PEOPLE WHO LET THE PHONE RING & RING...

[19TheBieberHater95]

I luv u to death

[Tongagirl101]

@SupernaturalSamfan. If you watch supernatural then you will get this. I think that DEAN WINCHESTER IS HOTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Shananayful]

love him lol

[TheKirikoUchiha]

chris you got spunk! i love that about you!

[SickestKidz12]

hahahha i love u

[PeaceJoy88]

cause im a first ring type of bitch, BITCH :)

[sweetNsour4720]

Bitches, just answer Chris the first fucking ring bitch! :)

[ZackIronheart]

call me,lol jk

[ZackIronheart]

omg,you are the most fucking awesome person with these vid's. tnks you for the comedy

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[GrrlyGore]

I do not own a phone and it is peaceful.

[xILambyIx]

1:51 - Jim Carrey

[SupernaturalSamfan]

Aha! I loved it! You said 'bitch' every five seconds! You crack me up but it's true I hate it when people take foreverrrrrr to pick up the phone! Oh, and FYI if I picked up the phone from you it would be on the middle of the first ring and all your hear is screaming..aha!

[Carissa495]

Hahahaha, best videoo everr (: lolol !!

[artbot2310]

I don't understand humans with your phone habits.

[PamelaEvaMoore]

hahaha this had me in stiches all night when i first saw this and i still laugh about it, you crack me right up chris :')

[ZaphoraCorrum]

I wouldnt answer a call from you cuz I would die 7 days later

[FatClapMan]

Another crazy person using what people call them in every sentence.

[HeyitsRjbitch]

@itschriscrocker I'm sorry but if I was your friend and I didn't pick up after the first ring then you can take a message because if I had something more Important to do than answer you fucking call than take a message because you don't control my phone and go on and delete my number but remember that you are not whats on my calendar every single day

[Metztli69Manson]

HAHAHA!!!

[CATcatCATwoof]

omg... so funny

[sxychica1]

Hahahaha

[GoddessGirl101]

Ima go, who the fuck is this? Bitch. (:

[KngKnghts]

what a GAYLORD

[youlookingfierce18]

Haha perfection.-3

[SparklyPlum]

Preach.

[hypedd007]

i love this so much. omg

[ChrisLaCIR]

Is this a guy or a girl haha!

[TaiylorJo]

Holy chit let me start off by saying your amazing !!! And I Love your videos and also I recorded that when my friend picked up the phone after the 4 god dam ring and after she Listiom to it i hung up the phone and she called back and I said WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT BITCH

[SamSunshine1990]

so, you want people to kiss-ass and be fake to you?

[sarcasmisakilleer]

HILARIOUS MAN!!

[TotoroLUV12]

Lol :)

[TotoroLUV12]

SOMEONE's a little self-centered...

[AshlynnJoness96]

" Imma first rinnq bitchh ! " Lmao

[theladyjack]

<3

[cf182]

hahahahahaha XDDDDD



[MikoOrtiz]

OMG loved this video! (:

[MsSaraj231]

When I call it's a muthafuckin event! lol

[reb1009]

lol, i wait so long cuz im danceing to my ring tone XD

[goddesscaryn]

For realz chris!

[goddesscaryn]

For realz chris!!!!!

[EbonyPrincess921]

"I'm a first ring type of bitch, bitch!!" <3

[chrismendez69]

omg chris crocker i fuckin love you all ur videos are funny AF!

[PorcelainAtItsFinest]

34s-1min&4seconds is my ringtone bahaha.!

[PamelaEvaMoore]

BECAUSE WHEN I CALL IT'S A FUCKING EVENT, BECAUSE WHEN I CALL IT'S A FUCKING EVENT, BECAUSE WHEN I CALL IT'S A FUCKING EVENT.

[ohaiitsmatt]

IF YOU DON'T ANSWER MY PHONE CALL AFTER THE FIRST RING SOMETHINGS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU... XD

[2012harrypotterfan]

lmfao this made my day :D 

[ShakibaaAAR]

LMAO! I AGREEE AHAAHAHHAHA

[angelamilove]

...... Way too much time on your hands..... seriously.

[SummerLukins]

lol i bet whoever let it ring feels like a douche now :)

[Kate0Loves0Leo666]

Its not safe to drive and vlog at the same time. How can you hold the camera and drive at the same time? That's dangerous.

[JellOISAwesome1]

BC BITCH, WHEN I CALL ITS A FUCKING EVENT!! Lmfao(:

[DeeTrevino2Gee]

Lmao Thiss made my day man real talk u crack me up !

[jessie542lollypop542]

1:01 he speaks the truth...:)

[ughhhx]

"and then when you call ME back ima answer and be like who the fuck is this????" LMFAOOOOO so true laughing so hard

[JazzyShnazzySinging]

I Love How He Says Holidays At 1:59 :D Hahahahahaha!

