Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
@chrisKwhite i was supposed to upload one last night but the upload went weird and it didn't upload it, so imma redo it announcing contest winners, some new under rated gamers channel im taking part in and some other stuff. shall beee funn xD
"my penis is 11 inches non-arrect!" (drops packet) "Oops sorry i dropped my MONSTER condom that is use for my MAGNUM DONG!" GIRL: " WAIT, MAGNUM DONG?" boy: " HELL YEAH, i love icee cream, do you?"
Apologies for the spam, but if you could check out my two friends' channels that would be highly appreciated. They're two good editors and players, and I'm pretty sure you wont be disappointed.
Their two channels are:
WeLoveCams (Killcams series - Send in your killcams!)
By the way if anyone wonts to take a break from competative gaming and have fun and play cops and robbers and that add me and play with us were fun and arnt dicks we play lots of halo but we play cod 6-7 for a laugh :)) so add us we do post funny videos on YouTube but rearly my gamertag is X WH3L4N X helps when people arnt dicks bk thankyou...
there was 3 guys in a coffe shop and they were tring to get a world record the1st one tried to get smallest head and got it the 2nd tried to get smallest and got it and the 3rd one ran for smallest dick and lost to justin bieber
im on a special operation.......to win your heart <3
TheBoxallGaming 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Lucieetehgamarh
i'm new in town, can you show me to your house
maccaj98 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Lucieetehgamarh
Angry lucie is angry
Elles96x 5 months ago
Watched this nearly a year late and spent 20 minutes thinking of a line before i realized that this is really old FML :(
HenningDanielGaming 6 months ago
Hey babe! ur fit. fuck me...
please
Thums up if you want to say this to Luciee! lol
MsShinster 10 months ago
are you jamacan because your jamacan me crazy
SadBoyJon 10 months ago
I'm sure your boyfriend wouldn't mind you jacking it ;)
DarthPooler 10 months ago
Does anyone know if she still makes vids?
JuxtaposedGlow 10 months ago
I love you even more cause of that story
StupidandDeadly 11 months ago
Fuck chat up lines , if u wanna fuck come sit on my nodger.
TheEdsturm 11 months ago
Hmmm... My belt buckle would look nice on your forehead...
iVxNation 11 months ago
How much does a polar bear weigh?
...............
Enough to break the ice.
RaageQuit 11 months ago
I don't have a pick up line but i got a pickup wanna go and screw it
TigerHamStalksYou 11 months ago
i think it would be awesome if you could save up for a ps3 so your fans from ps3 can play with you
JakeItDontShakeIt 11 months ago 4
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xMERKEDx69 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's to long
circusmidget45 11 months ago
want to hear a joke about my penis.. nevermind it's to long
circusmidget45 11 months ago
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
ConnorBumzGB 1 year ago 4
do you like raisens? no? fancy a date? :D haha
ZzHULK 1 year ago 5
If i could re arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together :)
xKingyy 1 year ago
Your The Sexyest Thing on Two Legs, What Time Do They Open?
xActivisionWard 1 year ago
Hey my names Rodney.. Wanna fuck?
ABoyInEngland 1 year ago
Ayy Babyyy .... Like it
Zerk619 1 year ago
prefer video commentary :)
saulaj 1 year ago
:] hello
Zombee134 1 year ago
Do You Work at Subway, Cause U just gave me a FootLong ;D
APpLeSaUsE445 1 year ago
do these napkins smell like chloroform? just kidding, wanna go some where?
JOINTHEREVOLUTIONRED 1 year ago
do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see me inside them!
JM3ZYFamily 1 year ago
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
DeZrtHD 1 year ago
A dazzle Dvc Onehoooondred? O rly?
Cod4Ipod 1 year ago 2
Are your parents aliens because you outta this world . :D cheeeeeesey
goofycomment 1 year ago
I cried in this video.
She said she had a boyfriend...
*sad face
Seracinfinity 1 year ago
awwww.... she has a boyfriend...
hockey6warrior 1 year ago
hey is that a controller in you're pants or are u just happy to see me?
rockluver1011 1 year ago
i heard you like the mudkips, hey i wering mudkip boxers you wanna see?? ;)
LI4IVI 1 year ago
i heard you like my bed? ;P
LI4IVI 1 year ago
You deserve 1 million subscribers :)
gthompson904 1 year ago
I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
cal1904 1 year ago 2
Nahh, TopRamenx3 definitely won with 41 likes.
iMeggoWaffles 1 year ago
Ever kissed a rabitt in between the ears? *Pulls out pockets* You want to?:)
texsdante 1 year ago
Lets play army...I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me ;)
TomBev866GD 1 year ago
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
eGxPRoDiiiGY 1 year ago
Do you smell chloroform in this rag?
dFuuzDx 1 year ago
Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes...
