: Telekinetic Pornography : Foamy The Squirrel

[MadMapler21]

Germaine is awesome.

[theAWESOMEMAN121]

kchikchikichick KACHING

[kylebiddle]

the first card says "I'm not listening"

can't make out the second one

and the last one says 'it matters'.

[kylebiddle]

@kylebiddle oh the second card says 'not a good role model'

[vandreadsims01]

I learned something today :)

[tmeyerrose]

Other things Foamy forgot to mention that hurt the brain: Justin "Beaver" and the Twilight series

[JBdevil660]

Foamy's tiny signs read (in order);

"I'm not interested"

"Not a good role model"

"It matters"

*The More You Know Rainbow*

[Professortorcoolguy1]

The fuck does that tiny sign say?

[ConsiderMiraAlive]

O_O oh god...it's me getting my left forearm done all over again. <3

[Dastweeper]

Wait..2:19. Pause the video. Enhance!

We still can't read it Capt'n!

ENLARGE THE SCREEN!

Enlarging, sir!

Enhance!

But sir, we're already at 480p!

ENHANCE!

We can't. Not anymore.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

Still can't read it.

[AmyLeeBasshunter]

I actually thought her joke about hoes was funny

[cyanmanta]

True; women can make serious money in porn (they average about three times the income of male porn stars). If a man wants to make real money in the porn field, he almost has to be willing to do gay stuff. Basically, the more willing a person (of any gender) is to take cock into their bodily orifices, the more cash they can earn.

[THEBURNINGTIGERS]

@cyanmanta I could have a future in the industry.

[Shadowzsiin97]

I made the hoe joke before i saw this when i heard it i was like REALLY?!

[Yora21]

*qwichqwichqwich* *ka-tshing!*

[MayuriUrahara]

i liked the hoes joke

[100PercentOJ]

Who's this sniper with 5 million arrows and why is he shooting everyone in the knee?

[renoloverxoxo]

@100PercentOJ Not sure if making a joke or if you've never heard of Skyrim...

[100PercentOJ]

@renoloverxoxo Twas a joke...

[pengubaby]

what did the lil card he held up say?

[106b4u]

I miss when the humor was dirty like this

[zombiiebiitchxxx]

Let's be serious here.. Unless you are working in a creative industry, you aren't going to get a job looking like a fucking freak. That's what sickens me about people my age today. Everybody walks around with such a sense of entitlement, as if they deserve to be hired wherever they apply. While its fine to express yourself through your appearance, a true sign of maturity is knowing what's acceptable in a professional environment. If not, you're going to suck dick for a living.

[rosetint2010]

what does the card say?



[DJXeon93]

Ok I was like "Ok why the fuck is she taking off her...oh never mind then."

[TheUnshackled]

@DJXeon93 Lol im bored watching Foamy, and like i guess for some guys no matter what its titties <_< it is low sometime slol, but my first impulse was to watch and see if her shoulder boulders popped out, and well if you look VERY close its not even a half second glimpse you see nipple lmao not full nip but yeah get the jist of it lmao

[Catgirlbeatsu]

What did the signs say?

[zeldafan900]

@Catgirlbeatsu I'm not listening

[danzie96]

she has a point lol haha

[XxAmayaSanxX]

Id do the same thing if I had telekinesis.

[musicfreak7171]

wow prostatution

[AgentVamp]

@musicfreak7171 prostitution*

[TechUnadept]

"I can't hang around dumb people any more. It hurts the brain."

I want that on a t-shirt

[zeldafan900]

@TechUnadept me too

[mitsuane1]

sure

[SorrowfulLesson]

Germaine is right. That is all.

[mitsuane1]

i saw part of a nipple lol

[InwardChaos93]

@mitsuane1 A... Cartoon nipple.... I reiterate, CARTOON. Get over yourself.

[TinaJohnson42]

@InwardChaos93 Thank you!

[InwardChaos93]

@TinaJohnson42 Your welcome! Too many people nowadays get turned on by the THOUGHT of a nipple. It's just there, like your earlobes: completely useless.

[mitsuane1]

@InwardChaos93 dude im a girl i just thought it was funny ok why don't you get over yourself and let people comment the way they  like

[InwardChaos93]

@mitsuane1 Hey! No need to heft your pitchfork and light the torches, I was expressing my thoughts, I wasn't flaming on anyone in any way! Although, to be honest, when I see comments like what you posted, I don't discriminate on race or gender. I had no idea that you were a woman (to be honest, I thought you were a man based on the comment) and acted like it was just another horny man looking for public attention. So if you feel offended by my comment, all you had to do was say so. We good?