[youlookingfierce18]

omg 1:40 is hilarous

[youlookingfierce18]

JUMP! CHRIS! AND GRAP THE PHONE!

[leeleebby1990]

trueeee story. that's what i'm motherfuckin sayin'. i'm a first ring type of girl too :)

[enomis1712]

ROFL <3

[xoxocandice17xoxo]

"DIAL YOUR SORRY ASS MUTHA FUCKING NUMBER!"

LMAOOOOOO i was laughing soooo hard!!

[Scalloz]

HAHAHA i love this dude.

[KayThaaPkerr]

1.pause video

2.click the cc thing above the views

3.click transcribe audio

4.piss urself

[jessie542lollypop542]

@KayThaaPkerr haha

[killjoy839]

@KayThaaPkerr lol

i wanna see what happens when i do that on a justin bieber vid lol

[youlookingfierce18]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY LOLED!

[aionsrifter1]

:D

[divdawgd]

Life story

[GangOfFriends]

LMAO!!!

[Massiveskinsfan93]

SO FUNNYY! <3

[TMBlackCat]

HAHAHAHAHAH LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[williamVomitFace]

WATCH WITH CAPTIONS!!!! SOOO FUNNY!!!!

[chikchick90210]

Bahahaha!<3 ohh Plz do more Diva vids<3 I love this! this is my favorite vid on youtube!<3 i <3 you Chris!

[zondrah89]

i love when you're a diva! XD

[imaginemason]

Hahahaha! Aw, man, you got it going, Chris.

[MrPatronius]

Amen... Now you got it bitch... The next time I fucking call you, bitch ya betta answer that motherfucker phone on the first ring...OKAY?

[LoganP1990]

Hahaha love itttt

[carafeli]

Yeah it's an unfortunately EVENT!

[lilmissmanderrs]

this would be a good ringtone. hahaha

[lnfidelities]

L O L

[envysdaughter]

you crazy dude but ur awesome

most of the time

[Musictraep]

hhahahahaha, i just love him :D :D

[TeraUichi]

@Musictraep me too, he's just so dramatic I love it.

[Musictraep]

@TeraUichi

yeeeeeeeeeeah you got it :D

[BTroyJ33]

"I thought we were on a first ring basis?" XD

[TiNeUniversal]

So who pissed you off? lol

[diddyify51]

@Bambamyeye i only wish it was

[Angelofdeath6234]

What the hell happened to her since the leave Brittany alone video, now she just looks like a fag than a ugly ass girl

[krystinax0x0x]

lmfao this is sooo relevant

[CaseyLane91]

id be excited to talk to you!

[Friendly0Dan]

Chris you got a new vehicle?

[bambamyeye]

why cant everybody see that this is just a joke? -_-

[Ferretl0ver444]

My phone only rings twice anyways

[thinkred25]

This reminds me of my mom ^_^

[beautifulpeople19]

@thinkred25 I know right! My mom does the same thing! :D

[PunkPrincess47]

what if I don't have caller id?

[Rigbylane]

Well that was rude.

[mexicanginger4]

If you look really close, you can tell this really is the leave britney alone "girl"

[diddles121]

your ass is shoved so damn far up your ass in this video. ive been supporting you through everything but no, this is too far. shut the fuck up. dont use the word 'bitch' every two fucking seconds BITCH. dont add in mother fucking after every third word. learn some respect. dont expect people to bow down to you. thats what people will not do because you are NOT king shit. your a sorry ass youtuber who blurts out his problems on youtube..

[keepitcoolx]

@diddles121 calm down, it's a joke.

[Fastfashionaddict09]

Ahaha I totally agree.

[thamazingrach]

The first ring? The thing is, most people don't have their phones in their hands at all times taking photos and videos of themselves. Fucking narccasist...

[Soon2BAMomma]

Wow! This video was summed up in the first 30 secs. Annoying when you repeat yourself close to twenty times in less than 3 mins. No wonder they dont want to answer!!!!

[tarable30]

Haha I'd answer on the 1st fuckin ring.

[majddoze]

amma make an event on ur ass



[Ruawesome2351]

Omg Chris this is wat every guy i like does to me

[lisababes94]

Hell to the mutha fuckin Yesss !! :D

[Nini606m]

dame ur bipoler

[MrKendra1991]

your so funny chris i love watching your stuff

[Kittie8294]

Dude my fiance does this to me constantly. He even says "Sure baby I'll call you." Then I end up calling and waiting til the five thousandth ring. lol.

[timm9]

anger problem.

