Maniac Muslim — Stuff People Say to Muslims

[Angie1233000]

Cool. You should've included something about fasting too. People always ask me, "you can't eat anything???? Not even a sandwich?? Not even a steak?" Umm, didn't I just say I cant eat anything, lol.

[PlainHaziq]

Yes it's actually true. The only time a Muslim can eat pork is when no other meat sources are available and pork is left. Yup, Allah sure is reasonable. Thank Him

[whispers1136]

well wud u eat pork if u were staving on an island??? people are simply curious by nature, better to ask than no know?!

[freepalestineali]

Omfg lol I here tis shit everyday even the island one xD Lololololololololololololololo­lololol

[TigersWarp]

Lol I get this stuff all the time

[Mohamadabdulla1998]

Nice job XD

[acalibaby808]

hahahaha i get the "not even ham" and "your a what?!" all the time

[LegendaryUsernameEva]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAA. This. Is. Hilarious

[burhan1992]

Lol, I did ask my sister whether she can hear me when she wears hijab =D

[IED4eVar]

Islamic swear words hahahahaha ya Allah :D

[MrHtjet]

bud that was funny!!!

[cutiekhan]

hahahaha <3

[emanrazzak]

BAAHAHAHAHA "oh your thirsty huh?"

[pinktink18xoxo]

lol i love the wudhu scenes! I cracked up at 0:49

[PapaMasala]

Funny stuff!

[JoblessGuydotnet]

lol, so true



[5sheikh]

lol .....like the he-man wig

[suze25luv]

it annoys me when ppl say this to me

[FoAllah]

The handshake part made me LOLOLOLOL!!

[SuperShawnking]

I agree it was smarter to change it to 'confused' people - since there are White Muslims

[CocoDelicious42]

My friend once walked in on me doing wudu with my foot in her sink. She had the exact same reaction lol

[roudy6894]

HAHAHAHA best one of stuff people say to Muslims/ Arabs/ Middle Easterns!

[aymannaheem]

TRUE!

[GunnersOwnAll]

That one dude only talked about pork..LOL

And the guy in the washroom: "ohh you thirsty huh?" LMFAO as if he was observing an animal in the wild.

Best video

[surayzee]

"can you teach me some islamic swear words?" LOL

[iMiistzHD]

copyin juss reign GTFO!!

[undacova33]

@iMiistzHD even though Juss Reign posted his video a day after this video?

[awesomest230]

@hamzahmoin lol I read this from my email and I was like..who the hell and why the hell? And no, I do pee during the day, that sounds so weird, but I just have wudu with my socks, so I wont have to lift my feet up to the sink and stuff, I just have to wipe once over my socks. It still looks weird, but at least my skirt doesn't fly up and all the ladies in the bathroom get full view of my whoo-ha.

[unreasonablyawkward]

HAHAHA omg so accurate...the last thing XD

[Kenshi2k7]

@ 0.27 all muslims smirking :)

[LogInfinity]

This is soooooooooooo true ... a lot of this stuff happened to me

[Weddei]

Good job :D I love your video.

[awesomest230]

Lol that never happened to me-- I make sure that I have wudu before I leave so that WON'T happen to me..

[hamzahmoin]

@awesomest230 I am impressed at your ability to control your bladder for an entire day.

[gibgasachi]

@hamzahmoin in winter making wudu twice a day is enough in Germany. One of the few things I like about winter. :)

[cymonebreathe]

loll

[Modestlady1]

Thats great you changed to people and not white, cause i am a white muslim lol

[CullenHearts]

Wudu'ing in a public bathroom with your foot in the sink. Oh God. The awkwardness.

[ummakhan1512]

The best of these kind! I can relate to most, Especially the parts when she won't shake his hand and the "are you sad if you wear a blue one?" ...LOL. Thanks for keeping this clean and kind hearted and including a hijabi !!!

[Dandeliondart]

Wudu part happened to me before... T__T

[Dandeliondart]

LMAO the wudu part is hilariouuuuus!

[Shootness]

dickhead

[akhan07]

This deserves more views!

[kimamatullah]

lol that wig looks ridiculous . ur funny and yeah those are really things many non-muslims say to us

[pulp901]

Yup it's like a military operation doing wudu.. Cos you just know someones gonna invade your space,stare you out,call your supervisor,start talking to you in panic while your washing your feet!

[dhafiz26]

Don't forget "Will you die if you eat pork?"

[dawahinc]

Lol. This video is pretty accurate and funny. I agree with the comment below mine-stick with white people. Since it is white people who ask these type of questions like 98% of the time. I think it's okay to poke fun at your own race. But people on Youtube really get offended if you act like you are from another race, because it comes off as "racist" or "offensive." People need to chill and just enjoy the video.

[YildizOsmanli]

lol i washed my feet in the sink once and i fell x) tub is easier ahahah the guy just turns around like wtf

[zarf00]

Why so sensitive? All other videos are about specific races and they don't shy away from saying it. I liked it better when you said white people, it's clear that no harm/racism was intended on your part.

[Snali14]

u are funnnnnny

[etattainments]

@fistingallahsniggers if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything at all.

