Portal 2 Lemon rant kinetic typography

[katkat828]

When life gives you lemons, make limeade. It tastes better.

[godwin972]

Alright I've been thinking when life gives you lemons DONT make lemonade make life take the lemons BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StarWarsTriviaFreak]

Burning people! He set the world thinking!

[snozer2]

Glados: Yeah! Get mad! Yeah, take the lemons!... Whoo, I like this guy! he said what we're all thinking!!

[amazingfan15]

when life gives you lemons, make apple juice.

then laugh as they stare in disbelief

[katkat828]

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people and run away in the opposite direction.

[Chinese0Chicken]

BURNING PEOPLE! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

*GLaDOSgasm*

[Eckosquad]

Combustible lemons.

[Ferndapple1024]

This makes me laugh, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I HEAR IT. The typography just makes it better :D

[NightAsasinFUA11]

This is ten times funnier with Kinetics.

[Mweormwitten]

Gotta love Cave Johnson XD

[warrior1104]

Epic win! we don't need no lemons let the mf burn!

[Superfactmaster1]

lol

[BLAMO1011]

cave johnson is kinda like confusis, BUT WITH COMBUSTABLE LEMONS

[NaM3le5sThe19]

Well played... well played...

[PerscriptionDitz]

YES

YESYESYESYES

You added an everything to that rant. Don't know how, but you did it.

[AllenIzCool10]

Faved

[Yazora]

Cahhrrgggggg...Cahhrrgggggg...­

[MewYuki23]

BURNING PEOPLE! He says what we're all thinking!

[cloverkong]

faved

[Nikifuj908]

Steve Jobs's last words...

[coolkatmehrfth]

@Nikifuj908 shame.

[NTZiggy]

What??????????????????????????­????

[dotoro3]

ENGINEER! where are my burning lemons!!111!!oneoneeleven!

[RukiahTaicho]

How do you DO these? I also want to be able to do these kind of things.

Please answer back!

[cmccrate]

@RukiahTaicho It was made with Adobe After effects. Its mostely just animating text moving, and also moving masks to reveal words or make them disappear. If you have After Effects, just open it up and play around in it :)

[LegoMovieMan44]

@cmccrate OR you can use one of those animating programs...

[cmccrate]

@LegoMovieMan44 True you can. But majority of animated Typography's are done with After Effects due to the simplicity.

[Sylux1990]

I want to see this in TV... Should be an advertisement... Right for combustible lemons! I want them!

[AmazoCraftProduction]

Hmmm, Combustible lemons? Hey Black Mesa!

[starfoxfan123]

Lol the "different" turret that is always saying: get mad, don't make lemonade; I think that's what the turret was referencing to lol

[thewarriorforce]

They should have made small captions of GLaDOS agreeing with Cave Johnson :D

[GSboyNEO]

Engineer: Erectin a combustible Lemon!

Cave Johnson: :D

[milkshakespear]

Now I know scientists should be idiots in some way

They have to be stupid enough to try the stupid in the first place

But smart enough to analyze the results in a scientific manner like this;

Would a person be faster if we pump gasoline in their blood?

Hypothesis: Yes

Materials: Human, gasoline

Apparatus: Injector, etc.....

Result: The human guinea pig died from blood poisoning

[clonetrooper310246]

YOU JUST GOT RUED!!!

[MetallicaFan808]

EPIC WIN! I wonder if I can get this as my ringtone.

[gaintrobotsrulez]

The portal update for tf2 combustible lemons

I can see it now

[mattjrumbleyt]

I think I've had this on Auto Replay for about 2 hours, and still haven't got bored of it.

[SandyGamerGirl]

I really liked the fact that you made the word "lemons" yellow. This is awesome. Dont listen to the hater clan. Make more if ya feel like! Do whatever you want with the typography! It's yours!

[ManOnDrum]

Cave was MAD but he ates orange and he was k

[PianoKing2000]

ringtone...

[Nikolai2999]

When life gives you lemons...RAPE THE LEMBS FUCKING THROAT OUT

[GamerN4]

so engies make lemons too?

NEW Secondary Weapon For Engineers In TF2!

[238ra]

when life gives you lemons..

YAY FREE LEMONS

[TheWellMindedMe]

I saw this on another Video of the Lemon Rant - EVIL Every Villian Is Lemons

[naxxramas1onclubpeng]

Me: U

*presses 2*

Johnson: MAD!

[IVAN3DX]

in spanish, cave johnson doesn't says "limones" he says "a buen tiempo buena cara"

[FineMays]

Omg im gonna die of laughter while he's trying to kill me with lemons that burn

[MistressYume]

(More more epicness, add with a section from O Fortuna.)

[Comedyteamz]

I'm definitely going to see life's manager cause I've been getting an awful lot of lemons lately.

