I did my teaching practice in the Warrington area in the 1960s, and the schools were full of idiots like this. Great story and great film - and how we miss Brian Glover!
If that happened in today's schools, the lad's parents would be called in, there'd be a lawsuit against the teacher, he'd be interviewed, fired, and jailed for assault.
Having gone to school in the 70’s / 80’s in the north of England I can relate to this PE teacher. They were the ones that instilled the most discipline throughout your education. It was common practice to get a slap or a shove when doing wrong and never did any harm. Corporal punishment was being phased out at schools because it was deemed too aggressive. Today’s society could do with some of that discipline back!
My Father taught in Secondary Moderns, but he could actually play football. He had trials for Scarborough and was offered a contract. Unfortunately, there wasn't enough money in football at that time so he chose to find a job with a secure income. But, he coached the kids at schools in South Leeds to play Football, Cricket and Gymnastics. That's what they enjoyed most! That and watching Leeds United. My Family lived a few streets away from Don Revie!
Tremendous film, this of course one of the best scenes. Amazing how similar schools must have been all over the North. I remember being devastated when his bird was murdered.
I can still remember watching this at school (mid to late 80's probably) and other ones like Buddy's song (that wouldve been my last year or two of school) been trying to think of others while i watched this but none spring to mind, other than reading of Mice and Men, but cant remember being shown a film of it.
Its an odd thing, senior school was not in any way my favourite time, but seeing these things always sends me down memory lane
'We'll be Tottnum so there int a clash uh colours' - a great line in a scene so terribly typical of those with next to fuck all castigating and humiliating those with even less. The games teacher, brilliantly played by the late Brian Glover portrays the ignorance and sadistic qualities of 'certain teachers' of that time. The spelling line 'stimilating' is an excellent lift from the Charles Dickens character Wackford Squeers, fictional headmaster of 'Dotheboys Hall'.
genius from beginning to end is right. so many little gems in there. my favourite 2 are glover spelling stimulating wrong! And "i ain't been in trouble sir, not since last time." That line for me is so on the nose, so accurate and funny. genius line.
This reminds me so much of my schooldays in the 70's in Yorkshire...we had a P.E teacher just like this guy....This should be shown in schools now. Wonder how many of todays kids would even get to the end of the film.....
Wow I never knew how much English in the UK could sound like a completely different language. I'm from the US and I can only understand about every 4th or 5th word they're saying... LOL :D
Wow I never knew how much English in the UK could sound like a completely different language. I'm from the US and I can only understand about every 4th or 5th word they're saying... LOL :D
School's were Full of real Characters then, i know, i was There !! Seem's schools are full of mobile using, pc addictive, x factor obssesvive, Charachterless Automatons !!
whos in the goal? casper what position you supposed to be playing? dont know sir, inside left? hahhahahahaha. we are manchester united, who are you? we'll be spurs sir, then theres no clash of colours!! hahahahahaha what a film, football part is funniest
"My feet - they're like blocks of ice"..I didn't play football at secondary school..rugby only (grammar school),but I remember that "beam me up.Scottie" feeling when it was freezing cold...resorted to pissing on my hands to warm them up at half-time..now there's a confession for ya ;)
Thats the teachers that i remember when i was at school....Authoritive and fully in charge unlike the robots that the educational system churn out today..!
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Watched this last night, was on TCM - Champion!! Takes me back to my own school days back in the 1970's was exactly like this too. No Political correctness / Health & Safety crap back then. Survival of the fittest. The hard knocks dished it out and the meek got duffed up... me included - taught me life skills though 5*
An absolute classic...@Szaam I know what you mean but this was adapted from a book so is fiction, but there are elements here of everybody's experience of school games pre-political correctness.
@kelelkenobi wot the chuff are u on about you ponce.av u read the other comments .no doubt went to film skool and ended up wedging your own ed up ur arse,,,,,dik
this was filmed at my old school which is now being demolished and merged with another to make a 'superschool'...what absolute bollocks....Long LIve St. Helens!!!
thank you, and now for my next trick....
barnsleybornnbred 1 week ago
09:33 would have got him good marks if it were gymnastics class; shame it was football with Mr. Psycho instead!
eisemanrenyardjake 1 week ago
I did my teaching practice in the Warrington area in the 1960s, and the schools were full of idiots like this. Great story and great film - and how we miss Brian Glover!
123barriejohn 3 weeks ago
Gryce pudding haha, great film :')
fifajack123 1 month ago
'kin right film btw !
Pazaldinho 1 month ago
casper!!!!! Whaddya think y'ar lad- AN APE!!!
