this movie was the first time i learned about internet trolls but back then they where called sad pathetic little shits that claims to hate movies and games but cant stop talking about them lol
The Internet or Subject 8 is a creation made by Al Gore when he first discovered that people like to complain and jack off, so he created what you now know as the internets. Al Gore also did this for teh lulz because lots of people that are fags are now super famous, and because lots of people off themselves via webcam.
@YouFuckenConformists Yeah but he also created the internet. And he made that whole Global Whoring thing up for money to, I hang with him all the time.
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i don't know if you are aware of this but, you are actually using the internet to post this comment, lol, cool huh? im actually making a joke, i must make that clear for all the slow "special" people out there, lol
@757bnasty yeah u got it backwards im saying metalocalypse kinda jacked it on the episode with the diefordethklok brothers.. they are threatening to release the secret song on the internent and pickles is like "i mean cmon what IS the internet anyway?.... seriously, what is "internet"?" lol it was still kinda funny but this is classic
Movie is old! Bitch about movies changed into bitch about everything. You can have opinions of any flavor here from Mormons to homosexual atheist. Only one kind of opinions won't ever appear on the net and that are of those who aren't fanatic and gun-ho about their cause. Sometimes it's sad, what the internet turned into, but then I browse through some porn and all is okay again. ^^
jeez, man. i can't believe i have to explain this. its funny because the internet was nearly universally known back in 2001 but Jay and Silent Bob are in their little ol' world of weed and dick and fart jokes. Snootchie Boochies?
Umm, even back then it really wasn't universally known as it is now since EVERYONE uses it in some shape or form. I was just making a random statement, not questioning the joke.
SOPA.
SpaceCowboyMcCoy 1 week ago
Huge fan.
sailorella05 3 weeks ago
0:14 that is all
adikshlemarc 1 month ago
first time i saw this scene i laughed so hard, theres no words for it
MikeStylish 3 months ago
if someone said to me 'what the fuck is the internet?' this year, i would have classified him as the biggest noob
RetardedAnime 4 months ago
That's how I f**king feel about the Internet sometimes....
selannekariya 4 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?! definitely major stoners :P
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xdfgsdgflastname 9 months ago
10 years later..... still pretty accurate.
dorcus3 9 months ago 21
what the fuck is the internet?!
i asked the same question 10 years ago... true story
joelstwisted 9 months ago
me an jay said the same thing 10 yrs ago to this day.
yin1 10 months ago
BONG!
konfusion2113 11 months ago
BEN AFFLECK!!
untiltheend22 1 year ago
this movie was the first time i learned about internet trolls but back then they where called sad pathetic little shits that claims to hate movies and games but cant stop talking about them lol
TheBERSERKGUTS 1 year ago 5
@TheBERSERKGUTS claims to hate movies and games but cant stop talking about them...
Maybe that is their subconscious telling them that movies and games are bad, but they are addicted so they can't stop..
RyaNayR42024 10 months ago
"What the fuck is the internet?" Greatest line in movie history!!!!!
CainmosniMirrored 1 year ago 8
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo!
jleszuk 1 year ago 3
The Internet or Subject 8 is a creation made by Al Gore when he first discovered that people like to complain and jack off, so he created what you now know as the internets. Al Gore also did this for teh lulz because lots of people that are fags are now super famous, and because lots of people off themselves via webcam.
Moosixman 1 year ago
@Moosixman i thought Al Gore was all about ManBearPig?
YouFuckenConformists 1 year ago
@YouFuckenConformists Yeah but he also created the internet. And he made that whole Global Whoring thing up for money to, I hang with him all the time.
Moosixman 1 year ago
fuck the whole internet! i'm sick of it! FUCK OFF
Kiokken 1 year ago
rofl share pornagraphy with each other XD
ltdaxter786 1 year ago
LOL.
kzundiverus 2 years ago
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ahhh best line only if they said it better like
what theee fuck is the internet?
WHISPERSPSP 2 years ago
lol wow thats the most acurate description of the internet ive ever heard
Conker0051 2 years ago 79
wish the scene kept going so I could see the "Affleck was the bomb in phanthoms yo" line. Fucking cracks me up everytime
StuntmanM1989 2 years ago 4
His description is pretty much spot on. brbporn
JoF00l 2 years ago 13
the funniest line ever
IckyThump101 2 years ago 3
what the fuck is the internet
alman9898 2 years ago 2
what the FUCK is this comment!?
zepredator 2 years ago
seriously...what IS the internet???
permex91 2 years ago
4 porn :D doh! :DD :D
Cheeseheadedbeanboy 2 years ago 4
I have no idea man, anyone here know what the internet is?
KATANANINJA 2 years ago 2
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i don't know if you are aware of this but, you are actually using the internet to post this comment, lol, cool huh? im actually making a joke, i must make that clear for all the slow "special" people out there, lol
mmmtsp 2 years ago
...wut?
skwalkerdevore 2 years ago
@mmmtsp You're a faggot.
Moosixman 1 year ago
@Moosixman you're a poo poo head, there are you happy? now you got me all upset, lol
mmmtsp 1 year ago
@permex91 what was that from... oh yea metalocalypse they totally stole this joke lol
mattlambrecht1 1 year ago
@mattlambrecht1 You do realize this movie came out years before metalocalypse right?
