Bible Reedit: Genesis

[TehFunnehMann]

@bozealien Well that's all ancient myth, so it's like saying it's wrong to insult Zeus.

[TehFunnehMann]

@bozealien So what?

[TehVoot]

Lost it at Godzilla.

[Nickrulz7553]

lol haahahahahahahahahahaha.......­....aahhh I'm going to hell

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

I always thought god would talk like Cheef.

[Searry]

Fucking godzilla! Ruining everything.

[SheJanel]

SWARMS OF THINGS

[branm99]

I love fiction books.

[bwillems1000]

and God said "[Man] is not good...  It is sh!t"

lololololololol

[bwillems1000]

and God said "Wut the fuk?"

[iNvictaStudios]

Where is our Exodus?

[FoobyZeeky]

And God said, "What the fuck?" And he gave up, and started to masturbate

ROFLMAO

[gagagaaj]

im atheist, but i came to laugh.

[scarman867117]

Godzilla? Genius!!!!

[mikstaslaya]

Finally, a religion that makes sense to me

[RobochaoXX]

good 

[Fawful5]

What's hilarious is that this is ancient Egypt's actual creation myth.

[kobidobidog]

Whatever comes out of God is good even shit,  life is the only thing that God would emit. God laid down his life so your soul would never die, Love him, others now, eternity never cry. The sabbath rest was designed for man,For our bodies to rest was Gods plan, Godzilla is Satan, and he caused death for all. fire he gives consumed with his own fireball.

[kobidobidog]

The good fruit that God did not see was in dark humans like you and me,God came down is Jesus Gods love for all to see, good fruits he's bringing wanting us to give them too. fruits that are freely given are of great value. The serpent that deceived will eat dust,and the soul turned to dust  that is unjust, God is light pure, and knows what is right, he made all life nude why be uptight?

[Sharagran]

Kudos for actually managing to make da bawble interesting.

[MineatThe2nd]

LOL! A joke, nonetheless, but God left Adam to die while ditching everything for sex and Eve?

Hilarious!!

[krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx]

I knew that story about the Tree of Knowledge wasn't want fucked us all up. It was all Godzilla's fault.

[TheFootless]

Let the Earth put forth fruit trees bearing fruit after their fruit with its fruit of the fruit yielding fruit after their fruit on the surface of the fruit of the fruit on the fruit.

[Naushop1]

God smoked a joint.

[ace8656]

i am catholic and i still favorite this video and liked it :p

[TheLegitMan93]

Geez, God really does care about his fruit trees!

[domokunomgrun]

7 people are bible fags

[DarthWobbey]

"God blessed them, because they sneezed."

Holy crap (no pun intended), this was great.

[UltimaXG2]

I like this.

[Zimx02]

God would create man to his image, so he took a shit.

[HerbertHKohl]

Damnit. I have to read Genesis for class but when I got to the part about fruit I just lost it.

[Flargenyargen]

This is by far the best thing I have ever listened to.

[C2H6EthAn]

Haha, so awesome! :D

[TriggerheartExcelica]

Alba Super is awesome.

[BlacksPrower]

Something grabs a hold of my dick & balls

OH FUCK WRONG VIDEO

[AstronAstroll]

@BlacksPrower

Tightly like a pound of bacon!

[BlacksPrower]

God said let the earth put more fruit trees at the fruit of their fruit after the fruit of their fruit on the fruit, but the fruit trees did not grow, and god said what the fuck

[AhcriSlate]

This is brilliant.

[DAJ01]

God was totally winging it.

[TVsFrank81]

He also killed himself.

[ShanesTubes]

"he loved resting, which was second in his heard, only to fucking"

lmfao!

[Bluerage98]

LMFAO the great part about this is that my friends dads name is adam and hes an ass XD

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

So this is how it really happened. Never before has Religion felt this good!

[maclover201]

The entire fourth day...

"God created every living creature that moves... and every living creature that does not move... and every not living creature that does not move... and every not living not creature that does not not not not not move. God did not see that it was not good."

[PinkStrawberry6790]

and god said;

what the fuck?

[Samael16661]

TThis is better than the ceiling catz bible version. I want a full version of the whole bible of this, that'd be awesome.

[VernonKrudlik]

This is all true!

God told me it was. So I'm right, and everyone else can fuck off.

[Thor22289]

God fucking ran away from Godzilla with Eve!!!

Also, I wonder what the original reader would think of all this win.

[FluorescentEnigma]

I consider this translation to be far closer to a literal translation from the original Aramaic into English than the original KJV. If I were a theologist, I would recommend this translation. Bravo!

[ShanesTubes]

holy shit, this is so awesome...

[Skelic]

Great work! 5 stars!