[PSPHaxxorPlayer863]

Lemon grenades...

I think I just thought of a Portal mod :D

[TheTrollingGamer]

Me: Lets Go Kill A Dude! *Presses 6*

Cave Johnson: With the lemons!

[ghostshadow25]

combustable lemons better be a new weapon in half life 2 episode three!

[soryy708]

Lemons have acid, acid is combustable. Wrong?

[Memnoch4711]

@soryy708 Totally wrong!

[SpartanOfSandtrap]

What program is that?

[onon6]

Put on audiotranscript

The true story...

[123remoteman]

Cahhrrgggggg......Cahhrrgggggg­

[cmccrate]

Thanks for all the Likes and comments guys! Really appreciate it.

[55minecraft]

@cmccrate I DONT WANT YOU DAM LEMONS! LOL XD

[rosestar130]

@cmccrate Lawl

I WILL BURN UR HOUSE DOWN!!!

Lawl

[1nvad3rzim]

IM THE MAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN,WITH THE LEMONS!!! :D

[Casteverus]

AH DUN WAN YER DAM LEMMENS

[Traslogan]

Alright I've been thinking, when youtube gives you a new video layout, don't make videos! make youtube take the new layouts back! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN NEW LAYOUTS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE YOUTUBES MANAGER! MAKE YOUTUBE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD CAVE JOHNSON NEW LAYOUTS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN THATS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LAYOUTS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LAYOUT THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[madman101ish]

@Traslogan hey look buddy, i'm an engineer... that means i solve problem. not problems like what are portals, cuz that fall in your conumdrum of physics... i solve practical problems. for instance, how am i going to make youtube regret makeing layouts? the answer... use a lemon-ade... and if that don't work... use more lemon-ades... like this corrosive piece of citrus grown by me, built by me, an ye best hope... i don't throw it at you...

[NoobTamer]

I said this once during class because the teacher said when life gives you lemons. I got in trouble.

[columbus8myhw]

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make orange juice! With the LEMONS!

[transformer2331]

This is actually kinda sad to me, but AMAZING at the same time. It's sad because you can hear his shortage of breath.

[Traslogan]

''Caroline...fetch me my pain pills'' - said shortly after the lemons speech in the game.

In other words: ''Caroline I need to be able to tell chell that the lab boys are telling me not to mention new inventions at the control room again...but hell, I pay the bills here! maybe I'll burn their house down!''

[ggkill21]

Yeah!!

YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH, TAKE THE LEMONS!

YEAH!!

OH I LIKE THIS GUY.

BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!

I MEAN PEOPLE, HE SAID WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!

[ikari2015]

He says what we're all thinking!

[Aleksandar998]

When Cave was talking about lemons I was screaming GlaDOS'es quotes and my parents were like wifh???

[sinkurepaOtaku]

Yeah, take the lemons!

[7Mel0dy7]

cave johnson had speak xD

[VoicesInsideYourMind]

*MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! I DON'T WANT YOU'RE DAMN LEMONS!

[VoicesInsideYourMind]

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE LEMONS TO CAVE JOHNSON! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!... WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO MAKE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[PopcornColonelx]

What font is this?

[maxkitty223]

@CaffieneFilms Yes you did. 'thumbs up for xxx' is thumb whoring, just admit it and stop denying it.

[maxkitty223]

@CaffieneFilms Yes you were, stop thumb whoring.

[DarkGamer72]

This made the game worth it <3

[LynneaOnline]

@CaffieneFilms I'm not going to give you a thumbs-up just because you tell me to.

[weezing22arbok]

EPIC!!! I LOVE YA MAN...

[OrchestraI]

LOL. I love that "CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS" bit.

Priceless. Hahaha, hilarious. xD

[DougRattmann]

...

[reaper22066]

BURNING PEOPLE! IT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

[JamNJohnN]

When I saw the thumbnail and tidle in the list i was like

"YES!"

[94XJ]

He says what we're all thinking!

[PhillFema]

Hi, I'm Cave Johnson.

I own the place!

[Sereniama]

6 people wanted the lemons and had their house burnt down.

[QuartrGuy]

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[SweetNightmareHikari]

Yeah! Take the lemons! :D

[bonslywizard]

Does this remind you of a Charlie Brown rant? o_O

[yetanothertubeuser]

Yes!

Yes!

Yeah!

Goodbye, sir.

[KazukiSendoh]

You didn't really do anything that makes this stand out as an After Effects animation... you didn't even put any effects or angling or anything. This would be great as a Flash animation... but it's not... so I gotta give it a nay.

[franciscojavierm]

Cave is the most badass batshit crazy old man ever!!!

[mizukage07]

a combustable lemon? lemonade