Nostalgia Critic - The Legend of the Titanic 2/2

[oninekoX3]

Ah, Aquaman would be SO PROUD

[666CorpseRot]

this movie is a load of whale shit.

[pugso59]

I carn't understand how this piece of shit was ever produced and marketed... the 101 f@@king plots in this are just so ill thought out. They must have been deliberately trying to make the worst movie in history.

[FlairesTears]

the dolphins dont even look like dolphins..... they look like freaking KILLER WHALES... way to fail movie way to fail.

[TomboTime]

5:26 how can dolphins have tears. . . . underwater???

[21111]

@TomboTime You´re actually trying to suggest that this movie would have any normal logic... You´re crazy o_O"

[TomboTime]

@21111 lol true true

[DrTheKay]

Ive seen more remorse from characters in chrischans sonichu

[Earthsage19]

@Jeffreydiddy lol point taken but still really offensive of the people who made this. I agree with the Nostalgia Critic about that.

[playstationteen]

why is he not making tentecles movie?

[yuukicross011]

uhhh an octopus that fawking big would freak the hell out of me x.x idc if it was putting the ship back together! i'd jump overboard e.e

[Earthsage19]

I really hope the people who made this movie got sued.

[jeffreydiddy]

@Earthsage19 not gonna happen, this is a parody. lol

[blue3616]

Uh, jeez this movie...it is just disgusting. It is a complete and utter insult to James Cameron's Titanic, The actual tragedy of the Titanic, all of the people who lost their lives or family members on the titanic, all children everywhere, and the world, and the worst part.....

THEY MADE AN EFFING SEQUEL WITH THE STUPID OCTOPUS.!!! oh don't believe me, Google the movie next to NC at 8:57 and wonder how low humanity has to have sunk to go from James Cameron's movie to....whatever that is.

[TheBestKindOfFailure]

I'm more amazed about how this movie actually found voice actors willing to participate.

[TheNOTchosen1]

I actually did a full report on the Titanic in the 4th grade. I think if I made a movie at that time, it would be better than this trash.

[microwave199]

0:03 ARE THE DOG'S CLAPPING ?!

[SenshiSunPower]

@microwave199 Worse. They said dog weren't allowed on the ship. Continuity is for losers!

[MrBenny10101]

lol this looks like a completely retarded movie! Everything else about this movie looked stupid too, but the part that definitely stood out was when the mouse had that awful death scene at 3:00. Then when he comes back "I thought you were dead!" ..."nope!" lmao. And that dumb giant octopus, ...what the hell.

[Bzaafied]

Tentacolino is a real movie? Wow, I thought it was photoshopped, I was just in such disbelief that another movie based on this insulting, loathsome movie could possibly exist.

[L4ptopgirl]

This is worst den worst, i coulddnt stop loling half way through

[MAnnaconduit1]

get it it's a cheeeeeesssseee lol

[MissGreenAgain]

Am I the only one who thinks that NC should have followed Camembert's death with a clip of Earl Camembert from "SCTV"?

[Storiesofheroes]

NUKE THE WHALES!

XD

[mariotaz]

Takes conspiracy theories to whole new level

[hexylia]

not sure what he's talking about, that movie was the best

[SpiderXxPirate]

UGH. I feel filthy just knowing that this shit exists! NUKE THE WHALES!

[musach22]

6:25 but what about "There's enough room for everyone"

[TranceBeforeWeDie]

Aaaaah, so thats how it happened.

[mikethedevil10]

It's like being in the mind of a conspiracy theorist.

[scorpianofthesun]

According to this movie history left out two VERY important things>:

1) On the REAL Titanic, the ship was filled with talking animals.

2) A giant octopus with the face of a dog was the one responsible for the ice berg.

[MyRYNOrunsHot]

And whats more when everyone is getting of the ship the musicians are playing villains.

[phoenix0valentine]

i meant the Atlantians wont let them leave Atlantis... oh and did i mention that half of the atlantians are mermaids and the other half are basically Kevin Costner "WaterWorld" rip-offs? yeah... Nostalgic Critic is gonna need more than what was in that last bottle to get himself through this movie if he ever decides to review it....

[bigvirgotube]

@phoenix0valentine No, no--oh goodness--NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[phoenix0valentine]

This isnt the worst movie ever..... the sequel to this is the worst movie ever! Seriously, it's about Elizabeth and Don Juan (aka Joe) searching 4 the remains of Titanic but the sharks sink their submarine, but good news - the Atlantians come to save them! Thats right folks, the Lost Empire Atlantis is the focus of the sequel to a ripoff movie about Titanic! and it gets better, the Atlantians wont let them! they are trapped 4ever! loopholes! oh and wait til ya c what they do with the Titanic...

