Who the HELL called this sexist? As a woman, I find this game stupid and hilarious, kinda like the oldschool GLOW wrestling league. It's more cheesey than the original Mortal Kombat. If you want to play a sexist game, try Indigo Prophecy. This is just too funny
Pffft!! The in-game description says "hottest women in gaming". the only woman in this game that I think is hot is the woman in the left at 2:54 ( even though the graphics are ugly and choppy).
According to Wikipedia, the publisher of this game was a front for the porn company Vivid. They should have just made a full-on porn fighting game where the losing character just has lesbian sex with the winner. Surely that could have found porn stars that wouldn't have minded having their sex scenes digitized.
And here I thought Way of the Warrior, Kasumi Ninja, Survivial Arts, and Tattoo Assassins were the only games out there that took the Mortal Kombat gameplay mechanics and made them bullshittier. These women look like pro wrestlers on the indie circuit that could never make it big. Speaking of the which, the woman that wears the red headband looks a lot like the TNA Knockout wrester known as Tara (formerly known as Victoria in WWE).
3 days spent making this game. 1 day of taking pictures of cheap hookers pretending to fight. 2 days of coding on codeine while the hookers playtested their joysticks.
@cucollins12 Yeah those of us who started PC gaming in the early 90's remember the hordes of hideously bad games we had to deal with for many years. Like searching for diamonds in a coal mine. But the effort was usually worth it.
They didn't even have win poses....ugh. And if I had to hear that woman yell out "Venom Sting!" in real life, I think I would have hammered pencils into my eardrums. My, how far fap material has come in the past few years.
@punipunipunisher Uh, I meant in terms of actually agreeing to do this project. Did she really have that much free time in between half of the activities she was doing?
I found this game listed on Wikipedia as one of the worst games ever. Are those sound effects for real?? I wonder if any of the developers actually played the game before release.
@glitchhunter09 Which people? Eternal Champions was pure brilliance. I've never heard anyone say it was a poor game. So anyone saying as much needs their head checking.
@lorddavid3dxw Mostly Nintendo fan douches and a majority of whiny people who don't like the controls. I'll admit, the controls aren't perfect, but they aren't bad. Especially the Sega CD sequel's controls.
@glitchhunter09 Funnily enough, I used to favour the Megadrive over the SNES at the time. Looking back the SNES actually had more quality titles, but the Megadrive had the majority of the absolute best titles of the time like Sonic, Streets Of Rage, Eternal Champions etc. But I never had issue with the controls. But then I had a 6 button controller. I did try it on a 3 button pad once, and it was nigh on unplayable. But that's why you get the 6 button pads.
@lorddavid3dxw Yeah, I use a six button controller as well. Though I don't think my hands don't work well with it. I'm thinking about getting a Sega 6-button arcade stick or something similar.
Not to snark the past, but this doesn't even have the character's name's! Most of the interfaces are superbare bones! I would talk about the gameplay, but what can I add to that?
wow this game is some serious fuck, i mean i have played bad NES games that were better. This game is like the PC version of action 52. It is so fucking horrible.
people dislike this game? Wow surprising, this is one of the premiere fighting games of our time, and literally redefined the way fighting games were made. This game is legendary
They said this game is so bad that being caught masturbating to it is not as humiliating as playing it
malestorm95 4 days ago
POW! BLEH!
Arbaal 5 days ago
What you get when you Rule 63 Mortal Kombat.
XrossFire89 1 week ago
Who the HELL called this sexist? As a woman, I find this game stupid and hilarious, kinda like the oldschool GLOW wrestling league. It's more cheesey than the original Mortal Kombat. If you want to play a sexist game, try Indigo Prophecy. This is just too funny
kamaleon9176 2 weeks ago
OMG I can't stop laughing, lolololololololoolololol
ShaturdDreemz 2 weeks ago
Da fuq is this shit?!