[lolitarose111]

1:00 he woud make an awesome southern preacher! lol

ILY Chris

[HELLOcloudburst]

I always take forever to answer the phone! Often I even miss it

[RPhyrexia]

this speaks truth :)

[mnkeyboi21]

Call me

[coolsteven2]

I cant believe I'm SO late for this, but you're fucking gorgeous and I love your voice D:

[myralok]

Bahahah aha! He does speak the truth tho! xD

[Kissmetwiceashard]

lol

[SusayyQ]

Ahahahahahahahaaaa I love u! !!

[rachelshavon]

This should go viral I die laughing!

[ZomBree101]

Got me laughing so hard. XD

[hottyeyez]

....lol...

[dadorable]

is he gay?

[flippykxao]

@dadorable What was your first clue?? lmao

[Valdes0321]

Because bitch, when I call, it's a fuckin' even!

[hayraWEWO]

@ThePasuH yes he is.

[EngMisha]

haha ... i really wanna know who got you on that mood chris :DDD

[ThePasuH]

are you gay?

[8Dsara]

@ThePasuH lmao

[EngMisha]

@ThePasuH seriously !!!!!!

[ThePasuH]

@EngMisha no mate -.- clever one

[RasberryJelly1]

This video cracked me up Chris! And your 'chris crocker is a human' video! You're so good at thinking quickly, the wordplay was funny too! But whats with all the swearing? I never noticed you swearing so much before. I've been watching your videos for years, I love your perspective on things. So yeah, thanks for cheering me up!

[EricosVlogs]

EXACTLY 1:13

[Rockneda]

1:13 to the end got me roundin and is so fuckin true!!!

[Rockneda]

So true Im a first ring person!!! love this video!!!

[industriebauten]

would be an awesome ringtone ;-)

[xandertheseahorse]

1:20 has the best ramp up

THE EYES

[stefieannmusic]

LOL

"BITCH if you ain't excited like its the fuckin HOLIDAYS!..." hahahahaha

freaking love you chris!

[onlyteck25]

hahahha best video ever ur funny XD

[ohaiitsmatt]

the part at 1:50 is killing me XD

[chrissss2005]

lol hahahah

[kachunski]

"and dial your sorry ass muthaFUCKIN number BITCH!"

[lavonne0678]

Hey your taping and driving, looks like you've gotten the hang of driving - If you called we would definitely be on "first ring basis"

[lumariee20]

im so proud you can drive and tape yourself! improving babyyyy

[Bookwork4vampires]

You are the only one allowed to call me a bitch. :)

[boulespuantes]

I dont like when girls swear so much

[yepyepanathefox]

I know how you feel, sweetie. I went through that earlier this year.

[xxKyleysaysxxfckh8xD]

Nah niggah, we anit on a 1st ring bassis. ;DDDD

[suckerlove23]

oh hell yes!

[oOLilKittyOo]

and wat wud u say if the phone were upstairs and u were downstairs and by the time u can answer it 4 or 5 rings have passed?

[565michelle]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH omg go into theater that was the best

[Ranlon]

My dear I'm still waiting on your call, day in day out, but you ain't ringing biatch. So there.

[TheDaniellasaurus]

You ain't the most important person in the world. some people have a life, unlike you.

[nikokalo39]

how did you get that nut cause bitch i need that tell me

no really tell me cause i try to be interesting but it doesn't happen for me

so tell me

[daydreamer1991white]

I am usually rather busy, and I can't just let go of everything I have at hand to answer the phone. If the caller wants something really important, I expect them to leave a voice message or call again until I answer, but usually it is not important, and then I call back when I have the time. I can't see what's the big deal about it.

[twacceinfinniti]

ahah funy

[MzMaihem]

Nobody's calling my arse.

[TheKenDeon]

I LOVE WHEN YOU SPAZZ!!!!! lol you are too funny!!!

[iloveheatherjean]

Bitch when I call, its a fucking event!!

[SovereignSarcasm]

I'd answer your call after the first or second ring Chris :)

[animallove6991]

I love this man. Lmao. :D

[GetTheHook]

not funny

[BleachLoverApril]

Chris, love your face and shit but sometimes I loose my phone, like in my purse...its as if my phone is playing hide and go seek in my purse :(

[xkatiebethx3]

Chris Crocker just went all Kat Williams in this bitch.

[Crazee108]

lol "first ring basis, bitch" =P

[MrCrackhead54]

i love u chris!!!!! ur so fucking rite!!

[chromeheartss]

LOL Ah, gosh, I have seriously been having the WORST day of my life, and you just made me feel 100% better!!! Thank you!!!!!

[vexaciousgrace]

You're an idiot, Chris.

But you are also like crack, and I'm addicted.

[fallenhard709]

XD I LOVE YOU <3

[1910Boo]

i wudnt answer the phone..

[XxXxMadeInChinaxXxX]

Lol i just imagined what it would be to drive by him while he was recording this video.

[darkwoodmovies]

lmao awesome video