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  • We were at an amusement park, she didn't want to ride a rollercoaster, and I told her "But I thought you liked being upside down."

  • I once said that I had to ask the voices permission to date you.

  • I once told a girl I would rather have a wank.

  • Wow they are assholes...my boyfriend is so much nicer and sweeter than these assfaces.

  • @Harunappa lol thats what he makes you think haha

  • i was playing lineage2 and my gf asked me to tell her something nice... well i did... i said: 11000+ online!

  • i once said," i love you" why!!!!?

  • what do you do for 5 bugs

  • "I do."

  • Best friend told a girl I slept with (who wasnt pregnant) ..., "Are you pregnant? (she said no) Oh so you're just fat! " 0_0

  • I have many. One really good one was your pussy smells like rotten garbage! If you think thats wrong it really did!!!!!!

  • @jasonbear72 Wow...i want to know how she reacted to it...

  • @jasonbear72 @Harunappa she was infuriated but I have such a poker face I think that made it worse. She was f-ing humiliated.

  • PAH, who'd date these assholes anyway? :P I feel sorry for the women that had to get stuck with these losers. XDDD What pig-ish men. 1. Cleaning is supposed to be a balanced job, and if she's doing the dishers he should do the recycling. 2. Don't compare a girl to her sister, please. Just don't. 3. Of course flying in without telling is stressful, but try to handle it with a better attitude.

  • @kakashidemon321 Lol, I'm dating a girl who has a twin... You have NO idea how hard it is to not compare them... I mean not in the way to where it's, 'oh she's better at this.' It's more along the lines of her trying to ask who's prettier... I say her of course, and then I realized they switched on me...

  • I once insulted a girl that I had been waiting for, the very first moment she talked to me on a friendly and interested way...she never talked me back, she must had known I was tired of her neglection and indiference, anyway, it was a mistake, I never intended to insult her... :((( what can we do now? she still doesn't talks to me...

  • "Worst case scenario: we can just stop by Planned Parenthood tomorrow"

  • like the fat guy in the white he cudnt get a date even if his date was blind thas bad lol a guy told me that i was rite 4him but just not rit now wtf

  • some of these guys r pulling shit out of there ass and u can lol im sue half of these guys r lies

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  • I thought a girl a girl was 35, but she was 28 or something. Now Im on her death list lol :P

  • I once said YOU SIS IS HOTTER to my friend who was almost gonna be my girlfriend but with this remark she ended up being not even my friend.

  • @varunishere And thank god she stopped being friends with you before she got too far. :P

  • Once, I told a girl ''Give me a break, you're not that hot''

  • "Your looks kill me" whahahaha

  • I only like your blow jobs.

  • (C) (U) (N)ext (T)uesday

  • You're a shallow, stupid, uninformed, completely useless, inferior cunt.

  • one time i said bitch lmao

  • @helpvidz i cant have sex without saying "bitch" , my penis makes me say it

  • absolutely nothing....drives them insane.

  • @alexgomez83 yes lol when my boyfriend doesnt speak i want to strangle him lol he is soquiet sometimes

  • @alexgomez83 Yes!! Because we fill in the blanks with the worst possible scenarios. I starting to get your guy's tricks. lol

  • @alexgomez83 haha that was very different from all of the other answers.

  • Worst thing I've ever said:

    "You are the most deplorable human being I have ever met."

  • 0:59 "Are you sure you wanna be doing this in front of me!?"

    That was hard, man!!!!

  • Worst thing I ever said, when this woman who was 25+ my age and overweight and nasty asked me if I'd screw her, was "I'd rather die."

  • if you say "your looks kill me!" it could be taken as "Your so ugly- your looks kill me!" so that may or may NOT be a pick up line that works. It's a little to unclear on the meaning.

  • lies lies and more lies. some of these guys couldnt get a date let alone bang both sisters.

  • i once called my bird a spoilt  ignorant arrogant, petulant bone idle head working narcissist slapper!! ....and thats exactly what she was!

  • One time we were at a theme park and her cousin, her cousin's boyfriend, and I want to get on a roller coaster and she didnt. She said "No way" and I said "but I thought you liked being upside down".

  • this girl said: "I went down on you, why won't you go down on me?" I replied in deadpan: " because I have standards."

