I HATE "Real News"

[lauralucas1989]

Wow! Love it!!

[NennyDenny]

Fuck you anyone who thinks Phil's videos suck.

[coleisawesome532]

17 1 legged midget gang rape? sounds fun

[MyFace43]

I dislike this guy, and his videos. Read a book.

[daveusaz1218]

The craziest news story I ever heard is, "congress extends tax cuts for the rich and votes on austerity mearsures for the working class taxpayers". I think our politicians drank that poison Gatoraid and ended up brain dead.

[twighlight00]

hahaha suck it up stupid fucks. fox is a joke. anyone who believes that shit is stupid. i can't believe people are calling him a douche for basically not being a dumbass. haha. what a fucked up world. keep doing what you do phil.

[MsWoodsy007]

@itswinifred thank you, for standing up to the trolls! Although it took me a minute to read your comment, I lol'd

[dtrain138]

The NEXT Steven Colbert!

[ConservativeAnthem]

I-D-I-O-T

[itswinifred]

@JoeFest99 Y iz u uh sToopid Hatur? (SpellLing flawZ peese u awf eYe cee, su eYe wil du moar, jhust two anoi u)

[selectajay2000]

yu suck

[Joefest99]

We need to petition to get this douche banned from Youtube!

[SkulandSedMachinima]

@Joefest99 hes voicing his opinion dumass freedom of speech asshole

[sk8tafrnk]

@SkulandSedMachinima He can state his opinion all he wants, but if this was the worst thing Fox news ever did then I wouldn't even bother to waste time talking about it.

He should be talking about how Rupert Murdoch is responsible for letting a girl get murdered when it could have been prevented. Be fun to to see that bastard get convicted after he goes to trial, get locked up and pounded in the ass.

[Joefest99]

@Joefest99 and so am I asshole. And you spelled "dumass" wrong fucktard.

[th3king123]

help can anyone find me the vid of where phil is in Manhattan talking i need to see it plz tnxs everybody

[KatieDovel]

I was litterally drinking gatorade at the exact second he said that :O

[chicainger]

I fell asleep watching this, i dreamt of that 17 one legged little people dressed as the 7dwarfs raping someone being on the news thing o_O

[Joker9588]

Sorry dude you're fucked the suit won't become you, he will rape you because as a news anchor you become a prostitute for the corporatocracy and you tell what they think is apropriate for the public to know, real news are a thing of the past.

[milpool21]

Good stuff

[ayaknowledgegod]

"get r done" on the screen crawl...hilarious

[Porojukaha]

Lol a fox news hater and an msnbc hater each have the highest rated comments on a youtube video complaining about the news.....something tells me we need media reform, and not the reform George Soros talks about.

[otto5656]

cbs, abc , cnn, msnbc none of them do the exact same thing right dick?

[MentosMan727]

Sensationalism.

Fear = $

This is why Fox is at the top of the cable news game, they scare old middle class white people.

[Porojukaha]

@MentosMan727 no. They arent winning because of fearmongering. Because all the networks do that pretty equally. Its because, a.) the elderly have more time to watch news.  and b.) Glenn Beck is NOT a republican. He is a libertarian. Most of the independents in this country are libertarians. So both republicans AND libertarians watch his show. Thats 60% of america right there. c.) most liberals do not watch news. They watch Jersey Shore and Desperate Housewives and other similar shows.

[joeplume45]

i hate you 

[tabrizi79]

And Real News hates you..

[mmfmmf332]

Funny video.

[liquid0001]

fag

[Rico1455]

I fucking love how you liberal jackasses blame Fox for everything in the world but you give the other networks a complete pass on all the bullshit that they spew.

[XaMitV]

@Rico1455 I don't blame them, they're just insanely biased and make me mad when I watch them.

[Rico1455]

@XaMitV So.. CNN MSNBC and every other network besides Fox isn't biased?

[XaMitV]

@Rico1455 no, but they hide it better. Fox makes it painfully obvious how biased they are.

[Rico1455]

@XaMitV Oh I couldn't agree more... Rachel Maddow and Keith Overbite are very subtle

[Porojukaha]

@XaMitV lol. you cant with a straight face call MSNBC subtle. I remember an interview Matthews did with Ron Paul. "So, are you a birther? huh? huh? are you a birther? a birther? ARE YOU A FREAKING BIRTHER?" Then theres good ole Bill Maher who usually says something that he thinks is reasonable but comes out sounding to us more like "Jews planted bombs in the trade towers, Jewish nazis JEWISH NAZIS!!! HEIL SEIGHEIL!!!