SuperDannyb1975 1 month ago
class, reminds me of PE not wanting to go in showers and laughing at the lads with no pubes
finbarflute 1 month ago
'and that boys is how to take a penalty' lol
freddiedrapkin 1 month ago
any way denis laws in the wash this week fuckin classic
kirkbyla 2 months ago
Barns-leh
Noodles37UK 2 months ago
Watch the fair shoulder-charge at 7:47
If that happened in today's schools, the lad's parents would be called in, there'd be a lawsuit against the teacher, he'd be interviewed, fired, and jailed for assault.
DayDreamAscent 2 months ago
This IS Mr Sutton Nichols Ardwick Manchester Mid 70's
haydn1612 2 months ago
I liked Northern lads. Southerners were always puffs with big hair. Northern lads kicked their arses.
LisaJJMerry 2 months ago 3
Having gone to school in the 70’s / 80’s in the north of England I can relate to this PE teacher. They were the ones that instilled the most discipline throughout your education. It was common practice to get a slap or a shove when doing wrong and never did any harm. Corporal punishment was being phased out at schools because it was deemed too aggressive. Today’s society could do with some of that discipline back!
booboopoco 2 months ago
yer moved haha
82chambo 2 months ago
2:32 "He's just come back from Biafra."
Ropponmatsu2 2 months ago
who u think u are brenmer
dannycefc 2 months ago
I went to school in the 70's and 80's and this isnt too far from the truth. Even my PE teacher was called Dennis Law!
elbeanboymanchester 3 months ago
That was so funny when he sends the kid off ! PML
masterandmargharita 3 months ago
This was Francis Bacons favourite film. For anyone's who's interested.
TheElegantHunter 3 months ago
Brian Glover is class
ronnieedwards3007 3 months ago
My Father taught in Secondary Moderns, but he could actually play football. He had trials for Scarborough and was offered a contract. Unfortunately, there wasn't enough money in football at that time so he chose to find a job with a secure income. But, he coached the kids at schools in South Leeds to play Football, Cricket and Gymnastics. That's what they enjoyed most! That and watching Leeds United. My Family lived a few streets away from Don Revie!
glendaajones123 3 months ago
northerners are wierdo's!
MikeAnglichanen 3 months ago
Another Classic British legendary film
garnyan 3 months ago
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who do you think you are, bremner?
wozwozzer 3 months ago
Get Mr Gryce back instilling discipline back to British schools!!!!!
tnewton1988 3 months ago 9
one off the best films of al time ,just mint
1975pcupid 3 months ago
funny as!!!!! from Luke Friend 8E DHSB
lukeyboi53 3 months ago
Classic
Andygb78 4 months ago
Tremendous film, this of course one of the best scenes. Amazing how similar schools must have been all over the North. I remember being devastated when his bird was murdered.
LScouser8 4 months ago 4
S-t-i-m-i-l-a-t-i-n-g .... fail :P
Megacore35 4 months ago
RIP Eddy. (The school for yous that dont know)
danspeight543 5 months ago
I can still remember watching this at school (mid to late 80's probably) and other ones like Buddy's song (that wouldve been my last year or two of school) been trying to think of others while i watched this but none spring to mind, other than reading of Mice and Men, but cant remember being shown a film of it.
Its an odd thing, senior school was not in any way my favourite time, but seeing these things always sends me down memory lane
xneverwalkalonex 5 months ago
between me and 2 other lads in my class, we can basically reherse this entire scene
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jpreece18arsenal 5 months ago
S T I M I L A T I N G ya fool....misspelt. thumbs up if you had teachers like this.
234dragoman 5 months ago
Brian Glover who played the teacher was actually a teacher in real life, and a wrestler. He lives this part
MrHelihappy 5 months ago
united having a biased ref, well i never! great film
burnageboy888 5 months ago
that kid at 3:07 reminds me of Piggy from Lord of the Flies
s0673451 6 months ago
"Anyways - Denis Laws int wash" = class!!
raytheduff 6 months ago
This film and Billy Elliot share similarities. Both are great films.
cyclewithpride 6 months ago
Remember those old school days well and them shorts & pumps, always picked last and always in goal...CLASSIC
SpeciAngler 6 months ago
" i aint bin in trouble sir, not since last time.." hahahaha,
theTRUTHHertz1 6 months ago
"course, charlton's not as quick on't turn as law tho,"
"you trying to tell me about football boy.........you trying tell me!?"
brilliant.