  • worst think i've ever said to a girl was taco and we went out to get tacos together.

  • "your mom is hotter." LOLLLL.

  • your mom is hotter  1:16...:))

  • the worst thing that i've said to a woman was thet she was born when a bear fucked an oak tree

  • Your sick man!

  • "are you sure u want to be doing this in front of me" lmfao

  • oh lalala the host is hot <3

  • How did these guys get girlfriends lol especially the guy at 0.50

  • i have a good one. in the middle of sex look distantly in her eyes. tell her to lay next to you and say "I am not attracted to you anymore"

  • HAAHAHAHAHAHAHH !

    LMFAO !

    your looks kill me .

    that's kinda cute :))

  • This one girl called me crying one time. She said she loved me. I said cool. Then she cried some more.

  • cool wth? i dont know how to answer it to but i never gonna say cool xD

  • She was probably on her period. Or feeling guilty.

  • I was drunk and this girl was talking to me about my friend and said how he didn't like her because she is not good looking and I told her no shit!

  • fukk dis sheeeit yu should lie to gurls all da tiem and fukk dem dry, n let dem go

  • oh that even reminds me , my long distant gal i had goin on with after a 1 yr relationship.. stripd for me online... since i felt that our reltionship is based on sincerity.. i sed i didnt feel a thing.. wich was true.. how much i regret it... a month later. we broke up !!! ouch !!!

  • well i told gals , they dont have an ass. or if they they were flat chest .. i stated the obvious..

    i was humorful as can be. but they were defensive as hell. i sorta felt bad about it.... but when i remember they immediate reaction to it. ooooooo PRICELESS !!!!!

  • I once told a girl "I don't know how I feel about you". OUCH!

  • yes, very ouch!

  • @c00lwatter I think that's honest..

  • " Your looks kill me..." bAD PICKUP LINE TO GIRLS. Could be taken as " Your looks are so bad you kill me." :P

  • lol never say to your girlfriend that their mom is hotter then her

  • hahahahaha

    i've done that!!!!

    and got dumped lol

  • yeah so tru iv got my mum luks better den i do bak wen she was younger (she apprntly lukd lyk kim kardashian) but even that pissd me off

  • its not all about the holes. And youve lied b4. lol funny tho.

  • yea kinda true libertyman but you could still fuck all thoze holez tho.. that's alwayz a plus.

  • Hey! Alvin called. He said he wants his teeth back!

    Damn, girl you put on some weight!

  • In my city there was a couple of school teachers. One night they were rocking the casbah and the woman says "The ceiling needs to be painted...".

    They divorced XD

  • Wow these guys are jerks

  • Not completely, you should hear what i said to my last ex.

  • wat u say??

  • LMAO wow

    my brother told his girlfriend one time..

    "wheres your sunglasses?" & when she asked why hes like "you look hotter with them on" NEVER HEARD FROM HER AGAIN

  • I'm ashamed :X

  • Adam was soo robbed...Kris is boring bland , plain an cant sing...the fans are brain dead an idiots..Adam is best singer EVER!!! on that show....a once in a life time talent.

  • your mom is hotter, boom xD

  • 01:00

    He looks like Mr.Incredible from 'The Incredibles' movie! :o

  • your looks kill me? that is frigging awesome!

  • What I've ever say to my girlfriend is :' Umm actually, the Aliens at the outer space, should be more sexy and hotter than you...and your body kills my, like a elephant...' but eventually, she is a nice girl... I quite regret.

  • i only have 2 questions....1: What are you smoking? and 2: Where can I get some?

  • Worst thing a guy ever said to me when he tried to pick me up... -_-;

    Nice guy at first, or so it seemed... He wanted to know what there was to do in my city for fun, and I told him he could go bowling. (XD I'm naive.) Aaand then he started talking about how big his penis was and how much I would love to suck on it. I told him I was lesbian. Very very lesbian. He still didn't leave me alone. -__-;;

  • Lol, how did you get rid of him? :)

  • It wasn't easy. I think I finally convinced him I found men repulsive... He said that he'd still like to take me out for a stroll or something one day, so I told him maybe next week because I was busy this week, and he said "sure I'll see you then." ans walked away. -_-; I'm still afraid to go back to that mall.

  • Sounds creepy...