[XaMitV]

@Porojukaha Well, I stand corrected. But I get most of the news from the internet anyways,

[daveusaz1218]

@Rico1455 Biased is fine, everybody is entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong but the biggest crime by FOX is, that they flat out lie, they will swear oranges are red and call anybody that disagrees a liberal left wing communist. They need to have a bold disclaimer at the begining and end of their broadcast saying that the following and preceding show is based on a fictional backward parallel universe and the perverted ideas of the corporate owners and sponsers. FOX isn't news it's BS

[ufukkurt11]

I LOVED REAL NEWS AND ALWAYS WATCH THEME

[cisco2992]

I laughed literally.. Thanks. Keep it uup sonnn

[lyssaftw]

lol

[CJ090]

I get more out of ur show than in do the real news phil

[Datelesswonders]

I hope the suit becomes you.

[LadySeraph]

I trust The Onion more than FOX. At least they don't hide the fact that they are a joke.

[C1Era]

@LadySeraph I understand that fox is complete shit, but can people please stop saying the onion or the colbert report is better. No it's fucking not. If you are fucking stupid enough to believe the biased shit the fox reporters say you should be watching the special education channel. But when, say a hurricane or some shit hits I am going to fox over the fucking onion or the colbert report, just don't listen or buy into the biased fucking shit that most of it is, or just watch some other news

[Porojukaha]

@C1Era HAHAHA I love the whole, fox is shit stuff because their "news" is exactly the same news that CNN puts out. What people MEAN to say is that the opinion shows like Glenn Beck, Oreilly, etc are biased. The actual news shows are no different than other networks. the funniest thing though is the Colbert argument. Because hes not only very biased but also nearly completely devoid of truth. Colbert is the spin MASTER. its all brainwash all the time on that show. At least Daily has lucid moments

[C1Era]

@Porojukaha You probably don't understand Colbert if you think that is what his show is like, he is a fake conservative making fun of other consrevatives for their ridiculous ideals.The Colbert Report is not real news, it is purely comedy. WhatI am saying is all news stations have some bias...BUT Fox news is obviously the most biased by far. Purely conservative hosts and interviewees, they can never admit the wrong that any republican commits, but when Obama 'fist bumps' it is a terrorist sign.

[Jyagos1]

Wait, Fox is real news? HAHAHA.  All this time, I thought CNN and Fox as infotainment!

[usergently]

What a douche!

[sacopenapa]

You hate the real news because you don't like hearing the truth. Like a child placing their hands over their ears... typical.

[crazybasement]

@sacopenapa did you even watch the video dumb ass?

[limanfl09]

i hope the suit becomes you too

[khaoscualdawath]

I see so many envious commenters...

[TheHogger89]

FFS people the guy is just voicing his opinion. If you dislike his opinion then why the fuck do you watch the vid? I dont agree with everything he says, but when I do disagree I never feel the urge to WTFRAGE. Its just a difference of opinion, nothing more. So just sit back, smoke a bowl, pop a midol if youve still got sand in your vaginas, and fucking RELAX.

[SPOOKSASSLUKE]

i was looking at the monkey on your wall it looked Familiar i looked behind me that shits on my wall to hahahahahahaahaha

[monsteratmidnight]

woww, i love your fans. they all hate you!

(except crazy people like me.)

im sad now. minority alert.

[adamsdc]

What a loser. Instead of being an internet whanna-be reporter, how about doing something that would not only use your real talents but also make a bigger contribution to society; giving blowjobs to winos in the bus station.

[DrakeIcn]

The audiences verdict is in;

You are an annoying as hell homogay faggot.

Also, anyone who listens for more then 10 s without raging with at your nasal cocksucker voice and clownish manners is also a homogay faggot.

[cavegoat13]

No other media channels do this. Nope! Only FOX.

Typical.

Again, why the fuck are you in my related?

Honestly, please leave YouTube ^_^

[3LARI]

The news seems retarded because you're watching Fox, the retard channel. Its not news, it's "entertainment". Kind of akin to shaking a rattle in front of a baby's face to distract him from the crippling, harsh realities that await him outside his cot.

By the way - you in the video?... talking?... you're a cunt. stop talking. now.

[SNORETALKING]

@3LARI

so true......distraction all the way ....It wil be very hard to change things,,, People behave like robots,,,,,We look and imagine what a robotic world would be like?...............It's already here. Has been for a long time.

