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He lives near me but I rarely see him. I saw him the other day and completely didn't recognise him (a black man with long dread-locks, in a town mostly filled with white people, how the hell did I not notice him! lol!). I walked straight past him, then looked back and thought, "hey, I recognise him", then later on that day I realised it was him, lol!
@shinesmile77 Hi I'm Glad you liked it,,, and Merry Christmas to you and your Kids and remember be nice to your Turkey because Turkeys just wanna have fun :)
@breathingtube LOL..will do Sweetheart..Although we may skip turkey and have a large chicken and beef maybe lol..Oh dear, you didnt realise how much your poem would influence us lol..Take care x
so did we lol, my teacher saw the bit when he says turkeys just wanna do reggae and squeals that its too rude haha. just so you know it was a year 10 class
this guy is amazing, he came to my school not to long ago, and he was so good :) Miss bailey asked for this poem spacifically :) i was happy when she did! i love 'wrong radio station' aswell :) WE LOVE YOU BEN x
Have you ever seen a turkey or been around one in real life? They are vicious bastards! Let a turkey into your house and I promise you will lose and eyeball!
were you nice to your turkey ?
ScoutLaRue 1 day ago
guys u kow that jamie kid.... hes so cool o.O
suthers122 2 days ago
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suthers122 2 days ago
yeah i enjoy it man
THEBADMANSadiiq123 2 weeks ago
nice one ben
THEBADMANSadiiq123 2 weeks ago
love u benjamin
jjlovesjam 3 weeks ago
Kudos to Mr. Zephaniah for his compassion and creativity.
Rina Deych, RN
Vegan Nurse
rrrina 3 weeks ago
DUB POETRY TUN UP ! With Spring 2012 release featuring YASUS AFARI with Toots & The Maytals, Black Uhuru, Benjamin Zephaniah, Dub Vijaan & others...Bless it & Set it
itubeus1 1 month ago
Benjamin is the man!
Dogstar404 1 month ago
Benjamin=Martin L King for turkeys
MuhhammadAli 1 month ago 3
Me and MrOMG606 sung this as a rap at school! LOL! It was sick man!
DidyAction 1 month ago
I NEVER get bored of watching this. A master class in performance poetry, and a fantastic poem to boot.
seancoppinger 1 month ago
i blessed the turkey!
NOW TO THE DUCK !!! :D
michael9437835 1 month ago
watched this in english today :') OHH MYY DAYYSSSS :D
NatalieLorelayT 1 month ago 2
@NatalieLorelayT me too!
onlycyz 1 month ago
I listened/watched this in English last week! Hillarious!
HotpointForever 1 month ago 2
really like this poem from benjamin!thx for posting it.
AleexTheLion 1 month ago 2
haha turkeys have rigths !
millbieberlover 2 months ago
nice :)
MrYacub123 2 months ago
benjamin is dyslexic
toontownman1897 2 months ago
I wanna meet dis turkey...and this man!
demonwolf379 2 months ago
Ha ha ha so funny Turkey Uinited
1511ben 2 months ago
What a great guy and a funny one at that!!
nramzan82 2 months ago
i love the poem and benjamin is so funny ha ha ha ha ha
dolphinxl46 3 months ago
He's soo good!!
RovingRabbit 4 months ago
LOL
rjthealy 5 months ago
BZ is great,,,,,,, thats all i gota say!!! Appart from he is amazing,,,, funnnny,,,,,,,,,hirlarious and entertaining
rjthealy 5 months ago
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MsAngelpoison 6 months ago
I love this poem. It's so hilarious. This is the way I would encourage people to become vegetarians. So funny and sweet. Great job, BZ!
nessaholichu 6 months ago
"LET.THE.EAT.CAKE!"
LOLz!
nessaholichu 6 months ago
lol bz i rlly funny, best poem eva :D
StERieL159 7 months ago
Ay man i cant wait for the chop init!