    :)

  • the worst thing i've ever said to a women is, she was taking her pants off for the first time infront of me and i said is that a penis? and she got really mad

  • OMFG, your mom is hotter

    xD that's so epic

  • you're mum is hotter?? wth is wrong withcu D8< you dun say that! and your looks kill me is..that's just terrible XDD haha

  • your mom is hotter, wtf, hha

  • I told a girl to "go find another guy to support you" as I dumped her.

  • OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh UR Mums hotter!!! OHhhhhhhhhhh!! hahaha

  • I can remember saying to this one girl I was infatuated with while she was with a friend doing gymnastics in her front yard, "Be careful not to flup on yer hed." That's the dumbest thing I can remember saying, but you have to consider I was 11. But you're asking what is "worst thing", not the dumbest. That would probably be something I would've said to this other girl I used to pick on. It was one of those awkward teenage situations where I was friends with her brothers.

  • It depends on exactly what you would consider a "woman". It could mean any woman 18+, including your granny. In this case, I guess you mean a female woman/girl type thing that you have a romantic interest in. Now since I've been interested in girls since around the age of 6, that would also have to be included. That makes it hard to remember what I have said to them, on top of my lack of ability to remember things I've said anyway.

  • *DATING

  • hahahaha i love how people fix the typos. :D

  • I said the worst thing u can say to a girl... here's the story.

    There's this girl that liked me, i had no interest in her. My friends and i met up with girls at a restaurant. The girl that liked me was there - i was annoyed! I was happy, talking, & eating. Then, she began to make small talk with me.

    Her: So what did you do today?

    Me: Nothing much.

    Her: Oh, so you were at home all day?

    Me: Ya

    Her: Why are you answering with one worded answers?

    Me: YOU ACT LIKE WERE DATEING!

  • NEVER, EVER, NEVER tell them THEY'RE FAT!!!

  • but what if they are? :D

  • Even if they are, get ready for an attitude! Regardless of thin or fat, they will get it. Obviously if you don't care for her then is a great way to piss them off ha ha ha :D

  • LOL and also dont tell them that they looked like they have lost weight ..... lost weight = use to be PHAT. o.o or just a little bigger?

  • okay girls, like me, look in the mirror all the time. I think we would know if we were fat or not, and we don't need you guys to point it out. btw, i'm not fat, but my good friend is. she would know.

  • shh. your fat

  • Hahaha, 'my good friend is'. What a liar she is. lol.

  • I think you're a little too skinny... How's that?

  • hahaha i'm neither. im perfect. :P

    (haha wow, that sounds real cocky.)

    Im average. And what about you guys? average, massively obese, lol, skinny peeps who eat and eat and don't gain a pound?

  • 0:22 a fcking squirrel made it to National TV..

    I said to my GF..

    go home and whine about why you are so conservative...

    (does saying it while drunk count?)

  • Once I was working at a book store and a girl walked in and it looked like she was pregnant. So I asked when the baby was due... She wasn't pregnant.

  • gosh, these guys are such idiots

  • idiots? or possibly the wisest men who ever lived!

  • idiots.

  • An girl once ask me if i ever lied to her...... I told her yeah everyday when i say I LOVE YOU...

  • Genius! I commend you good sir!

  • LOLLLL

  • LMAO."Your mom is hotter."

  • "Will you marry me?"

  • to me that looks like the worst thing you can say to a woman LOL

  • haha xD

  • "Your mom is hotter."

    That made my night.

  • gb2kitchen

  • Wow. You cannot escape the /b/tards.

    Hello /b/rethren.

  • is that union square?

  • stfu nothing happened...UFO dont care about us ...

  • If she has a sister, tell her the sister is a far better lover. Just don't ever relax till you leave town.

  • I told her to clean her bathroom

  • I got a good line,

    I said: No se como eres capaz de sentirte peligrosa vistiendo tan Vulgar!

    "I don't know how you dare to be dangerous. wearing so Vulgar! "

    at that moment she just turned angry i front of her females friends... and I've never crossed a word with her again. jejeje...

  • I thought the guy that gave the pick up line to the girl playing Duckhunt was going to say his pick up line was Duck, Duck, Goose! lol

  • I pointed out my Mom's grey hair, and I've also mistook her agwe before, last year when she was 38 I said she was 39, well.. she was kinda pissed lol.