Kuristoffaa 1 year ago
◦The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name
SaucyWaffle 1 year ago
Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
SaucyWaffle 1 year ago
Grab your coat , you've pulled.
TheSleeHD 1 year ago
Luciee where are you . I got u a new 360 ! (lucie rushes down) Thank you dad . Coming from upstairs you here a loud scream say SIT DOWN ! lmfao .
BAMitsLuwins 1 year ago
Nice legs wat time they open ;)
DaviiGunner 1 year ago
Lucie im begging u to upload a video pleeeeaaasseeeee
wildogism 1 year ago
Hey babe, how about an Australian kiss? Its like a french kiss but down under ;)
TrueNecrophiliac 1 year ago
Do you have a map? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes.
NATHANmagyar 1 year ago
I want to pour milk on you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
SeaJayEm45 1 year ago
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UtterJustice 1 year ago
No offense but do u have adhd or somthing?
ZachKettle 1 year ago
I lost My Teddy can i sleep with you ??
SuperMohsin123 1 year ago
@FearlessGamingHD and @Sportscentral99 won
herdfanz 1 year ago 2
Random question, does the way she talks remind anyone of boxxy?
AwesomeAce9001 1 year ago
you forget you story from last commentaries.
d4rktwinzz0 1 year ago
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Sportscentral99 1 year ago 26
What pickup line actually works on you? :)
FearlessGamingHD 1 year ago 29
the word of the day is "legs" lets head to your bedroom and spread the word.
jakubblackwell 1 year ago
Do you work on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.
jakubblackwell 1 year ago
its been a week, i miss you >_<
chrisKwhite 1 year ago 8
@chrisKwhite i was supposed to upload one last night but the upload went weird and it didn't upload it, so imma redo it announcing contest winners, some new under rated gamers channel im taking part in and some other stuff. shall beee funn xD
Lucieetehgamarh 1 year ago 7
were you arrested earlier? cause its gotta be illegal to look that good
jaking013 1 year ago
Excuse me, i think i dropped something.. MY JAW!
skiflyer95 1 year ago
are you from tenisee cuz your the only ten i see
MrMikeashly 1 year ago
Was you dad a cement mixer? 'coz your making me well hard ;P
xQuanntuMx 1 year ago
how much does a polar bear weigh? idk but it broke the ice
SupaaDesigns 1 year ago
If I had just one wish, I would rearrange the alphabet and but 'U' and 'I' together.
TheLucaScorpion 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Man:(wiggles finger to make a girls come over)
Woman:( goes over to the man)
Man:"If i can make you cum with one finger think what i could do with two" ;P
UtterJustice 1 year ago
Man:(wiggles finger to make a girls come over)
Woman:( goes over to the man)
Man:"If i can make you cum with one finger think what i could do with two" ;P
UtterJustice 1 year ago
@UtterJustice Lol.....
roflcoptatbag 1 year ago
all you idiots are perverts below make a good joke not a shitty one
XxGli7chM4st3Rx 1 year ago
@XxGli7chM4st3Rx yeah really come on
MLGrenadier 1 year ago
@XxGli7chM4st3Rx why did the chicken cross the road, he didn't.....someone pushed him lol that was funny eh?
oOCrazyProductionsOo 1 year ago
Hi how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
david64252 1 year ago
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks ;)
rockinliltosta 1 year ago
I JUST WANT BABIES!!!
ThatVirtualGuy 1 year ago
sex?
rockinliltosta 1 year ago
Come home with me and I'll show you how to do a barrel roll without pressing B
bobodahoboaks 1 year ago
is your name Gillette, because your the best a man can get. ;-)
salzaboii 1 year ago
*ask girl to feel your shirt*
you: do you know what that is?
girl: what?
you: boyfriend material
Syzey95 1 year ago
Does this bar napkin smell like chloroform?
johnathondrag 1 year ago
Is that a mirror in you pocket, because I see myself In your pants
Luckylags13 1 year ago
so... you dont sweat much for a fat one
dimmuborgir7898 1 year ago
why say a chat up line and bring flowers to date for a chance of sex when you can bring a gun and garantee it... Simple. ;).
punchyourjeans 1 year ago
I can let you use my minecraft account if u want just dnt change the pw
justjohn928 1 year ago
If it met a woman hotter than you. i would kill myself. after raping her...
samztehbest 1 year ago
Oh Sorry My Lip's Sore, Can You Kiss It Better ?
