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  • They said this game is so bad that being caught masturbating to it is not as humiliating as playing it

  • POW! BLEH!

  • What you get when you Rule 63 Mortal Kombat.

  • Who the HELL called this sexist? As a woman, I find this game stupid and hilarious, kinda like the oldschool GLOW wrestling league. It's more cheesey than the original Mortal Kombat. If you want to play a sexist game, try Indigo Prophecy. This is just too funny

  • OMG I can't stop laughing, lolololololololoolololol

  • Da fuq is this shit?!

  • Mortal Kombat: Kitchen Version

  • @DrewPicklesOgre

    Take your ass into that kitchen and make me a sammich...bitch!

  • more like rated F for fuckballs

  • I'm off to watch Rach ..V.. Claire

  • those MIDI guitar solos are the only thing good about this game....LOL

  • VENOM STING!!

  • @eateroftheflame VENOM DRILL!!

  • POW POW. BLEH BLEH. POW BLEH. LOL.

  • And i thought that Kasumi Ninja was the worst fighting game ever!

    But when i saw this...

    DAMN!!! I WAS SO FREAKIN' WRONG!!!

  • piece of shit hahahah lols

  • now i know where lady gaga got her image. 1:56

  • I wish they'd stay still so I could tweak my own joystick

  • Pffft!! The in-game description says "hottest women in gaming". the only woman in this game that I think is hot is the woman in the left at 2:54 ( even though the graphics are ugly and choppy).

  • tjis game was created with powerpoint

  • wtf

  • This is so beautiful! I want this game <3

    Someone, kill me now. ;_;

  • Where can I get this? I want to venom drill someone!

  • such a tragedy

  • VENOM DRILLL

  • The Countdown is really slow ;D

  • "Venom Sting! Venom StingVenomPowPowPow!" xD They sure don't make em like they used to!

  • worst hit collision I've ever seen

  • the title screen looks like i could recreate it in Word

  • According to Wikipedia, the publisher of this game was a front for the porn company Vivid.  They should have just made a full-on porn fighting game where the losing character just has lesbian sex with the winner. Surely that could have found porn stars that wouldn't have minded having their sex scenes digitized.

  • Is it real?? does really exist this crap?

  • Download link ? Please

  • alguem sabe onde posso baixar esse jogo

  • what's the girl in blue saying at 3:05? sounds like "bastard!"

  • And here I thought Way of the Warrior, Kasumi Ninja, Survivial Arts, and Tattoo Assassins were the only games out there that took the Mortal Kombat gameplay mechanics and made them bullshittier. These women look like pro wrestlers on the indie circuit that could never make it big. Speaking of the which, the woman that wears the red headband looks a lot like the TNA Knockout wrester known as Tara (formerly known as Victoria in WWE).

  • @Loader2K1 Looks like an ancient predecessor to Bikini Karate Babes to me.

  • @xAxBattler: Never heard of that game.

  • Will this be in EVO 2012?

  • LMAO Is that a male voice actor? XD I can't tell

  • Choppy and unsexy

  • Is this out for the 360?

  • 3 days spent making this game. 1 day of taking pictures of cheap hookers pretending to fight. 2 days of coding on codeine while the hookers playtested their joysticks.

  • Less broken than MVC 3.

  • The company that made the game knew the game sucks so they made that fart sound to describe the game .

  • Wow. A game with shitty voices, shitty characters, shitty graphics, and shitty music. I can see the AVGN vid already on the way.

  • a game with muscle womans ? AWESOME ! :Q_____

  • VENOM STING

  • OMG somebody mixed Pit Fighter with Syphalis!

  • 'gnarly' guitars courtesy of Joe Satriani

  • HAHAHAHA no way this sound is for real

  • best game ever.

  • POW POW BAM BAM!!! lolz

  • It's better when you watch it in 480p....

    LOL, fuck this, who am i kidding.

  • LOL this game is hilarious

  • I tried as hard as I could. But I burst out laughing when that bitch said "Venom drill!" XD

  • This looks like trash.