[M0rshu64]

@phoenix0valentine i saw both those films. and if making movies about tradgedies was a crime i think the makers woulde be senteced to death

[PeregrineFalconLady]

that's the worst animated octopus ever drawn



[M0rshu64]

@PeregrineFalconLady looks like a turd with goofies face

[who149]

Welp, new Worse Movie Ever made

[BelieveInPurpleT]

why the heck does the octopus look like a puppy?!

[Danzigadoo666]

You probably thought Tentacles was alive. Nope! It's Chuck Testa.

[vanpogoro]

oh now i can't wait for the 9/11 animation where talking eagles and birds will prevent the planes to crush into the twin towers.

[LilacElf8582]

@vanpogoro

Anyone who makes THAT movie should be arrested for terrorism!

[Thegearsdude1235]

@vanpogoro Yeah don't forget about the koi fish in the aquarium of the 60th floor who stopped the communist from stealing the lunches of the people trapped in the building to feed it to the flying spaghetti monster who came out of a magic lamp that's the full story of nine elev...God I feel awful

[PSNsonicwerehog]

@vanpogoro Dont forget Tentacles :)

[F1315NJ]

@vanpogoro That probably won't happen in about... EVER. Seriously, you would have to be a sick or stupid bastard to make films like that based on tragedies, especially for kids.

[Charmolution]

@F1315NJ

This got made, so what's stopping some other sick Italian fuck from making one based on 9/11?

[F1315NJ]

@Charmolution The fury of every American citizen tearing his canolli in half... and I don't mean the pastry...

[1989kaitlen]

@Charmolution he'd probably not only make a 9/11 animated movie, he'd probably thrown in a gang of donkeys as the cause of 9/11, followed by a happy ending where no one died and the war of iraq never happens.

[bigvirgotube]

@vanpogoro Oh, please, don't. Don't give them any ideas. Pleeeeease...

[solodatemaru]

@vanpogoro I imagine that would be as insensative to us today as this version would probably have been to the survivors of the Titanic then.

[kasrkinmullet]

@vanpogoro

Yes, and Binladen will be in cahoots with a gang of criminal crows

[medivalme]

Big Boss!? What are YOU doing in this movie?

[TheCriticalCanadian]

So...let me get this straight. Seeing as this year is the 100th anniversary of this tragedy...we shouldn't remember the 1,500+ who died that night, but instead...celebrate a giant octopus named Tentacles for saving everyone aboard Titanic?

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? A FUCKING *OCTOPUS*? WHO THE *FUCK* COMES *UP* WITH THIS SHIT? FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

God damn, I bet J. Bruce Ismay and Thomas Andrews just LOVED Tentacles! Fuck.

[FrenchPaul1988]

6:25 People who couldn't find space in the lifeboats ? I thought there was room for everyone.

I'd be curious to see a review of the Tentacolino movie, at least it wouldn't be insulting to 1,517 people who died.

[demboys18]

So, to continue, in a KID'S MOVIE we have..

- A....evil gang of...sharks...tricking a giant...octopus...into sinking the Titanic...

- Mice cutting the wires so the sinking ship can't call for help.

- A mouse being electrocuted via wires being attatched to his mustache (while his nose blinks red...like Xmas???)

- Denial of a historical tragedy, Part 2....dolphins, pink ocotpus, random messiah whales

- Anti-Whaling Propaganda

- Flat-out denial of death's existence

[Yahiko25]

I say this is the worst Titanic movie and also the worst historic disaster movie ever. They got almost nothing right about Titanic and disrespectful for those who died on the Titanic, I think a third grader essay could get the historical facts better while be more respectful than this bullshit.

The producers and creators from this horrible movie should not be making movies ever again, not even home movies. I would like to see the credits, so I know who asses I should kick.

[RpGfreak901]

@Yahiko25 No, there's actually one other version of Titanic that's worse than this!

[FengZeXiao]

The worst part about this movie was survivors of the event still lived

[lordfenswick]

hahaha this would be the type of movie script i would of wrote when i was 6

[June28July]

...WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS!?

[mathy906]

They totaly fucked this worse history tragedy up, just let somme people die in that movie to show how serius this tragedy was, and NO SPEAKING ANIMALS !!!, this makes it soooo unrealistic. I mean come on, whales?? Were where they in the real tragedy?...