BlackSabbath628 2 weeks ago
Mortal Kombat: Kitchen Version
DrewPicklesOgre 2 weeks ago
@DrewPicklesOgre
Take your ass into that kitchen and make me a sammich...bitch!
kasouyumi 2 weeks ago
more like rated F for fuckballs
mrdeeeke 3 weeks ago
I'm off to watch Rach ..V.. Claire
notanfningain 1 month ago
those MIDI guitar solos are the only thing good about this game....LOL
davifernandeslima01 1 month ago
VENOM STING!!
eateroftheflame 1 month ago
@eateroftheflame VENOM DRILL!!
davifernandeslima01 1 month ago
POW POW. BLEH BLEH. POW BLEH. LOL.
dydx09 1 month ago 7
And i thought that Kasumi Ninja was the worst fighting game ever!
But when i saw this...
DAMN!!! I WAS SO FREAKIN' WRONG!!!
XXXtremeMuthafucka89 1 month ago
piece of shit hahahah lols
AironOx 1 month ago
now i know where lady gaga got her image. 1:56
monicapw1 1 month ago
I wish they'd stay still so I could tweak my own joystick
peterpoopeater 1 month ago
Pffft!! The in-game description says "hottest women in gaming". the only woman in this game that I think is hot is the woman in the left at 2:54 ( even though the graphics are ugly and choppy).
silvancool100 1 month ago
tjis game was created with powerpoint
LEOFLE99 1 month ago
wtf
dj9mhz 1 month ago
This is so beautiful! I want this game <3
Someone, kill me now. ;_;
MaRaTheMeyvn 1 month ago
Where can I get this? I want to venom drill someone!
Ascyltos 1 month ago
such a tragedy
lechmocny1 1 month ago
VENOM DRILLL
dee634 1 month ago
The Countdown is really slow ;D
CryForMyPenis 2 months ago
"Venom Sting! Venom StingVenomPowPowPow!" xD They sure don't make em like they used to!
VincentValdemar 2 months ago
worst hit collision I've ever seen
Riverd18 2 months ago
the title screen looks like i could recreate it in Word
MrDbz1995 2 months ago
According to Wikipedia, the publisher of this game was a front for the porn company Vivid. They should have just made a full-on porn fighting game where the losing character just has lesbian sex with the winner. Surely that could have found porn stars that wouldn't have minded having their sex scenes digitized.
Loader2K1 2 months ago
Is it real?? does really exist this crap?
sisominux 2 months ago
Download link ? Please
magognaut 2 months ago
alguem sabe onde posso baixar esse jogo
magognaut 2 months ago
what's the girl in blue saying at 3:05? sounds like "bastard!"
peloquin1979 2 months ago
And here I thought Way of the Warrior, Kasumi Ninja, Survivial Arts, and Tattoo Assassins were the only games out there that took the Mortal Kombat gameplay mechanics and made them bullshittier. These women look like pro wrestlers on the indie circuit that could never make it big. Speaking of the which, the woman that wears the red headband looks a lot like the TNA Knockout wrester known as Tara (formerly known as Victoria in WWE).
Loader2K1 2 months ago
@Loader2K1 Looks like an ancient predecessor to Bikini Karate Babes to me.
xAxBattler 2 months ago
@xAxBattler: Never heard of that game.
Loader2K1 2 months ago
Will this be in EVO 2012?
platefork 2 months ago 2
LMAO Is that a male voice actor? XD I can't tell
HysteriaxAlice 2 months ago
Choppy and unsexy
loveusorleaveus 2 months ago
Is this out for the 360?
darthkerpal 3 months ago
3 days spent making this game. 1 day of taking pictures of cheap hookers pretending to fight. 2 days of coding on codeine while the hookers playtested their joysticks.
shadowtiger18 3 months ago 5
Less broken than MVC 3.
ThinkofUser 3 months ago
The company that made the game knew the game sucks so they made that fart sound to describe the game .
rejcga15 3 months ago
Wow. A game with shitty voices, shitty characters, shitty graphics, and shitty music. I can see the AVGN vid already on the way.
dydx09 3 months ago 2
a game with muscle womans ? AWESOME ! :Q_____
TheUltraClaude1999 3 months ago
VENOM STING
Grovfu 3 months ago 2
OMG somebody mixed Pit Fighter with Syphalis!