MrNoobDude1436 1 year ago
if you were a bogey i would pick you first. :)
UKmontages96 1 year ago
Idk wat to say blah blah blah Im a fanboy ima little kid with a no life
opticmexican1 1 year ago
I'll do what I did to your mum last night! Yeah...
Silverimp2 1 year ago
To be honest, I'd enjoy another game of MW2. Merci
GonetoSleep21 1 year ago
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.
Luckylags13 1 year ago
da little player: i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?
da lady thats lucky to be told this: NO
elrond306 1 year ago
I JUST WANT BABIES
scoeylad1 1 year ago
Your attempting to get donations by saying if you want to see minecraft donate... wow. I honestly don't believe you can't afford a minecraft account.
SentryGuns 1 year ago
i would love to go to your open lobby but i have a ps3 not xbox :(
MrTheone300 1 year ago
the word of the day is "legs" u wanna go to my place and spread the word? xD
iinationFTW 1 year ago
man : 20 ton polar bear
woman : what !?
man : breaks the ice doesn't it :D
ahhh year xD
1MultiMusic 1 year ago
"my penis is 11 inches non-arrect!" (drops packet) "Oops sorry i dropped my MONSTER condom that is use for my MAGNUM DONG!" GIRL: " WAIT, MAGNUM DONG?" boy: " HELL YEAH, i love icee cream, do you?"
iinationFTW 1 year ago
Wen u doin open lobbys war days ???
XxKiERANH96xX 1 year ago
if i could change the alphabet ill put U & i together :D
iiANDJOSii 1 year ago
man: did you know that the body has 206 bones in it?
woman: yeah?
man: want 207? GIGGITY GIGGITY
Pastafariann 1 year ago
LUCIEEE YOU SMELL LIKE CANCER! YOU FUCKIN WHAT BITCH hahaha epic
FaZeD321 1 year ago
You must be a general in the army cause you have my soldier standing at attention
MegaSam18 1 year ago
Hey Babes, Is Your Name Loreal, Cause Your Worth It
MrNoobDude1436 1 year ago 2
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
MegaSam18 1 year ago
I see you have a ladder in your tights well do they open the gates to heaven:Dx
EthanH816 1 year ago
Were you dropped on your head as a baby cuz your special ;)
DoingyourMom691 1 year ago
humb-downs everywhere in this muthaf******
TheNeroValentine 1 year ago
hey, i have a 99kd on black op's, should we fuck now?
LukeeNUFC 1 year ago
how much does a polar bear weight?
enough to break the ice, hi im sam nice to meet you.
godspaintballers 1 year ago
Guy - hey whats your name
Girl - im ra-
Guy - i will fuck you so hard you cry shit
veryscaryXD 1 year ago
i say waffles, now stop looking at me!!!!!!
MrBeans2011 1 year ago
Baby you so fine you nock me off maah feet... into last stand.... pro.... ;)
pedrocruz1234 1 year ago
girl your like a fart, you blew me away
Holyfraek12 1 year ago
person: What has four wheels and flies?
friend: A garbage truck.
random6590827 1 year ago
Bend over
engieboy12 1 year ago
You must smell like cheese, because your very mature ;)
R33DY94 1 year ago
Damn girl, I feel like I gotta shovel, cause I'm diggin' you.
jakubblackwell 1 year ago
You wanna play house? you be the door and I'll slam you.
jakubblackwell 1 year ago
Damn gurrrl, you work in subway? cause you just gave me a footlong.
jakubblackwell 1 year ago
When did you get that bruise, is it when you fell from your heaven?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
eggmagnet 1 year ago
Hey baby the word of the day is legs lets go home and spread the word
HALBERD12 1 year ago
Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
mudkip1994 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Apologies for the spam, but if you could check out my two friends' channels that would be highly appreciated. They're two good editors and players, and I'm pretty sure you wont be disappointed.
Their two channels are:
WeLoveCams (Killcams series - Send in your killcams!)
Blacksmithcinema
Again, apologies, but they need it. Thanks :)
Miami2Bolton 1 year ago
i know it sounds impossible but i have the alphabet tattooed on my dick.
how back you come back to my house and i put some words in your mouth? ;)
MeEmpty 1 year ago
I like your tits.
ExTroaDaNairE 1 year ago
Hey, I like my women like I like my coffee; weak. With an unwieldy cup size.
ThatVirtualGuy 1 year ago
guy: do you know how much a polar bear weight
girl: i donnu
guy: neither do i but it broke the ice.
GuErSoN321 1 year ago
Oops I ripped my underwear...