[Gridseeker]

My GOSH!! How in the earth kids watch this kind of shit! This is the kind of movie who make our children DUMBASSES! I don´t ask another "UP!" or "Shrek" but c´mon just an animated feature that a least doesn´t make you puke but THIS PILE OF SHIT goes far, they even change one of the most tragic events of the last century! Imagine a kid who watched and believe everything shown in this movie but after learn the tragic true and no, I´m not asking a "Tomb of the fireflies", what a tragic masterpiece.

[AriesGoddess93]

The whales didn't do SHIT!

Whaling is bad but holy fuck I agree, this made me want to kill them all, AND the dolphins.

Next up, an animated movie about two people falling in love as dancing mice lead everyone out of the Twin Towers before they go down. And nobody dies, and there is no war afterwards. In fact 9/11 is an accident because an octopus threw two planes into the towers on a dare to fit in with a squid gang, and the moral of the story will be "don't give into peer pressure".

[maniakimon]

where is that " i thought you were dead .. no " line from?

[RinoaAngelwings696]

@maniakimon One of the episodes of the Simpsons and I don't know the title.

[BowserandLover1]

D= Jesus Christ could this get any worse?!

[mupty]

@BowserandLover1 Just watch the sequel. Yes I said sequel.

[tintor2]

oh man, was the director so high he came up with the most offensive film he could make based on the Titanic? Those are dangerous drugs

[flmbyz]

1:16 sums up my feelings about Pearl Harbor

[Th0mics]

NOOOOO! TESTICLES DIED! NOOOOOOO! WHY DID HE HAD TO DIE?

seriously, how was he supposed to die? did he drown or something?

[Hayward60able]

I Still think that the first one is the worst

[jackdoe83]

Yay Tentacles survived!

[GurahkWeavile]

....THERE WAS A SEQUEL?!?!?! FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

[JDBW]

I litterally TWITCHED Watching this, for the first time...

[PSNsonicwerehog]

Wait , if the ship sank and cannonbear supposidnly "died" there , how the hell did he get out of the ship without drowning , getting eatin by fish , or just starving to death in like 3 to 4 weeks , probably months!?

[wingsofhope2]

@PSNsonicwerehog

MOON BEAM MAGIC

[puregenius7112]

On behalf of all the English people that lost their lives durin this tragedy, as an Irish man: I give my infinite condolences and apologies for this movie. * salutes*

[Poiznjaw]

5:45 i think they forgot to color the whales left fin

[unpictures1]

I really though Tentacles died :_( I'm glad he's ok :D

[Themastercode1235]

@unpictures1 Your GLAD hes ok??? Your GLAD?

[windwaker0rules]

someone mind telling me how the boyfriend can talk to animals and the captian? normally id freak out at a giant octopus

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

You know I really thought this wasn't going to be as bad as NC said it was. It was doing the standard bad animated bad movie thing and that was bearable. The moment those rainbow tears appeared was the moment this movie became an insult to humanity. Noone can make something this terrible by accident.

[KitsuneAdorable]

What a disgusting movie. The people who put this shitty movie together should be ashamed of themselves.

[Nolus20]

Dear Lord there's a THIRD ONE Of this movie???????

[bhoy591]

Haha at the end ps not reviewing tentacles the movie pmsl

[AtlantaCommercials]

5:57 I love that Simpsons moment.

[RetributionLife]

OMG THE SEQUEL IS REAL, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

[40Pacino]

I can admire a movie with a message. But saving the whales mixed in with a tragedy that involved no whales whatsoever?

[RandomCommenterful]

@40Pacino You admired FernGully?

[40Pacino]

@RandomCommenterful I said I CAN admire a movie with a message, I didn't say that I admired every movie that had a message. FernGully was a mess.

[RandomCommenterful]

@40Pacino As was this film.

[40Pacino]

@RandomCommenterful Hells yeah this was a mess.

[RandomCommenterful]

@40Pacino As was the sequel.

[sillygrl23]

This movie is horrible! What would Victor from "The Young and the Restless" say about this!?!?! (in case some of you don't know or forgot the guy who played Victor had a little cameo in the second part of the live-action Titanic movie during the scenes when the ballrom was being flooded)

[Hollywoodu360]

Well it got some historically incorrect moments: mice,sharks,guns,Lassie,no casualties... oh and the FRIGGIN KRAKEN!

[Hollywoodu360]

Guys.....its a friggin kids movie.Sheesh its not like you guys watch and rate this for a living.I might not like it,but I'm not pissed how bad it is.

[LamentationsEnd]

Holy balls this movie's so bad it makes Batman and Robin look like Dark Knight.