[CONSTRUIRNOAcom]

Well done your casting!!! Los 2, son genios. I believe you!!

[Hamilton6787]

LOL

[Consumerofknowledge]

News anchors are told what to talk about. They are mindless reporters that report nothing relevant and lie constantly in a very biased way. Tv is a massive brain washing machine designed to instill corporate thoughts and trivialities into peoples minds, turning them into drones that question nothing.

[mediasmoker]

"The Real News" is an actual independent ytube news channel that does an impeccable job of delivering non-propaganda Real News. Unlike this channel, where your IQ must be below 50 in order to become a regular viewer or subscriber.

[Tapecutter59]

@mediasmoker Oh please, spare us the bullshit. RN is not news it's opinion, I'm a subscriber to RN because I happen to find some of their opinions interesting but I'm also fully aware that they are the left wing equivalent of Fox.

If you want to know what NEWS is supposed to look like then try the BBC or Australia's ABC NEWS broadcasts. They're not perfect but at least they try to focus on facts and minimise the personal pontifications of their reporters and presenters.

[mediasmoker]

@Tapecutter59 Thanks for making my point.

[tonimohler1231]

a woman and her husband tried to sell their BABY at WALMART!!!!! for 15$- that's love!

[neferiusnexus]

@tonimohler1231 No m8, That's Capitalism for ya.

Why do you think HollyWood keeps casting the Devil as a Business-man?

[RubysTableTalk]

Why are you watching the news any way it is not the real news! They are given a script and not allowed to report the real news wake up and turn off the TV!! Look it up for yourself. :) Then make your own news for YT you might really be good at it .

Ruby

[ToxicInsanityHappy]

Ten things that give you cancer

1.Gatorade

2.tapwater

3.poison

4.your children

5.sea otters

6-8.the jonas brothers

9.your grandma

10.FOX NEWS!

[jdefuria24]

john jibbity bingbang

[slipcurve]

What a misleading title.

[madiovich]

americans are more about the show rather than the plain news.

[1RamenGuy]

John Jibbity Bing-Bang

[NeapolitanSixth]

QOTD from two years in the future:

This:

cbc.ca/arts/tiff/story/2010/07­/06/lindsay-lohan.html

is currently on the front page of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's news site.

[tlndofa]

see how smart you are below you dropkick..you are the moron ...indeed.

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

I hate 'real news' because it doesn't make any sense! and I like listening to you talk... as creepy as that sound (Creepo) and you make the news understandable and hilarious! I wouldn't know what was going on in the world if it wasn't for Phil :3

[AGuyThatPlaysGames]

The thing I really hate about "real news," is that often times whenever a famous celebrity is convicted of something, they'll try to excuse what they did, by blaming it on someone else.

[KelsiLynBear]

Yup they like enjoy all the bad news their sharing with us ( because that is.. all their reporting on.. the shit in this world ) the crazy people in this world and the crazy things that go on, well these people make a living off of it... woohoo.

[Mega713]

Actually, it turns out that they act like they don't care, because it is the law that their news stories be objective. If they show their opinion at all on the news story, there are plenty of idiots who could and would sue them, claiming the story is biased.

[SoftwareReviewExpert]

THAT WAS AWSOME!!!

[Devikvampire]

I wish your vids had proper titles like these again..

[Narglesonamistletoe]

Once I watched "celebrity news", guess what they said:

"britney spears eats frozen yogurt"

It's true.

[TheTailTeller]

John Jibbitybingbang lmao

[pinkamos]

lol

[donjuegomac]

get a life!

[MrsPamela74]

BRING BACK Edward R. Murrows type news reporting.

[andthis1]

Hahaha, you said you couldn't be a news anchor? I think you did a pretty good job in this vid ;) Thumbs up

[coyote7272]

Anna Nicole Smith's death - almost bigger than 9/11

[DastardlyDimwit]

what if they do give you cancer?

[405streetlife1]

That Was Funny Lmfao

[DeltaBravo1216]

Phil,

I watch Fox News, but I watch you too! You should hang out with Greg Gutfeld.

[chopin65]

You already have the voice. I would watch it if I were you.

[allanmacd12]

This is the best sxephil vid ever created!

[dafranx]

Oh yeah, how bout this not so real news event I made up: Your News at 10. Chicken, could it kill you and your family? Eating chicken can kill you and your family, by initially causing them to be sociopathic, speaking gibberish, having low brain cells and very high heart rate, and defecating black feces. Tonight at 10.

What do you think? Am I good or not?

