Zombie Nightmare - 5/10

[TheGayjoe11]

guysin undwear always die

[RrachelEedwards7878]

as bad as this movie is. i wanna see it uncut. anyone know how or where i can??

[wickedmuffin76]

No town is that small

[Yapshire]

This movie kind of reminds me of "The Crow" as well. So I'm gonna turn it off and watch "The Crow."

[BlackAdam1231]

You know he did kill that creep for her she could thank him at least

[PerryPlanet]

"Well that's ov-WAAAAAH!!!"

[sleepyhollow783]

So the creators of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" got the basic premise from this movie?

[Catmando2022]

Well your the tailor.hehe

[killo90210]

It's get you one with the body

[bgsadler100]

George Romero's "Casey at the Bat"

lol

[kymmydanger]

Suddenly the Twist & Creme' became a much darker place.

[Tareltonlives]

"We didn't do it"

[silvereagle2061]

That is the worse Columbo impersonator I have ever heard lol

[silvereagle2061]

'Even John Goodman carrying Hume Cronyn can run faster then that'. Gota love it!!!

[gamerhouser]

"Zombie Chiropractor!"

[kymmydanger]

Excuse me but the dead don't tread water!

[ChaoticYak]

Suddenly, the Twist and Creme seemed a much darker place.

[elementalanimal]

"Stop it, Servo! You nutty, nut nut."

Crow <3

[iamthephatmouse]

"don't use the EXIT" hey how did the zombie catch up to her? she was running so fast and he was still at the end of the hall, so did she run frantically in circles screaming and holding her bra strap?

"no town is that small" ha-agreed! "you're smart arent you- but you'll have him and you'll love it!" ...was that meant to be some kind of insult? I hope the zombie kills him in some humiliating fashion

[sexyglexy]

DONT USE THE EXIT.....lol classic

[Spameggssausage]

Mike caught a fish!

[tobbems]

6:10 is classic.

[yomie100]

"um, excuse me but the dead don't tread water" LOL

[neverfakethefunk]

We don't even get to see the girl get killed? Come on, the best parts of terrible horror movies are the goofy death scenes.

[JRodHacker]

the whole chase seen, I wanted to go play some classic doom!

[wwmadi]

the older police office kind of sounds like Charles Bukowski

[alice88wa]

"I always wanted to make it with my sister" + "You're not going to do any better in this town, baby" = Canadian punk. The zombie has pretty low standards for a magically constructed revenge machine.

[KingSnarf]

This movie is kinda like The Crow, except the directing is terrible, the script is atrocious, and none of the characters are interesting.

[Spameggssausage]

@KingSnarf so it's a lot like the crow.

[scitsalcoryp]

Maybe you should put the speakers on INSIDE of the car lol

[scitsalcoryp]

0:12 John Cage on the soundtrack

[coffeetea720]

Servo @ 6:11 had me dying. :D

[420militanthippie]

Oh no, he's wearing Jockeys for HER!!!!!

[HoserSaysWhat]

Geez, that guy doesn't just sound like The Penguin, he sounds like Eugene Levy doing an impression of The Penguin.

[Gigrantula58]

Why is this douchebag with Cyndi Lauper hair supposed to be the biggest badass in town? I remember a guy I went to high school looked almost exactly like this guy, except he got beat up by the baseball team on a daily basis.

[Kinemacolor]

When a movie promises Adam West, it needs to give you Adam West.

[dhcpme]

3:55 "Touched down in the land of the delta blues...in the middle of a pouring.........rain..."

[Rocks21]

That one guy is really laying on the Humphrey Bogart voice.

[BigJuicyx3]

"Sweet, I've always wanted to make it with my older sister"

What idiotic writer thought that was a good line? It doesn't make him seem badass, it just makes him seem completely socially inept.

[Gigrantula58]

@BigJuicyx3 I think that the writers from this film all grew up in Appalachia.

[donk987654321]

So zombie-boy is wreaking vengeance upon the kids who sat in the car that ran him over. Why? Because they didn't insist on stopping and contacting paramedics or the police?

Neither did the store clerk or his mother, or the two guys who helped the clerk carry the body. Are they next?

[soundcloset]

"So Canada has a south, too!"



[ilikethecoke]

(TING) Ow, damn radiator!

