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  • im on a special operation.......to win your heart <3

  • i'm new in town, can you show me to your house

  • Angry lucie is angry

  • Watched this nearly a year late and spent 20 minutes thinking of a line before i realized that this is really old FML :(

  • Hey babe! ur fit. fuck me...

    please

    Thums up if you want to say this to Luciee! lol

  • are you jamacan because your jamacan me crazy

  • I'm sure your boyfriend wouldn't mind you jacking it ;)

  • Does anyone know if she still makes vids?

  • I love you even more cause of that story

  • Fuck chat up lines , if u wanna fuck come sit on my nodger.

  • Hmmm... My belt buckle would look nice on your forehead...

  • How much does a polar bear weigh?

    ...............

    Enough to break the ice.

  • I don't have a pick up line but i got a pickup wanna go and screw it

  • i think it would be awesome if you could save up for a ps3 so your fans from ps3 can play with you

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  • want to hear a joke about my penis.. nevermind it's to long

  • Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

  • do you like raisens? no? fancy a date? :D haha

  • If i could re arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together :)

  • Your The Sexyest Thing on Two Legs, What Time Do They Open?

  • Hey my names Rodney.. Wanna fuck?

  • Ayy Babyyy .... Like it

  • prefer video commentary :)

  • :] hello

  • Do You Work at Subway, Cause U just gave me a FootLong ;D

  • do these napkins smell like chloroform? just kidding, wanna go some where?

  • do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see me inside them!

  • Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

  • A dazzle Dvc Onehoooondred? O rly?

  • Are your parents aliens because you outta this world . :D cheeeeeesey

  • I cried in this video.

    She said she had a boyfriend...

    *sad face

  • awwww.... she has a boyfriend...

  • hey is that a controller in you're pants or are u just happy to see me?

  • i heard you like the mudkips, hey i wering mudkip boxers you wanna see?? ;)

  • i heard you like my bed? ;P

  • You deserve 1 million subscribers :)

  • I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!

  • Nahh, TopRamenx3 definitely won with 41 likes.

  • Ever kissed a rabitt in between the ears? *Pulls out pockets* You want to?:)

  • Lets play army...I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me ;)

  • I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

  • Do you smell chloroform in this rag?

  • Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes...

  • ◦The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

  • Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

  • Grab your coat , you've pulled.

  • Luciee where are you . I got u a new 360 ! (lucie rushes down) Thank you dad . Coming from upstairs you here a loud scream say SIT DOWN ! lmfao .

  • Nice legs wat time they open ;)

  • Lucie im begging u to upload a video pleeeeaaasseeeee

  • Hey babe, how about an Australian kiss? Its like a french kiss but down under ;)

  • Do you have a map? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

  • I want to pour milk on you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

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  • No offense but do u have adhd or somthing?

  • I lost My Teddy can i sleep with you ??

  • Random question, does the way she talks remind anyone of boxxy?

  • you forget you story from last commentaries.

  • Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

  • What pickup line actually works on you? :)

  • the word of the day is "legs" lets head to your bedroom and spread the word.

  • Do you work on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.

  • its been a week, i miss you >_<

  • @chrisKwhite i was supposed to upload one last night but the upload went weird and it didn't upload it, so imma redo it announcing contest winners, some new under rated gamers channel im taking part in and some other stuff. shall beee funn xD

  • were you arrested earlier? cause its gotta be illegal to look that good

  • Excuse me, i think i dropped something.. MY JAW!

  • are you from tenisee cuz your the only ten i see

  • Was you dad a cement mixer? 'coz your making me well hard ;P

  • how much does a polar bear weigh? idk but it broke the ice

  • If I had just one wish, I would rearrange the alphabet and but 'U' and 'I' together.

  • Man:(wiggles finger to make a girls come over)

    Woman:( goes over to the man)

    Man:"If i can make you cum with one finger think what i could do with two" ;P

  • @UtterJustice Lol.....

  • all you idiots are perverts below make a good joke not a shitty one

  • @XxGli7chM4st3Rx yeah really come on

  • @XxGli7chM4st3Rx why did the chicken cross the road, he didn't.....someone pushed him lol that was funny eh?

  • Hi how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

  • Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks ;)

  • I JUST WANT BABIES!!!

  • sex?

  • Come home with me and I'll show you how to do a barrel roll without pressing B

  • is your name Gillette, because your the best a man can get. ;-)

  • *ask girl to feel your shirt*

    you: do you know what that is?

    girl: what?

    you: boyfriend material

  • Does this bar napkin smell like chloroform?

  • Is that a mirror in you pocket, because I see myself In your pants

  • so... you dont sweat much for a fat one

  • why say a chat up line and bring flowers to date for a chance of sex when you can bring a gun and garantee it... Simple. ;).

  • I can let you use my minecraft account if u want just dnt change the pw

  • If it met a woman hotter than you. i would kill myself. after raping her...

  • Oh Sorry My Lip's Sore, Can You Kiss It Better ?

  • if you were a bogey i would pick you first. :)

  • Idk wat to say blah blah blah Im a fanboy ima little kid with a no life

  • I'll do what I did to your mum last night! Yeah...

  • To be honest, I'd enjoy another game of MW2. Merci

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.

  • da little player: i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?

    da lady thats lucky to be told this: NO

  • I JUST WANT BABIES

  • Your attempting to get donations by saying if you want to see minecraft donate... wow. I honestly don't believe you can't afford a minecraft account.