[1gnoramus]

wtf is this incoherent bullshit, people who watch this need to get their heads examined. not saying that i support fox news(which has admitted it is not actually a news channel) or really any other mainstream media channel. but this sxephil douchebag is now subconciously suggesting that "the news" is all together bad. or at least that staying in formed is not cool. sxephil you are a talentless sackless juvenile tool. if you had an ounce of intellect you would find a better use for it.

[DeltaBravo1216]

@1gnoramus Show me exactly where they admitted they are not a news channel because I don't believe you.

[DormRoomDivas]

How standing in your shower for the first five minutes of the water running can give you cancer.

[slavecault]

i live in canada, and one day the only headlines on our national french speaking tv network were:

1. long winters are great for ice wine production

2. montreal sidewalks are really slippery lately. people are afraid of falling

3. there was a charity meal somewhere last night

BIG NEWS!

[dove997]

that news is sure funny, but even more funn is too watch thouse smart ppl that belive in what they

saying there and make thise care faces...

and here is tom with the weather...

and faces are smillie spillie again :D

[bluejetty01]

Listen to Alex Jones for the news

[sillonnelenet]

@bluejetty01 lol

[shinshenx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA HAAAA!!! The shortest vid to ever get 5Stars

[StopSquirlesOnCrak]

QOTD that midjets are turning gay, i mean who likes midjets right??

[kakompo]

lol cool

[back4thefight]

We had this article on the front page of our local newspaper when I was young, the picture was a pigeon eating a sammich, and they had an entire article about how the pigeon stole a little boy's sammich. Worst news day ever.

[tatiethezombie]

pigeons are pretty important...lol

[ImperialWizardOfOz]

Champagne socialist Chris Matthews suggested that tea partiers (read: conservative White people) should be strapped to gurneys and injected with truth serum to suss out what they REALLY think of negroes. I would love to do that to Chris Matthews, to hear what HE really thinks of negroes. Can you imagine what would come out of Matthew's mouth once his PC filter was shut off?

[MentosMan727]

@ImperialWizardOfOz I know what you mean - there's no need for a truth serum, look at their protest signs. They're a bunch of inbred racist morons. Go ahead, find any picture of a tea-party protest and then try to find the one that isn't obese. It's like playing fuckin Where's Waldo

[Liuqahs15]

@ImperialWizardOfOz i didn't know people like you had internet access

[ImperialWizardOfOz]

Most White male news anchors are de-racinated castrati reading aloud off ZOG teleprompters.

[cayrano]

"GET R DONE"

[lifeimtation]

so true!

[fathersky24688642]

i have one phil, when i was younger, the first news story i ever remeber is one of a man who was decapitated, delimbed, then had his body parts thrown out of a car as it went down a high way

[Donut117]

GET R DONE

[Astor4o]

In bulgaria they showed that ughm.....god i forgot its name....ah yes Goatse in the sky picture in the news....

Well 2 days later they said it was a hoax....

Before that they said someone mailed it to them describing that that was god looking at em or smth....rofl....

[Franchan10]

lol theyre not allowed to care

they gotta be neutral

even though it sucks

[NOVAGIRL666]

the lamest news i've heard was, a guy marrying a erewolf. and big foot having kids.

[dudesta69]

you sounded like batman at the end

"i really hope i dont become the suit, and that the suit becomes me..."

deep... truly...

[LynMadi]

QOTD: The story blaming giving kids lunch at school is making them fat.

[MissPriyaPrincess]

Did you go with Shay Tard?

[DoYouHaveAGrudge101]

QOTD: craziest: In other news a plane has crashed into the Twin Towers also known as the World Trade center...... (for all you retards that dont know what im talking about..... 9/11/01.....)

[Tiiipzo]

Again, you're the best. That's so true about the news...they act so insensitive to what they're talking about, n when I talk about this with others, everyones like well that's what they're supposed to do...an issue is an issue ALWAYS no matter what context you put it in to.

[Whakampoo]

I rarely watch the news(Unless of a hurricane, etc, etc). I can't stand it, Everyday it's "U R GOINAA DIEEE"

Because everyone wants to wake up at that in the morning.

[MorganBrown444]

you acctually sound like a news anchor lmao

[bartsimba4]

I got the same monkey with headphones poster :-)

[CaptainSoapMcTavish]

cutest rabbit in the country -.- cbs

[ThePegasus222]

Fox is a populist news channel, and therefore biased. However, some times they dare to talk about things that other mainstream news channels don't. I disagree with many things they say but I agree with others. Categorizing people (reporters) by some of their comments is stereotyping, a populist trick. You are falling exact in the same game you are blaming on them. The only way out of the finger-pointing game is critical thinking, not stereotyping. Gain global perspective!

