Bullet The Dug & Starvin' Marvin || The Scheme || The story So Far p2 || HQ

[cafezest]

slags/ junkies/ wee wanks/ pervs /fuck stay out the papers fuck face junkies who cares dania much it cost a blow will do iv got bluessssssssssses

[ILoveallthegirls1]

Its all too much for bullet - pissed my self i dont care saying i actully pissed myself laughing at that bit

then bullet escapes :L the dog hates that scheme he wants out!!! Bullet for hollywood i think

[TheRipcord66]

bullet the dog is gonna get the bullet if she doesnt pay the bill......

[fistfulofknowledge]

0:22 That depends just how happy Larry exactly is

[icesk8grl73]

i probably would not know what the hell is going on if it weren't for the british man commentating this xD

[gabbydadiva]

Chris looks about 12, not 20...his parents must've got his D.O.B. wrong, honestly! ROFL.

[gabbydadiva]

Marvin is my favourite, his classic ''Happy Larry, could not be happier'' line is the new joke between my best friend and I ...well mind you, this whole show provides us with laughs every single day!

[cafezest]

@gabbydadiva must like smack head junkies

[gabbydadiva]

@cafezest Hahah no I don't actually but I find his sense of humour funny..shame you haven't got one.

[47tont]

Dana has chlamydia, yer knob I'll fall aff

[L9babes]

Kevin Hollywood go back to the scheme where you belong the gutter your scum never forget where you came from wee pal

[ultimatebuzz1]

I dae id shag her

[stravaigar]

anybody else hink daynas a wee ride?

[Doinghisbest]

The boy talking at 0.52 - 1.04.

All I heard was "condoms".

[firemancan100]

why is that pretty girl with that smack head?

[fez41]

Sometimes, just sometimes, the only answer is provided via a nuclear bomb. After the weens and bullet have been evacuated of course.

[davecoop100]

where do all these arsewipes get their fag,drink,drug money from.....oh yea from us silly fukers who work

[BazNI]

The fucking state of those 2 skangers @ 3.28.

[kalvaza]

R.I.P. Bullet!

[GillySaur]

@kalvaza hes no dead, hes in london

[sixchildren100]

Best part eh awe this is the mental comments aboot the stinkin scheme fuckin brilliento never laughed so much in ma life hahahahahahahaha Keep it up B.B.C.1...

[massmedia09]

@sixchildren100 lol i see the comments everyday makes me laugh:)))

[sixchildren100]

@massmedia09 Lmao aye nae wonder starvin Marvin and his stupid burd are class hahahahaha Bullet for Mayor yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaa ! Engaged ? Withoot a ring ? A gee up..

[sixchildren100]

Sun papers and the T.V made a pure cunt eh us Scottish people so THEY ARE the skum bags no the people....Well the ugly pole dancer needs buried she looks like a deed fat body. F.S.

[TonyC1906]

dana looks like shes been dookin for apples in a deep fat fryer

[hunsrcunts]

bullet should have got the giro , the dog would have spent it better.

[47tont]

What about support for the Family's that had to watch this pish were all deeply traumatised by the way people live in Kilmarnock send us all to rehab...no no no

[sixchildren100]

@47tont  Werrrrrrrre,s ma lawyerrrrrrrrr i,am traumatised right oot ma sox.

[47tont]

Just saw the debate it was pish, not a sign of Starvin Marvin

[sixchildren100]

@47tont Nah Marvins a shit bag but that daft clown cousin eh his that punched Dayna ohhhhh i would love tae wast that ugly wee alien slapper showing off.....Come eh Glesga the tramp and let me punch the life right outta you hen ya clown leave Dayna ya dog..

[47tont]

Junkie bin laden bastards to lot of them, somebody gave Starvin Marvin a mars bar

[freshasadaisy86]

Junkie bastards. Yer wean would be better in a stable home.

[ultimatebuzz1]

the girl who smacked dana too is pure scum

[ultimatebuzz1]

dana would be quite hot if wasnt on the dan mack

[Foxglurves]

Hahaha "He kneed me in the stomach. But I don't think he meant it." How could he not mean it?

[xNothingtoyoux998]

Dana is pretty but shes on her way to be a junkie its ashame

[gogsy60]

I would happily shoot all of these rats.

[47tont]

When is Kilmarnock due to get the electric light, maybe if they seen their self on TV they might understand the concerns of the Nation

And all the bin laden bastards !!

[dougiepoolable]

The thing is they're all scum to be honest, except for wee bullet a feel sorry for him...

[massmedia09]

Guys and gals finally a new ep's on tv tonight and next week about time aswell the scheme is back and running as normal with a few more court cases :)

[sixchildren100]

@massmedia09 Yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa fuckin brilliento better than still game.....Bring it on..

[sixchildren100]

@massmedia09 On ye goooooooo yassssssss !

[grantrfc11]

Theyre fucking gypos!

[47tont]

Ah saw Marvin in Kilmarnock once he was sitting on a bench and had pissed himself there was a strong odder of shit as you passed him what a minger

[47tont]

No that's because he's been smoking volcanic hash !....but he is a closet Gay!!!

[BellaG83]

it looks like some cunt stuck a Hoover in the back a that marvins heed and sucked his face in big mocket junkie scumbag should be put down

[ododidit]

I am from Glasgow and i can hardly make out what they are saying, i feel for the kids living with these Idiots!

Personally i think all the adults should be rounded up and put to sleep!!

[chefmcflaherty]

Ma name is big marvin, I live in onthank ma dug is a legend ma burd is a skank..am tall and am skinny, ma eyes have now sank, a swagger aboot like am built like a tank. A like tae get high on prescription drugs an when av nae food al just eat the dugs! a no its no big n a no its no clever! a only drink turps tae clean oot ma liver, am happy as larry, am high as a kite ma troosers r stinkin a pish, sweat n shite.