  • This is STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUpid,

  • Accidentally? my fuckin ass!

  • this is stupid

  • If a guy hit me with that pick up line I would have at least tried to talk to him for a while before leaving. If he kept being cheesy I'd be out of there in under 30 seconds though. lol

    It's not that guys have BAD pick up lines it's just that sometimes being hit on through a line is kind of creepy. It scares me when guys can't just talk to me like a human being. They talk to me like a 'potential'. O.o lol

  • i thought that was a good pickup line

  • Love it.

  • kk so im 5'3 and i weigh about 110 pounds.

    im not fat at all

    my boyfriend turned to me on day when we were laying on his bed watching tv and said "your getting love handles"!!! thats the worse thing he's ever said to me, and he knew at the time that i was woried about my weight at the time because i had been under alot of stress and had gained a little but nothing any where close to love handles..

    idk if he was saying that as a compliment or something else..

  • In all likelihood, I'm sure he made that comment as a joke or without giving much thought to the way you would take it. You should tell him that the comment made you feel insecure, and that you would prefer if he withheld comments about your weight in the future. As for the weight, when the stress goes away, so will the pounds! Love your body for what it is and your boyfriend will love you for your confidence.

  • thanks for the advice. i talked to him later about his comment and he told me that he ment it as a compliment. even though it was only a week ago ive noticed the weight start going away and so has he. i totaly love my body! (and your right! he totaly loves my new confidence)

  • uhm "your looks kill me" could be implying that she is so ugly he'd wanna commit suicide ....men ....learn how to speak -_-;;

  • are you stupid

    it's obviously not in that way

  • Leave it to a woman to take something is the absolute worst possible connotation.

  • Well I don't think your statement applies to women only, but to those who kinda... care about the person's thoughts.. and what they have to say. (I mean ok if a dad went up to his son and said; "Your waste of my time" the son shouldn't be sad?)

    I dunno why guys talk about women.. I mean, if you don't like women so much.. why not just go date a guy. Then you don't have to complain about women; and their "problems" and how we're too emotional.. cause were supposed to not care and hate everything?

  • What you said had absolutely nothing to do with what I posted. If you're going to reply to a comment of mine at least try to address something I said in the reply in a logical fashion. What does "caring about a person's thoughts" have to do with taking anything and everything said and done in the worst possible light imaginable?

  • I wouldn't expect a man to understand..so ok I will dumb it down..

    If a man from down the street who has rarely ever talks to you said: "your worthless.." Would that hurt someone as much as lets say.. a boyfriend or girlfriend saying that? Probably not.

    my correction to your statment (if you really wanna talk about logic please use some) Was that women do not take things in the worst sense, It all depends on who is saying them; and its very stupid to maske general assumptions about women.

  • I would like to take a momment to a be a tad feminstically-hypocritical in this momment.

    Men tend not to be able to comprehend long drawn out statments.. Men tend to have to be spoken to in small blunt very discrimitory words to get the point through. In turn some Women talk to men like they are complete idiots.

    Imo *warning a cliche coming* talking to a male is like talking to a brick wall. If they do, say something, they most likely don't understand why they say it; or mean what is said.

  • It's not that difficult to be brief make a succinct and clear point. Women tend to talk about shit that has absolutely nothing to do with the point they are trying to make and men stop listening to it.

  • Your comment:

    "Women always take things to seriously"

    My reply:

    "That's not something women do its something that happens when you care about what someone says; don't put assinine assumptions to every woman's train of thought dude"

    Is this a manly enough response for you? Or must I type it again for a 3rd time?

  • If all women thought the same theirs be no lesbians, transmen, bi-sexuals, single moms, nymphos, harlots, femnists, showgirls, porn actresses, models, list goes on.. women don't think alike.. we all think different. It's not a trait only given to men.. okay?

  • Thank you for your comments! You make a really good point. It is impossible to generalize the way women -or men for that matter- think.

  • In other words, you're an idiot.

  • ... um... yeah.. sure.. watever.. you don't even know me yet can make that assumption...