[artistwithouttalent]

Foamy's sign: exit a good role model

[sexylexi1111]

and i would be like $caching$

[LilSakura90]

The beginning of Germaine's transformation into a fat poetic whore...or at least one that gives hand jobs in back alleys.

[michaelangelosgirl]

idc how poor i would be, at least i have the self respect and not be a whore who would give out handjobs or strip just to get money! I mean really wheres the respect for yourself if you do that? who cares if you make money i rather be a hobo then to become a sleezy stripping whore. sometimes germaine makes sense and other times its just so wrong. I'll agree with her for some things but not everything.

[shinjiikari911]

Alright. society as a whole is not the most well maintained and functional thing.If it wasn't just for the fact that men think with their other head has pushed to us to where we are today. If it wasn't for the women saying I only will date you if you are rich makes the man to work harder to become rich. Though a lot of the time the man cannot become said rich because of outside forces. Without the want to impress a women men would be lazy and drunk most of the time. Plain and simple.

[hollowichigo67]

I'm a man whore rofl

[SadistBunny32]

Germaine's logic makes no sense. XD

[theperv01]

Yes being a whore is eazy if ur hot u get paid alot. If not well lets just say urlucky to come close to even.

[Lithiel]

So ..if Foamy gets powers, he's be like the guy in Infamous!XD

[Iizwatchingu]

"I make heads explode to" :)

[linkrocks01]

i agree with Foamy, hanging around stupid people hurts the brain

[heyitsjeff777]

@linkrocks01 mostly cuz they are just that irritating

[haby3r2112]

press 8 repeatedly xD

[paddymoep]

schlick schlick schlick ka-ching!

[dieselscience]

@paddymoep and you wouldn't even get sticky.

[paddymoep]

@dieselscience It hurts - the brain!

[InvaderAddict]

F: Isn't Prostitution the world's oldest profession?

G: That and farming. And the both use hoes.

[209CHUBBS]

I want a telekinetic hand job!

[Nightcrawlerchick]

So how was traveling along the country Germaine? :D

[TheLunarOutcast]

FOAMY'S SIGNS

Sign 1: Im not listening

Sign 2:Not a good role model

Sign 3:It matters

[Teenlego]

But a good role model, the sign @ 1:08

[DaGrimRetard]

sign 1: I'm not listening

sign 2: ?????????

sign 3: it matters.

[ToWYoMama]

LOL, man what a good laugh, although I couldn't read all the signs

[iconfusemyself]

I can't read the signs foamy holds up :/

[jaketheman091]

loool Germaine...telekinetic handjobs!

[ninfidelis]

I like Dawn's voice

[Ethyliel]

feminist much? yes i'm female. and i wouldn't be a prostitute even if there wasn't an alternative because there is always an alternative! you may not like the other choice but its there

[Ethyliel]

wow feminist much?

[4yr0ldNinja]

9 people got sticky

[lender420]

Press 0 for laughs :D

[terrorlord15]

crosses my mind from time to time, i just dont know where it is i tried a google search lolz also for other reasons i may not do it, im kinda desprate alot.

i would rather have a corporate job and be the sexy secretary and do sexual favours for my boss, that doesnt sound bad to me at all =D

then again im a virgin so my minds always racing with crazy stuff like that hell thats not even crazy in my mind.

[SatansBestie]

It does actually cross my mind. It is so easy to be a whore... But I won't be unless there's no other option.

[whatsername91295]

DAMMIT, F**KING, SH*T, BASTARD, COCK-SUCKER!!!

[JacobsWolfGirl1]

What human being makes squishy noises with their mouth like that????? Apparently Germaine....

[stlchucko]

8 people are mad that they didn't get to see some nip.

[AlisonJaynes]

@anybodyanything and they both use hoes!!! HAHA

[gamefreek41795]

I like the little sign that says "IT MATTERS"

[ChooseCheese128]

The reason so many people object to germaine's dark ways of income is because J.I Mathers cleverly made germaine a "lovable" character to both sexes of the viewing audience. He created her not just cause the looks good, but he gives her a strong message, No matter wat a woman's talents, society will only see 2 boobs, and 3 hole's. And exploit her as just another sex toy. Many people object because she is so inocent, and despite her better efforts, society still stays hell bent on degratting her

[jasoncummings2000]

they do have telepathic hand jobs or at least sorta

basicly isn't that what a web cam girl is/does

Also for you total freaks out there google the word Teledildonics

nuf said.

