No, I apologize for any confusion caused by my previous comment. The film I recall also took place in a classroom, involved a male teacher, and some students had names like "Lovecraft" and August Derleth.
Oh, and the soundtrack was annoying me; I could not understand even one word, the music was not helping and I also had a sore throat.
Voice over is HELLA of annoying.. Couldn't the producers have found a more pleasant sounding voice??.. One like the late and still great Vincent Price may he rest in peace..
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This film reminds me that people did at one point worship the goddess vulva (because women gave birth to the living); the goddess Cunti.Cunt is not a bad word, or a profane word. In fact, it is a holy word that has a direct correlation to the Divine Mother but later on, bigots pretending to be preachers gave it a derogatory meaning and destroyed statues and worshipers in that manner.
It's interesting actually. When was the last time a piece was created like this ?. I think it's rather good. And questions how sex education is taught in schools to our younger generation. So whether it's weird or not. I don't think one viewer has bothered to think about what this film may be about. But thought instead let's leave stupid criticism that is unnecessary. Now I dont mind criticism but what some people are saying isn't criticism.
Maybe your right, maybe your wrong. It's interesting actually. When was the last time a piece was created like this ?. I think it's rather good. And questions how sex education is taught in schools to our younger generation. So whether it's weird or not. I don't think one viewer has bothered to think about what this film may be about. But thought instead let's leave stupid criticism that is unnecessary. Now I dont mind criticism but what some people are saying isn't criticism.
omg....i just got to 7:27...what the hell. it's like watching a train wreck of evil, possessed orgasms. HOW THE HELL DID THE DIRECTOR GET A RELEASE PERMIT FROM ALL THESE CHILDREN'S PARENTS??
LOL at 6:15, i was imagining the class as a bunch of cocoons hanging off a tree, and he was the last one remaining to yet be covered up completely. ALL THAT REMAINED WAS HIS HEAD AS HE WRANGLED ABOUT LOOKING BACK AND FORTH, RESISTING UNTIL HIS CACOON ENGULFED HIM COMPLETELY.
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This is an incredible video. The style was very unique in my opinion. Its not like anything I have seen in these short films. Im in pre-production of my first short film and you have definitly set the bar. I would be lying if I said I wasnt at least a little intimidated. Keep it up.
@physcovideos If only there were some way for the volume of the music to be adjusted without the entire movie having to be remastered.... Curse these infernal machines!
ROLMFAO!!!!! wow this video was funny, into the mind of a young boy realizing the things around him and getting excited about it. Ahh puberty what a funny and confusing time for teens. Love the creative delivery and the different angles, along with the actors. two thumbs up for something different ^_^
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i am a big fan can you watch little green bag short movie it my first film and tell me what you think the thumbnail is four boys looking in a bag please
You have to know a bit about Lovecraft's work to get this one. The Joke about it, is that the whole Monologue is held in H.P. Lovecraft's writing style. And the Voice Actor did an astonishing Job.
@borborad He sure did. I bet in real life Susan Lovecraft would have gone insane at the thought of teaching Lovecraft about sex, keeping in mind her own personal demons. And it was creepy having his mother teach him, lol. But Sonia Greene said Lovecraft was an adequately excellent lover, whatever that means. so maybe the young 7th grade Lovecraft passed with a C at the very least.
it's pretty strange, but kinda funny. it reminds me off the war of the worlds radio broadcast by that guy. the way the narrator talks is very disturbing like the guy from war of the worlds.
HOLLY shitballs, im a film student and this is by far the best ive seen on youtube, haence it winning sundane !! - i shall show this to my other freinds & fellow students who are worthy !!!! - WELL DONE ! soo hard to find realy good stuff on youtube
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No, I apologize for any confusion caused by my previous comment. The film I recall also took place in a classroom, involved a male teacher, and some students had names like "Lovecraft" and August Derleth.
Oh, and the soundtrack was annoying me; I could not understand even one word, the music was not helping and I also had a sore throat.
EmmetEarwax 4 hours ago
I think I saw this on Rod Serling's NIGHT GALLERY years ago. It was the successor to TWILIGHT ZONE.
