Relocate, my dear, vacate the path.

[stybox11]

Ending, That shit was epic.

[DarkSignal59]

KAMIKAZE BEEYOTCHEZ!!!

[x1FPR1x]

I would say an "I took an arrow to the knee" joke, but "I took a plane to the face" seems more appropriate.

[TheZorseWhisperer]

i wish bf3 didnt crash all the time for me

[NsrSince01]

When are you coming out with your single, "Fuck bitches get money 420"?

[theitalianscotdan]

that was the best ever at the end

[AnthonDunn]

That last bit with the Helicopter that has C4 on it. BRILLIANT!!!! that was just fucking awesome really epic.

[abridgedman100X]

Great a remmer. Lol such horrible spelling.

[musich13]

Next level shit right here.

[H3nDrY147]

this video made my day

[MuthaFockingBoss]

@H3nDrY147 Nice one 

[CoNsuRaL]

Your stuff definately deserves more views,this is awesome.

[ohead07]

Need more of these. Like right now.

[MrEduardKhil]

It's a mediocre game but at least it has a terrible community to make it funny.

[flamepan]

@MrEduardKhil i would ask why you think that but this is captainfalcons video so im just not gonna give a fuck

[8nuka]

if that ever happend to me i would rage and quit

[PinkBob88]

@8nuka That's the goal here

[Whisper1337]

ROFL awesome

[KingDiamondHead]

I wish it was longer

[JohnyMickBananas]

@KingDiamondHead thats what my mom said after leaving your house this morning ;)

[lazysoupness]

R.I.P. Nigeria

[TehBigDortyShnakeh]

You and birgirphil (or something the guy who does Opertaion Asshat etc.) should find someway to team up or have a showdown of sorts.

[Zeroydeas]

The song was so appropriate for this video.

[PaddedWhiteRoom]

muslims

[spencerpenguin]

Imgoingindry is his nam

OH MY GOD

[robross1992]

Not available on mobile :/

[Tidermans]

go fucking fuck urself

[CounterNerd]

Not cool, CaptainFalcon. Some people like to play game in peace without tards like you fucking about.

[DjMutalisk]

@CounterNerd this is not fucking about

this is a brilliant tactician inventing new tactics

[CounterNerd]

@DjMutalisk Troll.

[DjMutalisk]

@CounterNerd troll =/= telling the truth

unless you cant handle the truth

[CounterNerd]

@DjMutalisk

What I was saying was, some people want a serious gameplay. Not this unrealistic ballsack shit.

[DjMutalisk]

@CounterNerd they wouldnt find this unrealistic ballsack shit if theyre looking for serious gameplay, look at the tags

[CounterNerd]

@DjMutalisk

I don't mean people looking for videos, I mean people who wants to play the game seriously. Just fuck it, you damn retard.

[CaptainFalconOnAPogo]

@CounterNerd

Guaranteed replies / 10.

[CounterNerd]

@CaptainFalconOnAPogo

Chocolate cake

[Tidermans]

@CounterNerd Tell that to the Vietnamese

[CounterNerd]

@Tidermans

Troll # 2

[Tidermans]

@CounterNerd Troll # 3

[efrwar]

@CounterNerd lulz

[lonliestdayofmylyfe]

@CounterNerd >In Peace

>Playing Battlefield 3

What.

[jarpasmannen]

move bitch, get out the way!

[Zaxkcy]

This is like, 9/11

[ComradeiPod]

Good work sir.

[Einstreit]

Swag.

[MrObviouslyJesus]

The very same song Moses played when he parted the Red Sea.  Classic.

[TheTrueProtocol]

@MrObviouslyJesus This simply made my day.

[Georgeifyable]

Carpet ramming Nigerians.

[AsianDelinquent]

Dayum O_O!

[MagicalPebble]

I came everywhere.

[Static074]

HERE I COME HERE I GO OH OH GO DUMB BITCH MOVE!

[dividingwithzer0]

subin right now

[dividingwithzer0]

LOVE IT LIKE HE GUY BELOW ME

FUCK you deserve more views man!!!

[crazykidoutloud]

I FUCKING LOVE IT

[fang2539]

you discovered my jet tactic

[CgPallaeon]

Squad up people

[MrHundex]

Sp00n brought me here

[zzalybyrd]

I did this many times back in Nam

[rap000man]

KAMIKAZE

[kirby45]

AH SHIT LOOK OUT

[JeanSaysNo]

@CaptainFalconOnAPogo

Allow playback on iPod and I will give you sweet, sweet love tonight.

[StevePelcz]

I was laughing the whole video but I stopped at the last kill. It was so badass it needed to be taken seriously.

[TheDillsterr]

ugh. Why are you so fucking hilarious hahahha

[flamepan]

so this is the sequel to terror simulator 3 every one is talking about?

[Greenflashblur2]

Dis nigga is "fly" as hell.

[example110]

Before i leave, i must make sure to mention that this is the single greatest thing I have ever seen. Good job, my Nigerian friend.

[HytechJarsh]

Brilliant literature ol' chap.

[TheQuiZNoKid]

Oh boy this takes me back.

[Spinsane94]

They didn't relocate fast enough



[scorpionjak]

BLOODY BRILLIANT

[SgtPoseidon]

that last on was B-E-A utiful!

[Bawlsackable]

Boredom can lead to suicide.

[Akzon0r]

Mission Impossible

[ThisIsAGreatName]

they seem really anally frustrated over your attempts at making them relocate.