  • man how could screwattack forget this one 4 their top 10 worst fighting games?

    btw thumbs up if U think AVGN should review this

  • What's so wrong with this game after a... *spits cereal* wtf?

  • They combined Blanka from SF, and Genan Shiranui from Samurai Shodown. That had to be the single worst video game, other than Xtreme Paintbrawl.

  • So when is this getting an HD remake?

  • I FUCKIN LOVE THIS! THIS IS SOOOO 90s!!!

  • @cucollins12 Yeah those of us who started PC gaming in the early 90's remember the hordes of hideously bad games we had to deal with for many years. Like searching for diamonds in a coal mine. But the effort was usually worth it.

  • 02:00 ayaayayaay ayayaysdhkjf yasdyakjsh kay akak WTF are those sound effects :D:D:D:D

  • I give this game a 10! Out of a billion.

  • Venuuuumm sting!

    Venom drill!

    Pow pow bleh uh bleh pow pow!

  • I wonder what happened to Phantom Card

  • Mortal Kombat for girls.

  • @blyadko no, you are wrong.

    it's mortal kombat for bitches

  • lol

  • Is that Cartman voice?

  • HAH

    HAH

    HAH

    VENOM STING

    BLEH BLEH!

  • Rated R for Retarded

  • @punipunipunisher Vice city reference?

  • VENOM Sting

    VENOM Drill

    VENOM Pow pow bleh pow bleh

  • Thumbs up if you came here because you saw it was the worst game reviewed on gamespot....Ever xD

  • The only thing that's at least tolerable is the music. Otherwise... "BLEAH!" The game said it!

  • Is this crap even playable?

  • Venom Sting!!! xD

  • i had random seizures in my stomach from watching this...

  • Ms. Venomsomething- YOU'RE NOT M.BISON!

    Seriously, have these programmers ever played a real fighting game before?

  • Tell me this is a joke, and not an actual game, that was released and made by actual developersXD

  • Nice motion capture :DD

  • cited as one of the worst games in the world by many reviewers :D

  • What the hell is this? This game is very depressing on how bad it is...

  • That is the most offensive thing I have ever seen on Youtube.

  • They didn't even have win poses....ugh. And if I had to hear that woman yell out "Venom Sting!" in real life, I think I would have hammered pencils into my eardrums. My, how far fap material has come in the past few years.

  • This looks like a joke game from the early days of Newgrounds.

  • Couldn't stop laughing at the stupid 'pow pow bleh' noises XDD

  • No comment...

  • LMAO

  • "pow, pow! BLEHH! uh uh uh, pow BLEHH" xD

  • Are those actually the sound effects?  Especially for the first fight?

  • BEST

    GAME

    EVER

  • @kopileegh16 sarcasm, are you here?

  • most of the girls on the select screen look like they are unhappy to even be in the game

  • pow uh uh pow ha ha pow uh uh uh pow pow uh uh ha pow uh

  • I lol'd

  • 0:15 The developers' opinion of their own game

  • hey im an aries

  • in the second fight one of the bitches say "puta mare" wich means fuck my mother ..

  • "pow! BLEHHHHHH!!"

  • All you can really say is wow.... horrendous

  • worst PC game in the history of everything..wow lmfao

  • Venom drill is OP and needs a nerf.

  • LMAO Did that girl just throw up glitter! it's like the black version of ke$ha xD

  • That looks like shit.

  • venom sting! venom drill!. oh god. i love this alot

  • and at 3:50...

  • spin kick at 3:37 is insanely awesome

  • "Inferno!"

  • This is the most sexist game ever.

  • Pow Pow Pow! Bla Bla Pow Bla!

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  • This game had only one impressive thing: the box cover art.

  • @leandrodfcorreia2: You're right about that.

  • This is so amazingly horrific I don't know whether to like or unlike this.

  • hahahahah XD!@@##!@#!@#@

  • I can't wait to see Catfight at EVO this year.

  • Was this a real game or just made for this video? o.o

  • @riceball23 It was a real game. Check it out in Wikipedia.

  • Sounds like they are having some very rough sex.

  • lolz, so bad

  • This is HORRIBLE! But still better than any king of fighters game.