EmmetEarwax 4 hours ago
What the hell is the song title? I love it but it's not in the credits.
rabidphantomfan 4 hours ago
Voice over is HELLA of annoying.. Couldn't the producers have found a more pleasant sounding voice??.. One like the late and still great Vincent Price may he rest in peace..
communistjesus 1 day ago
WOW! This was brilliant! Awesome work guys. I LOVED it!
Yargbarg123 1 day ago 2
I think HP Lovecraft had this experience in school. It would explain a lot.
XanthusPictures 1 day ago
Lol
pretty fucking funny
pfl95 2 days ago
wtf?
jstone114 3 days ago
I was watching this and my mom walked in. I turn on porn. It was easier to explain.
CodeMasala 3 days ago
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LoadnVoteSite 4 days ago
This is seriously good narration
josharnfield 4 days ago
:)) what an explanation
ameriknu698 5 days ago
Thats funny!
PaperatHeart 5 days ago
seems a burton's short
the narrator the acent hahah
thinkthankfilms 6 days ago
wasting of time
Joooobz 6 days ago
second time seeing it and it is still delightfully weird.
906087 6 days ago
Was funny at the beginning but his voice got to irritating later on....
TheNimfadora 6 days ago
Hilarious and well written.
MiBellaAlma 6 days ago
Never masturbate in class, lil'boy! hahahahahaha, wierd sh!t
nathitshabalala 6 days ago
i just stopped, too weird......
nick624179 1 week ago
wtf did i just see?
drudigger 1 week ago
i stopped at 3.55, couldn't stand it
ConvertAllStar 1 week ago
@mrmonkeydeamond 12 minutes is short
thelonious1111 1 week ago
Short Film???? it goes for 12mins ;/
MrMonkeyDeamond 1 week ago
wat the
lebolover2011 1 week ago
what the whattt???
lolok889 1 week ago
Oh. My. God. What da faq was that ahahahaha. I honestly laughed my weirded out ass off.
funkychickengrl 1 week ago
This film reminds me that people did at one point worship the goddess vulva (because women gave birth to the living); the goddess Cunti.Cunt is not a bad word, or a profane word. In fact, it is a holy word that has a direct correlation to the Divine Mother but later on, bigots pretending to be preachers gave it a derogatory meaning and destroyed statues and worshipers in that manner.
tobybiscuits 1 week ago
Clicked off at 05:51, due to boredom.
SuperFromatoz 1 week ago
dafuq did i just watch?????
giannifur 1 week ago
13 minutes of weirdness!
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It's interesting actually. When was the last time a piece was created like this ?. I think it's rather good. And questions how sex education is taught in schools to our younger generation. So whether it's weird or not. I don't think one viewer has bothered to think about what this film may be about. But thought instead let's leave stupid criticism that is unnecessary. Now I dont mind criticism but what some people are saying isn't criticism.
LeonardVeselajTV 1 week ago
Very good creation guys, Awesome Acting and Cinematography. Very well work everything. All the best for the all entire crew of this film.
reshancf1 1 week ago
What the fuck?
xHysTeRiaOG 2 weeks ago
WTF
TheHTDx 2 weeks ago
I'm in THAT art of YouTube again...
BringOnTheSushi 2 weeks ago
Great story, acting, and cinematography!
BobandTrudiMovies 2 weeks ago
Ummmm...I was eating o.O
UnicornP0rn78 2 weeks ago
Lovecraftian sex ed, loved it! Good ending
wtfbbqcheez 2 weeks ago
@wtfbbqcheez
Well said. An amazing piece. That has an interesting story line. And great acting too.
LeonardVeselajTV 1 week ago
I can't believe I watched this whole thing.
FOLKFRANK 2 weeks ago
O_o
WhiteIceyDevil 2 weeks ago
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time
planeswalker2012 3 weeks ago
These things happen...
chaosfive55 3 weeks ago
i have the weirdest boner right now.......
martymar18 3 weeks ago 3
heres a great funny short film!!!