[witchofheart]

How is it a double suicide if "lover boy smashes her head in with a baseball bat, then snaps his own neck with his bare hands and throws himself in the pool out of remorse?" Isn't that a MURDER suicide?

[00madbox00]

"Oh so Canada has a south too." God I burst out laughing at that.

[Crazydom]

I crack up every time I hear "... talking to the Penguin?!"

[d02408709]

George Ramero's Casey at the Bat. Full of WIN!

[captainhowdy01]

Who get's into a hot tube in their underwear?

"Zombie never could hit a curve"

3:36 Servo sings "Walking in Memphis" Awesome stuff Servo, SERVO RULES!!!

[ninjawraith17]

@captainhowdy01

Yeah, but he hit the curb! ZING!

[ninjawraith17]

@captainhowdy01

Yeah, but he sure hit a curb! ZING!

[WhiteTiger225]

So this is what "I know what you did last summer" and ESPECIALLY "Pumpkin Head" ripped off of?

[sexyglexy]

John Cage on the soundtrack...lol

[ChaoticYak]

"You're not going to do any better in this town, baby."

No town is that small.

[changyimei]

You're looking for one large angry man. Well maybe I am looking for someone like that but i'll probably never find him :( :P

[marshimaroo]

Peter never did any dust , man...he's a crackhead.

[nonabliss]

Why is Crow wearing a shower cap in the hot tub?

[nonabliss]

"Ya' know John Goodman on Hume Cronyn's back could out run this guy!"

"Stop it you nutty nut-nut!"

"Hey, threw meatloaf at my mom today."

"Suddenly the Twist n' Creme seemed a much darker place."

[PorkFrog]

Its like Peter Falk and Walter Mathau had a retarded baby that went into law enforcement

[Theburn77]

What is up with that guys voice? Dear God!

[ZoomingDakota]

"Because I'm havin' a good time."

What? No Queen joke?

[t0t3n3ng3l]

I, for one, am rooting for the zombie.

[Casey5693]

"You're smart aren't you?" Ugh! That punk is so annoying! Can we fast-forward to the point where the zombie kills him already?

[excellentbobby]

with how fast she's running she would be miles away from the zombie, I mean he's stumbling around at "zombie" pace so it's not like it would be hard to get away! Then she does escape and she jst stops without leaving tthe building OMG

[excellentbobby]

with how fast she's running she would be miles away from the zombie, I mean he's stumbling around at "zombie" pace so it's not like it would be hard to get away!

[excellentbobby]

with how fast she's running she would be miles away from the zombie

[antgav79]

With all banging at the start i was waiting for them to break in to a zombie version of I sing i sing i sing whenever i sing

[lollmao5]

Why didn't they check the guy for fingerprints of he snapped his neck with his bare hands?

[guysmiley00]

@lollmao5 Can't really lift fingerprints off someone else's skin. Fingerprints are the oily residue left behind by fingertips after touching smooth surfaces - the dude's neck skin was already covered in its own oil. It'd be like mixing two buckets of sand and then trying to pick out which grains came from which bucket.

[lollmao5]

@guysmiley00 Wow, now I know! And knowing is half the battle! G.I. Joe!

[brianberek]

The host segements make no sense and seem to be thrown together. And they're some of the best EVER!

[MattChrisF]

Don't use the EXIT

[RaWrZzZz]

Tom Servo is the reason i love the song "Walking in Memphis" <3

[UpSky2]

3:22 - 3:50 The soundtrack crashed! somebody terminate that process and restart it!

[ChaoticYak]

We did do it!

*whines* What did I do?

[ErinIsPunk]

That guy who sounds like the friggin Penguin from Batman is not only a bad actor, but.... he sounds like the friggin Penguin from Batman! What's up with that??

[DoubleMiz]

@ErinIsPunk - he may be a bad actor, but he's a PERFECT Penguin impersonator

[guysmiley00]

@ErinIsPunk Between him, the Italian grocer and the Haitian lady, it seems like the director was going for an all-"shitty vocal gimmick" cast. Maybe he realized how bad the dialogue was and thought that would jazz it up.

[Dulcimerist]

5:40 It's Eugene Levy!

[trapadoored]

@Dulcimerist

I was just about to say that!

[guysmiley00]

@Dulcimerist He's done worse films, though I wish it weren't so. Dammit, Eugene, you're better than American Wedding!

