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  • No clue how thermal paper works but the Walmart employee knew. Yup, ignorant enough to be theists... Lol

  • Notice how this kind of thing would never happen to anyone non-christian. Hmm, interesting.

  • It's Hagrid!

  • Looks like Osama Bin-Laden

  • "The more you look at it, the more it looks like Jesus." Confirmation bias at it's finest.

  • What I always wonder is how the fuck does anyone know how this jesus, if he existed, looked like?

  • pedo-jesus? That image looks like a pedo to me anyway, I mean since we are just guessing.

  • Easily replicated.

    Place the receipt on top of a high contrast image and expose it to sunlight.

  • It looks like Charles Manson...

  • I saw the flying spaghetti monster in my dinner last night. I felt touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen ...

  • So God is too busy revealing himself through receipts to help the sick and hungry? That explains a lot!

  • 'Jesus' is an ugly motherfucker.

  • looks more like abe lincoln to me

  • THAT'S NOT JESUS! IT'S RASPUTIN!

  • PEOPPLE ARE SO COLD - WHAT THIS SAYS FOR HUMANITY I CAN'T EVEN GUESS/ I LIKE THAT IMAG ADN BELIEVE THE POPLE. IF IT IS INSPIRATIONAL TO THEM MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE MAY THINK SO TOO. BET A OICTURE OF SATAN ON THAT RECEIPT WOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION AND PEOPLE WOULD THINK IT'S COOL. SO SAD. . . I RATHER BELIEVE ~! EVEN IF NOT FOR THE THE SAKE OF SHOWING STUPIDITY AND A MUSTARD SEED PF FAITH. THEN THERE ARE THE JEALOUS ONES. NO, IT;S MORE FUN BEING HATEFUL AND WICKED TO OTHERS - LET'S GO TO HELL~!!!

  • OMG...and this couple will produce offspring that they will indoctrinate to be good lil xtians. Is there no hope?

  • @gagjam It's a scary thought isn't it? The worst part is, there are more of them than there are intelligent, logical thinkers in the world. There really is no hope :P.

  • Looks Semitic to me. Can't be the Amurcan Jebus—he's white, goddamnit!

  • They are soooooo stupid.

  • Fuck jesus christ and god, Lord Satatan is our savior that will take you to eternal paradise if you convert to satanism! Come join brothers and sisters!

  • This is why Meth-Amphetamines are so damn dangerous. You start thinking that Jesus is staring back at you from anything & everywhere. Religion is self delusional from its inception. BoogieMen, Chupacabra, Satan, Santa Claus, Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh, Beelzebub, Easter Rabbits, Angels, Devils, Genies, Leprechauns, Vampires, & Lycanthropes.. etc Just to name a few. Drop some LSD or Lick some Red Cap Mushrooms and you are on your Merry Way. "I See Jeebus is in my Walmart Recite." Jeezlouise

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  • It looks like Osama

  • looks like bin laden

  • it looks like pejdro or ODIN.

    but i guess if i can sneak into someones home paint a jesus face people will go insane over it.

  • Me Lord forgive me...but that chick is somehow very hot!

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  • charles manson!

  • @larsvommars1988 LOL thats what I said as soon as I saw it!

  • if god is real why are you not in the kitchen and remain silend woman

  • Yeah right... retards

  • average american IQ = below roomtemperature

  • They didnt see it because the original receipt was flipped. This is all that is wrong with America.

  • Sure looks like Osama Bin Laden

  • its osama

  • jesus probably was black -.-

  • Everyone has gone fucking insane...

  • btw. how can anyone say i looks like Jesus?(if your talking about the one that might have lived 2000 years ago)no one that is living today ever saw him. if you know someone called Jesus and looks like the pic ok lots of greek called Jesus or Christus, i know some but non look like that *g* but it really looks like the dude alless22 was talking about lol

  • @Wargasmus -.-

  • it looks like a moslem

  • Since I'm an atheist, I don't see Jesus. I do however see someones idea of a joke or a hoax on people that are religious. This couple may actually be the targets of this hoax. Every single time a face or silhouette of something looks like a human, Christians immediately think they see a Jesus or a Mary. Not Joseph, Not Pontius Pilate, not even God him self. If you look carefully in the eyes of the image you will see that this was charcoal sketched before it was scanned and transfered.

  • In not Jesus, is Rasputin!

  • looks more like Bin Laden...

  • @alless22 ll that was the same thing i was thinking rofl

  • @Wargasmus -.-

  • @alless22 -.-

  • thats spooky! you can even see an ear on the far right, spooky stuff! It looks for sure a picture of a person's face, the image has to be heat created? i doubt they have a heat image inducer sitting at home to imprint fake images on Walmart Receipts.

  • it looks like bin laden.

  • person on left maybe be sitting with lower half twds. outsd. of recpt. then rt. hair area poss.trees n backgrd. then btwn. eye and man anohter image faintly coming thru., but as you look closer at the areas it seems to be more like things of another photo that are making up this photo, it gets tricky around the printing though. Upper seems to be sky as it seems to cast down behind the rt. figure and btwn. figures making it hard to detail other forgrd. images.

  • While I can appreciate this young couples belief in Christ, God Bless them both I have to say the following. If you will look more closely at the photo you will see other images come forth. Look to the Right side of the face and you will see what appears to be a male image, wearing canvas style hat, other things. Left side eye, pos.male wht.shirt face drk. hat abv. eye, poss. boat below lips, maybe motor not sure (running out of characters c next post...

  • Two things, how does anyone know how Jesus looks! Something is wrong with this photo because you can see another image within this image. Pan over to the right of this photo and you can see the image of a male wearing a the old canvas style fisherman's hat with long sleeve shirt. Look very close as it appears there are other images you can see in other area's such as water and tree's.

  • Jesus saved.... you 2.50 on groceries.

  • Stupid americans.

  • @bajstre fuck you.

  • God appears once again. You skeptics start believing.

  • Its an impression of his photo of himself. He had photos developed and probably took them out to see how they developed and placed them in bag or in hand together. What else would explain the fact that him and Jesus have the same nose lips and blank stare. Maybe if the Jesus didn't look like him it would be interesting story and since when are Walmart staff forensic experts and or chemist that say this receipt only darkens with heat? I have receipts turn black all the time.

  • Even a blind person can see that this is Osama Bin Ladden

  • Jesus Christ...It's Charles Manson...

  • she is wearing upside down crosses in her ears!this is disturbing

  • get trolled?

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