/watch?v=31V6McsAhek
sirzacharythe2nd 3 weeks ago
His voice annoys me it was really hard to make it through this short film but I guess it was good, kinda turned me onLOL
jasonanimei 3 weeks ago
Sorry but that just was plain creepy
CrazyPlatypus99 3 weeks ago
Probably the biggest waste of my time there has ever been.
braden17pro 3 weeks ago
Awesome.
starvelingmoonshine 3 weeks ago
Good ole' Lovecraft...
LadyOrnitia 3 weeks ago
The narrator sounds like Peter Gault in his track, "Cosmic Vagina".
TheLadyMonster 3 weeks ago
This is like what a modern day Louise Carol would do for sex education.
906087 3 weeks ago
Hilarious
MiBellaAlma 3 weeks ago
o.O what D:
TheAngelsLoveMe 3 weeks ago
omg thats retarded..... and now im scared to have sex ed this year btw creepy music
thecrazies9 3 weeks ago
the birth of clasturbation
adderaliers 4 weeks ago
this is the world wierdest video ever.....
101miamibronzer 4 weeks ago 27
@101miamibronzer
Maybe your right, maybe your wrong. It's interesting actually. When was the last time a piece was created like this ?. I think it's rather good. And questions how sex education is taught in schools to our younger generation. So whether it's weird or not. I don't think one viewer has bothered to think about what this film may be about. But thought instead let's leave stupid criticism that is unnecessary. Now I dont mind criticism but what some people are saying isn't criticism.
LeonardVeselajTV 1 week ago
Him who is not to be named....VOLDEMORT!
theBBNJ 1 month ago
I swear, this is how I viewed sex ed class...like a freakin' horror movie. If I have kids, this will be part of their Talk.
chessysensei 1 month ago 8
Great writing loved it
fluffykota 1 month ago
I just couldn't make it through this film...
pjspelce 1 month ago
its coo at first, but it gets annoying after while
hardhustle92 1 month ago
that was.....artistic? i think i'm forever scarred.
avengerofwafflez 1 month ago
im pretty pissed ive almost finished highschool and never had a sex ed class.
chrissjg 1 month ago
O.o
TheVisionaryTwo 1 month ago
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!
lol
OmRandEr 1 month ago
U speak too much! I do not enjoyed it at all
MarianovPlocki 1 month ago
I totally remember when this happened to me!
topem97 1 month ago
That's just... wrong.
ycrem0n 1 month ago
Wtf did I just watch
XxIXxGOXxRAWR 1 month ago
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vegafarm 1 month ago
Mixed feelings... Not quite my type of film but id give it a good 6 or 5 out of 10
IKTHYIA 1 month ago
OMG BRAVO!!!!!!!! FRICKIN BRAVO!
AprilnHutch 1 month ago
WTFFF
SierraCortez1433 1 month ago
HAHA OMG i just finished the ending...this video is quite original, funny, horny, and most of all, "WHAT-THE-F-CK!!??" inducing.
cmgreen4 1 month ago
omg....i just got to 7:27...what the hell. it's like watching a train wreck of evil, possessed orgasms. HOW THE HELL DID THE DIRECTOR GET A RELEASE PERMIT FROM ALL THESE CHILDREN'S PARENTS??
cmgreen4 1 month ago
LOL at 6:15, i was imagining the class as a bunch of cocoons hanging off a tree, and he was the last one remaining to yet be covered up completely. ALL THAT REMAINED WAS HIS HEAD AS HE WRANGLED ABOUT LOOKING BACK AND FORTH, RESISTING UNTIL HIS CACOON ENGULFED HIM COMPLETELY.
cmgreen4 1 month ago
What the fuck did I just watch. Seriously.
krypter3 1 month ago
This is probably the weirdest thing I've seen in my life. Ever.
DucksGoQuack07 1 month ago
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indiandave34 1 month ago
This is why sex education is so low in schools....