[Dulcimerist]

Conan O'Brien!

[verbusen]

John Goodman on Hume Cronyn's back could run faster then this zombie, that was a good line if you knew who they were in the late 1990's.

I wonder if the cast was like getting stoned after the shoots and scoring with those hot babes? Something tells me......NO!

Well maybe the getting high part.

[guysmiley00]

@verbusen Getting high, yes - but before the shoots. And after. And during. It's the only explanation.

[nastyGriffin]

he never did dust he was a crackhead

[Tareltonlives]

So one guy drives over another and all the passengers have to pay, too?

"Zombie could never hit a curve"

Things I learned from this movie: Zombies can teleport

Oh, right, a pocket knife can do something against a dude that can break spines with his bare hands.

[geoentronecromancer]

To the pasta-tossing punk with apparently incestuous tendencies: I knew David Patrick Kelly, and you sir, are no David Patrick Kelly. Well, okay, I don't actually know David Patrick Kelly, but you get the point!

[mrsoultwister]

soo... we waited 40 minutes for a zombie, how long do we have to wait for the nightmare.

[watda74]

@mrsoultwister

That started when the credits rolled. :-D

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

Adam West Watch: 40 Minutes in- STILL FUCKING NOTHING

[KaristaSwiss]

3:09 DONT USE THE EXIT :o

[MST3K1986]

That detective sounds like Eugene Levy impersonating Colombo.

[rsilkw2]

um excuse but dead people don't tread water.....

[ChaoticYak]

She must have studied under Jamie Lee Curtis.

Don't use the EXIT!

[cale42]

Hey guys! Dinner?

[livinintwilightzone]

Don't use ...the...exit...

[Windclaw]

The whole hot tub scene was repulsive...but the music...

It's from the soundtrack for Resident Evil 2!!!

[LeshaAnn]

@Windclaw - Resident Evil 2 didn't exist yet, so, Who's ripping of whom??!!

[RockyBalboa211]

He put on a skort! :D

[kevinpsmithey]

no town is that small

[deftonesnut]

"A Day In The Life" reference at 3:36.

[Nezbitt]

I never noticed the sideboob and subsequent reaction from the guys before. Also "old enough to be your older sister" is one of the worst examples of nonsensical dialogue ever.

[AutumnDevi]

haha, that hottub part must have been awkward to film...Trace, Bill, and Shirtless!Mike crouching down in an small space. Wish I could see the bloopers for that!

[ApacheMan2K]

2:17

Servo: George Romero's "Casey at the Bat"!

And, just for the fun of it, I'll throw in my own comment: Oh, so this place must be the Willamette YMCA.

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

They really had a thing for Crow tickling on this show when Trace was around, didn't they? o_O

[Oppledeldoc]

It's not every girl who can turn down a boy who wants both her and his sister. That takes some willpower.

[bLuDcLoT06]

haha

the guy playing the forensic investigator is doing the worst Columbo impression i have ever heard

[mowque]

"John Cage on the sound track"

[sokarsfleet]

This guy is really starting to lose his mind, he thinks he's all hard and shit just because he killed a guy by ACCIDENT I might add.

[livinintwilightzone]

@sokarsfleet I'll throw pasta at 'em!

[pockypurse]

I love seeing Mike and bots flip out over the guy in his wet underwear. xD

And the Penguin comments crack me up, too.

[kipale78]

"maybe i am looking for someone like that but... i think i'll never find him"...

"no town is that small"

[SweetCecelia]

ooo mike in the hot tub ow ow lol

[imascatmanworld]

Hey uhhhh im from the south in america 9:50 ofendend me becuase im not like that.

[ibbiggs]

ur jokin right?

[Keottler]

Its just a show, you should really just relax.

[LONGPORKBUFFET]

5:40 Columbo on Quaaludes! :]

[Iwuznothere]

It's like he's a nasally jack nickleson. What the hell were they trying to go for with that older cop?

[Bus3204]

The "Ya Know John Goodman on Hume Cronyn's back could outrun this guy" line gets me every time! One of my favorite MST3K lines.

[VerySourLemon]

So this whole scene was just a tour for a Canadian rec center or something?

[buffypython]

"Damn radiator."

I love the batch screams.

"Nuh-huh-huh."

Why would they assume the guy they hit killed those two?