[mujahedeen1987]

and your implying that blonde hair means someone is stupied. Blonde hair like all other hair is a creation of Allah. are you mocking what Allah created?

[hamzahmoin]

@mujahedeen1987 It's actually orange. For you to think it was blonde means you subconsciously think blondes are dim-witted and stupid. Allah created blondes. are you mocking what Allah created?

[smithcas86]

@hamzahmoin Uhhh, wait just a minute buddy. Everyone knows that blond people were carved out of driftwood and had life breathed into them by the All-Father Odin. I mean, come on guy, learn your history.

[mujahedeen1987]

@hamzahmoin im white and muslim, your video is racist and you are racist!

[jamilamin]

what if we respect each other Muslims and non-Muslims ??? we will live in peace

[SAAli95]

@bootclunk

Thats the most narrow minded thing i've heard, im a muslim and i have white friends, you obviously have never interacted with white people, you should try it maybe it will change your mind about them because some are nice (and then maybe you can befriend them :O).

=)

[unk786]

funny video dude..your the man

[pinkrose101s]

@hamzahmoin loll this is hillariouss! but yea i agree with the other guy find a better fit title but otherwise keep it upp!!!! loved itt!

[pinkrose101s]

LOLL! hahahha

[weppi91]

@bootclunk Im white and Im Muslim. So are you saying I cant be my own friend?! :O

[MissssssN]

LOL



[deathguy167]

and wtf I never put my entire foot in the sink while doing wudhu LOL

[deathguy167]

*shit people say

[TheGhostHunter500]

LOL the wudu part happened to me once. some next white guy started staring at me like crazy or somethin

[surayzee]

LOL at the wudu part XD

[OnionGulru]

Worrying how much I can relate to this.

[mohammadzafar]

i think the main concept of the video is humour, it's pretty clear with the ''blonde'' hair he has on lol

anyhow funny vid...i liked it :)

[memyselfandipod]

@hamzahmoin im white and muslim...

[zapricorn2000]

haha Hamza has missed some questions :P

why do you where a hijab?

that muslim is not wearing a hijab?

what, can't men where shorts? man how do you live...oh I guess you are used to trousers no...

[missmillionmaker]

lol

[zeysalvatore]

the wudhu scenes LMAO :D

[Z4IN90]

@MaleOrderBride those muslims are wrong. Allah says we, muslims, aren't allowed to drink (alcohol) or any other thing that intoxicates us and can harm us in any way. And we also cannot eat the flesh of a pig.

[aceofspadesz]

oh, you thirsty uh? LOOOOOOOOLLL

[MaleOrderBride]

EVERY Muslims I know smokes and drinks...I am not kidding...yet they say Allah only cares about demo eating pork...

[propakpatriot]

kind of an inaccurate video but ok,

[Welcometomylife2441]

haha yah i get asked questions like this all the time! you forgot "how do you take a shower wearing a hijab?"... "don't you feel like your suffocating?"..."what if it's like a billion degrees outside would you still have to wear it?" .... lol.

[PraisebetoAllah99]

- "If you were to wear a blue veil, does that make you sad?" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[rasyad22]

#hamzahmoin Please replace "White People" with "non muslims". This video brings a good message except that the title is somewhat racist.

[DeadlyDreamerX]

@rasyad22

Racist? Boy, you outta your mind? Do you even know what Racist means?

[hamzahmoin]

@rasyad22 Success! Not sure why I didn't think of it earlier. Awww yeah.

[acestarone]

@hamzahmoin so many "white" people are offended by these videos. it seems so out of guilt. what nerve to ask you to replace "white people" with non muslims...it is your video..omg.

[subzero1188]

the answer to the last one is YES

[AiahSoliman]

@FarringtonECFU

[fionamoolla]

Ramzaan Day 24 : " Hey you want a bite of my sandwich? Oh right, I forgot you're 'fasting'. Sorry."

[TobyGeralds]

Excellent little touch at 0:50 where the hand washing the foot goes all hesitant. Little things like that bag awards!

[TobyGeralds]

lol this is hilarious. I would totally not mind having a white non-Muslim friend like that. He's funny and he's got a good heart. Plenty of da'wah room there, if you can just move past the topic of pigs and women.

He also has to stop barging into women's steam baths.

[flqat0qamar]

Americans think of shaking hands a way to respect, it is so embarrassing when they wanna shake my hand, but I'm like sorry I don't shake hands ! some of them misunderstanding that :\

[DeadlyDreamerX]

@flqat0qamar

Shake hands, it will not kill you, I swear. We all do it, honey. It's not like you are "fornicating" or something.

[FarringtonECFU]

Omg 0:31, most awkward moments for sisters, amIrite?!

[MuzlemEntertainment]

This is the most accurate Muslim one so far. Congrats!

[thatgirlhibaa]

LOL

[skhaanD]

0:46 LOL!

[applerox101]

lol maniac muslim makes such an awesome blonde!

[TheNbaEveryday]

lmfao

[guyanaprincess66]

the handshake part oh god.. I CANT BREATHE.

[wabdih]

LOL nice

[adenhafsa]

yay first view!

funny:)