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  • OMG!at first i thought it was a HowCast video!xD

  • can we sing "I JUST HAD SEXXXXX AND IT FELT SO GOOD"??

  • oooohw....so it's my victory dance that scare all the girls off :O

  • Mhmm...Got it! :)

  • wat dose call of duty hav to do with this?!!!

  • How not to behave after sexy= The Sourest Patch

  • Has this anything to do with call of duty???

  • @97epicman another idiotic comment

  • @KevNSuraj no seriously search up call of duty and look down it has this...

  • haha,.

    how to act after sex,,.. get dress &get the fuck up out,. haha

    thats how,.

  • This video is very poor. My partner talks to me about nonsexual things while we have sex and I talk back about nonsexual things and occasional they comment on my performance or I comment on their performance and we smile and laugh. It isn't hard to stay awake for either of us and it isn't hard to act normal after sex. We have sex and continue our daily lives. If we have to go do something, we do it. If we were talking about TV before, then we do that. If we're hungry, we eat. Video = stupid.

  • Soooooooooooooooo gggggggaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

  • I JUST CAN'T STOP WATCHING WATCH VIDEOJUG HAS TO SAY WTH!!! MAKE IT STOP! D:

  • Sexy from allie

  • girls have to talk after sex? oh comon!

  • Man I get so side tracked on youtube, 2 hours ago I was like "Okay this will be the last video" :(

  • massages, cuddle, sleep. If it was any good, thats all you'll want to atferwards.

  • I got from world of warcraft to here xD? Pretty weird!! Tho, I would NEVER talk about my dreams/hopes for the future....wtf xD? I would probably also just fall asleep in the mans arms <3

  • hahaha speed things up by agreeing with everything she says

  • lmfao

  • Don't play "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island it pisses them off

  • @TheRebelGod24

    might have to try this now...

  • i started watching video's from college humor!:|

  • A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me

  • This shit is hilarious!

  • YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • 2:13 lol

  • Lol that'd be me at end, blow my load, get dressed & leave.

  • No advice regarding the all important after-sex cigarette. What happened to civilization?

  • Advice for her. Stop fucking talking and go to sleep you fucking slut!.

  • Fuck the hell!!

    Roll down and fall asleep! - That shows her you gave her all a man can give!

    Of course ladies are much more active after sex than men. But keep in mind: you pumped her up with energy; - YOUR energy!!

    So you have every right to roll down and fall asleep.

    If you got a nice lady she's aware of that and she silenty thanks you while you start snorting...

    Oldfashioned way is best way...

  • Такие неестественные улыбки...

  • @doc2455 hahahah!

  • @katatova whats wrong with being british? And just cos they are ugly doesnt mean they are british, but they probably are cos the man talking was british

  • What an ugly couple! I bet (and i heart too that) they are british!

  • After sex you play the "I just had Sex" song...simple!

  • @WMGISGAY

    ahaha , funny xD

  • way to make sex dull!

  • I find that my girlfriend can't talk when I my penis in her mouth so I don't really have this problem.

  • tell the bitch to get out

  • 20 minutes ago i was watching Call of Duty vids, HOW THE #!^% DID I END UP HERE

  • @daconialyre hahaha me too!

  • @daconialyre

    LMAO

  • @daconialyre i don;t want to know what you did to ur disc...

  • @LukRacer

    i did 'something' with the hole in the middle of it ;)

  • @daconialyre ahahahahahahahah CoD: MW3, can't wait to buy it ^^

  • " the male will want to think about what to recive from the fridge but then just fall asleep." omg hahaha

  • Damn I can't do a victory dance. That's why she always gets pissed at me after sex.

  • this is hilarious.

  • no victory dance?  wtf. I dance around like an Navajo trying to bring on the rain

  • brb going to 'express' myself.

  • Am I the only woman who likes to eat and/or sleep after sex? It was my former boyfriend who always talked, than put on TV and moved around... lord it was annoying ;p

  • VICTORY DANCE

  • id be like BITCH GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH

  • Sex feels goof

  • time to unload over you wtf

  • I'd be like bitch I WAS A CHAMP.

  • I want to sleep with a black girl so when we 69 I can call it Ying Yang

  • Maybe eat something or keep fucking more

  • XD I find It's best to cuddle my man after , his head on my breasts as I play with his hair ..that way I can slap his forhead if he drifts off while I'm talking or better for him because I can not see If he is falling asleep

  • HELL YEA, YOL HOES JUST NEED TO STFU AND OR TO SLEEP, OR JUST LEAVE

  • I want to leave, come back victory dance then leave again therefore sparking the mood again for her. ;D

  • yhuu alwayss be lyke anotha round? aha

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  • Bash bitch in head with rock before sex and I guarantee no talking after.

  • i always fart  after sex

  • First things first: I'm a girl.

    Why would I want to talk about hopes and dreams for the future after having sex? I go to the fridge, grab a diet coke, smoke a cigarette, done.

  • @LaliEmiru you are every men's dream girl.

  • @LaliEmiru Same dude what the hell who has conversations after sex??? That just kills it!!

  • @LaliEmiru

    Will u marry me? xd

  • @LaliEmiru Marry me.

  • @LaliEmiru

    I think the next move after sex is ask ur partner where she had hide your under-garments hahahahahah may be u cant find it ur self.