ThisIsDjYigytugd 1 month ago 3
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SuppProd2011 1 month ago
THE PENIS
EggPlantPocky03 1 month ago
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analuisaazedo91 1 month ago
yup, this was my classmates were like in 6th grade
Jmtc3Man 1 month ago
they should show this video in sex ed lol
marcoscody1 1 month ago 2
@marcoscody1 YES
Jmtc3Man 1 month ago
This was a fun viewing. Bravo. I feel your pain Howard. lol.
thechaz83 1 month ago
this is intense... But stupid.
jaysonr0 1 month ago
Incredible.
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adf789 1 month ago
The film makers could have stood to take off a good five minutes, too.
Andrehippie12 1 month ago
The way the narrator speaks is just too over dramatic to be listenable.
Andrehippie12 1 month ago
Yeah, that was pretty much my thought process going through sex ed too.
SpazInBlack 1 month ago
That was brilliant.. I think?
ryansmithofficialUK 1 month ago
this must have been a joy to film....
MsNinjaProdigy 1 month ago
What a LAD!
TouchedMadness 1 month ago
Shit now i'm in the weird part of youtube again...
saibertempist 1 month ago 86
@saibertempist Welcome...
supersisi13 1 month ago
Soooooooooooo he ejaculated.
MrJetaime555 1 month ago
love this one......... the hole story, the hole thing....photography was perfect .......... i liked the cramps kind of sound and voice :p
sometypeinc 1 month ago 2
This ahs to have been the absalute freakiest and weird short film i have ever seen, yet for some reason that i cannot begin to fathom... i liked it.
YashilDE 2 months ago
Mindblowingly good.
JamesMusicGuy 2 months ago
WHAT
THE FUCK
WAS THIS!
DondeEstaVee 2 months ago
Looks like Twilight has a competition here or even Justin Beiber
alienkishorekumar 2 months ago
The Wall meets Edgar Allen Poe meets H P Lovecraft
markfreemon 2 months ago 4
i feel so violated
partyhardy551 2 months ago 26
dont worry i didnt plan on sleeping tonight anyway.
zombieX111222333 2 months ago 4
im in the weird part of youtube 0.0
kiaravega1 2 months ago
am i the only one who finds his voice really really creeppyy???? ._.
lilbubbles73 2 months ago
omgg so wierrd
fightforyourlove101 2 months ago
This is an incredible video. The style was very unique in my opinion. Its not like anything I have seen in these short films. Im in pre-production of my first short film and you have definitly set the bar. I would be lying if I said I wasnt at least a little intimidated. Keep it up.
AnakinSkyballer 2 months ago 5
You need to kill yourself for this video...
montoreus 2 months ago
@montoreus Hey come on now, there is no reason to be mean.
thechaz83 1 month ago
WT.......F.
ghavguru 2 months ago
O.O -- My face the whole time while watching this.
Ampsplifier 2 months ago
the ending made me laugh sooooooo hard
TraviieMoon 2 months ago
wtf
billyandsillyforever 2 months ago
what the hell..lol...funny shit,..
mikelstone1 2 months ago
3 word What the hell ?
TheNoteting 2 months ago
The music is too loud.
physcovideos 2 months ago
@physcovideos If only there were some way for the volume of the music to be adjusted without the entire movie having to be remastered.... Curse these infernal machines!
adams4520 1 month ago
whats opening song? please anyone?
MrSkipper551 2 months ago
Wtf.
mambalam2248 2 months ago
ROLMFAO!!!!! wow this video was funny, into the mind of a young boy realizing the things around him and getting excited about it. Ahh puberty what a funny and confusing time for teens. Love the creative delivery and the different angles, along with the actors. two thumbs up for something different ^_^
krispy73 2 months ago
Did anyone else think of Pink Floyds the Wall when watching this?lol
yocorrocontrajeras 2 months ago
what just happened
artx4321 2 months ago
hahaha! I'm shock! XD
morzdgreat 2 months ago
what the hell!?!?
beastracerchick 2 months ago
dude...im freaked out..
CONNERBOYETT 2 months ago
HIM WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED!!!
nsnluver101 2 months ago
196 people haven't sexual education.