[nekonya96]

The thing about considering that as a job is so freakin' true!

[JanettesMyName]

Sign Translations:

#1 "I'm Not Listening."

#2 "But A Good Role Model"

#3 "It Matters."

[eviilbunnehrabit]

@JanettesMyName Thanks! I was wondering.That helped a lot =]

[JanettesMyName]

@eviilbunnehrabit Your welcome! :)

[bluexqueen]

Dude. If Germaine got telekinetic powers she could just steal people's wallets!

[nekonya96]

@bluexqueen That actually would be a better alternative with the telekinetic powers without whoring herself out since she'd still get the money lol.

[trutalentmanagement1]

... Germaine... is awesome... 

[devildiva9]

what does foamy's second sign say?

[BUBBLESBABYx0x]

@devildiva9 "i'm not listening"

[vinaloi41]

"That and Farming"... THE MORE YOU KNOW... KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!!!

[12taildemonraven]

o.e

[dillon10121]

What does that little sighn say?

[SamChopping336]

@dillon10121 i think the first one says 'I'm not listening' not sure about the other ones

[GASHify]

... and i wouldn't get sticky! :D

[yackon4game]

what did his little sign say?

[kimmeco2]

@yackon4game i'm not listening

[MetalMichaelable]

ROTFLMFAO IT MATTERS

[SerenityM16]

HOLY HELL! I forgot how skinny she used to be! LOOK AT HER ARMS! They look like they're just the bone. Like, literally, the skin is even too much fat for it.

[BirthdaySuicide]

Telekenitic handjobs....That's a new one.

[MrSieish]

@sims2players Cuz Foamy would kill all the clients

[Sims2players]

Why doesn't Germaine just work at Hot Topic?

[Dori0yo]

@Sims2players because she isn't a trend whore and is against the corporations. Shit Topic is a trendy store owned by a corporation. She is a legit goth. Not like these pussies who claim to be goth, yet listen to mainstream metal, metalcore and manson...

[TheSamvadar]

@Sims2players good point

[InvaderAddict]

@Sims2players 'Cause, illwillpress is trying to illustrate the basic human fetish and idiocracy.

But, that occupation does appear more legit.

[akiekeeper]

@Sims2players Because Hot Topic are sell-outs who follow the mainstream and Foamy always makes a point in saying that Germaine is individual in her style and doesn't conform to the norm.

Watch "Germaine for Stupids" and you'll see.

[zeldafan900]

@Sims2players maybe she doesn't know about Hot Topic

[fairybone0102]

@Sims2players ikr?

[Ebonywolve1176]

@Sims2players I think it has something to do with her not wanting to deal with 'trendy' teens who wanna be Emo/ Goth but aren't.

[SingerFailure]

@Sims2players Cause that's too mainstream

[burntham77]

We aren't paying for the handjob. We're paying for the sticky on her. Fact.

[robonerd3]

no the oldest proffesions are hunting and prostitution caveman get food, cavewoman fuck man, cave woman get food too, whole world goes round

[MsRaffie]

what did that sign say?

[MsButters8]

@MsRaffie IM NOT LISTENING ........... XD

[MsRaffie]

@MsButters8 thnx :D

[MsButters8]

@MsRaffie no prob!!! ;) i dont kno the 2nd one

[MsRaffie]

@MsButters8 kk ur the 1st 2 aswer me:D

[MsButters8]

@MsRaffie ;)

[dharmapunkchick]

alot of anti-woman statements in his cartoons. seems like anyone who is a woman or a minority is either portrayed as a ghastly stereotype, or just a a deluded non-entity. he does however attempt to not seem like as much of a sexist/racist douche by bestowing them with brief shining moments of near humanity like hatter's rant, and germaine's articultae yet deranged wit... seems like he simultaneously calls for the eradication of identity politics and reinforces them...

[newsearching]

@dharmapunkchick well, don't forget about the other series's like the talking tofu and that music guy. I can't even think of the creator as racist just because he is cruel to everyone and everything. For me, i think he makes all stereotypes seem stupid by portraying them and we find how stupid it is to think in such ways. And he portrays them so accurately its hard to argue its a stereotype.