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  • My ex used to fart after we had sex............ ... o.O think i will send him the link to this video xD

  • @bustedkatie85 lol fart wat did u do after he farted lol Sorry if im asking this u dont have to answer if u dont want

  • @TheSheila200 he would just carry on with what he was doing, which was most likely watching tv xD 

  • I just but the money on the nightstand and leave...?

  • 1:04 "But remember now it's time for HER to unload all over YOU." lol

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  • hahaaha its time for her to unload on you lol

  • @7GeorgeB what do you have against mexicans? Just because he was racist towards british people doesn't give you the right to put down another race.

  • Thumbs up If you get pissed off It's a british person speaking every single time ^_^

  • @Bigtailhunter I'm british...

  • @Bigtailhunter fuck off you mexican, english people are much better than whatever chav-flikked country you live in

  • @Bigtailhunter What the hell is wrong with British people?

  • @Turbosonic98 Nothing is wrong with British people, British people are intelligent, smart, well mannered people. and I love their accents, I wish I had an accent like that, lol, but some people in this world criticize race on what they have, and don't. It's pretty stupid to put down a race like that on a lack of knowledge people have.

  • @slayer300012 Thanks. I don't know why Bigtailhunter gets pissed off because a British person is speaking all the time. Canada loves British people though, when I moved here from Britain, everyone kept asking me to say things like watermelon and banana! xD

  • who laughed at the double blank stare at the end?

  • 1:01 = LOL its time for her to unload all over YOU!

  • @Sky71576 CLASSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC!

  • I always go pee after.

  • press 9 for endless victory dance

  • DONE! time for victory dance!

  • i did a victory dance and the girl i was with fell out of bed laughing

  • I'm a girl and all I want is sleep and have him by my side

  • they definetly look llike brother and sister at the end

  • Soo true, im a guy and all i wanna do is NOTHING else but sleep and she always wants to talk

  • That will be me and my girl tonight

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  • 0:37  69 :D

  • I would just leave after I had sex with the girl.. :I

  • Hilarious. Who the hell has to be told these things?!

  • 'time for her to unload all over you' LMFAO!!!!

  • Mayyybbbeee I while keep in mind that he is exhausted after..... and he does go to the kitchen and eat to..... hmmm very informational thank you.

  • No leaving?

  • 1:01 remember now it's time for her to unload all over you lmao wtf

  • this is sooooooooooo funny hahahahaha

  • I just had sex,

    And it felt so good.

    She let me stick my penis inside of her.

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  • ying yang is asian for 69

  • @Iman290 It's "Yin" and Yang

  • @RedKingSnake my bad ;/

  • i swear that after i have my first sex i will listen to that song ''I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOOOOOD!!!!''

  • LMFAO!!! "dont fart loudly" WTF is that?!

  • @ShelBeccah

    That, my friend, is probably good advice. Whether before, during, or after sex.

  • hahaha "it is now time for her to unload all over you" well after that i gotta go change my shitr, cuz i spit coffee all over it... i love the humor u get out of videojug

  • These people have given this alot of thought =P

  • what if shes mute? what do you do then?

  • @Mw2QuiiKScOp3z

    give her a pencil.

  • LOL im a male and my gfs ussaly the one that pass's out afterwards LOL

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  • Victory Dance #FTW

  • What happened too cuddling after sex? That's what me an my fiancé do... Then shortly after we both fall asleep :)

  • would it be okay if i farted in my gf mouth and she had a child?

  • Where can I get a hat like that?

  • time for her to unload all over me wow i thought it was just plain sex

  • give her 10$ and then go take a shit

  • After sex, I smoke a joint.

  • This is why prostitution is so popular, the money is not paying for the services, but for her to leave afterwards no questions asked.

  • uhhhhh probly a bad time to tell you but i have herpies... yeah you should probly get ur self checked

  • After sex, I always play the Top Gun theme. :D

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  • sooo.... what did we just do

  • what to say after sex?! that's easy: "you better go in the kitchen and make me a sandwitch bitch!" I didn't really mean that (for all the feminists out there who would chop my dick off in the sleep)

  • And remember girls, he did all the work, and all you did was lie there. That's why he's exhausted.

  • "Now it's time for her to unload all over you" AHAHAHA

  • @ StupidMonkeyEatFruit

    lololol

  • I'm pretty sure if my man did a victory dance after sex I would be in fits of giggles xD

  • @sacraficialangel7 Agreed! xDD

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  • @sacraficialangel7 A talented man can pleasure a woman in multiple ways.

  • @DontShakeItUp absolutely! especially if he's... ahem, *creative*

  • @sacraficialangel7 i just giggled at the word giggle or the thoght of a victory dance

  • @sacraficialangel7 you should ask him to do it

  • @SpazzmaticTranslated have done. I think he just forgets lol.

  • How to behave after rape.

  • the man like Mr.bin :D

  • No victory dance? Awww.... *puts away Lonely Island cd*

  • *does victory dance*

  • What you do is you say go and make me a sandwich bitch lol XD

  • this is soooo me and him he jus nods off

  • 2:33 ... RIP

  • 0:38 start again with 69?

  • let just Fart wuajajaja LOL

  • omg bieberchannal ur to young to have sex don't kids at ur age like play barbies and crap like that lol to youngf

  • i just act drunk lol

  • I love 1:52 - 2:50 It would be too easy lol

  • 1:32-1:33 he looks so dead! XD

  • victory dance is mandatory

  • creepy music in the background... 0.o

  • The scary music in the background is a nice touch.

  • Marlon Brando ftw