[KitsuneMay]

@ThePegasus222 Everyone is biased in some way, it's a fact of life. In case you didn't notice, Phil also says many things other people wouldn't. Stereotyping is natural, because it's how we classify people. You can only really determine if a person is a stereotype or not by knowing them personally, otherwise, you're just going to have to guess by their actions and reactions- as Phil is pointing out in a way by describing how you can tell by the news anchor's reactions and transitions.

[ThePegasus222]

Tap water might be poisoned doesn't matter? and what about, you learning about that subject before making statements. Too sad.

[cajoby]

I'm Phil DeFranco filling in for John Bitty D'Bangbang lol! but anyways, he does make sense, like thay have no compansion while on the air, they just want the story...

[xHouseLoverx]

Dumbest news story ever - The cafeteria menu for Barack Obama's daughters. >.>

[XlightassassenX]

Bananna?

[lonersRcool]

@xHouseLoverx my school doesn't even have a menu

[Rawrrrx19]

In January they were talking about a bunch of hackers in Texas who changed those giant electric road signs to say "Nazi zombies in area! Run!"

[CrazaySheesh]

I'm just waiting for a news report on face cancer.

I think that will be about the time when the vampire robot Nazis who are also zombies finally attack.

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

QOTD: The dumbest news report I ever watched was one which was about sex increasing the likelihood of you getting cancer in the private regions and when I saw this I just thought "screw cancer, I'd rather have one of my testicles chopped off than to not have sex". What else causes cancer? catching a cold? Urinating? Existing? well, It will be on the news shortly I imagine.

[Krymigia]

News casters act exactly like this and I wonder what the hell is wrong with them.

[Sophimage]

Courage amigo.

You are indeed captivating.

I admire your balls and vitality,

continued success,

Love Sophie xo

[Kami9799]

lol love the scroll at the bottom

[peanutcashew23]

lmao

[MirrorStep]

that kids steal their parents credit cards to buy NX cash in maple story...i mean seriusly? thats the best ''news'' they got??

[tunawrangler1]

that makes me sad, i play maplestory... a lot. but i never stole my parents money lol >.> i think kids stealing 10 dollars is much more important then anything else they could report on!

[skoolis4retards]

i remember that fox said that swine flu came from a pond full of pig shit in mexico that never got cleaned out.

[MrForthewin]

i saw a news cast about a baby who could play guitar hero really well

[veryrandomhannah]

Remember when obama bought a burger.. I saw a newcast that said, "OBAMA MURDERS COW" Seariously...... WHO CARES!!!! why does the news want to interpret the world into an even more messed up place than it already is???

[blitzen335]

hmm... the craziest shit I've ever seen on the news was "What clothes may be giving you cancer? tonight on fox news at eleven" and I was like, HOLY SHIT! it better not be skinny jeans..

[nothingjr]

Seriously?

[blitzen335]

yeah

[veryrandomhannah]

I heard of "Skinny jean syndrome" on the news.. YES ITS real!!!!! XD So whenever i wear skinnies i think about ending up like the blonde girl on tv who has daily leg pain because her jeans were so tight that they cut off her circulation..... just.. wow

[blitzen335]

haha xD

those are some damn tight jeans then...

maybe it's just because I wear guys skinny jeans, but mine aren't tight enough to cut of my circulation o.O not even when I wear my moms...

[veryrandomhannah]

guys look good in skinnies, but that's just my opinion XD

[blitzen335]

haha xD

I think guys who wear skinny jeans are sexy >:]

oh, I should mention I'm bi before you think I'm gay o.O

[veryrandomhannah]

oohh.. Okay then! XD

[blitzen335]

yeah... ;D

hmm...

is it weird we're having a convo in the comments o.O?

[dacaptain84]

Or think of this Phil, what if you suit becomes that really cool suit like in the movie the suit with Jacky Chan and you get all these super powers and become a superhero.....

[Rictof]

Umm... You can't be, because... well... you talk too much.

[iteslabot]

haha!

[gaamaru95]

"Where a woman was brutally raped by 17 1-legged midgets" omg i was eating and almost spit it out i was laughing

[Xeonai]

You have a good voice for it though.

[amanda1053]

For almost a month, The Today show would not shut the hell up about the Presidents new dog. Drove me crazy

John Jibbetybingbang