    In other words I have an above average IQ and take particular interest in psychoeducation. I learned how to differentiate how one thinks; what their sex are. Thanks for the nice reply tho~

  • I don't need to "know you," as your comments make your idiocy plain. You've learned nothing; what you're doing is spouting decades, if not centuries-old cliches about how men are stupid, then absurdly claiming you've learned something. You do know that it's a scientific fact that women have smaller brains than men, right? Oh, wait, of course you wouldn't know that, it doesn't fit with your psychotic agenda. I can provide sources if you wish.

  • ... what does the size of ones brain have anything to do with how smart they are.. brain size is very irrelevent to the portion of the brain being use.. who cares if your brain is the size of a watermellon if you can't even control 1% of it? And your statement quite indeed is not a fact.. wanna know why? Cause you nor no one else knows every Man/Woman to make that comparison (of past present and future) the only logical argument there can be is that men (USUALLY) -DEVELOPE- larger brains.

  • and please don't even bother replying to me no more.. your words are moot and objectively stale.. Ones size doesn't prove over dominanace in an area.. I mean look at an elephant.. and look at a human.. now tell me whcich one is the endagered species.. using your logic.. elephants are bigger and stronger, also have about 2x the brain size as a human so they should be dominant.. but then reality kicks in, and theory therefore is irrelevant.

    To sum it all up: Brain size is not equal intellegence

  • And back to the topic..

    This video is stupid and guys are trying to say women are too emotional.. and shit. If someone you care for says hurtful things; and you become sad; traumatic over it.. that's not being over emotional.. and that's not something ONLY women go through so why even bother leaving comments stereotyping (women) to be that? and if you don't like the women being emotional.. stop dating emo ones and date the ones who are too busy getting far in their career to care about you.

  • lol, you can't even speak English, yet you have this bizarre notion that you're intelligent. must be a product of the "confidence is everything" bullshit. no worries about not replying anymore; you're clearly a waste of my time and incapable of anything approaching a rational thought...continue spewing your ancient, thoroughly debunked stereotypes and claiming them as your own brilliant insights. i'm done with you.

  • Corrections~ 1st~I'm not "speaking" if I'm typing on a Keyboard

    2nd~ I have 500 characters that's less then 500 letters to type a reply due to the binary code situated inside of the cpu~

    3rd~ You bring up moot points to try to insult rather than educate.. you have been wasting your time from the very begining.. not from me. Your not even aware that brain size relates little to intelligence, yet you still argue it. This is called ignorance, or better yet ideaology without evidence.

  • Communication is used to express an Idea to another; it's a very poor indicator of how Intelligent one person is from another.. especially when the person is using a typing tool where they can slip up; mispell; and can not look back and revise what they have allready typed.

    It makes me question if you ever knew a fact of anything to begin with cause all you been doing from the start is observing 1-2 comments and making judgements.. which is insufficient evidence for assumptions. Dumbass

  • Okay, here are small, blunt, very discrimitory words. You're a bitch.

  • Ever man at one point has called someone a bitch... Give me a thumbs up if you ever have.

  • Lol @ you having 13 thumbs up already!

  • At one point of our lives, every person has insulted some directly to one's face. Not because we are bad people or have bad intentions but because we did it on of frustration in the moment. Most of the time we regret it. It could have been at friends, strangers, family, coworkers.

    In simple... Shit happens.

  • yes...but i did it when i wat 7-8 and the girl told my parents,she was ragging,we were neighbours...i never said that to a girl again=)

  • You situation has absolutely nothing to do with what I said. I was commenting on something I saw in the video and you're off on some wild tangent about strangers verbally berating you. I also hope it's not lost on you that your first sentence is making generalized assumptions about all men and your last sentence is condemning generalized assumptions.

  • Anyways.. Here's a nice lil quote:

    "guys arent better at communication, theyre better are saying one or two words, but they never really solve anything cuz theyre scared to open up, they can talk, but they dont communicate. He'll realize that when he gets divorced after three yrs of marriage, cuz he cant open up to his wife; the only difference between men and women is fear. men have it, women arent afraid of shit"

    done replying; go around thinking women are SO EMOTIONAL.. idc anymore.

  • the girl should be able to hear what he implied by the tone he spoke in >=(

  • -_-;; don't shoot me for her misunderstanding

  • Dont know about interviewer's last comment - I didnt see one 'good man' on that video to be honest!! Mind you they were talking about their mess ups in fairness.

  • First comment!

    LOL "Your mom is hotter"

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