Weird Al - Thats your Horoscope for Today WITH LYRICS!

[CANDLCOMEDY]

I'm pisces(Gonna avoid my friend leo)

[AyuChan17]

Sagitarrius :(! That was terribleee. :(!

[SexyHexyKaulitzFan]

I'm an Aries.

Naw, I'm good... *mytoothbrush!*

[KitsuneKyukon]

I'm a Taurus. ;D

[jlpierce7]

Scorpio!

ima look for some windows now and work on my self-esteem

[Bunnyluver0508]

im a picies:) lol i luv this song

[randomcow7779]

Gemini..... I guess i have a farting and love life problem....

[28Blackout82]

If I had a fiancé hurl a javelin through my chest I would know who to blame n

[Melink03]

Someone should make a Pokemon version of this.

[NerdySpoink]

I still havn't out of a windoOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!

'THUD'

[KitsuneKageMasters]

I am a Libra, harra harra *insert sarcasm here*

No problem, I could have gotten that promotion IF I had a job in the first place, and I have plenty of talent. Great, not only do I have to deal with UC (ulcerative colitis) but my appendix is busted too! MY LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!!

[CrusaderAmerica]

my Apendix..........

[SweetLexxi]

Aries! :D

I don't even like watermelon!

My life is full of hobitses, not dwarves. Not even an albino dwarf, sadly. (Maybe not sadly)

Idk who Meryl Streep is so that is just gross no matter what.

I think it is one of the most random of the bunch :)

[PowerhouseTom]

@SweetLexxi she;s an actor.

[narutoscindrella101]

I'm a gemini and yes i do have explosive flatulence but my fiancee has yet to hurl a javelin through my chest

LOL my step dad is a demonic libra

my best friend is a taurus. O_O

[4Icefire4]

leo: dang, why in the world would i photocopy ma butt!? and eww quik :P

[kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl]

I think mines about right. I'm a Taurus. I got one of the best predictions in the song! I'll never find "true" happiness, but I'll still be somewhat happy, and that's good enough for me.

[Blackrose4537]

Lol that wuz great!

[123ipodsrock]

Mine sucks D: I are the Sagittarius :3

[webkinzfan1197]

greeeaaat, im a scorpio, i get to fall out a window.(but u gotta admit thats one of the least worst ones in this song to even happen)

[uglycrayonn]

all your friends are laughing behind your back. KILLTHEM. :D

[dragonome]

Im gemini :)

Kinda true that "explosive flatulence"

[phoebephilofy2526]

scorpio

my favorite part is when he says:

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lol luv this song

[Suiguint0u]

@phoebephilofy2526 YEEAAH!!

[MeAndMyLittleVoices]

Not too bad for me, taurus.... :)

[SearchingFor42]

great vid. one word is missing though

[fusionfallwariorcat]

cool idea for video definity five stars

[jawzshark]

beast vid!

[RocketxMan]

first comment!!! 5/5 for vid