TalkingToMeh 8 months ago
a very funny poem!!
lsteer100 8 months ago
were studying this peon in english, haha:)
yazzaful 8 months ago
@yazzaful same, we were too!!
bonkersme123 8 months ago
@bonkersme123 haha, cool!
yazzaful 8 months ago
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We studying this poem in english now :)
dbzmaniac1955
Same, benji is so epic that all he has to do is start his poem and then people clap, like 'Be nice to your turkeys this christmas CLAP CLAP CLAP'
xzaner1 8 months ago
We studying this poem in english now :)
dbzmaniac1955 8 months ago
He lives near me but I rarely see him. I saw him the other day and completely didn't recognise him (a black man with long dread-locks, in a town mostly filled with white people, how the hell did I not notice him! lol!). I walked straight past him, then looked back and thought, "hey, I recognise him", then later on that day I realised it was him, lol!
MrCoolbeans1990 9 months ago
Happy Easter, too!
oYoYebutu 10 months ago
I just got new idol and new video to my Favourites. This man have a GREAT attitude!
Antsaboy94 10 months ago
we saw this in english so good <3
Mr14jack15 10 months ago
i went to see him today and it was also the last poem
rchklirc1 10 months ago
so funny
Arnoldddue 10 months ago
This is jokes =)
BamItzMexx 11 months ago
Nuff respect for this man.
japjapi 11 months ago
I got to do this for my acting assessment tomorrow!!!!!! But it is sooooooooooooooooo fun.
trojanthegreat 11 months ago
Turkies just wanna play reggae!
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lucaanonymous 1 year ago
We saw this poem in english class.
Guy, you're so good ! :p. It's probably the first poem that made me laugh ;).
2Silversky 1 year ago
were doin this poem at school :) xx soo funny
Cherrypie828111 1 year ago
C'est drôle
Mijumaru5 1 year ago
Ah ah, très drôle.
Mijumaru5 1 year ago
GRRRRRRREEEEAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
alasdeverdad 1 year ago
haha our head read this today-was v,v,v,v lols xx
Malteaseer 1 year ago
awesome :) merry xmas to all turkeys from vegans :)
JPVeganPower 1 year ago 3
watched this in english ...... funny as fuck!! xx
beckyp427 1 year ago
In english we had to write the original version out, translate slang words into formal then we had to listen to this
dannyoneal12 1 year ago
@twilight37a C'est le point de vue des dindes sur le Noel. En Angleterre, on mange le dinde pour le Noel
Yorkshirelass1985 1 year ago
Sa parle de quoi ?
twilight37a 1 year ago
and let them... EAT CAKE!
Jakiladd 1 year ago
Hell yeah! loving this, he rocks, and so do allllll the critters! thanks for posting :)
grimreefers1968 1 year ago
Hiss Kool Mann
kirikoe123 1 year ago
What a cool guy!
progchick1 1 year ago
wHAT A COOL GUY!
progchick1 1 year ago
I watched this tonight with my kids..absooolutely fab and funny, thanks for posting..Merry Christmas!!
shinesmile77 1 year ago 23
@shinesmile77 Hi I'm Glad you liked it,,, and Merry Christmas to you and your Kids and remember be nice to your Turkey because Turkeys just wanna have fun :)
breathingtube 1 year ago 21
@breathingtube LOL..will do Sweetheart..Although we may skip turkey and have a large chicken and beef maybe lol..Oh dear, you didnt realise how much your poem would influence us lol..Take care x
shinesmile77 1 year ago
DUDE I ALMOST MEMORIZED THIS!
sarahiswaytoocool 1 year ago
Last year in school my class had to sing this song in assembly. It was soooo embarrassing :P
mylife1221 1 year ago
We did a poem on pike in english... WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS!!!!
WolfPrincessGirl 1 year ago
this is so funny and theres 3 dick heads who dislikes this:/
LilRD96 1 year ago
omg i better listen to this in english
kyl4edfkmsdk 1 year ago
its soo cool loooooooooooooooooooool
01mrsad 1 year ago
i fucking love this. I first heard it in englsih
Arielpillow 1 year ago
WE listened to this in english
bethanyadamswoot 1 year ago
Be nice to TURKEYS!!
dalekdalekdalek 1 year ago
He came to Finland on Sunday, he was GREAT!
I love him haha!
ONNIHOLTTA 1 year ago
The story of Benjamin Zephaniah and Trkey continues at htp:// oakoak.fi
bOnttoN 1 year ago
i heard a song of him called "crisis, crisis". Where can i find it?