757bnasty 1 year ago
@mattlambrecht1 You do realize this movie came out years before metalocalypse right? Unless i'm just misunderstanding your comment.
757bnasty 1 year ago
@757bnasty yeah u got it backwards im saying metalocalypse kinda jacked it on the episode with the diefordethklok brothers.. they are threatening to release the secret song on the internent and pickles is like "i mean cmon what IS the internet anyway?.... seriously, what is "internet"?" lol it was still kinda funny but this is classic
mattlambrecht1 1 year ago
@mattlambrecht1 Okay I figured it was the drugs messing with my perception. And it was epically fantastic. If that's even a real word
757bnasty 1 year ago
@mattlambrecht1 I realize this comment is five years old, but I feel compelled to tell you no.
Just no.
twistquist 11 months ago
haaaaahahah, i LOVE how he says that line, just as good as what he's saying is how he says it.
zapproowsdower 2 years ago 4
Jay delivers lines like nobody else. Seriously. He carries the film.
mastgrr 2 years ago 3
Heah! I like to complain about games too!
HellfireRLH 2 years ago
The best description of the Internet... LOL!
KriegPower 2 years ago 13
I love the way he describes the internet
nihuskies12 3 years ago 12
LOLz......WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET.......LOLz
JalenMc 3 years ago 3
funniest movie ever
Bballer0905 3 years ago 5
lmao a tampon is a sheet wer da chiks put it in der private spots wen dey hav der period der lmao
Serjkid93 3 years ago
Movie is old! Bitch about movies changed into bitch about everything. You can have opinions of any flavor here from Mormons to homosexual atheist. Only one kind of opinions won't ever appear on the net and that are of those who aren't fanatic and gun-ho about their cause. Sometimes it's sad, what the internet turned into, but then I browse through some porn and all is okay again. ^^
trustno1 3 years ago 13
lol right on dude
TheOutlawTorn93 3 years ago
now you don't get no movie check either...lol
candymr2 3 years ago 2
that wat i get for smokin some. You start lookin for shit about old movies and leavin coments
KarlosxIsaksen 3 years ago
"What the fuck is the internet"
PajaBear 3 years ago
"What the fuck is the internet?"
That phrase is unheard of nowadays.
kensuke0 3 years ago
you are a moron.
Prodigysportsman 3 years ago
Must've clicked the wrong user to respond to, son.
kensuke0 3 years ago 2
nope.
Prodigysportsman 3 years ago
Then why am I a moron?
kensuke0 3 years ago
jeez, man. i can't believe i have to explain this. its funny because the internet was nearly universally known back in 2001 but Jay and Silent Bob are in their little ol' world of weed and dick and fart jokes. Snootchie Boochies?
Prodigysportsman 3 years ago 3
Umm, even back then it really wasn't universally known as it is now since EVERYONE uses it in some shape or form. I was just making a random statement, not questioning the joke.
Change your tampon.
kensuke0 3 years ago
what the fuck is a tampon?
Prodigysportsman 3 years ago
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lol. wat an idiot.
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notthatmike 3 years ago
Affleck's got a point ! XD
Man that movie is priceless
It's ridiculous and over-the-top
But extremely fun to watch
JE3MAN1 3 years ago
The perfect definition of the internet
Reven232 3 years ago 97
so true!
orangebark 3 years ago
I perferred when Banky said it was for
"slandering the works and efforts of others nonimously"
TheSubtleNinja 3 years ago
both great, but I have to say Afleck's definition was priceless.
other fav
"Afleck you were da bomb in Phantoms yo!"
WarGamezzz 3 years ago
I've seen that movie soo many times lol
habsfan93 4 years ago
lmao...
theDancingfairy 4 years ago
thats true about the internet
qwertyfred135 4 years ago 6
i agree xD
Aeron3363 4 years ago
thats fuckin crazy funny
IckyThump101 4 years ago
WOOT
pj1986 4 years ago
lol
deml101 4 years ago
What the fuck is the internet?!
Huskeypuzzle 4 years ago 2
99% of all dez ppl who leave a comment here are possibly stonedd SO FUCK YOU !!!! HAHAHAH BITCH
dopeman7 5 years ago
PLEASE don't type "dez" for "these." it's probably the worst fucking thing you could do in life, i'd rather you rape and kill my family.
krisbr 5 years ago 3
HAHA LMFAO i don't remember typing that comment
I think i wuz stoned hahah shit well yea man
that wuz some funny shit u replied to LMFAO holy shit
dopeman7 5 years ago
Sounds like krisbr is the most stoned
Superapplefrog 4 years ago
haha true
deadlykissp 4 years ago
Gotta FUCKIN LOVE IT!!
b1224 5 years ago
That is a funny fucking scene!!! ahahhaahhaah
gunterd16 5 years ago
haha, That is my favorite line from that whole movie! I love it!
Sathoff 5 years ago
that was one of the best scenes from a badass movie
jraeros 5 years ago
hahaha i love that scene
Jenkins11 5 years ago
FAWK YOU
dopeman7 5 years ago
bitching about movies and shareing porn, god bless the internet
MadHatter1713 5 years ago 2