Gigatless 2 months ago
"STRIPS OF MOTHER OF PEARRRRRL STRECTCHED ALONG THE FLOOR AS IF...SOME SLIMY BEAST WAS RELEASED WITHIN MEEEE"
-best line of the film XD
lalasasa14 2 months ago
WTF??!?!?!?!?! IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES!!!
mydgetboy 2 months ago
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mydgetboy 2 months ago
Help.... Me
KeyEpic 2 months ago
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MrSamuel745 2 months ago
I have a nagging suspicion that this is how Lovecraft actually viewed sex.
larodem 2 months ago 43
Where is Justin Bieber?
anupchowdary 2 months ago
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Ghostlymuso 2 months ago
Strange but I enjoyed it, good work
jasonscottguinn 2 months ago
hey guys im not trying to advertise or anything but i just watched this short film made by high schoolers that was really good for their age. Check it out, i was very impressed
/watch?v=ipjTOur7A78
onefive10 2 months ago
This is what republicans think happen in schools.
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i am a big fan can you watch little green bag short movie it my first film and tell me what you think the thumbnail is four boys looking in a bag please
moviemad25 2 months ago
You have to know a bit about Lovecraft's work to get this one. The Joke about it, is that the whole Monologue is held in H.P. Lovecraft's writing style. And the Voice Actor did an astonishing Job.
borborad 2 months ago 3
@borborad He sure did. I bet in real life Susan Lovecraft would have gone insane at the thought of teaching Lovecraft about sex, keeping in mind her own personal demons. And it was creepy having his mother teach him, lol. But Sonia Greene said Lovecraft was an adequately excellent lover, whatever that means. so maybe the young 7th grade Lovecraft passed with a C at the very least.
thechaz83 1 month ago
Thanks to this vid, I got some fucking tips...
pusilnilapulapu123 2 months ago
Ok for the first 5 five minutes I truly believed this kid was insane and i had no idea what was going on then i understood what was going on.
polarbears34 2 months ago
@polarbears34 i watched the whole thing and barely got wtf was going on
ForzaAquila 2 months ago
Utterly amazing. Thoroughly Lovecraftian, darkly funny, and embarrassing and true.
UniversalWhatnot 2 months ago 2
BEST VOICE EVER
M2Shab 2 months ago
the voiceover sounds like plankton from spongebob
BuySwagger 2 months ago 2
Pretty funny - brings back memories of 7th-8th grade indeed.
MrYankHoe 2 months ago
THIS
IS
THE PENIS!
TheKovaks 2 months ago
I could feel every emotion growing inside me. That's so nice to know that there s still genious stuff like this in the world.
TheDreamerSy 2 months ago
When you see ''Privates'' in school is akward and scary ... x(
XCutePupa 3 months ago
it's pretty strange, but kinda funny. it reminds me off the war of the worlds radio broadcast by that guy. the way the narrator talks is very disturbing like the guy from war of the worlds.
FilmHerd 3 months ago
WTF!?
MrTGS20 3 months ago
WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
NerdTrioTV 3 months ago 72
HOLLY shitballs, im a film student and this is by far the best ive seen on youtube, haence it winning sundane !! - i shall show this to my other freinds & fellow students who are worthy !!!! - WELL DONE ! soo hard to find realy good stuff on youtube
shitchops 3 months ago
Amazing Narration loved the voice very good flick.
lcafilms1 3 months ago
00.31 is that a pokemon?
jenzie7 3 months ago
Cleverbot sent me here.....
L0L
Conkern65 3 months ago 3
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WhyAreWeHere7 3 months ago
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT!!!!!
stjester 3 months ago
I had a wank in class once ...
Didn't end well
IWorshipAsians 3 months ago
WTF?!
FatassFromSingapore 3 months ago
Wow. Amazing
MrBOURBONATOR 3 months ago
How did I get here?
miss10rsax1223 3 months ago
the wall mch
thatdutchguy420 3 months ago
excellent lol
Piatasify 3 months ago
I found this quite weird and funny
Skar200 3 months ago
Him who must not be named!
Milkfist 3 months ago
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