[MerchantOfMenace1]

So, does this mean people in the future are going to make animated movies about 9/11?

[LilacElf8582]

@MerchantOfMenace1

Whoever does that should be shot. Seriously!

[heylinspongesprite]

Tentacolino must be reviewed soon...that's even WORSE than this movie.

[salamisumo2]

What was the song playing when NC was crying while looking at himself in the mirror??

[mst3KGf]

@salamisumo2 I think it's music from the LOTR trilogy.

[TheKigYarGamer]

I wonder what NC would think of the 1943 Titanic movie...

[Baltofan95]

Justin Bieber's favorite movie.

[807cortes]

if they make a remake of godzilla i bet its about him learning about the true meaning of friendship and honesty and in the end godzilla and tentacles swim to the sunset

[807cortes]

i bet rebecca black directed this shit

[807cortes]

probably the person who made this movie saw the video and said''yes thats a good idea! ill make a movie off the hindenburg starring fairy people and everyone lives!''

[GojyotheFeared]

This is why you don't let italians other than Sergio Leone direct shit because otherwise you end up with the steaming pile of dog anus.

[PKMN37]

Just to say though, the villain choices in this cinematic abomination were TERRIBLE choices. Seriously? Evil whalers and sharks in jail suits? And everybody turns out ok? This is basically "Titanic the 4kids Version."

[SammEater]

@PKMN37

In this version the ship didn't sink it was actually send to another dimension. :P

[104msangel]

@PKMN37

damn straight

even disney would not have sugar coated this horrific tragedy into this pile of shit

[PKMN37]

Does Titanic need a bad guy? I would say yes. Remember, the iceberg doesn't actually show up til much later. What else would they do til that time? Without the villain, all Rose and Jack would do is draw and screw around.

[Tenkagethewise]

You know the saddest part is that they made a sequel...seriously how do you make a sequel to this?

[LilacElf8582]

I need booze after this. Lots of booze and drugs. Ah, Hell.... just kill me.

[Chunkboi]

Yep, 4Kids'd. Oh wait, at 3:12 they'd have to send dead mouse to the Shadow Realm or something. But at 3:35 that's a 4Kids moment right there! Never mind the kid-friendly storyline or the subplots that fit together more haphazardly than the worst game of Tetris ever played...No, NC. This is Not just insulting, it's injurious!

5:52 Back from the Shadow Realm?

6:51 Okay, the faeries from Ferngully taking down the Hindenburg? I dunno whether that'd be offensive or awesome.

8:56 Oh...no.

[MGS2guy]

3:32 there's even the Mexican mouse band in this version!

[Fleursdelily]

There was a sequel to this movie called "Tentacolino."

*blows brains out*

[lizachan99]

@Fleursdelily Let's hope he doesn't find out that exists...

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

is it just my imagination , or is there too much awkward cleavage for "elizabeth" in this movie o.o

[BoysDontCryShowers]

Again wayyyy worse than the room.

[billa107]

This makes me wanna watch the Garbage P-. I couldn't finish it without throwing up.

[Bowmaj21]

Why does that Dolphin at 5:00 remind me of those Fairies from the CDI game Link: The Faces of Evil?

You know, the creepy ones that go "You're doing great Link! You're our Hero!"

[SanguinaryLegitimacy]

 God this movie is embarrassing.

[mixmex19]

NUKE THE WHALES!!! SIMPSONS REFRANCE

[AlienBeliever897]

This was painful to watch...

[nyg1781]

@ 7:05 LOL why is "New York, New York" playing?

[xx9933yyzz]

Yes, children, this is how it really happened in the Titanic. No matter what the schools try to tell you, this is how it all went down.

[MegaAchilles23]

The subect of this review is the worst thing NC has EVER reviewed and the worst thing EVER made by a human...even worse than bagpipes.

[dolphincrescent54]

at 9:16 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWW!!! :(

[Giratina386]

Next they'll make a movie about 9/11, and in it nobody dies, the mice people direct the survivors to safety, the giant octopus/ mouse/ dog/ thing puts out the flaming ember coming from the towers using tears and cleans up the tower debris using magical fairy dust, then the raper dog makes a rap about the importance of not doing drugs. ALL OF THIS in the magical moon beams.

[Sunbreaker7]

Dear God! I never heard of these movies, yet I am so glad!

[kingryan3000]

Im gonna write a movie about 9/11. Everyone lives and forgives osama in the end.

