Super Contra 3 (NES) intro

[TheMireaux7]

look everybody, its Contra 3-The Alien Wars (for those poor kids who's parents didnt buy them a SNES to play the superior SNES version and were stuck with this crap.)

[CrashManEXE]

This title screen will always amuse me :D

[totojpx]

nice game

[draconpost]

Congratulations.

You have vile Red Falcon destroy have and the universe save have.

Consider yourself hero. The hero.

[Sp0UtDuDe03]

These kind of opening credits: DO NOT WANT

[DesertFerret7]

WELCOME

THE WORD OF GAME

A GAME XD

That's engrish for the Chinese pirates. I wonder what the ending will be like in the game. =P

[cheetahmen92]

@DesertFerret7 THEND :P

[DesertFerret7]

@cheetahmen92

Oh right. THEND. It would might as well say Conglaturation You are complete this game THEND. XD

[MrMafiamansion2]

WELCOME

THE WORLD OF GAME

A GAME

END

[noblebeech]

MOVE ZIG!

[igotyou62]

that was awesome

[julian52780]

this is why you dont get shitty game hacks.

[lordsmokeadoob420]

The world of game

a game END

"You have no chance to survive, make your time!"

[FeralBeast666]

Hahaha what a short game.

[cheetahmen92]

That was the intro, not the game :P

[FeralBeast666]

LOL... I know, I was joking about how it says "END".

[PriffyViole]

@cheetahmen92 To FeralBeast's credit, it did say "End".

[iniche]

... Did you even read the title?

[FeralBeast666]

Yes, IT WAS A GODDAMN JOKE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Never mind.

[iniche]

PMS much?

[asatmissile]

It must be Chinese mimic...Then...

0:27

今､魂斗羅最大の戦いが始まる｡

Now, the greatest battle of Contra (魂斗羅) begins....

(at least, those Chinese manufacturers know Japanese?)

[M0rtanius]

I like it how the text has nothing to do with the huge alien in the background.

[musichalloffame]

A.D. 2636

Welcome the

world of

game

a

Game

END

Your WINNER

Al your base are belong to us!

..this is a new one, I Love these!! IS there a website that shows all of them

[RocMegamanX]

Look up Zany Video Game Quotes. XD

[SylentEcho]

Congratulation: A winner is you.

XD

[FusionArmorX]

They either tried to copy over the sound code from the SNES Contra game or just got some guy to try and do it by ear and put him on a rushed schedule.

[xGimpyx]

Welcome

The World Of Game

A Game

XD

[cLaRkDamn]

a game hahaha

[RockmanKenny]

omg this is the BEST use of the english language ever! the world of game, that makes a lot of sense!

[cheetahmen92]

I know, it belongs up there with conglaturation and all your base are belong to us!

[RockmanKenny]

dont forget about YOURE WINNER!

[iniche]

Believe it or not, the translation was not done by the game creators. The original cartridge actually has the letters written out in Russian, which I believe will make sense upon expert translation. Whoever released the ROM images to the public sucked "Engrish" balls while translating it.

[SturmvogelPrime]

And with "You fail It, your skill is not enough! see you next time! bye bye!" from Blazing Star

[iniche]

Hey, do you know any other Contra pirate games?

[ookooweb]

super contra 2

[iniche]

Yeah, we know that one, now :) Contra hack.

[framedinblood02]

WTF ?

welcome to the world of game ?

haha!

You have to review this.

[cheetahmen92]

I might after a couple of other reviews I'm getting out of the way first.

[hoopsandyoyofan26]

"Welcome the world of game, A game End"??

[DaCellaFella]

understand of not this you? understand easy!

:D

hilarious

[BagOfMagicFood]

The World Of Game is a game. Clearly.