[TehPokeRizzle987]

"God blessed them, because they sneezed"

I still cant stop fucking laughing.

[Korolev61]

Adam and Eve are great names for assholes.

[Shaz1194]

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[PEYTONMOMBERGER]

god blessed them because they sneezed XDDD

5 stars.

[sam0sier]

Sometimes the reader guy pauses like a total, hilarious creeper. XD

"The beautiful.... beautiful.... naked.... flesh..."

5 stars. Hilarious.

[RockEsper]

Please don't kill me

[daniel1982]

Let there not be godzilla.

[Bluetailvappy]

This sounds like a Male version of GLaDOS in some places.

[Venatius]

Appropriate, considering that this was a triumph.

[NintendoWiigee]

i believe

[theitmoo1]

...AND MALE DONKEYS... lmao i love u

[daniel1982]

It is not good. It IS shit.

[451ianDragonist]

So we're created from shit? That exaplains a lot.

[splishsplassh]

This is like Biblical erotica. This would be perfect to teach in Sunday School.

5 stars. XD

[alxtop]

LET THERE NOT BE, GODZILLA!

[mudkiprules4]

LET THERE BE PUSSY! LMAO with the fruit after the fruit and the fruit trees of the fruit

[RedCrescentDemon]

"God said, 'What the fuck?' "

[Tomservo3Alt]

Pusseeeeeeee!!!

[Faulzee]

God blessed them, because they sneezed.

[4Thugno]

and it was so... so...good. it was very... very... good. hahaha

[natertotOO7]

hahaha, waldfield, you are truly a master. i love the way "pussy" sounds when this guy says it

[Faulzee]

....HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA fucking hilarious.xD

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

god is a pervert if you think about it

[b0mbcityrocker]

i was reading the bible, and i stopped after the first sentence because i realise i can listen to this instead...christianity has never sounded cooler

[Marmalade000000]

hilarious!!!

[singinglawnchair]

"God smoked a joint. He also made the stars. He also took a shit."

[Ebrainiac1]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks waldfield. You made my fucking day.

[Hauntzor]

Thank you, God, for creating pussy. Amen to that, amiright?

[XanltheCSG]

@Hauntzor

No, we here in the real world say

"Thanks Godzilla, for destroying Adam and giving us a great porno scene with god and Eve."

[ISteelSoldierI]

His penis erupted covering the surface of the whole Earth

[SeaSerpent50]

5:30 made me think you could do this with Wand of Gamelon characters: Link as Adam, Zelda as Eve and the King as God.

[diamondj118]

God said, "Let there be PUSSY! So I'll have a place to put my cock."

[daRKiERAWR]

it was so good

it was very very good

[JoeTheToucan]

I-I thought I loved you. But-

You make fun of my Faith. WHY щ(°Д°щ )

[Venatius]

It's because you feel the need to Capitalize It Unnecessarily.

[JoeTheToucan]

It''s actually because you like to think you're deep in thought by slagging off others with what you reckon are words of intellect on the commentry of comedy videos, when in all honesty, you're just chattin' shit.

[Venatius]

So,you're saying Waldfield mocks your faith (sorry, your Faith, since it is Deep and Significant and More Important Than Other Peoples', Which Totally Necessitates Changing Even The Laws Of Grammar For Its Sake) because you think poking fun at you is some kind of profound intellectual exercise. I stand corrected. Thank you.

[JoeTheToucan]

Don't mention it

[abyssquick]

"godzilla was breathing flames onto all of god's fruit trees"

God said "aw shit"

[bobbinsthethird]

I lost it at 30 seconds

[whiskycopter]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

[Ebrainiac1]

Let there not be Godzilla.

[Issitheus]

But Godzilla was still there.

[8BitMex]

awesome job waldfield, you're one of the greatest.

[poromise]

i lold hard

[radiantriot]

"God blessed them because they had sneezed"

[LordofBLTs]

OH DAMMIT

[CalicoatMaker]

I lost it at Godzilla. haha

[tomservo3]

I also died when he said penis. this whole thing is the most hilarious thing I've seen.

[tomservo3]

this whole thing is hilarious. I nearly died when he said "godzilla"

[spiceyvideo]

OMG THIS IS SO

SO

GOOD

[spiceyvideo]

fruit

[jeepbabyface]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[340guiltyspark]

lol let there NOT be godzilla

[gamergator]

But it didn't work.  Godzilla was still there.

[f9901758]

Aw shit, I just finished making those fucking trees!

[kulemv]

jeff

[Ebrainiac1]

And god came.

[DemonicToilet]

and god said "let us make man in our image after our likeness, and so he took another shit."

[RavensaursRex]

It's lie a train wreck....into a UFO, so F'ed up you can't turn away.