LKeet6 7 months ago
'We'll be Tottnum so there int a clash uh colours' - a great line in a scene so terribly typical of those with next to fuck all castigating and humiliating those with even less. The games teacher, brilliantly played by the late Brian Glover portrays the ignorance and sadistic qualities of 'certain teachers' of that time. The spelling line 'stimilating' is an excellent lift from the Charles Dickens character Wackford Squeers, fictional headmaster of 'Dotheboys Hall'.
itrmful 7 months ago
we`ll be spurs then thes no clash o colours.
nige2046 7 months ago
back when britain was british
rich19879 7 months ago 2
Who do you think you are lad bloody bremner
Rsunited90 7 months ago
Fav part about this classic british film!
Rsunited90 7 months ago
genius from beginning to end
i love the fact he chooses to play downhill with the wind behind him.
bobmorrice 7 months ago
genius from beginning to end is right. so many little gems in there. my favourite 2 are glover spelling stimulating wrong! And "i ain't been in trouble sir, not since last time." That line for me is so on the nose, so accurate and funny. genius line.
LKeet6 7 months ago
anyway Dennis Law's in the wash
P0TT5Y147 7 months ago
An early bath for you lad!
billysism 7 months ago
This reminds me so much of my schooldays in the 70's in Yorkshire...we had a P.E teacher just like this guy....This should be shown in schools now. Wonder how many of todays kids would even get to the end of the film.....
falcon6565 8 months ago
Talk about inspirational scenes in cinema. It's bleedin' fantastic!!
holysmoke84 8 months ago
Nowt like this about nowadays.....class
manfromnocky 8 months ago
shut thee mouth
dontleademsomuch 8 months ago
@dontleademsomuch Or I'll come across thee... lmao
11thhourreprieve 8 months ago
Absolutely quality !
iBiilzeh 8 months ago
The film is brilliant, and the book is even better.
Upeter2 8 months ago
06:03 Ronaldo watched this as a young boy.
sefgrt 8 months ago
Tryna tell me about Football?
sefgrt 8 months ago
the best part of any film ever...i actually visited that school on tour..!! LEGEND!
MORITZBLITZ 8 months ago
The best dive in the history of Football!
jona76 8 months ago
this lot are better than footballers today :L
custerdcake 9 months ago
@custerdcake Haa Haa you just chirped me up a bit. well done
Seaventeares 8 months ago
@Seaventeares no problem :P
custerdcake 8 months ago
Englands new manager?? Oh yus! :D
sylvr49 9 months ago
THIS IS UNFORGETTABLE - THANKS FOR POSTING.
ramptonrob 9 months ago
I was Billy Casper at school ha ha ha...
amopower1 9 months ago
"We'll be Spurs sir, that means there'll be no clash of colours."
Brilliant!! lol
pencilpauli 9 months ago
"The fair-haired slightly balding Bobby Charlton" haha one of the funniest lines of all time, not just in this film!
Scousefire 9 months ago
rip brian glover true funny
KILLERTHUGZSHOI4B 9 months ago
Show this to Hollywood so they can see what real acting is.
Eldomina22 9 months ago
Only ONE fat kid in the class!? My, times really have changed!
DiRtYLaWs2007 9 months ago
6:12, who do you think you are lad BREMNER!!!! LEEDS,LEEDS,LEEDS.
LEGEND.
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"Right, we'll play with the wind downhill this way!" ... one of the best lines in this scene ever!
Kes is a fantastic British film! I hope Hollywood doesn't ruin it with a "remake"! I heard rumours about that recently.
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Wow I never knew how much English in the UK could sound like a completely different language. I'm from the US and I can only understand about every 4th or 5th word they're saying... LOL :D
the1texasmccoy 10 months ago
Wow I never knew how much English in the UK could sound like a completely different language. I'm from the US and I can only understand about every 4th or 5th word they're saying... LOL :D
the1texasmccoy 10 months ago
that dive is legondary!!!
kiensmf 10 months ago 13
''Thankyou, na for ma next trick..'' haha wish my school was like this :)
JakeTheBeck 10 months ago
School's were Full of real Characters then, i know, i was There !! Seem's schools are full of mobile using, pc addictive, x factor obssesvive, Charachterless Automatons !!
gazzymodo 10 months ago
Absolutely fantastic. Thats what P.E. teachers are supposed to be like.
'Now thats how you take a penalty' lol
FreshChalk 10 months ago
I WENT TO THIS SCHOOL
BENITEZ20009 11 months ago
and for my next trick!!
