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  • Wasn't it NOAA that got the money from the fines paid, and the money from the sale of the confiscated fish itself, when a fisherman is honest about whether or not he used a net when catching what turned out to be a record-breaking Tuna?

  • Wow, Crowder is going to be such a loving father. xD

  • I think you really scared those kids!

  • Is this guy aware that 2010 was the hottest recorded year on record? Even higher than 2005 and 1998. Oh wait... That's right, we are in the middle of "cooling trend"...

  • @Eaglesfaninca You might want to Check your "facts' before you repeat popular claims. The repeated "hottest year" claims made to back Global Warming can be debunked by just looking up the ACTUAL temperatures from the past. Most of our hottest recorded temps fell between 1920 and 1940.

    And it is funny how when there is a week-long freak blizzard in a summer month, it is just a "weather phenomenon" but when 1 day is hotter than typical it's "Proof" of AGW.

  • @eslake Uhhhh.... No. Look again, none of our hottest annual temps fall between 1920-1940. Who the fuck is claiming that when "1 day" is hotter than typical that is proof of AGW?

    When was there a week long blizzard in a summer month? You are aware that when we have our summer in the Northern Hemisphere the Southern Hemisphere is having their Winter, right?

  • @eslake Uhhhh.... No. Look again, none of our hottest annual temps fall between 1920-1940. Who the fuck is claiming that when "1 day" is hotter than typical that is proof of AGW?

    When was there a week long blizzard in a summer month? You are aware that when we have our summer in the Northern Hemisphere the Southern Hemisphere is having their Winter, right?

  • Non politically CORRECT nutz I meant to say....a wonderous thing this day and age of the libtard matastisizing cancer that bleeds the country i fight for, just so the enemy can try TRY to over populate it

  • @InfidelDevilDog007 yep keep believing in those "evildoers" (texas accent)...

  • I keep watching all these vids now since coming across one. couple of days ago and I have yet to find one that has NOT made me LMAO...Crowder has big ole non political nutz.....Keep up the outstanding work my friend. I am spreading your vids around like a M240 Golf in the big sand trap....Semper Fi

  • That does it, I want to marry Steven Crowder!!

  • I would never let my children around Crowder

  • Playing UNO LMAO

  • Love the hair and glasses =)

  • Uh, why is Elvis running from a hurricane in the thumbnail to this video. LOL!

  • Don't look me in the Face haahahaha

  • My bad back is a better weather predictor than NOAA. lol

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  • DON'T LOOK ME IN THE FACE!!! Perfect :D

  • Oh, hello! didn't see you there! In my house... With.. My xbox in your hands. ಠ_ಠ

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  • Face OCD much.

  • Global warming climate change whatever they are calling it? C02 makes up 0.039% of the earths atmosphere. Of that, only 0.003% is man made. So, if you are still believing in that we are heating up the earth? I'm Santa, and I would love to hear what you want for Christmas.

  • @SuperGuitarman69 I want a Saiga 12 gauge please !!!!!!

  • @SuperGuitarman69 I would love some fresh skis... oh and snow to use them on... because that has been lacking for the last 5-6 years where it used to be alot of it. Might not be global warming but somthing is seriously happening.

  • @SilverWolfShoot Check your area's record snowfalls for the last thirty years .... I highly doubt it's down now compared to that time.

  • @KittenKoder I can now see flowering dasies, for 30 years you had to shovel the driveway that was coverd with 4 ft of snow.

    Average snofall is in later years 30-60% depending on where in the contry you are.

  • @SilverWolfShoot At first I thought you were just being naive, now I know you are lying. thank for revealing this early.

  • @KittenKoder All behold the mighty youtube troll that passes judgement with only it´s own opinion as basis and thinks that insults wins arguments and not brains and facts...

    I agree that it is not conclusive that we are the result of the increase in temperature. But -you- are willing to risk my and everyone elses childrens future on your beleaves.

    So crawl back in your hole and stay there. And if you ask nicely I can send you the FACTS that show that I am not lying.

  • @SilverWolfShoot It snowed here today. Seattle, look it up, we don't usually get snow, and when we do it's February.

  • @KittenKoder Good for you, and unusual weather phenomenon is not something to worry about?

    It is theorized that Global Warming might lead to a new ice age.

    As I wrote before. It -might- be nothing, but what are the consequences for totally ignoring it. Better to do full research in to this and adhere to all warnings until something is definitely proven. I bet that you use a seat belt in the car, but have you ever crashed? How do you know that it would help you? Do your children use them?