[papershadow69]

6:24

What ever happened to "there's room for everyone!"? Lying jackass

[1215ra]

@JohnLuckPickard141

Good point! I'm sure they would turn the Holocaust into a story about the evils of McDonald's having a "super-sized" option because of the obesity in America!!

[JohnLuckPickard141]

"Well, you suddenly got creepy."

"Why is he fantisizing about a human female?"

"Isn't the iceberg sort of a designated villain?"

Incredible, when he said those lines, I was literally thinking the exact same thing word for word. Three times in one review, the Critic said exactly what I was thinking.

[megashadowbeast]

Whales are Jesus lol

[scottski02]

People, we've GOT to get NC to review that "Tentacolino" movie! Spam his inbox with requests and maybe he'll give in!

[yourpalal1227]

Ahhhhhhhh! There's a giant octopus attacking New York!

[origamipein18]

@yourpalal1227 Oh god, it's Octopus II all over again!

[Deanna1066]

What song is playing when he is crying in the mirror

[nightbane2]

Bart Simpson:I thought you were dead!

[Nightrider153]

Wait, what? Why would you have a gang of sharks sink an entire ship to get one guy out of the picture? You could just tie the guy to a chair, and throw him overboard. That way you get the job done, without all the collateral damage.

[warwatcher91]

@Nightrider153 You're really trying to put logic into this nonsense? You would honestly have better luck running for Prime Minister of russia.

[greatsage4ever]

Someone used a mega-phoenix down to bring the dead back to life.

[NashTheBlade]

Even though Doug says he's not reviewing it...My guess is he may eventually...There'll be too many people begging for it wanting to see Doug suffer through the stupidity that is this fucking sequel of the worst Titanic movie ever made

[Indego84]

Noone could possibly make a movie this AWFUL and INSULTING by accident. Whoever made this film new what he was doing.

[Kurasshu88]

5:58 ....Bart Simpson?

[volt792000]

why is the octopus named tentacles? isnt that like calling a human hands?

[supermariofan03]

I'm pretty sure he's gonna review Tentacolino

[BobbyRossRacing93]

@supermariofan03 I hope

[Mesemeriz]

How does the dolphins manage to cry out actual tears under water...?

[bluespartan10]

actually, there's a bit of a legend surrounding the captain of the true titanic sinking. after the ship sank, eye witnesses say that they saw him alive in the water, and that he actually swam to an overturned lifeboat and rescued a baby before disappearing forever. since only a select group of people claimed to see this, there's no way to confirm its validity. it could be just a poetic note on the part of the survivors in order to underscore the tragedy to those they were telling the story to.

[MasterYumyums]

Hey guys, guess what?

There's another one.

w*3(dot)imdb(dot)com/title/tt1­719665/

[SarahGailCotton]

How on Earth does he stay sane? He reviews the most crappiest movies EVER. ...I would have killed myself by now. Just.. Ugh. e__e;

[TheKigYarGamer]

@SarahGailCotton

I second that one.

Thank Shiva no Sharks were watching this movie or they'd be extremely offended. EXTREMELY offended. I mean seriously, Sharks have it bad enough with movies like Jaws and countless B-Movies, but now the idiots who made this movie accuse them of sinking the titanic? For f***s sake, that's just needlessly speciesist!

[Spore6001]

This movie is actually an insult to those who died on the real Titanic. I don't think the creator realised that it was a real, tragic story and not just some made up shit to be reinterpreted. 

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

@Spore6001

If "The Producers", which includes a lot of dark humour about Hitlerism, is bearable, is it possible to criticise, on moral grounds, versions of the "Titanic" tragedy that make it into a would-be-witty cartoon ?

[JohnLuckPickard141]

When he says "I am NOT reviewing that 'Tentacle' movie," I believe he is utilizing reverse psychology. What he most likely means is that he feels like he will not ever review it at the moment, but if we request and nag enough, he'll eventually give in.

[roxieheart100]

the grandfather mouse never got to tell the story of how he spent all eternity in Atlantis..

[1dalmation1]

7:55 whats the song!?

[tronicme]

Why does the octopus have a dog nose?

[sirmugman]

what pisses me off is the band, they show the band on a life boat when they just sat there and played and went down with the ship!

[yojez]

I want to punch this movie

[OwlEye2010]

@yojez "I AM A MAN" (Punches this movie in the guts)

[yojez]

@OwlEye2010 LOL

[MegamanNG]

@OwlEye2010 "Carter goes right in with his best I AM A MAN punch and hits that movie."

[robertsfunny1995]

How can he not review Tentacles movie? I wanted him to continue the alcohol joke...

[robertsfunny1995]

Aw, how can