Hellothasauras 11 months ago 3
Quality film, how schools in Britain should still be, not like the little twats nowadays that show no respect
jrpc2007 11 months ago 17
@jrpc2007 youre right I remember hy headmasters heels used to make a tapping sound and when we heard them coming, we were gone.
cromerbeach 10 months ago
@jrpc2007 NEVER HAVE I HEARD A TRUE STATEMENT AS YOURS SAD THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING .
curtess74 7 months ago
@jrpc2007 im one of those twats
alejandro131095 5 months ago
@jrpc2007 shut your mouth hippy
IMrDavidBoring 5 months ago
@IMrDavidBoring top number of likes says that im right... bitch :)
jrpc2007 5 months ago
@jrpc2007 chill
IMrDavidBoring 5 months ago
charlton goes thruuuuuuuu......................
MrChubbyness 11 months ago
My house is in back griun p.s yes I am from Barnsley.
TheIWesty 11 months ago
This is why teachers should never play football.
alfalfalf101 11 months ago
@alfalfalf101 Funny though isnt he?
cromerbeach 10 months ago
trying too tell me about football lol TRYING TOO TELL ME ABOUT FOOTBALL LAD QUALITY
jaypb007 11 months ago
life is full of Caspers
levertrevel 11 months ago
CASPER, WHAT'DYA THINK YOU ARE LAD, AN APE?
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Best clip of the whole film, probably one of the best films around.
TheEvilMelon 1 year ago
a rare delight
kizersuzi 1 year ago 2
a rare delight
kizersuzi 1 year ago
brian glover...legend
kizersuzi 1 year ago
Classic moment...lol
Shane55able 1 year ago
Great upload!!! At 7:26 he was well away with the celebrations. Superb. I love the way they flash up the score on the screen. Thanks!
MySilverr 1 year ago
a sampling of my footballing skills... a rare delight... i lmfao ha ha!! classic and 5.50 brilliant ha ha
bexy0884 1 year ago
a sampling of my footballing skills... a rare delight... i lmfao ha ha!! classic
bexy0884 1 year ago 2
soooo true to life then ...love it
escortvan 1 year ago
"ya fat twatt, he wants bleedin milkin!"
jpblade90 1 year ago 2
BRAND NEW OFFICIAL KES WEBSITE
kes-billycasper dot co dot uk
barnsleymat 1 year ago
Everyone had a Billy in their class
cromerbeach 1 year ago
S.T.I.M.I.L.A.T.I.N.G. ha ha fuckin HELLARIOOS
creeshywabster 1 year ago
And Charlton goes forward, 'penalty'
BOROBOYJORD11 1 year ago
6:06.... Ronaldo...
chris25wigan 1 year ago
this proves man utd were cheats in the 60's as well as today ;)
MrJ1MmY94 1 year ago
he spells stimulating wrong haha!!!
scottcal18 1 year ago
what's the ideal height for football?
TheLeilisa 1 year ago
Absolutely true this is how it was this film was as much documentary as fiction. Wonderfully uncomfortable, the sending of brilliant.
zcreem 1 year ago
whos in the goal? casper what position you supposed to be playing? dont know sir, inside left? hahhahahahaha. we are manchester united, who are you? we'll be spurs sir, then theres no clash of colours!! hahahahahaha what a film, football part is funniest
stenmets7 1 year ago
mah feet a lie blocks a ice
CraigEmpson 1 year ago
"My feet - they're like blocks of ice"..I didn't play football at secondary school..rugby only (grammar school),but I remember that "beam me up.Scottie" feeling when it was freezing cold...resorted to pissing on my hands to warm them up at half-time..now there's a confession for ya ;)
MrTulip65 1 year ago
classic british film!.... just nothing like this today!
BillyBigTop 1 year ago
bullying pe teachers,i remember `em well,cunts,aswell as bullshiters like him
peaceman1234567 1 year ago 2
wednesday kit 00:31
SpainPat12 1 year ago
Brand new Billy Casper KES website kes-billycasper dot co dot uk
barnsleymat 1 year ago
Thats the teachers that i remember when i was at school....Authoritive and fully in charge unlike the robots that the educational system churn out today..!
baddacoodoo 1 year ago
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One of my favourite Films of all time, so funny.....
"GET DOWN CASPER!"