SlayerEmperor 1 year ago
I'm joining TURKEYS UNITED...
ladymusiclover 1 year ago
nice my vegan bro
StoptheSlaughtering 1 year ago
lol funny stuff
rajmax4 1 year ago
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LOL this is some FUNNY ASS stuff!!!!!!!!
rajmax4 1 year ago
lmao i agree , which school u go to ??
i saw it in english , turkeys just wanna play reggeaaa
CallMeEmma101 1 year ago
The cake is a lie. Benj is awesome
Lilnugzz 1 year ago
Ah man, I look up to Ben so much..
I n I read all him work, it's so good
theskatekids 1 year ago
yeah we did dint we 3maneree
skyprincess975 1 year ago
@skyprincess975 Who's this?
3manere 1 year ago
We watched this is school todayy itss soo funnyy :) lol xxx
XEmminBabeX 1 year ago
*i once knew a turkey, whos name was.... well, turkey xD
Llama4President23 1 year ago
i once knew a turket, whos name was.... well, turkey xD
Llama4President23 1 year ago
yo turkey!im on ur side! hehehe lol
Taylorpenguin1 1 year ago
and every turkey has a mum!!!! ha ha ha!!!
way funny
Maxinatorify 1 year ago 4
Lol, well funny
TheWarwickshire 2 years ago 3
haha,, turkeys are wicked haha,
emmerdale44 2 years ago 3
Hehe, funny, let them eat cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fchoudhury13 2 years ago
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turkeys just wanna have fun
007zombie1 2 years ago
We should all be vegan!! BZ rocks :o)
Atlantis294 2 years ago 18
I have met him in person.
Thesassycam 2 years ago 4
i'm meeting him tmrw in assembly, and i kept to introduce him cs i've recited this poem before!! =]
musicbutterfly07 1 year ago
lmao! this is so funny, we listened to it in skool in English lol!
3manere 2 years ago 55
@3manere lol same
Llama4President23 1 year ago
@3manere SAME!! today!!
ConzaRorza123 1 year ago
@3manere loooool me to
yatikable 1 year ago
@3manere Same lol x
Ninja1998x 1 year ago
@3manere same. we went to see him.
amberrhaptamkin 1 year ago
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whit3c 1 year ago
@3manere same
786hamza 1 year ago
@3manere omg same here? Where u from :D
bethanyadamswoot 1 year ago
@3manere i listening to it today
Bront3Elizabeth 1 year ago
@3manere same
MissAbbz2012 1 year ago
@3manere me too
vampireanimewoo 1 year ago
@3manere yeah same
goldenmaryam 1 year ago
@3manere well if you cant spell 'School' you might want to keep at it.
ZombiefiedGoat 1 year ago
@ZombiefiedGoat "skool" is a shortened way of "school" when you type. like:
you= u
your/you're= ur
etc. :)
smallball9 1 year ago
@3manere same!
horill123 1 year ago
@3manere haha so did we!!!!!
leomybaby123 1 year ago
@3manere lol same my teacher was 'singing' it it was sooo funny lol:) xx
Cherrypie828111 1 year ago
@3manere Lol us too!
bcwabass 8 months ago
@3manere
so did we lol, my teacher saw the bit when he says turkeys just wanna do reggae and squeals that its too rude haha. just so you know it was a year 10 class
smelzlikefunk 7 months ago
i watched it today too lmao
ohmymoshinghead6 2 years ago
its funny mon. tuuurkeys are coool
jijbloodkill 2 years ago
we listened to this in class it was funni
astonmerrygoldfan 2 years ago
Wooo Turkeys! I just love this guy. Epic, ever since all those year back when my English teacher read this out to me XD
nerdyandlovingit 2 years ago
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broomy5 2 years ago
JOIN TURKEYS UNITED!!!!
ClariceBean12 2 years ago
Brilliant!
rrrina 2 years ago
i watched this with my school today its so funny
gobbleswoggler 2 years ago
omg same i just watched it todaii
random123sbs 2 years ago
I love it I cant get it out of my head. I've just listend to it today at school in english
Saberhagen19243 2 years ago
lol turkeys rule
2255temp 2 years ago
ahhhh love it
sillystrawberry1995 2 years ago
why for hw?
davidthesmiler 2 years ago
i know this i saw it at school!
rashed123321 2 years ago 2
me to
i like it
andykid53 2 years ago
2:44 Turkeys United!! I watched this vid at school and now i have to do it for hw. All the boys were laughing.