ZapmasterJab 3 months ago
'gnarly' guitars courtesy of Joe Satriani
Jimmy88452 3 months ago
HAHAHAHA no way this sound is for real
asgRYAN 3 months ago
best game ever.
madesttjack 3 months ago
POW POW BAM BAM!!! lolz
The12232flower 4 months ago
It's better when you watch it in 480p....
LOL, fuck this, who am i kidding.
Gashie2 4 months ago
LOL this game is hilarious
PortPowerPersia 4 months ago
I tried as hard as I could. But I burst out laughing when that bitch said "Venom drill!" XD
Myth1221 4 months ago
This looks like trash.
DBZAOTA482 4 months ago
man how could screwattack forget this one 4 their top 10 worst fighting games?
btw thumbs up if U think AVGN should review this
MegaWTFgamer 4 months ago 2
What's so wrong with this game after a... *spits cereal* wtf?
xeoncat202 4 months ago
They combined Blanka from SF, and Genan Shiranui from Samurai Shodown. That had to be the single worst video game, other than Xtreme Paintbrawl.
peglegpogostick 4 months ago
So when is this getting an HD remake?
OhhhMyAxels 4 months ago
I FUCKIN LOVE THIS! THIS IS SOOOO 90s!!!
cucollins12 4 months ago
@cucollins12 Yeah those of us who started PC gaming in the early 90's remember the hordes of hideously bad games we had to deal with for many years. Like searching for diamonds in a coal mine. But the effort was usually worth it.
shortylickens69 4 months ago
02:00 ayaayayaay ayayaysdhkjf yasdyakjsh kay akak WTF are those sound effects :D:D:D:D
debilen75 4 months ago
I give this game a 10! Out of a billion.
TonyLikeGames 5 months ago 3
Venuuuumm sting!
Venom drill!
Pow pow bleh uh bleh pow pow!
REFL0X 5 months ago
I wonder what happened to Phantom Card
leonel1982 5 months ago
Mortal Kombat for girls.
blyadko 5 months ago
@blyadko no, you are wrong.
it's mortal kombat for bitches
superperezman 4 months ago
lol
Bullfrog1983 5 months ago
Is that Cartman voice?
grungerpr 5 months ago 25
HAH
HAH
HAH
VENOM STING
BLEH BLEH!
MegatronSmurf 5 months ago
Rated R for Retarded
punipunipunisher 5 months ago 20
@punipunipunisher Vice city reference?
Skittles0whoa 5 months ago
@punipunipunisher ROFL
Syiiriine 3 weeks ago
VENOM Sting
VENOM Drill
VENOM Pow pow bleh pow bleh
123kats 5 months ago 2
Thumbs up if you came here because you saw it was the worst game reviewed on gamespot....Ever xD
Sekgolo74 5 months ago 6
The only thing that's at least tolerable is the music. Otherwise... "BLEAH!" The game said it!
Damauveropolis 6 months ago
Is this crap even playable?
Maxterdramon 6 months ago
Venom Sting!!! xD
MabsKMK 6 months ago
i had random seizures in my stomach from watching this...
loki1mister2 6 months ago
Ms. Venomsomething- YOU'RE NOT M.BISON!
Seriously, have these programmers ever played a real fighting game before?
Damauveropolis 6 months ago
Tell me this is a joke, and not an actual game, that was released and made by actual developersXD
Pooky1991 6 months ago
Nice motion capture :DD
jonpeley 6 months ago
cited as one of the worst games in the world by many reviewers :D
ArmorDonZ 6 months ago
What the hell is this? This game is very depressing on how bad it is...
koopakingdom 6 months ago
That is the most offensive thing I have ever seen on Youtube.
freebeema 6 months ago 5
They didn't even have win poses....ugh. And if I had to hear that woman yell out "Venom Sting!" in real life, I think I would have hammered pencils into my eardrums. My, how far fap material has come in the past few years.
PaperShishigami 6 months ago 2
This looks like a joke game from the early days of Newgrounds.