  • @CrotchBlaster FAIL

  • POWER CRUST! somehow a name with that move feels perfect here.

  • I started laughing immediately as soon as the intro played

  • I can't even believe the audio is real

  • The first fight' voice acting reminded me of Robot chicken.

  • Fallout 3, Dead Space, Legend of Zelda have nothing on Catfight.

  • O_O

  • Worse than Kasumi Ninja! Don't get me wrong. I actually like Kasumi Ninja.

  • Fucking terrible

  • This must be where Seth Green got the voice for his Lindsey Lohan on Robot Chicken. The two girls in the first fight are spot on.

  • "No description available," YouTube says. More like....no description *possible* that does justice to the awfulness!

  • VENOM STING!

  • Those are some serious voice-overs.

  • this reminds me of what happens when you go cheeseing!!!

  • How the fuck did Katalin Zamiar (Mortal Kombat II video game Kitana) get this gig?

  • @GabeShadow666 Got hired.

  • @punipunipunisher Uh, I meant in terms of actually agreeing to do this project. Did she really have that much free time in between half of the activities she was doing?

  • @GabeShadow666 Appearently yes, she even got to some Jaguar game that was never released (DO THE MATH!!1).

  • I found this game listed on Wikipedia as one of the worst games ever. Are those sound effects for real?? I wonder if any of the developers actually played the game before release.

  • Anyone know where I can get frame data for this game?

  • Is it real???? It seems like a fan-made game... but a horrible fan-made game.

  • And People say Eternal Champions is bad! lol. This game is worse by far!

  • @glitchhunter09 Which people? Eternal Champions was pure brilliance. I've never heard anyone say it was a poor game. So anyone saying as much needs their head checking.

  • @lorddavid3dxw Mostly Nintendo fan douches and a majority of whiny people who don't like the controls. I'll admit, the controls aren't perfect, but they aren't bad. Especially the Sega CD sequel's controls.

  • @glitchhunter09 Funnily enough, I used to favour the Megadrive over the SNES at the time. Looking back the SNES actually had more quality titles, but the Megadrive had the majority of the absolute best titles of the time like Sonic, Streets Of Rage, Eternal Champions etc. But I never had issue with the controls. But then I had a 6 button controller. I did try it on a 3 button pad once, and it was nigh on unplayable. But that's why you get the 6 button pads.

  • @lorddavid3dxw Yeah, I use a six button controller as well. Though I don't think my hands don't work well with it. I'm thinking about getting a Sega 6-button arcade stick or something similar.

  • Not to snark the past, but this doesn't even have the character's name's! Most of the interfaces are superbare bones! I would talk about the gameplay, but what can I add to that?

  • LOL, I can understand the whole negativity behind this game. It's crap!

  • lol, Windows 3.1 :D

  • ugh, what the hell was this?

  • VENOMMM STIIIIING!!!

    VENOMMM DRIIIIILLL!!!

  • are there men doing some of the voiceovers?

  • it looks like the developers just googled the backgrounds

  • You're Winner!

  • fuckiin shity game o.O .. the "cats" are looking like dogs and sounds like men

  • this looks like a vid from SNL or something

  • Even the music is shit...

    Whoever created and released this game must be shot!

  • Venom lady is godlike

  • I just saw the end of the internet and the world as we know it!

  • this game is a misunderstood masterpiece :(

  • wow this game is some serious fuck, i mean i have played bad NES games that were better. This game is like the PC version of action 52. It is so fucking horrible.

  • this looks like a fucking flash game. this is sad.

  • they sound like Eric Cartman

  • the voices sound like Eric Cartman

  • wtf?

  • Mortal Kombat beta?

  • @DorkieAzn It was released about the time of UMK3, lol. Also the green ninja chick's actress was Kitana/Mileena in MKII.

  • I read about this game being one of the worst games ever made but Ive never heard of it. Holy shit is all I can say......

  • people dislike this game? Wow surprising, this is one of the premiere fighting games of our time, and literally redefined the way fighting games were made. This game is legendary

  • @TheMysteriousAtheist Is that a whiff of sarcasm I detect on your breath?