[18scotslad]

@chefmcflaherty Am actual laffin ma ass aff. Lol. Good comment.

[sixchildren100]

@chefmcflaherty Love it CLASSIC hahahahaha.

[melissam1901]

Happy as larry. could not be happier lol

[massmedia09]

happpy as Larrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy 

[Mskbaybee]

Dayna's an idiot for not getting bullet back . Bet she had the money for her daily drug habbit !

[1ukjunglednbraver]

there speaking english yet i cant understand more than a word a sentence

[Kendrickk1]

@1ukjunglednbraver they arn't talking proper, they are using slang.

[1ukjunglednbraver]

@Kendrickk1 yeh i guess that makes sense..

[BhoyRabbit]

Happy As Larry < Quality

[massmedia09]

@BhoyRabbit happy as larrry big chappppppp

[boratismyname]

Makes gypsys look good lol

[RAR6063]

I really dont understand why someone would choose that kind of life for themselves! i dont know why that lassie is wasting her time with that freak anway, he looks half dead and missing almost all his teeth! Bunch of freaks man, no respect for any of them! and if u choose to take drugs u derseve everything u get! And i just wanted to say... as a side note that that fat whale with the bikini is disgusting and looks like shes riddled!!! so does that tramp wae the pink top! That is all :)

[john3000931]

@RAR6063 They don't choose this life.They live in poverty and despair and they only way the can escape this life is through drugs and alcohol.thus,commit crimes to fuel their habit.And if they have any ambitions to change their life it's crushed by the influence of their family and friends.I've grew up with people like this and I know It's a vicious circle.

[quigley61]

bullet has a higher iq than aw ae these mad yins

[MrCookie762]

i love the scheme,its ten times better then eastenders

[Barb3938]

Bet she found money for kit tho eh!!

[danilee18]

hahaa farmfoods (Y)

[BahenaD]

She is trapped in her little world. It is difficult for a junkie to stray from the norms. Consider she has just been released from prison.. she at least has shelter although it's not the best environment. Good luck Dana.

[arbeghast]

Dana - leave him! Leave him now hen, get the fuck away from that scumbag and his scummy family!! Fucking hell, live your life hen!

[arbeghast]

That ... I was going to call her a girl but she's more of a humanoid, in the pink shirt and her fat pal in the bikini (boak) are utter scum. Just the scum of the fucking earth. People like that deserve the shitty life they've been dealt. Ha ha hen, enjoy living your shitty life :D

[sixchildren100]

@arbeghast Naw they two are wee ugly beasties.....BooooooooooakKKKK­K.

[southwelliain]

Good luck Bullet! glad u got outta there in one piece mate

[GillianRey001]

FINETO!

[killielass]

the crees are nothing but inbread bastards,i know as i know every one of them and only two are married in the last 30 years.

[parchedmac]

halo 3?

[Truetomyself100]

That guy at the end is a pure ball licker man......

[MrScottttx]

2:13 woop woop cumnock. that where am fea

[wwedivasrule1]

he kneed me in the stomach, but i dinna think he meant it , hahaha

[joe2kat46]

crying like a big baby,marven if you read this get rid of that wee cow,she is a wee slut and your no daft bud,c'mon m8 your cousin and his pals aw shagged her,yer a wee cow hen,

[arbeghast]

Most of the comments on this vid are just as scummy as the people in the vid. Poor Dana. Get off the junk, get away from these pieces of shit and live your fucking life!

[beginnersgambling]

Beauty and the beast lol

[nhailes12]

the thing is danas actually really pretty :)

[MrScottttx]

@nhailes12 you kidding me shes a fucking junkie

[SamoIsKing]

@nhailes12 Aye, shes a no bad looking lassie, but theres nothing going on in there but the rent.

[alanlfc1892]

@nhailes12 Really pretty Fucked up SMACK HEED

[CraaigMaac94]

@nhailes12  Totally agree :O

[ILoveFootie2510]

@nhailes12 i would ive dana a seein to

[nhailes12]

"if any of yous want a shot of me" ... get some self respect fs :) x

[peterpanthewindupman]

id pan dayna nae bother, fulla blues or no, id ride her inty battle any day man.

[chrisfarrelli]

utter scum



[benthehoose]

@bry1888 how is the gear no real ? where did ye think it came fae? that 1888 number says it aw. fuck off back tae fantasy land.fitbaw is for homosexuals who can't face reality. celtic is your vallies, ya tube. the only time ye can show yer emotions is if an effete rich spoiled gaylord plays a game. sad as fuck

[benthehoose]

marvins cousin is a bucket. the cameraman wis a wanker, he could've stopped that bucket sucker punchin a wee lassie that's oot her pus

[feedthebear]

At 0:52, what does Chris say? "Ah went in drunk, know what uh mean? Nae condom, full buhm, take that."?

[TERiTWiLiGHT]

fek....a thot airdrie wiz bad lolololol

[pimp1875]

fucking smack heads



[Davy2win]

corrieclassics:- thats nothing to be proud of. if its true take my advice and visit the clap clinic, she`s a fuck`n tramp. Gangbanged in the tesco car park was the last I heard lol. spunk bucket she is

[GTWHITEFEVER]

Makes Rab C look middle class !

[benthehoose]

@GTWHITEFEVER rab c is middle class- hes a character made up by middle class wankers.

[sixchildren100]

@GTWHITEFEVER NAW Marvin swore doon he wont never ever lift a hon eh Dayna AGAIN but thur engaged withoot a RING ? WTF hahahahahaha Bit Daynas no a dafy ohhhhhhhhhhh !!!

[macphieycv]

3 tramps if that wis where a stayed they aw be chased ta fook except bullitt