"So Canada has a South too."

[singitjohnny]

Wait, why was the "pool" (pretty sure it was a hot tub, but whatever) full of blood if the guy died from a broken neck?

[DoubleMiz]

@singitjohnny - Because he's a REALLY heavy bleeder? 

[MoonHeadJohn]

@singitjohnny She had a sudden heavy flow at the sight of the zombie

[paladindarknite]

@singitjohnny too much ketchup on his fries?

[jgberndt]

"George Romero's Casey At the Bat" lmao

[lonelysith66]

"Go to the car, bring your Dilly Bar to the car, Honey!"

XD Classic.

[SgtHydra]

"LET HIM COME...

I'll throw pasta at him."

rofl XD

[paperferrari]

the penguin dude is like a poor man's Eugene Levy. a REALLY poor man's Eugene Levy.

[Nezbitt]

So the zombie is the Bear Jew?

[HankJwimbleton876]

I swear for the music at the beginning of this bit, they did actually just get someone to hit a radiator and a sink.

[Tareltonlives]

@HankJwimbleton876 "John Cage on the soundtrack"

[DoubleMiz]

@Tareltonlives - I spat out my orange juice on that one, LOL!

[UpSky2]

@HankJwimbleton876 My impression was they were hitting a railing with a baseball bat.

[DoubleMiz]

@HankJwimbleton876 - Cage would've REALLY made a mint doing that, haha

[ColonelHoraldo]

@HankJwimbleton876 Wasn't that just the zombie hitting stuff with the baseball bat?

[robwatson80]

HEY! Threw meatloaf at my mom today!

Maybe he should put the speakers on the inside of the car...

[TomMSTie]

1:48 - "Well that'sWAAH!" XD

[Genjibunbun]

2:58 it looks like there's a person standing in the top left of the shot. :XD:

[odelay17]

NRHAHA

[EternalGuardian07]

So who put the 12 year old in charge of the investigation!?

[iamthematador]

"Because I'm having a good time" Way to rip off "The Warriors", writers!!!

[GoblinXXX]

They bothered to give the zombie a baseball bat, and he breaks peoples back with his hands. Wouldn't he just savagely beat people to death?

[Servocaster]

Wouldnt his true revenge have been complete by giving him a mercedes,and run each person down? Although zombies never were good drivers,proven by the chase scene in Mitchell.

[GoblinXXX]

This zombie would have ended up somehow impaling people on the tires, since he managed to shove the bat THRU someone's chest, again instead of HITTING them with it. But your movie would be more original.

[zadrhion]

@Servocaster My, my, my, my Mitchell!!

[Mefuki]

LOL I don't believe it! She was killed by that thing? I didn't even realize until the cop and "talior" scene.

[ReijiThePhantom]

I've always wanted to make it with my older sister.

Crow: Ah, so Canada has a South too! XD

[fordieform]

LOOFL john cage on the soundtrack

lol awesome

-hero

[Mandi7882]

Excuse me, but the dead do not tread water...LOL!

[NUTCASE71733]

It's Penguin!

[GrigoriPechenka]

4:53 - Conan O'Brien

[11dosentmatter]

"dont use the exit" 3:00

[KaristaSwiss]

That was the Best line :-)

[lonelysith66]

Yeah, really!

XD

[vampirehunterme]

"Goerge romero's casey at the bat"

[ShinyRayquaza2]

I love how Mike and the 'bots freak at close-ups of the guy's crotch.

[bigfreaky1]

George Romero's "Casey at the bat"

[popecorkyI]

Grady: This fall on NBC!

[Dragmack]

John Goodman on Hugh Kronum's back is faster than this girl!

Oh, so Canada has a south too!

No town is that small.

[Ghostpilot]

That'd be Hume Cronyn (of "Cocoon," "Batteries Not Included"), by the way.

And that was a great line. XD

[MeiRyoko]

Jason Vorhees on Freddy Krueger's back is faster than all three! XD

[whoisdickieschnabel]

They're so intense at the Twist n'Creme...

[MeiRyoko]

Yeah, really, Sonic's never had this much drama! XD

[happypranksgiving]

Whatever happened to the fat guy who got stabbed earlier?

[popecorkyI]

he died.

[happypranksgiving]

yeah, thanks.

[popecorkyI]

but, he gets better