  • @SilverWolfShoot Actually, no, because it's not that unusual. There's your flaw in thinking. Weather itself only follows predictable patterns, it is NOT predictable. There is no such thing as "unusual weather". But nice try.

  • Are those your brother's kids?

  • i hope the NEW GB Channel picks you up and makes u a mega millionaire.

  • I jumped when you yelled ...lol...yet another great vid!

  • @SupremeARA915 I'm laughing at my own joke reading your response. Thanks!

  • you are funny but damn that ending was scary

  • Don't look me in the face!!!!

  • Laughing at the little kid was unexpected

  • @ExUnoPlures The advent of internet anonymity has given rise to the golden age of cowardice and stupidity...and you are living proof.

  • @spalmer718 agreed that dudes a prick

  • Is that shirt from Eddie Bauer?

  • Chaos Theory in a nutshell. Even if they have awesome data, there's no way they can have every variable controlled for the hurricane season. If anything is different from their vacuum-generated assumptions (which it will be), then their prediction will be wrong, or at best "accidentally right".

    NOAA = Just another group of scientific busybodies in the business of ignoring the most basic science of all, math.

  • Gosh, did you get a hair cut?

  • yup

  • "DON'T LOOK ME IN THE FACE!!!" I 'lawled'. xD

  • @whedonfreak976 when you use douchey terms like "neocons" you deserve to be flagged.

    If we could flag you being a wanker we would, but we have to use what options are available.

  • @whedonfreak976 liberals ARE baby murderers AND socialists, so yes it is ok.

    Looks like a turd, smells like a turd....probably a turd.

    And don't give me that helpless boohoo victim bullcrap. You're not "destroying" anyone's ideas, or even presenting an asertive counter argument.

    The first thing I read was you calling names and being a asshole, so I treated you the same way.

  • @ReasonIsADivineGift why do you liberals search so diligently for variables and specifics to back up a hollow argument in favor of what is plainly terminating a life??

    If an egg is fertilized and it doesn't make it, then it didn't make it. No action was taken to end that life.

    How can you be so blase about ending a life?

    Most liberals can't stand the death penalty for murderers and rapists, but they have no problem with dumping fetuses by the thousands. What gives?

  • @tommo1313 A sperm cell is not a complete human. You know that and so does everyone else. Stop with the ridiculous false analogies. A unique human life is created when a sperm and an egg join. That unique human being will never be created again. Once destroyed that person will be dead. If you were killed 3 seconds after your dad's sperm met your mom's egg, it would have been YOU that was killed. Not some meaningless blob of tissue...YOU. Such callous disregard for human life is horrible.

  • @LiekABaus Maybe "the world" would be fine without you, but you wouldn't be fine without you. :) You are a unique, irreplaceable human life. There never has been and never will be another you. You are endowed by your Creator with rights including life, liberty (freedom) and the right to be happy. You are worth loving. You are worth knowing. I can't wrap my mind around anyone's ability to disrespect a human life. It's just too wonderful.

  • @tommo1313 If your particular zygote gets killed, it's YOU and YOU alone that is killed. You will never be created again. That is a net loss of one human being. But by your "logic" a baby magically never existed if it's killed in the womb. Ludicrous! You don't go back into time and "not exist" when you are killed, you are KILLED when you are killed. I have already answered your questions in my previous post, but yes a human is more than a sperm and an egg, we have a soul that lives on.

  • @tommo1313 I hear you. Just to answer you question about feeling sad when zygotes (unborn babies) are killed naturally, no, not sad for them per say. I personally believe that there is Biblical evidence that children that young are instantaneously ushered into the presence of God. It is the families that suffer the losses that are more to be pitied. Losing a child by miscarriage is a devastating experience. They mourn for their child not some unimportant glob of cells. I feel sad for them

  • @EffieReal As for this silly ass debate on exactly when a child starts,or not,God/The Prime Creator is omnipotent.He/She/They know exactly which "zygotes" are going full term or not.Whether it's "natural"or"man made"cause like abortion no Soul is sent to inhabit the baby/zygote that isn't going to full term as nothing is learned from such a experience.A human Soul can inhabit any body it chooses so "you" would still be "you" in whatever body you choose to incarnate/reincarnate into.

  • @bigdubbatoo I have read reference to en utero souls (John the Baptist, etc.) but not for en utero soullessness. I also do not see Biblical evidence for reincarnation. Since my beliefs are Biblically based that is my measure on those particular issues. In my opinion, the science of human biology backs the Biblical perspective. However, I do find differing interpretations/opinions (like yours) to be interesting. They also challenge me to continue to study these matters. Cheers.