[voidmaster45]

god blessed them...because they sneezed

[dl902102]

Fruit trees bearing fruit after their fruit with it's fruit of the fruit yielding fruit on the surface of the fruit on the fruit on the fruit?

YOU

ARE

A

GENIUS

[WLDFLD]

I see your god is a lot more succinct than the one in my video :P

[TheDevilbuster]

"He also pitched his tent." XD LOL!!! I can't stop laughing at that. XD

[cakeman19]

Wow I just find out your alive and this is the first vid I see from your new account. I still stand by my statment that you are by far the best sentence mixer ever.

Also, someone should replace all the real audio tapes with this one. Children need to know about the threat of godzilla

[Doyubi]

"It is not good... It IS shit." << gospel

[VanSisean]

Waldfield, I have a recommendation: that you use the Chronicles of Narnia audiobooks as your next material...they'd be relatively easy to obtain AND it would still be original material...

[GamerUntouch]

oh god yesss

[hsapin]

this is kind of offensive but so funny

[EncyclopediaBrownish]

This makes so much more sense than that shit Darwin was talking about.

[FeygeleGoy]

Watch out: Waldfield can take a recording of "The Raven" and turn it into a torrid sex story. I'm sure he can do the same with "Origin of the Species".

[EncyclopediaBrownish]

That's actually the best idea I have heard this entire week.

...I can only imagine the win that would spawn from this.

[CPTHAP]

WORD.

[SeaSerpent50]

'What the fuck, where are all the fruit trees bearing fruit after thier fruit on the fruit.

[nytrospawn]

"And God said, What the fuck"

[Iwilldieoneday]

why god created adam in the first place anyways?...

[Y0UTUB3P00P3R]

for bait for godzilla

[sm2142]

woot Godzilla FTW! no one messes with godzilla!

[Jhazmon]

Can I follow this Bible please?

[Loudynoises]

It's the gospel according to Waldfield!

[2600htz]

Is has so much gooder than the KJV!

[sappinmysentry]

sounds like microsoft sam

[SoiledSnake]

I. just. finished. making. those. fucking. trees.

[kilderok]

Thank you WLDFLD for. this. It was so. so. very. good.

[PecansAreNuts]

The fruit is a lie.

[juanitomarihuanito]

THE CAKE IS A SPY.

[sm2142]

Godzilla? ROFL! leave it to him to mess up the Garden.

[mandalinmills]

LOLZ @ GOD

[WLDFLD]

from the video description

[FeygeleGoy]

Personally, I find it inspirational how you are able to see the hidden meaning of the Bible. It's beautiful how the nature of the divine can be reinterpreted on a level humans can relate to.

Naw, I'm just BSing. However, I do find it amazing how you can create such foul stories from almost any text and make it still flow together with character and plot.

[mrwest15]

Have a sense of humor. Simple.

[sonofLellan]

9_9

[lozeldatkm]

I find your mom very offensive. Quite foul smelling as well. But hey, I live with it.

[DirtyPotterOfficial]

This was awesome. I laughed my ass off so hard.

[Desuchan101]

What is the witch from?

[WLDFLD]

A Tom Tierney clipart book.

:D

[Desuchan101]

Thank you!

And 5 stars.

[NamratsTheStarman]

I always liked that witch.

[RaphaelAbenEzra]

I like when God makes all the different types of "things." That was awesome.

[ShrewdGentleman]

Fucking lost it at "PLEASE.... DON'T.... KILL ME"

[Kingcobrasaurus]

...LOL!!!

this is aweosme!

[FelixPrismus]

The second day. God said, let the Earth put forth fruit trees bearing fruit after their fruit with its fruit of the fruit yielding fruit after their fruit on the surface of the fruit of the fruit on the fruit. But the trees bearing fruit did not grow. And God said, what the fuck

[retrobane]

Guaranteed to be more accurate than the Regular Bible™

[KaksErtsu]

So according to Waldfield the man is made out from crap.

Well, that explains everything!

[BooNube]

Hilarious. Great job!

Oh and Godzilla>God

[spanketyspankety]

I lol'd like a little school girl. This is one of your best yet.

[ragonamuffin]

LOL. Nice one.

[1337guitarist17]

The image of God masturbating while thinking of fruit trees, camels, and male donkeys is what got me.

[TheBlasstard]

I just finished making those fucking trees.

[IMD007]

XD This is amazing

[Doyubi]

God -"Let there not be Godzilla"

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!

[RaphaelAbenEzra]

I, too, found that part hilarious. That and when God blesses Adam and Eve because they sneezed. The whole thing is awesome, but those are my two favorite parts.

[MazxtheXVII]

This is your best audio poop.

[greenphantom]

Great work man!