SwampLord9 6 months ago 5
Couldn't stop laughing at the stupid 'pow pow bleh' noises XDD
JaneRhonda626 6 months ago
No comment...
snowflakeDS 7 months ago
LMAO
MAIDENMETALHEAD1995 7 months ago
"pow, pow! BLEHH! uh uh uh, pow BLEHH" xD
SimplyShaded 7 months ago 63
Are those actually the sound effects? Especially for the first fight?
undisputedgreatest 7 months ago
BEST
GAME
EVER
kopileegh16 7 months ago
@kopileegh16 sarcasm, are you here?
superperezman 4 months ago
most of the girls on the select screen look like they are unhappy to even be in the game
MrTdiFanBoy1 7 months ago
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Boom Boom POW lol
wajinshu 7 months ago
pow uh uh pow ha ha pow uh uh uh pow pow uh uh ha pow uh
kenmabie 7 months ago
I lol'd
punipunipunisher 7 months ago
0:15 The developers' opinion of their own game
Milenko00 7 months ago
hey im an aries
blackeroni 7 months ago
in the second fight one of the bitches say "puta mare" wich means fuck my mother ..
JocJav 7 months ago
"pow! BLEHHHHHH!!"
theworm1244 7 months ago
All you can really say is wow.... horrendous
Holmesymom 7 months ago
worst PC game in the history of everything..wow lmfao
jropz 7 months ago
Venom drill is OP and needs a nerf.
Ks0ccer 7 months ago 3
LMAO Did that girl just throw up glitter! it's like the black version of ke$ha xD
killme99952 7 months ago
That looks like shit.
moriya2k2 8 months ago
venom sting! venom drill!. oh god. i love this alot
callmesmorz 8 months ago
and at 3:50...
callmesmorz 8 months ago
spin kick at 3:37 is insanely awesome
callmesmorz 8 months ago
"Inferno!"
Veehmot 8 months ago
This is the most sexist game ever.
Brittonbubba137 8 months ago
Pow Pow Pow! Bla Bla Pow Bla!
downoncorner 8 months ago 18
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leandrodfcorreia2 8 months ago
This game had only one impressive thing: the box cover art.
leandrodfcorreia2 8 months ago
@leandrodfcorreia2: You're right about that.
Loader2K1 2 months ago
This is so amazingly horrific I don't know whether to like or unlike this.
Vinadet 8 months ago
hahahahah XD!@@##!@#!@#@
zeokenX 8 months ago
I can't wait to see Catfight at EVO this year.
SmexyAsianGirls 8 months ago
Was this a real game or just made for this video? o.o
riceball23 8 months ago
@riceball23 It was a real game. Check it out in Wikipedia.
federrox192 8 months ago
Sounds like they are having some very rough sex.
InfiniJames 8 months ago
lolz, so bad
hobohunter1111 8 months ago
This is HORRIBLE! But still better than any king of fighters game.
CrotchBlaster 8 months ago
@CrotchBlaster FAIL
superperezman 4 months ago
POWER CRUST! somehow a name with that move feels perfect here.
illuminatioracle 9 months ago
I started laughing immediately as soon as the intro played
hmp22 9 months ago 4
I can't even believe the audio is real
TheDukeOfDance 9 months ago 3
The first fight' voice acting reminded me of Robot chicken.
Mslolibear 9 months ago
Fallout 3, Dead Space, Legend of Zelda have nothing on Catfight.
homersimps1 9 months ago 4
O_O
r0ckoman 9 months ago
Worse than Kasumi Ninja! Don't get me wrong. I actually like Kasumi Ninja.
Linkonpark100 9 months ago
Fucking terrible
IEntertainers 9 months ago
This must be where Seth Green got the voice for his Lindsey Lohan on Robot Chicken. The two girls in the first fight are spot on.
therearefreasamongus 10 months ago
"No description available," YouTube says. More like....no description *possible* that does justice to the awfulness!
Caleb9849 10 months ago
VENOM STING!
leaderOFlosers 10 months ago
Those are some serious voice-overs.
Garouix 10 months ago
this reminds me of what happens when you go cheeseing!!!
connell256 10 months ago
How the fuck did Katalin Zamiar (Mortal Kombat II video game Kitana) get this gig?
GabeShadow666 10 months ago
@GabeShadow666 Got hired.
punipunipunisher 9 months ago
@punipunipunisher Uh, I meant in terms of actually agreeing to do this project. Did she really have that much free time in between half of the activities she was doing?