  • @EffieReal Reincarnation was a doctrine once held by many early Christians & was edited along with many other important concepts .In John Nicodemus asks Jesus some very serious questions & was NOT mocking Jesus as many believe . Jesus' answers simply put have long been misconstrued as meaning we can't be reincarnated . IMHO Herbert Puryear wrote a pretty dang book on the subject I am made to feel you should , at the very least , find a interesting read .Blessings to you & yours .

  • @EffieReal Even the bible says that life is in the blood. So until that mass of cells has its own blood, its not a new life

  • @Baronstone Hi, Baronstone. Well, that is really an incongruous thought isn't it? I mean what does "life is in the blood" really mean in that original context. If you look at it in full you will see that it refers to impartation of life through the spilled blood of the sacrificial lamb and ultimately the Lamb of God (Christ). Clearly, spiritual life. In other words, we were made dead in sin after the fall of man and made alive again in Christ by the redemptive work His shed blood.

  • @Baronstone .... So, to take this verse (part of a verse really) out of context and try to affix it to the definition of the beginning of human life does not work from any scholarly interpretative perspective of which I'm familiar.

  • @Baronstone To elaborate: "For the life of a creature is in the blood, and I have given it to you to make atonement for yourselves on the altar; it is the blood that makes atonement for one’s life." Leviticus 17:11 This is an explanation of the process of atonement. To take the blood from a living creature is to take it's life (kill it). This creature, once alive, becomes a sacrifice in place of the person who is seeking atonement. The sacrifice literally pays with it's life's blood.

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  • @ReasonIsADivineGift the woman's "serial killer" vagina acts all by itself w/o human intervention.

    Its a simple matter of pro-activity. If you take an action to terminate pregnancy, that is ending a life that would/could be. If you take no action, and the baby is lost, that has nothing to do with a person's choice. It simply is what it is.

    Trying to determine when a person is or isn't a person is liberal hogwash. If you had sex and got pregnant, you just created a life.

  • @VegasBilgeRat I'm pro choice for a different reason. Consider a drowning man who could be saved by a stronger swimmer who's with him in the water. Just like a fetus, the drowning man's life depends on the stronger swimmer. Does the latter have to save the drowning man even though that my jeopardize his own life? I hold that it's solely his decision. No government or legal system can judge in such cases. Whether a fetus is considered human is immaterial in my opinion.

  • @john42t wtf are you talking about? that doesn't make any sense at all, and I don't see what that has to do with killing unborn children.

    And for the record, if you see someone drowning next to you, and you're a good swimmer, you're a big piece of shit if you let them drown.

  • @VegasBilgeRat

    Foetuses can't think or feel in any way comparable to a real human being.

  • @mgdev a fetus IS a human being, so you're dumb.  What's your point?

  • @VegasBilgeRat

    Foetuses lack the qualities that make human beings worth so much value: the ability to think and the ability to feel emotions.

  • @mgdev I advocate abortion, in your case only. Please abort any children you create.

  • @VegasBilgeRat

    Happily. Just keep it legal and I'll be fine with that.

  • @mgdev

    Except... well... the whole fact that they are in fact genetically human... I suppose quadriplegics aren't human in your eyes either?

  • @Smullet90

    Why on earth would quadriplegics not be human? Why would I think that? Quadriplegics can think and feel can't they? And why is it important what genetic code something has? Human beings are the most valuable thing in the universe not because they have some holy genetic code but because we can think and feel on a level incomparable to anything else. A foetus however can think and feel on the same level as a frog.

  • @mgdev

    Sorry I meant mentally handicapped people. Who are you to judge someone else's mental capacity? Should we then kill anyone we see as stupid? The only non-objective standard is the genetic standard. Like it or not, its keeping you alive.

  • Oh my god, that was a priceless ending.

  • ``DON'T LOOK ME IN THE FACE!`` Classic!

  • DONT LOOK ME IN THE FACE !!! X(

  • dont look me in the face lmao! 2:43

  • Waaht. Call AlGore, he's predicting the next 100 years.

  • @whedonfreak976 Mal Reynold's would say, "That's some powerful stupid you got there, son."

  • @whedonfreak976 The fact that you seem to think there's a chemical or molecular difference between "natural" CO2 and "harmful" CO2. Basic high school chemistry and physics is enough to debunk global warming. Mostly one just has to maintain a scientific attitude and not get emotional or political.

