by far, I experiment this idiocy everyday

  • My aunt works at 911.

    Once, a guy called becuase he found a lost dog. She told him to call the number on the dog's tag. Then, later he called again cause they didnt answer. She asked him if he left a message and he said no. xD

  • @samsbabejr I did the same thing except this dog was a lost puppy that was running around near the interstate. I called 911 because I didn't know the town police # and then chased down the dog because I didn't want to see it get smoked by a car. The lady actually called the town police and sent somebody over.