XxMissWebxX 2 years ago
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I have to say this, but this guy had nerve to go on to the Republic campaign.
And then critizise the monarchy just because his ancestors were enslaved. That is a stupid reason.
ocean3da 2 years ago
We love this! :)
britches1985 2 years ago
I love Benjamin, talent & compassion. Thanks for posting. :)
2manylost 2 years ago
2:01 lolz
dk4299 2 years ago
i mean 1:57
dk4299 2 years ago
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dk4299 2 years ago
turkeys are cool! turkeys are wicked! haha lol and i had to do it for hw as well
dk4299 2 years ago
i iz turkey united lol!!!
i had to watch for home work ands i loveeee it!
hope he comes to our school!
rubbermasta 2 years ago
I saw this in assmbally at my school
GrashOfficial 2 years ago
Woop Woop, Member of Turkey's United.
Vegetarian BABY!
SpecialPrincess13 2 years ago
yehh me 2 i hadd to watch this for homework! hahha its soo funny
FjY98 2 years ago
i had to watch this for home work.love it!
rubbermasta 2 years ago
i wanna join turkeys united lol. after i watched this i didn't wanna eat turkey
xxxenglishlover123 2 years ago
benjamin zepahniah rocks!!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing. then my sister said what i'm laughing at.
xxxenglishlover123 2 years ago
i love it, my friend couldn't stop laughing (she got hicups)
superhope96 2 years ago
this guy is amazing, he came to my school not to long ago, and he was so good :) Miss bailey asked for this poem spacifically :) i was happy when she did! i love 'wrong radio station' aswell :) WE LOVE YOU BEN x
shazh4 2 years ago
your a lucky person!
fudge1monkey 2 years ago
I did a speech using this poem as my base I love it
Legomovieguy1 2 years ago
This is awesome? OBVIOUSLY!!
I had to dance at school today...
Auolase 2 years ago
I love it!
peachygal123 2 years ago
my yr 6 class recited this poem for our school cafe and every1 was in fits of laughter. i love this song and he is a vegan so he loves animals
kezwaz100 2 years ago
I love Benjamin Zephaniah! This is poetry which is alive, which has a soul behind it, which feels and expresses without fear. :)
linapao17 2 years ago 2
MAsiv Rispekt!!
sunnyalsaleh 2 years ago
my brother said hes black i no hes racist!!!!
nyx2k0 2 years ago
i saw him today at school had he was amazing
connr3456 2 years ago
Haha i had too watch this in english :L
its well gud (:
xFuturamax 2 years ago
Benjamin we love you!... or at least I do ^^
(still carnivorous mind you)
TheFluorineMartyr 2 years ago 14
amazing man
jabbza96 2 years ago 3
we listened 2 this in english. nd now we have 2 perfrom this
mesembe 2 years ago 2
Great he is still a brummy at heart.
clockworkwar 2 years ago 2
A phycalogical scar
DarkShadowSoul1 2 years ago
well, my brother does...
DarkShadowSoul1 2 years ago
Have you ever seen a turkey or been around one in real life? They are vicious bastards! Let a turkey into your house and I promise you will lose and eyeball!
TheCavemanRunneth 2 years ago 3
Yeah their real nasty, one attacked me and my brother because it escaped, i have a scar...
DarkShadowSoul1 2 years ago
i went to see him with my school and was expecting something boring but he is the best poet i know!!
MizzRebeccaC 2 years ago 3
sick poem glad i live were he used 2 :)
ronaldowannabee 2 years ago
Be nice to your turkey's this christmas.
It could be your mate and not on your plate LOL!
kooora18 2 years ago
this is sooo funny
Lovinlou2694 2 years ago
you can talk turkey; you can talk anything with me. Wonderful intense guy.
melseco 3 years ago
i love this poet! ive got talking turkes in my sisters poerty book! ROCK ON DUDE!
catcrazyella 3 years ago
another legendry brummie :)
bluebennjy99 3 years ago
good poet it is so funny!!!
thep122 3 years ago
hes so gud and funny =D
michellenorah 3 years ago
The Brummy undertones just cap it off.
Galadriel1010 3 years ago 2
love him, love him so much great poet.
waffiki 3 years ago
i love it when he says every turkey has a mum look at his face its so funny goon actor!! =)
shandy44444 3 years ago
Great actor :D
Blinkoo182 3 years ago