SabbraCadabra789 1 year ago
classic lmao and charlton goes throughhhhhhhhhh
MegaJamie20 1 year ago
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Tolles Video aber hört doch bitte auf eure wertvolle Lebenszeit mit diesen langweiligen Musikvideos zu vergeuden! Schaut lieber auf mck-team *com (den punkt vor com richtig einsetzen) (bekannt aus dem FERNSEHEN). Auf der Webseite findet man eine idiotensichere Methode wie wirklich jeder rasch sehr viel viel Geld im Netz verdienen kann. Öffnen lohnt sich ehrlich für jeden von euch! Ist auch kostenlos <3
Yankee8786 1 year ago
i love this scene
sonsofsparda100 1 year ago
Brian Glover was terrific as the bully pe teacher - slightly balding Bobby Charlton killed me lolol
cliftonbird 1 year ago
great accent :)
snotnosedlilkid 1 year ago
" he wants milking the fat twat"
BIGand2PacRIP 1 year ago
this should be the most veiwed video on youtube,more people need to see this rare delight :D
EPiiCLuuLzZ 1 year ago 23
Superb film and this is such a funny scene!
kazzlebub 1 year ago
hey the goalies foot did move ..good call ref imo.
briky71 1 year ago
Watched this last night, was on TCM - Champion!! Takes me back to my own school days back in the 1970's was exactly like this too. No Political correctness / Health & Safety crap back then. Survival of the fittest. The hard knocks dished it out and the meek got duffed up... me included - taught me life skills though 5*
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EPiiCLuuLzZ 1 year ago
Just bought this movie yesterday. Brill.
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Excellent - 'darn 'ill agein?'
Ruffnuts42 1 year ago
Excellent - 'darn 'ill agein?'
Ruffnuts42 1 year ago
Same old man U...always cheating...
teaclubnation 1 year ago
the teacher is such an ass.
spartan2600 1 year ago
Great movie clip.......Sir Alex should try this at Carrington.
driedmangoes1 1 year ago
This was my school film and it was so true to life!!!
777philip 1 year ago
yer can stick yer fancy films wi ther fancy special effects...thats when films wer films...
MrChubbyness 1 year ago 4
best part of the film by far!!!
tessd1984 1 year ago
@lissyer, i was quoting Glover, love not riots holmes.
kelelkenobi 1 year ago
after the coach gets "tripped" he goes up to the kid and says who do you think you are bremnar as in billy bremnar hahaha
pentiumlee24 1 year ago
An absolute classic...@Szaam I know what you mean but this was adapted from a book so is fiction, but there are elements here of everybody's experience of school games pre-political correctness.
gadzoox1234 1 year ago
I used to love watching this with my nan on a sunday afternoon
aqwcc4 1 year ago
he wants milking the big fat get
ownuswam 1 year ago
Bullying, smarmy cunt of a PE teacher. I'm too young to have had school as hard as this, but I know just where it's coming from.
Szaam 1 year ago
The coach used to be friends with my grandad at school haha
pie741 1 year ago
6:05 ahahahahaa did he died?
muftai 1 year ago
Anyway, Law is in the wash!!
Abbott1940 1 year ago
greatest scene of any film ever made
terrytoon67 1 year ago
"disgusting"
R8films 1 year ago
never seen such slack work in my life
kelelkenobi 1 year ago
@kelelkenobi wot the chuff are u on about you ponce.av u read the other comments .no doubt went to film skool and ended up wedging your own ed up ur arse,,,,,dik
lissyer 1 year ago
this was filmed at my old school which is now being demolished and merged with another to make a 'superschool'...what absolute bollocks....Long LIve St. Helens!!!
shortnsweet49 1 year ago
the greatest true to life football scene ever made in the history of cinema....stimilating
jawapowa 1 year ago
nobody move till i've taken the penlty -
YOU MOVED!!!...thats a penalty.
i have had this film ages and never watched it...but this scene had me in absloute stiches
lumpyplop 1 year ago
thankyou and now for my next trick....fukin minta
SuperPissflaps 1 year ago
one of the best scenes ever
we'll be spurs, then theres no clash of colours
kepke99 1 year ago
Do you wanna play football, or do you wanna do some maths???
TheWiganKebab 1 year ago
If Brian Glover's Bobby Charlton, can I have couple of tickets for Blackpool away, you fat bald red cunt?
ohdofuckoff 1 year ago
anyay, Denis Law's in the wash this week. Class
TheWiganKebab 1 year ago 3
YOU MOVED LAD !!!!
THATS HOW YOU TAKE A PENALTY BOYS
LOOK ONE WAY SHOOT OTHER
aye shame you dint do thatt first time
xiTzZPookiEx 1 year ago
we had a teacher like that in.......1999-2000 mr allen if your watching you were an evil man!
neilam6 1 year ago
Classic film scene
Smileyg 1 year ago
slack work lad, slack work !
bigtease100 1 year ago
"Who d'you think you are, Bremner?!"
biggregharper 1 year ago 35