[twistedknightmare]

Wow, after all the time with fat Germaine, I forgot she used to have a pencil neck. lol

[Davidzdoll]

FOAMY: "Isn't prostitution the world's oldest profession."

GERMAINE: "That and farming, and they both use hoes."

Haha

[drifter402]

lol she has no nipples.

[Davidzdoll]

@drifter402 Wow really???? that's all you notice?

[Christinacolasanto]

Shes right though!

[elVlinelVl2]

lol you can see her collar bone in this one, shes so much skinnier

[17laxplaya]

who thinks of this shit? lmaoo

[Julia13ization]

Loool "it hurts the brain"

[playman350]

"And they both use hoes"

HA XD

[FuzzyJ4]

MOAR FOAMY 4 MEH O_O

[TheShard136]

omg that was jsut gross disturbing and fucking hilarious

[shoomwawa2]

notice how her boobs get bigger and bigger the more she pulls on her tank top! XD HAAAAAWT

[neferiusnexus]

@shoomwawa2 Foamy magicked them to do that :D

[violatione]

Telekinetic porn has already been done. Look up the movie "Orgasmo".

[TogusaTsuchiya]

@violatione

haha, forgot about that movie

[moonlit658]

@JBdevil660 and @maraten1 thank you for your help

[WersomesFacts]

Prostitution has been legal in New Zealand since 2003

[TUDmonk]

@WersomesFacts prostitution is legal since 2000 BC...... rofl

[TyrisAdam]

that one card says "it matters"

[gagoman68]

prostitution and farming and they both use hoes XD

[Spokavriel]

So did you get a larger monitor before making this cartoon? The cards are too small to read without running this full screen. Foamy is also clearly shrinking. I mean even in Writers block he was at least 50% larger compared to Germaine and the whole environment than he is here.

Why did you flip Germaine's usual set anyway?

[moonlit658]

what does the sign that foamy holds up say?

[JBdevil660]

@moonlit658 I'm not listening

Not a good role model

It matters

[sweetsbro]

@moonlit658 THT A GOOD ROLE HOTEL(?)

[coldcutey134]

what the hell!? why would she give out handjobs! she is crazy

[msrocksful]

the sign says "im not listening" i think

[inufandom]

And I wouldn't even get sticky.

best line ever.

[SakuraHaruno01234]

DAMN IT...FUCKING...SHIT..BASTERD..­COCK..FUCKER!!

xD epic i just laughed so much

[nate300300]

Ya, I think that already exists. It's a new invention called the INTERNET

[TheSickHumanBeing]

I think selling yourself for money is a bit traumatizing and rather stupid. Anyone else?

[Shyman211]

so true germaine all girls have to do is porn or striping for money lol

[LadyMetallicar]

even after zooming in i still couldnt read the notes, lol, damn my eyes must be bad....and i'm wearing GLASSES TOO!! XD

[toxic07nj]

i loled so hard at 2:12 x3

[ogrish84]

I'll give you the job, the job of being my sex slave.

[coldvolcanicash]

I don't get why these people keep calling her fat. She looks way too skinny in my opinion. 0.o Guess people have different sight than me? Could that be possible anyway? I mean, I've always wondered if the color I see as blue may not be the same color everyone else sees as blue. How would we know?

[googal106]

She's fatter in later episodes D:

[Ninjamuffin7]

Gotta agree with foamy If i had telekenetic powers i'd be destroying things.

[08sonicchick]

how come that fat heifer always gets fatter and fatter?

[Katalyzt]

★★★★★

[Keurosaur]

What did that note foamy held up say?

[Vares65]

"I'm not listening"

[Keurosaur]

oh, thx

[kylesgirl93]

LMFAO XD

[InsomniacIncognito]

hahhahha! only the truth

[chopedandsectioned]

lol the ho joke is classic

[MaroonStorm]

lol! her mouth actually looked like a penis when she started making that squishy noise!!

[narutoluvsbleach19]

I laughed as soon as germaine said "you like that baby" foamy left the room! ROLFCOPTER.

[kiamarukeemos]

this bitch dont know shit she's talkin about lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScaredCatProductions]

it does hurt my brain too.

[ScaredCatProductions]

and they both use hoes XD

[nikodem123asdf]

KACHING!!!

[scuzzleBUTT15]

O_o