  • @Halo4Lyf Hey, I think whedonfreak is partly right. I wouldn't doubt that the foul and putrid gas that comes out of his ugly mouth remains toxic for centuries!

    He need to stop reading Al Gore's "Science For My Fellow Socialist Imbeciles"

  • @whedonfreak976 "Toxic CO2?" You exhale the stuff, you nitwit.

    I wish global warming was both ongoing and anthropogenic. It would widen the grain belts and push them north. Likely make the world a generally wetter place too.

  • @whedonfreak976 What, you mean things like MBTs? They're a byproduct of the air-fuel mix combusting. They aren't "green house" gasses. Pollutants, in the strictest sense of the term, but the toxicity is in the dose as it were. I'll tolerate a whole lot of shit in my air in exchange for things like cars and airplanes. They also aren't bonded to CO2. Because then it wouldn't be CO2 anymore.

    God, spare me from the scientifically illiterate. I'm looking forward to the coming civil war.

  • @whedonfreak976 co2 Carbon Diocide is Carbon Dioxide Is Carbon Dioxide It does not matter what creates it it is still co2...

  • @whedonfreak976 You were talking about CO2. There is no such thing as good or bad CO2. CO2 can be toxic in certain concentrations but to get those concentrations you literally have to have a sealed area and pump CO2 into it. You eliminate CO2 and the plants would die and we would die in turn...

  • @whedonfreak976 although i am not one of these rejects that believes global warming is communist disinformation and a worldwide academic fraud, i would like to point out that these commenters are correct in telling you that there is no such thing as natural CO2 vs. toxic CO2. CO2, carbon dioxide, is a molecule of one atom carbon with two atoms oxygen. that's it. it doesn't matter whether it's made by a fish in a river or a man in a laboratory - it's the exact same. (cont.)

  • @JuRaSiCjOsH i bet

  • Wow, I love these 5th graders credentials. Awesome :)

  • You have to love a myth like man made global warming/climate change/Santa's Revenge or whatever they're calling it now. No matter what happens, it's proof. How can you go wrong with that? I wish I could use that method at work. "No that's not a bug, that's part of a much more complex pattern of coding that you non believers just can't understand." Yea, I'm right again.

  • NOAA does science that keeps the world rotating. I don't expect simple High School Grads to understand the complexities involved. Even a well educated Folks have problems grasping the complex math used in predicting the future. In fact there are only a handful of people at NOAA that understand what's involved in getting these numbers. If the science behind this math ever got out it would mean WW3.

  • @wootuser, please forgive me for my doubt. I hope I haven't upset the NOAA math god's. Oh the humanity. lol

  • Cute kids. When did you have them?

  • UNO!....cool.

    

  • Your so fucking funny!, every clip I watch of you makes my day!

  • What about Breakfast at Tifffany's!

  • LOL, that was great!

  • NOAA's a joke, as are any unintelligable morons who believe in the scam of global warming.

  • LOL, yup, this subject is about as easy to poke fun at as clubbing baby seals. Great Video Steven

  • Everyone knows GLOBAL WARMING is a joke. The fake emails several hundred scientists leaving the 'Consensus' sdid eof the arguement. WHY ARE WE EVEN DEBATIBG suuch a farsical subject????

  • This is HYSTERICAL!!

    "DON'T LOOK ME IN THE FACE!!!!"

  • LOL.... this video cracked me up!

  • Thanks for steering those kids in the RIGHT direction!

  • lol NOAA hires stoners.

  • DON'T LOOK ME IN THE FACE!

  • @nosamrev You forgot to call everone racist.

  • this video was especially funny today 

  • OH NAOH. lmao 2:30

  • 0:40 - 0:51 kills me. xD

  • The Only forecaster on earth that consistently beats the odds and gets it right is Piers Corbyn... not NOAA, not the MET or Hadley, No one else comes close. Also interesting is that Governments and business's like Insurance, Oil and Shipping Companies pay him for his forecasts...because they Are accurate while the predictions from NOAA and Hadley are worthless.

    Btw...Piers Corbyn sez AGW is a joke...and he demonstratively knows more about the weather than NOAA and the rest combined.

  • @The9Nazgul No, sorry, but thats just not true at all. There are several private Weather forecasting companies that use private satellites and data, and they are All Much better than anything from NOAA. Piers Corbyn beats the house in Vegas... NOAA can't beat a chimp.

    Results Matter, and Weather is not limited to national boundaries...

  • you look pretty swank in this one, steven!