GabeShadow666 9 months ago
@GabeShadow666 Appearently yes, she even got to some Jaguar game that was never released (DO THE MATH!!1).
punipunipunisher 9 months ago
I found this game listed on Wikipedia as one of the worst games ever. Are those sound effects for real?? I wonder if any of the developers actually played the game before release.
Tiwaking 10 months ago 3
Anyone know where I can get frame data for this game?
macr0machine 10 months ago
Is it real???? It seems like a fan-made game... but a horrible fan-made game.
CocaLightMan 10 months ago 3
And People say Eternal Champions is bad! lol. This game is worse by far!
glitchhunter09 10 months ago
@glitchhunter09 Which people? Eternal Champions was pure brilliance. I've never heard anyone say it was a poor game. So anyone saying as much needs their head checking.
lorddavid3dxw 10 months ago
@lorddavid3dxw Mostly Nintendo fan douches and a majority of whiny people who don't like the controls. I'll admit, the controls aren't perfect, but they aren't bad. Especially the Sega CD sequel's controls.
glitchhunter09 10 months ago
@glitchhunter09 Funnily enough, I used to favour the Megadrive over the SNES at the time. Looking back the SNES actually had more quality titles, but the Megadrive had the majority of the absolute best titles of the time like Sonic, Streets Of Rage, Eternal Champions etc. But I never had issue with the controls. But then I had a 6 button controller. I did try it on a 3 button pad once, and it was nigh on unplayable. But that's why you get the 6 button pads.
lorddavid3dxw 10 months ago
@lorddavid3dxw Yeah, I use a six button controller as well. Though I don't think my hands don't work well with it. I'm thinking about getting a Sega 6-button arcade stick or something similar.
glitchhunter09 10 months ago
Not to snark the past, but this doesn't even have the character's name's! Most of the interfaces are superbare bones! I would talk about the gameplay, but what can I add to that?
BATCHARRO 11 months ago
LOL, I can understand the whole negativity behind this game. It's crap!
bagnumberthree 11 months ago
lol, Windows 3.1 :D
ZXRulezzz 11 months ago
ugh, what the hell was this?
lacjr1977 11 months ago
VENOMMM STIIIIING!!!
VENOMMM DRIIIIILLL!!!
leopoldvonhabsburg 11 months ago 3
are there men doing some of the voiceovers?
blacksolar212 11 months ago 4
it looks like the developers just googled the backgrounds
leourbz 11 months ago 5
You're Winner!
fugor001 1 year ago
fuckiin shity game o.O .. the "cats" are looking like dogs and sounds like men
AndeeyHasselhoff 1 year ago 3
this looks like a vid from SNL or something
kobi005 1 year ago
Even the music is shit...
Whoever created and released this game must be shot!
andymolotov 1 year ago
Venom lady is godlike
ant05000 1 year ago
I just saw the end of the internet and the world as we know it!
JSP434 1 year ago
this game is a misunderstood masterpiece :(
I3uttSweat 1 year ago
wow this game is some serious fuck, i mean i have played bad NES games that were better. This game is like the PC version of action 52. It is so fucking horrible.
gigawarman12 1 year ago
this looks like a fucking flash game. this is sad.
stefman666 1 year ago
they sound like Eric Cartman
MorsIchimonji 1 year ago 4
the voices sound like Eric Cartman
MorsIchimonji 1 year ago
wtf?
micks4522 1 year ago
Mortal Kombat beta?
DorkieAzn 1 year ago
@DorkieAzn It was released about the time of UMK3, lol. Also the green ninja chick's actress was Kitana/Mileena in MKII.
punipunipunisher 11 months ago
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This was rated the worst game ever made....
Matteblackful 1 year ago
I read about this game being one of the worst games ever made but Ive never heard of it. Holy shit is all I can say......
bpotts0401 1 year ago
people dislike this game? Wow surprising, this is one of the premiere fighting games of our time, and literally redefined the way fighting games were made. This game is legendary
TheMysteriousAtheist 1 year ago
@TheMysteriousAtheist Is that a whiff of sarcasm I detect on your breath?