  • i would love to go to your open lobby but i have a ps3 not xbox :(

  • the word of the day is "legs" u wanna go to my place and spread the word? xD

  • man : 20 ton polar bear

    woman : what !?

    man : breaks the ice doesn't it :D

    ahhh year xD

  • "my penis is 11 inches non-arrect!" (drops packet) "Oops sorry i dropped my MONSTER condom that is use for my MAGNUM DONG!" GIRL: " WAIT, MAGNUM DONG?" boy: " HELL YEAH, i love icee cream, do you?"

  • Wen u doin open lobbys war days ???

  • if i could change the alphabet ill put U & i together :D

  • man: did you know that the body has 206 bones in it?

    woman: yeah?

    man: want 207? GIGGITY GIGGITY

  • LUCIEEE YOU SMELL LIKE CANCER! YOU FUCKIN WHAT BITCH hahaha epic

  • You must be a general in the army cause you have my soldier standing at attention

  • Hey Babes, Is Your Name Loreal, Cause Your Worth It

  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

    

  • I see you have a ladder in your tights well do they open the gates to heaven:Dx

  • Were you dropped on your head as a baby cuz your special ;)

  • humb-downs everywhere in this muthaf******

  • hey, i have a 99kd on black op's, should we fuck now?

  • how much does a polar bear weight?

    enough to break the ice, hi im sam nice to meet you.

  • Guy -  hey whats your name

    Girl - im ra-

    Guy - i will fuck you so hard you cry shit

  • i say waffles, now stop looking at me!!!!!!

  • Baby you so fine you nock me off maah feet... into last stand.... pro.... ;)

  • girl your like a fart, you blew me away

  • person: What has four wheels and flies?

    friend: A garbage truck.

    

  • Bend over

  • You must smell like cheese, because your very mature ;)

  • Damn girl, I feel like I gotta shovel, cause I'm diggin' you.

  • You wanna play house? you be the door and I'll slam you.

  • Damn gurrrl, you work in subway? cause you just gave me a footlong.

  • When did you get that bruise, is it when you fell from your heaven?

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

  • Hey baby the word of the day is legs lets go home and spread the word

  • Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

  • i know it sounds impossible but i have the alphabet tattooed on my dick.

    how back you come back to my house and i put some words in your mouth? ;)

  • I like your tits.

  • Hey, I like my women like I like my coffee; weak. With an unwieldy cup size.

  • guy: do you know how much a polar bear weight

    girl: i donnu

    guy: neither do i but it broke the ice.

  • Oops I ripped my underwear...

    Can I get into yours?

  • do you like chocolate because if you do pull down your snickers and il give you a boost ; )

  • Man: What has 146 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

    Woman: Idk what?

    Man: My zipper.

  • I Have 2

    1 . The Word Of The Day Is Legs Spread The Word

    And

    2 . Is Your Father A Thief ? Because He Must Of Stolen The Stars From The Sky And Put Them In Your Eyes

  • (Borat Voice) i like you do u like me ?

    [if yes] Your in der.

    [if no] Get a bag put it over her and kidnap her.

  • are you the grim reaper because you just struck me dead!

  • @cod6tar69 HOLY SHIT DUDE!! i said that to hahahaha

  • boy: did it hurt??

    girl: did what hurt??

    boy: when you fell from heaven cause you look just like an angel to me.

    hehe use it twice and got a girl twice LMAO!!!

  • Can i check yo tag to see if it said maid in heaven

  • My dick died, can i bury it in your ass?

  • was your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put the in your eyes

  • Thats what he said 0_o

  • You must be a farmer, because you sure do know how to rise a cock :)

  • Hey, is your dad a cement mixer because you've got me well 'ard.

  • hey girl do you like role playing, well come back to my place you be the doar and ill slam you

  • Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

  • chat up line mabob: hey hotshot can i get a picture so i can show santa exactly what i want for christmas!

  • i likes ya, do ya like me

  • F my a

  • The power of Christ compells you! Oh, your not possed? Maybe I could excersise you later instead?

  • Are you tired?Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

  • Nvm ** :(((

  • gigggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gity

  • By the way if anyone wonts to take a break from competative gaming and have fun and play cops and robbers and that add me and play with us were fun and arnt dicks we play lots of halo but we play cod 6-7 for a laugh :)) so add us we do post funny videos on YouTube but rearly my gamertag is X WH3L4N X helps when people arnt dicks bk thankyou...

  • The first time I saw you I was like Andy pipkin( little Britain) in a candy shop : "I Want dat one " :p

  • vvv LMFAO. Seriously now, thats beast.

  • If we are what we eat, I would be you by the end of the night. yeah, whats up lucieeee ;)

  • Let's play some hardcore head...and later we can plant the bomb...

  • Have I seen you before? oh wait... that was another ugly woman...

  • Get your arse oot

  • hoi

  • Boy: Wanna have sex?

    Girl: Ye ok (starts undressing)

    Boy: No no no not yet,

    Girl: Why not?

    Boy: Let me set you in the mood (turns Justin Bieber on)

    Girl: Are you kidding me.

    Boy: Don't worry the boys will be round soon. to lend a hand.

  • I herd you liek mudkipz.. me too

  • there was 3 guys in a coffe shop and they were tring to get a world record the1st one tried to get smallest head and got it the 2nd tried to get smallest and got it and the 3rd one ran for smallest dick and lost to justin bieber

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  • aarghhh... (lay ur arm around here)

    ''how u doing?'' (doing pedo smile)

    ....no answer

    ehhh, so u wana have sex?

    works every time... giggity giggity goo :D

  • i'm not the fittest guy, but i'm the only one talking to you.

  • i was second

    mine was lets play cod ill go prone and

  • DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVON ???

  • @sn1pze HEAVEN

  • If you were a bouger i'd pick you first...

  • heyy! , you remind me of a parking ticket cos all i see is finee written all over youu