Can I get into yours?
bemobo 1 year ago
do you like chocolate because if you do pull down your snickers and il give you a boost ; )
ryansrockingworld 1 year ago
Man: What has 146 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?
Woman: Idk what?
Man: My zipper.
mikeyEDITS 1 year ago
I Have 2
1 . The Word Of The Day Is Legs Spread The Word
And
2 . Is Your Father A Thief ? Because He Must Of Stolen The Stars From The Sky And Put Them In Your Eyes
Chriis2oo9 1 year ago
(Borat Voice) i like you do u like me ?
[if yes] Your in der.
[if no] Get a bag put it over her and kidnap her.
cillianfishfinn 1 year ago
are you the grim reaper because you just struck me dead!
shadowviscane1 1 year ago
@cod6tar69 HOLY SHIT DUDE!! i said that to hahahaha
CookieMonster8408 1 year ago
boy: did it hurt??
girl: did what hurt??
boy: when you fell from heaven cause you look just like an angel to me.
hehe use it twice and got a girl twice LMAO!!!
CookieMonster8408 1 year ago
Can i check yo tag to see if it said maid in heaven
flaminfox159 1 year ago
My dick died, can i bury it in your ass?
TheMinecraftComunity 1 year ago 2
was your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put the in your eyes
MrJonojono34 1 year ago
Thats what he said 0_o
bioshocked100 1 year ago
You must be a farmer, because you sure do know how to rise a cock :)
JsusMedia 1 year ago
Hey, is your dad a cement mixer because you've got me well 'ard.
oRuiNz 1 year ago
hey girl do you like role playing, well come back to my place you be the doar and ill slam you
ubername9999 1 year ago
Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Cabusco 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm going to fuck you with a rake.
qwerty118678 1 year ago
chat up line mabob: hey hotshot can i get a picture so i can show santa exactly what i want for christmas!
mullet559 1 year ago
i likes ya, do ya like me
mrbojanglesftw 1 year ago
F my a
carzycoconut123 1 year ago
The power of Christ compells you! Oh, your not possed? Maybe I could excersise you later instead?
jgard1990 1 year ago
Are you tired?Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
xXiTzFiZzYXx 1 year ago
Nvm ** :(((
Whelan496 1 year ago
gigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggity
fermi1234 1 year ago
By the way if anyone wonts to take a break from competative gaming and have fun and play cops and robbers and that add me and play with us were fun and arnt dicks we play lots of halo but we play cod 6-7 for a laugh :)) so add us we do post funny videos on YouTube but rearly my gamertag is X WH3L4N X helps when people arnt dicks bk thankyou...
Whelan496 1 year ago
The first time I saw you I was like Andy pipkin( little Britain) in a candy shop : "I Want dat one " :p
NeWxBoRnKiNg 1 year ago
vvv LMFAO. Seriously now, thats beast.
WICKEDxCL0WN 1 year ago
If we are what we eat, I would be you by the end of the night. yeah, whats up lucieeee ;)
BingBingBong1234 1 year ago
Let's play some hardcore head...and later we can plant the bomb...
Whelan496 1 year ago
Have I seen you before? oh wait... that was another ugly woman...
keirshead 1 year ago
Get your arse oot
TheRossMcKenzie 1 year ago
hoi
teinvz 1 year ago
Boy: Wanna have sex?
Girl: Ye ok (starts undressing)
Boy: No no no not yet,
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Let me set you in the mood (turns Justin Bieber on)
Girl: Are you kidding me.
Boy: Don't worry the boys will be round soon. to lend a hand.
MrGuybuist 1 year ago
I herd you liek mudkipz.. me too
crabe080 1 year ago
there was 3 guys in a coffe shop and they were tring to get a world record the1st one tried to get smallest head and got it the 2nd tried to get smallest and got it and the 3rd one ran for smallest dick and lost to justin bieber
cthog1 1 year ago
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Acrj008 1 year ago
aarghhh... (lay ur arm around here)
''how u doing?'' (doing pedo smile)
....no answer
ehhh, so u wana have sex?
works every time... giggity giggity goo :D
SIMEB0Yx 1 year ago 2
i'm not the fittest guy, but i'm the only one talking to you.
Tomtomtomtomtom93 1 year ago
i was second
mine was lets play cod ill go prone and
TooSiiKz 1 year ago
DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVON ???
sn1pze 1 year ago
@sn1pze HEAVEN
sn1pze 1 year ago
If you were a bouger i'd pick you first...
sdspudnick0 1 year ago
heyy! , you remind me of a parking ticket cos all i see is finee written all over youu
SleepyTuness 1 year ago